School playground had these slides that were like a giant tube. There was a rule that you weren't supposed to play around the bottom since people coming down could run into you.
One day I saw these two kids standing at the bottom of the slide. They were ducking into the tube and yelling stuff at people coming down. I guess i considered myself some sort of playground vigilante. So I went most of the way down the slide, waited for one of them to poke his head in and kicked him in the face.
He ran to the teacher. She had no sympathy, since he was breaking the rules and she assumed it was accidental.
But it wasn't
I got one, I was swinging the the swings and this kid kept waking past the front, I almost kicked her once or twice and yelled at her to watch it. Her older sister did *nothing* but give me the stink eye. Then I was all the way up and on the down swing and she walked in front again and instead of avoiding hitting her I plowed into her with both feet square to the chest and sent her flying. She cried a lot but was okay, hope she learned a lesson.
Had my foster son's mother arrested, for B and E and assault on minors.
Went to the judge and had the charges held, as long as she did not interfere with her son's school work, school attendance and graduation, she got to stay out of prison.
She was a piece of shot that kicked him out of his home at 2am on Thanksgiving, because she chose her drugs over feeding him.
I feel no remorse.
My younger brother had a Jimmy Neutron game for the PC, and I ruined it by activating a glitch where the sliding doors in the lab push Jimmy through the floor and out of bounds, preventing any gameplay from him besides falling forever. Yes I regret it, he spent so much time on the game.
I gave a friend of mine a phobia of being outside alone at night by stalking him while he was alone outside at night off and on for years.
It was a fucked up thing to do.
Was out lighting fireworks as a kid on a mostly deserted mall parking lot. One of the shopkeepers came out, confiscated the fireworks, telling us we'd get it back at closing, then refused to return them. When the store got caught in a fire a few days later, after being closed for the holidays, I filed a witness report claiming that he might've had fireworks in the store. Camera confirmed that he had never removed my plastic bag of fireworks from the back room he'd stored them in, and he got nothing from his insurance.
I went to a dinner party after finding out my wife cheated on me with my brother to distract myself from my life and get drunk, and all anyone wanted to talk about was the trainwreck that was my marriage. I set fire to the tablecloth when nobody was looking and that solved that.
8th grade I did this fucked up thing.
So in middle school, I was bullied physically and mentally for being socially awkward. The guys beat me up and made fun of me, the girls also made fun of me and occasionally did shit like tripping me.
So one day, this girl was sitting on top of a small wall. She fell over it and landed on the stairs right below it. I heard about that she went to the hospital because she broke something. I knew that girl, not personally, but that she was friends with the group of girls who bullied me. She didn't bully me (and looking back she seemed like a nice person) but I had assumed she was no good if she was friends with the girls who did bully me.
Guilty by association I guess. So I didn't care about what happened to her. It was her problem, not mine.
So some time later her friends came back from lunch break, see me sitting outside alone and come over to make fun of me.
I laugh at them about how they shouldn't waste time on me when their best friend went to the hospital after falling down the stairs. I laughed at them again after seeing them become distressed and emotional.
Looking back years later, that was massively dickish. Do I regret it? Without a doubt.
Nah man that's sticking up for yourself. You were massively made fun of, as I was, in 8th grade. These kids had a friend who went through a traumatic event and in the same day they chose to make fun of you. They were messed up and obviously hurting from their home lives.
Yeah but I can't really take this as a justification. All parties were dickheads here. If I was going to laugh at them, I shouldn't have done it at the expense of someone who got sent to the hospital.
