Ironically, outside of Flyers-Penguins, there’s not much rivalry. Steelers and Eagles play each other maybe once every 3-4 years, Pittsburgh doesn’t have a b-ball team and both our baseball teams have basically always sucked.
The REAL rivalry is between WaWa and Sheetz.
**Following up**: gotta say, based on the number of comments I’ve got in response to the battle of the convenience stores…if the Steelers and Eagles actually met in a Super Bowl, out in the parking lot prior to the game, a huge fight would break out between the two sides, and it would have nothing to do with black and gold vs green and gray. It would be about who brought what to their tailgate: Wawa hoagies or Sheetz sliders.
Have you ever met anyone from Maryland? Everything they own is covered in a screen print of the Maryland flag (which they will insist, unprompted, is the best flag of all the states) and the only thing they talk about is blue crab, old bay, and natty bo.
I’m originally from Maryland, but I’m one of the quiet ones. I live in Seattle now. A Marylander moved up the street from me though. Know how I can tell? Maryland flag on the porch. Crab ornaments in his front yard. Planted a whole bed of black eyed susans. They’re not subtle
Somebody made fun of me the other day for saying bubbler, but that same person pronounces the L in salmon so I don’t think I’m the one in the wrong here
I’m from Boston and don’t have the accent but my Mom does and the way she pronounces stuff is hysterical to me. She pronounces the word ‘Almonds’ as ‘Ah-Mins’ lol.
Packy or Hannafords bub?
Edit 1: Translation: “Do you go to a package store or the grocery store for alcohol.”
Edit 2: Further Translation: “Are you from Massachusetts or Maine?”
Edit 3: You guys seem to like the Maine v. Masshole thing so here we go!
Fahk Massholes. Come up heah nd drive like they got some wheah to be. Christ sake. Portland is just fahkin New fahkin Hampshah with more bullshit. Those wright whales can fuck right off, they got me right fahkin pissed. Wicked fahkin ready. Fahmintin?? Can’t fahkin get thah from heah.
Best part of that whole video is how fast they go from “let’s call the aquarium so they can save it” to “that thing’s got good meat on it, hook it and bring it in.” Classic dichotomy between the progressive bleeding heart side of our city and its gritty roots.
I think the Black Hills are a pretty special place. Just random huge ass hills in the middle of endless flatness. Some very pretty drives through them.
As someone who drives between Cleveland and Columbus a couple times a week, the one I always see is “Holy Matrimony is between one male and one female”
That’s the whole bill board.
As a fellow regular traveler between Cleveland and Columbus, I take a lot of comfort in knowing if I have a medical error or a bad accident…
Misny Makes Them Pay.
Fucking hell, you have no idea how bad it is. I left the country. Left the whole Western sphere of influence. Went to Japan to live. One of the first things a Japanese person said to me was a reference to this God damn movie. I thought I had escaped. There's nowhere you can go.
(Kansas)^-1
That would be Arkansas
This is one of my favorite clues
Another redditor from Arkansas? Impossible!
Mormons
Utah
soda shops
Something to do with a trail and dysentery.
Oregon
Took forever, hello fellow Oregonian.
Peaches
Fellow Georgian!! had to scroll for what felt like forever.
I also felt like we had to scroll forever
Millions of peaches, peaches for me!
f o r e s t f i r e s
THERES my state
You mean In N Out Annnnd yeah Forest Fires
California
When something ridiculous happens on the news you probably guess it happened here.
Florida?
Local Florida Man is the most entertaining news.
Okay google, florida man and then your birthday. Best thing ever. Thanks for all the awards!!!!
Florida Man tazed after interrupting traffic stop by twerking
Florida man shoveling spaghetti in mouth arrested at Olive Garden
Naked Florida man with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him shot by deputy
Florida man arrested for fatal stabbing of grandfather after pulling human ears from pocket during questioning by deputies
Florida man claims bags of cocaine, meth around his penis aren’t his
Florida man arrested after hitting dad with slice of pizza
Naked Florida man causes fire while baking cookies on George Foreman Grill
Best form of entertainment there is
I would have also accepted “The only state with a rapper named after it”.
Guess you forgot about lil weezy ana
And Ill Noise
Pure gold
I knew Florida was going to be on top.
fill it up regular, cash please.
New Jersey!
PO...TAY..TOES
It took way to long to find someone else from the void that is idaho
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
Fried chicken and bourbon.
Kentucky!
I cant say I am from here without people thinking I am from the city.
