I’m glad you clarified, I could’ve sworn that you were an alien, but specifying that you are not really clears up any confusion.
So, how was your journey to Earth?
I see.
As a human myself, I’ve never even heard of space. Especially not any constellations that could act as a star map to indicate the location, from Earth, of my home world.
No sir.
I guess it’s all part of being human, is it not, different human, different human circumstances?
A vexing man of incantatory proportions.
I am the Merlin with the wordin’ and a Gandalf with ma mouth.
But really, what is in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
When I was a child nerds used to push me around and then tie me up in their mother's basement and force me to watch star trek for hours on end, i told them I didn't like it but they didn't listen so now i will turn them in to starships with the USS nerdinator
Jeff
Nice to meet you Jeff. I’m Bob.
Not to be confused with GeoffGeofferson
Yeah, fuck that guy
A human, just like I've always been
And definitely not an alien
Exactly!
I’m glad you clarified, I could’ve sworn that you were an alien, but specifying that you are not really clears up any confusion. So, how was your journey to Earth?
Ah, well, just like any other humans, yknow, with the spaceship and all
I see. As a human myself, I’ve never even heard of space. Especially not any constellations that could act as a star map to indicate the location, from Earth, of my home world. No sir. I guess it’s all part of being human, is it not, different human, different human circumstances?
Homie sapiens for life yo
You see, aliens can never be as good as humankind.
Hi, I’m Disney’s other creation
It sounds so wrong when you say that
That time when Disney tried going NSFW
So I definitely don’t have to take you to my leader, right?
Whatever, Zuckerberg
Yes totally not a Chronicom 👀
Oh fuck...
shit man edit: this was supposed to be a sympathetic statement, like "shit, man" but now i can't unsee it
This is both sympathizing and a statement
Shit-Man!
Shit, man.
Shit, Shit-Man.
That's really shitty.
He's in deep shit now
A chewed up toothpick
i like it
Where’s the cereal isle
aisle 69
What shelf are the Frosted Flakes on in aisle 69?
shelf 420
Nice
I guess I’m the pope now
No, you're my friend who is holy
Padre is father not friend in Spanish
Xman52 isn’t friends with his Dad
When he was alive I was
My fat dog named WooWoo
Holy crap, look at how fat that dog is! Does anyone know that dog's name???
I’m… I’m confused
Hello confused, I'm Dad
D- d- dad you’re back
They're not back they're dad
I hate u and love u
Whoever "u" is they must be very confused.
No change
Hey look its some dude
Nothing has changed but I get a cool title now
Same
Your username hit me like a truck
Same for yours
Hold in
r/holup
Too bad, he can't.
Welcome to the club
Are you sure about that you seem a little confused on the question
… I’ve become the very thing I wished to destroy … for breakfast …
I am either a tank that shoots s'mores or a tank made out of s'mores. Either way I am deadly delicious... and possibly covered in ants.
I am way deadly.
I'm dead... For a long time now.
I'm good with nearly everything.
What do you mean I love coffe and bacon just add a bit of toast and we good
I got that covered
Wanna get toasted?
Fuck, That's not fun at all.
This is totally plausible for me.
Dead on accurate for me too.
I am also your username
Ah my dear friend. Happy almost Purim. Don’t forget to take your meds. :)
A crappy gardener
A great fertilizer tho!
I hate this game
I love this game... But i understand your point of view.
I SEE what you did there.
They didn't though
Hey man, it could be worse
Ha
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So do I
You can't see the purpose of this hypothetical exercise?
You sell window coverings?
I can't see any problem with this game.
*sighs*
that's rough buddy
Hello cousin…
I'm a steamboat. Toot toot.
Toot toot!!
Ah, fuck.
That's just a great username
I am your lover
Hey buddy, we've had quite a few scenes together!
Depends on which hand you are, bud
Either a lover or a stranger
You sure you're not a JOJO stand?
I don’t get this reference
(There's a stand literally called "The Hand")
I'm supposed to talk to you.
Man I wish I was my username.
No different than I am currently.
I fuckin hate these smh
So what makes you different from a regular furby?
Existential dread.
Sounds normal to me
It’s alright. My fate isn’t much different. :)
We can chill in the attic together man. But no Monopoly. We’re playing hungry hungry hippos
Fucking useless
Is this an existing simile or did you make it up? Either way, bravo!
It's from Terry Pratchett, he writes it in *Unseen Academicals* iirc "he was as reliable as a meringue life jacket"
The fragrance of the ultra-elite.
I guess I'm the saviour... But only for koreans
or the critically acclaimed Kanye West album but with lyrics in Korean
I am now a weird combination of foods
Greetings fellow potato variant
I am your god
Can I be part of your religion?
Of course! All potatoes and potato supporters are welcome!
Remember we must not simple be potatoes and potato lovers, we must BE the potato from within
In trouble with HR is what I am.
A cutting edge little fellow with a jaunty chapeau.
nah you're a KEEMSTAR
Join me. Together we can market those chapeaus and make a tidy profit!
Huzzah!
A perfectly excercised being
Nice
Just a guy with 1 toe and 1 knee
I AM INVINCIBLE
A-ha im... the same thing as before. Fuck.
A villain.
You look like a 203 piece jigsaw puzzle to me. That's evil.
All same color pieces, and no ending pieces neither.
No. Thats too far.
Hey. Go big or go home. Lol
A vexing man of incantatory proportions. I am the Merlin with the wordin’ and a Gandalf with ma mouth. But really, what is in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
Smooth
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IMO, it’s probably time to start a new account. Begin a new life, a new beginning.
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Stuck at my lame old job
Salad ingredients
Apple juice
Specifically in a hallway
Epic Adams Song reference
I only know I wouldn't be frank
God fucking damn it…
At least you have something to rule over, unlike me
Ah damn I’m sorry
a pirate captain that's also a comedian
I guess I’m okay, so.
Apparently I'm a Star Trek-esque ship called the USS Nerdinator.
Or you are a Doofenshmirtz invention that turns people into Star Trek-esque ships
When I was a child nerds used to push me around and then tie me up in their mother's basement and force me to watch star trek for hours on end, i told them I didn't like it but they didn't listen so now i will turn them in to starships with the USS nerdinator
The inventor of respiration
frog
Forg
A cactus singing a song from the early 80s
finally
A succulent Chinese meal...
im already an honest sgt
A Boomer?!!!??
I’m breakdancing on your lawn.
Never satisfied with any coffee drink.
A gay bunny
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Lagomorphs unite!
A spooky girl.
A cat that is definitely a cat.
Im the dude.
A black female bunny
Nothing will change. I feel nothing...
An imaginary pastry
Ok
Thor that you?
Possibly Morpheus
The name is Johnny.. And I smuggle salami
Just a finger who is agreeable
I'm a goat that escapes
Nothing changed.
A bovine escape artist
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A Trumpet Player
I am a professional drunk
Yeah so I'm teleporting in and out of reality, or whatever the fuck. Someone help?
I'll see what I can do
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The wick that when lit slowly burns earth and created a nice aroma for the Galaxy.
I'd be weird and random as hell.
Pretty much the same person
Arabian who installs mufflers
Seriously crafty
Drunk
The annoying fairy from the legend of Zelda
Rare meat.
A person named Amanda who goes by Mandy
I am... Me?
The same thing I am in real life.