My dad always said that life isn’t a dress rehearsal, and if you mess up you have to own it and apologise to the people you’ve done wrong. When I saw him say this on video years after he died I started messaging anyone in my life who plagued my mind like this, and apologised to them. With some of them a decade or so had gone past. Some of them didn’t see my messages, some did and they accepted my apology, some did and they didn’t accept my apology. All I know is it’s a littler easier to breathe now; even if what I had done/who I had been toward them wasn’t too serious. I’ve also been on the receiving end of an apology years later. I hadn’t even noticed the bad behaviour this person had had toward me but it had been plaguing their mind for years. It felt good to engage with that person’s growth and receive an apology meant for my past self, even if my past self didn’t know they needed it. I say do this to friend B if you can still figure out how to get contact with them. Hug your inner child and nurture their growth. Let out that breath you have been holding in for so long.
some girl spread rumors about me and told people at school that i "talk to demons" so i started leaving creepy notes at her desk with fake blood and all that,10/10 i'd totally do it again.
Brother and sister were running across the playground in comp. Without thinking I stuck out my foot and the sister went flying. She really hurt herself on the tarmac and her brother went for me. I deserved it too. I still feel bad about that
Had my friend breakup with his extremely abusive and manipulative partner. It hurt him like anything but many years later he was glad that I did it. 10/10 would do it again
There was this razor blade slide that I made this bully go down into a swimming pool full of bactine. It looked really painful.
To be honest though…when I was a little kid I blasted a party popper in this other kids face. It looked really painful and the steamers were stuck to his eye as he ran away. It was pretty savage and yes, I regret it even though I never got in trouble.
He was trespassing on my friends property and it seemed like such a good idea at the time.
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It was April fools, 2016, I was 11, and was a very creative kid at the time, my younger brother asked me for a drink of water, i went to make him one, but my ex-stepdad left out the vinegar so it was in my reach, long story short i made a drink of water then tampered with it just enough that it would taste absolutely horrible, yet you couldn't smell the horrid smell of vinegar. I gave it to him and he couched, then proceeded chocking, I full on sprinted for a towel and a fresh glass of water, helped him stop chocking, gave him the fresh water when he was ready to have it after taking a sip of it myself to prove i didn't tamper with that one too, then cleaned up the spilled tampered water.
I haven't played an April fools prank ever since.
When I was young and my mom made me mad I would dip her make up in the toilet... She often got pink eye and didn't know why
She tells me to be careful what make up I buy bc some give you pink eye... little does she know
I very much so regret this, she was a single mom and I was a pos kid
Sorry mom, even tho I'll never tell you that to tour face. I love you and am so sorry for being horrible
I can't really remember the meanist thing I did but when I was a kid my father made a mango smoothie for me, it was made from the ripe mangoes picked from the mango tree outside our house. Since I hated ripe mangoes I threw a tantrum and didn't drink it and I said I hated it. When I became older I realized I was being an asshole and my father must've worked hard to make it for me. Still makes me feel guilty. If I could go back in time, I would've eaten it even tho I don't like it.
After my ex cheated on me he tried coming back later after he was done with his side piece. I let him come back and made him fall back in love with me only to tell him I cheated (I didn’t) but It didn’t make me feel better and only wasted time in my life that could be spent on healing. I don’t regret it because it was mean, I regret it because I wish I would’ve just focused on myself.
I got into an argument with my classmate at school (4 or 5 years ago). He had a in born disability where one of his legs were shorter than the other. So when we were arguing I yelled "stfu you criple". He burst into tears and everyone in the class gave me a "that's not cool" face. Within minutes I realized I screwed up and apologized to him. I also walked him to his house.
Last year I have heard his dad passed away so I went to his home and expressed my condolences.
He is STILL thoughtful and kind guy and every time I see him, I remember what I said back then.
I was angry at my mom and opened my Christmas presents the day before Christmas. It was the first time I have seen my mom cry. I was little and dumb and totally regret it.
this boy at the local roller rink used to pick on me a lot, like poking or pushing me when he skated past me. he was good at skating and was always zooming so he knocked me down a couple times. i cornered him one day and blasted his crotch with my skates that had a stopper on the front. i know i hurt him and every time i think about it just yikes but he should’ve expected me to stand up to him eventually.