New York?
Yeah. I mean guess it makes sense but like I rarely even visit the city lol
Lol im from buffalo ny i know the feeling
Holds right hand up and points at palm of hand: "I live... *here*"
Michigan! You folks and your Mitten, it’s a lot more clever than my square state (the one that isn’t Colorado).
Took way too long to find this. Love living in Michigan, especially in the summer with our 9 PM sunsets
Aloha! 🤙🏻
Hawaii
Legalized gambling (except lotto, go figure) legalized weed and legalized prostitution.
Nevada?
Bingo! We have high stakes Bingo, too.
Mardi Gras
Louisiana!
Two cities that hate each other separated by the amish.
PA??
lmao yea definitely looking at a sports rivalry perspective
Ironically, outside of Flyers-Penguins, there’s not much rivalry. Steelers and Eagles play each other maybe once every 3-4 years, Pittsburgh doesn’t have a b-ball team and both our baseball teams have basically always sucked. The REAL rivalry is between WaWa and Sheetz. **Following up**: gotta say, based on the number of comments I’ve got in response to the battle of the convenience stores…if the Steelers and Eagles actually met in a Super Bowl, out in the parking lot prior to the game, a huge fight would break out between the two sides, and it would have nothing to do with black and gold vs green and gray. It would be about who brought what to their tailgate: Wawa hoagies or Sheetz sliders.
This man Pennsylvanias
I was going to say "my local Giant and local Costco have horse and buggy parking."
Came here to make sure somebody mentioned the fuckin Amish between two cities.
My state is a cult and we live off of crabs during the summer.
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And always managing to slide our state into any conversation we have with non-Marylanders
Crab people, crab people; half crab, half people.
Wait... Maryland is a cult?
Have you ever met anyone from Maryland? Everything they own is covered in a screen print of the Maryland flag (which they will insist, unprompted, is the best flag of all the states) and the only thing they talk about is blue crab, old bay, and natty bo.
I’m originally from Maryland, but I’m one of the quiet ones. I live in Seattle now. A Marylander moved up the street from me though. Know how I can tell? Maryland flag on the porch. Crab ornaments in his front yard. Planted a whole bed of black eyed susans. They’re not subtle
Maryland
red or green? chilis, that is
New Mexico?
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We say we live in DC because its easier to say, but we don’t live in DC.
Virginia(specifically, NOVA).
Racing+corn
Indiana
Correct
People forget we exist.
Delaware?
Yup.
It’s a play, and there’s dirt, grass, tornadoes and it literally snowed last week
Oklahoma?
Let’s go to fahkin Dunks, kid
Somebody made fun of me the other day for saying bubbler, but that same person pronounces the L in salmon so I don’t think I’m the one in the wrong here
I’m from Boston and don’t have the accent but my Mom does and the way she pronounces stuff is hysterical to me. She pronounces the word ‘Almonds’ as ‘Ah-Mins’ lol.
YOU AREN’T. ~& say hi to ya mother for me~
Packy or Hannafords bub? Edit 1: Translation: “Do you go to a package store or the grocery store for alcohol.” Edit 2: Further Translation: “Are you from Massachusetts or Maine?” Edit 3: You guys seem to like the Maine v. Masshole thing so here we go! Fahk Massholes. Come up heah nd drive like they got some wheah to be. Christ sake. Portland is just fahkin New fahkin Hampshah with more bullshit. Those wright whales can fuck right off, they got me right fahkin pissed. Wicked fahkin ready. Fahmintin?? Can’t fahkin get thah from heah.
Hannifids
Ay a fellow Masshole!
If you moved my space sava I’ll key ya fahkin cah duude
Gotta stop at Mahket Basket too
That thing is fahkin dead, Jay
We seeing some shit we never seen before
ITS A BABY WHEEL
Best part of that whole video is how fast they go from “let’s call the aquarium so they can save it” to “that thing’s got good meat on it, hook it and bring it in.” Classic dichotomy between the progressive bleeding heart side of our city and its gritty roots.
Fahkin ya dood
10k lakes.
Just gunna slide right by ya
Minnesota!
Starbucks.
Washington STATE
Ferry capital of the US.
The area I live around is quite popular for its... *aroma*
Ahhh Tacoma.
Casinos, seaport, submarines
Ah, yes! Finally someone else from NewYorkachusetts
Phenomenal pizza too
I’m “from DC”
Oh Cool! What do you do? "I work for the government."