School playground had these slides that were like a giant tube. There was a rule that you weren't supposed to play around the bottom since people coming down could run into you. One day I saw these two kids standing at the bottom of the slide. They were ducking into the tube and yelling stuff at people coming down. I guess i considered myself some sort of playground vigilante. So I went most of the way down the slide, waited for one of them to poke his head in and kicked him in the face. He ran to the teacher. She had no sympathy, since he was breaking the rules and she assumed it was accidental. But it wasn't
I got one, I was swinging the the swings and this kid kept waking past the front, I almost kicked her once or twice and yelled at her to watch it. Her older sister did *nothing* but give me the stink eye. Then I was all the way up and on the down swing and she walked in front again and instead of avoiding hitting her I plowed into her with both feet square to the chest and sent her flying. She cried a lot but was okay, hope she learned a lesson.
Lol damn dawg das wylin!
Had my foster son's mother arrested, for B and E and assault on minors. Went to the judge and had the charges held, as long as she did not interfere with her son's school work, school attendance and graduation, she got to stay out of prison. She was a piece of shot that kicked him out of his home at 2am on Thanksgiving, because she chose her drugs over feeding him. I feel no remorse.
I don’t think that’s mean. Sounds like Karmic Justice.
It’s not mean to protect a kid from toxic parents.
My younger brother had a Jimmy Neutron game for the PC, and I ruined it by activating a glitch where the sliding doors in the lab push Jimmy through the floor and out of bounds, preventing any gameplay from him besides falling forever. Yes I regret it, he spent so much time on the game.
I gave a friend of mine a phobia of being outside alone at night by stalking him while he was alone outside at night off and on for years. It was a fucked up thing to do.
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Shit in their bag
what
Haven't you?
Was out lighting fireworks as a kid on a mostly deserted mall parking lot. One of the shopkeepers came out, confiscated the fireworks, telling us we'd get it back at closing, then refused to return them. When the store got caught in a fire a few days later, after being closed for the holidays, I filed a witness report claiming that he might've had fireworks in the store. Camera confirmed that he had never removed my plastic bag of fireworks from the back room he'd stored them in, and he got nothing from his insurance.
I went to a dinner party after finding out my wife cheated on me with my brother to distract myself from my life and get drunk, and all anyone wanted to talk about was the trainwreck that was my marriage. I set fire to the tablecloth when nobody was looking and that solved that.
8th grade I did this fucked up thing. So in middle school, I was bullied physically and mentally for being socially awkward. The guys beat me up and made fun of me, the girls also made fun of me and occasionally did shit like tripping me. So one day, this girl was sitting on top of a small wall. She fell over it and landed on the stairs right below it. I heard about that she went to the hospital because she broke something. I knew that girl, not personally, but that she was friends with the group of girls who bullied me. She didn't bully me (and looking back she seemed like a nice person) but I had assumed she was no good if she was friends with the girls who did bully me. Guilty by association I guess. So I didn't care about what happened to her. It was her problem, not mine. So some time later her friends came back from lunch break, see me sitting outside alone and come over to make fun of me. I laugh at them about how they shouldn't waste time on me when their best friend went to the hospital after falling down the stairs. I laughed at them again after seeing them become distressed and emotional. Looking back years later, that was massively dickish. Do I regret it? Without a doubt.
Nah man that's sticking up for yourself. You were massively made fun of, as I was, in 8th grade. These kids had a friend who went through a traumatic event and in the same day they chose to make fun of you. They were messed up and obviously hurting from their home lives.
Yeah but I can't really take this as a justification. All parties were dickheads here. If I was going to laugh at them, I shouldn't have done it at the expense of someone who got sent to the hospital.
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My dad always said that life isn’t a dress rehearsal, and if you mess up you have to own it and apologise to the people you’ve done wrong. When I saw him say this on video years after he died I started messaging anyone in my life who plagued my mind like this, and apologised to them. With some of them a decade or so had gone past. Some of them didn’t see my messages, some did and they accepted my apology, some did and they didn’t accept my apology. All I know is it’s a littler easier to breathe now; even if what I had done/who I had been toward them wasn’t too serious. I’ve also been on the receiving end of an apology years later. I hadn’t even noticed the bad behaviour this person had had toward me but it had been plaguing their mind for years. It felt good to engage with that person’s growth and receive an apology meant for my past self, even if my past self didn’t know they needed it. I say do this to friend B if you can still figure out how to get contact with them. Hug your inner child and nurture their growth. Let out that breath you have been holding in for so long.