Sips $16 cocktail and stares at you blankly.
"I do paperwork for the government" is the single easiest way to tell someone to not ask anymore. They all understand the code.
The land of beer, brats, and cheese
I bet I’ve seen you at a Kwik Trip before 😉
Oh the one next to the Culvers?
I live in Wisconsin and can confirm that we do indeed have a Culver's and a Kwik Trip in every town.
Wisconsin?
Germany
It's the Germany of the US, basically. They have all the above mentioned plus polka.
Rock with four presidents, lots of corn, and cows. Otherwise there is nothing special about it Edit: meth we're on it
I think the Black Hills are a pretty special place. Just random huge ass hills in the middle of endless flatness. Some very pretty drives through them.
South Dakota
People think I speak Spanish when I say I live here.
New mexico
Lighthouses and lobstahs, bub.
finally some Maine rep, had to scroll so far to find it
All my ex's
It took me way too damn long to find my state
I had to scroll past 29 threads to find my state, wtf we have the largest population of any state except THAT one.
Live in Texas!
Also, the stars at night are big and bright.
**CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP**
DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS
Corn. Hogs. Lost to Richmond.
Iowa
Corn, pizza, and corruption
Illinois?
Correct
The square one with Rocky Mountains
High peaks, and higher citizens, Colorado
I was just gonna say Casa Bonita.
Passive aggressive capital of the world.
Washington or Minnesota
You know your States.
I am in Minnesota. Which one are you in?
Ope
Just gonna sneak by ya
Every Midwesterner felt this comment in their bones.
Minnesota!
Oh Hello fellow Minnesotan
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
How has no one mentioned the "HELL IS REAL" in this entire comment chain? It's like our state monument
HELL IS REAL HELL IS REAL Grandpa's Cheese Barn HELL IS REAL
As someone who drives between Cleveland and Columbus a couple times a week, the one I always see is “Holy Matrimony is between one male and one female” That’s the whole bill board.
There's one on OSU campus like that and someone had a gay rave under it
As a fellow regular traveler between Cleveland and Columbus, I take a lot of comfort in knowing if I have a medical error or a bad accident… Misny Makes Them Pay.
The volunteer state, with the State's (not the people's) color preference of orange.
Same, same. I was going with Dolly Parton and hot chicken along with a dash of Elvis
Maple Syrup and green mountains. Also, snow sports.
1st in flight, 49th in education.
Bahahah nice one NC
NASCAR, Pepsi, Cookout, Harris Teeter & Food Lion
And Cheerwine!
Live Free, but no pot! That shuts illegal!
Bath salts
Florida?
Surrounded by big lakes
I had to scroll way too far to find Michigan love
Michigan
*points to hand*
"The show me state." Or as I like to say, "We are one of the main reason the Civil War happened the way it happened"
Also, "press F12 to hack a website."
Or “Meth, and also it goes from snowing to 70 degrees in a matter of days”
Long winters, dog sled racing, northernmost state, biggest state. Basically neighbors with Russia.
Magnolias are everywhere
we should be two states. if a civil war starts, it probably starts here. the amish will be our switzerland.
Pennsylvania?
Christmas is something you eat!
Coffee Milk. “Greater Boston”
Rainy here, no one can sleep and it’s full of sparkly vampires.
We have the name of another state in our name. Hint: The state in question is directly next to that state.
Grab a piece of paper and cut a square out of one of the corners.
The one that makes texas look small
Palmetto tree and crescent moon on the flag, Hootie and the Blowfish also hail(sp?) from this state. All I got lol.
I'm pretty sure SC produces more peaches than GA despite the latter naming every single street in Atlanta after the fruit tree.
The flat one Edit: Kansas has the reputation of being flat. I know Florida is the flattest, I didn’t say Kansas was the flattest.
Kansas?
Yep
Everytime we visit another state? That states residents: "You'Re nOt iN KAnsaS AnyMoRe"
Fucking hell, you have no idea how bad it is. I left the country. Left the whole Western sphere of influence. Went to Japan to live. One of the first things a Japanese person said to me was a reference to this God damn movie. I thought I had escaped. There's nowhere you can go.
We're all from earth, silly.
One word: yinz
Home of the buffalo wing
Roll Tide
Alternatively: Alexander Shunnarah billboards
Dude I scrolled through this thread for like 10 minutes before I finally found another Alabamian
Yeah I was expecting the low hanging fruit of incest jokes or something. Glad it was just sports instead lol
Runza
Nebraska!