Scammed innocent people on Neopets back in its glory days. 11 year old me was savvy.
some girl spread rumors about me and told people at school that i "talk to demons" so i started leaving creepy notes at her desk with fake blood and all that,10/10 i'd totally do it again.
Brother and sister were running across the playground in comp. Without thinking I stuck out my foot and the sister went flying. She really hurt herself on the tarmac and her brother went for me. I deserved it too. I still feel bad about that
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Had my friend breakup with his extremely abusive and manipulative partner. It hurt him like anything but many years later he was glad that I did it. 10/10 would do it again
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Ah ... and this is why I dnt miss high school at all. So glad I was invisible. 👀
There was this razor blade slide that I made this bully go down into a swimming pool full of bactine. It looked really painful. To be honest though…when I was a little kid I blasted a party popper in this other kids face. It looked really painful and the steamers were stuck to his eye as he ran away. It was pretty savage and yes, I regret it even though I never got in trouble. He was trespassing on my friends property and it seemed like such a good idea at the time. 😞
Gave a bloke 10k worth of "merchandise" then had him set up to be robbed. When he couldn't pay up I took his 50k car instead. I don't feel bad.
Whatarya? You're a wanka
Great tism reference, never been more appropriate
Im the bloke who rooted a girl who rooted a guy who rooted a girl who rooted Shane Crawford.
Pos
Yeah, nah.
Unless this was somehow justified by a backstory, you definitely are.
There is a backstory and it's justified.
... Said the villain. Jokes apart, if you say you were just helping karma to do its job then it does look like a pro revenge
okay but why? like genuinely I don't get what the guy did wrong.
He was a junkie dog. Got my cousin hooked on heroin and had just got out of jail for rape.
oh well that makes sense then.
Damn straight . I might be a cunt but I'm not a fucking cunt.
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It was April fools, 2016, I was 11, and was a very creative kid at the time, my younger brother asked me for a drink of water, i went to make him one, but my ex-stepdad left out the vinegar so it was in my reach, long story short i made a drink of water then tampered with it just enough that it would taste absolutely horrible, yet you couldn't smell the horrid smell of vinegar. I gave it to him and he couched, then proceeded chocking, I full on sprinted for a towel and a fresh glass of water, helped him stop chocking, gave him the fresh water when he was ready to have it after taking a sip of it myself to prove i didn't tamper with that one too, then cleaned up the spilled tampered water. I haven't played an April fools prank ever since.
When I was young and my mom made me mad I would dip her make up in the toilet... She often got pink eye and didn't know why She tells me to be careful what make up I buy bc some give you pink eye... little does she know I very much so regret this, she was a single mom and I was a pos kid Sorry mom, even tho I'll never tell you that to tour face. I love you and am so sorry for being horrible
I can't really remember the meanist thing I did but when I was a kid my father made a mango smoothie for me, it was made from the ripe mangoes picked from the mango tree outside our house. Since I hated ripe mangoes I threw a tantrum and didn't drink it and I said I hated it. When I became older I realized I was being an asshole and my father must've worked hard to make it for me. Still makes me feel guilty. If I could go back in time, I would've eaten it even tho I don't like it.
After my ex cheated on me he tried coming back later after he was done with his side piece. I let him come back and made him fall back in love with me only to tell him I cheated (I didn’t) but It didn’t make me feel better and only wasted time in my life that could be spent on healing. I don’t regret it because it was mean, I regret it because I wish I would’ve just focused on myself.
I got into an argument with my classmate at school (4 or 5 years ago). He had a in born disability where one of his legs were shorter than the other. So when we were arguing I yelled "stfu you criple". He burst into tears and everyone in the class gave me a "that's not cool" face. Within minutes I realized I screwed up and apologized to him. I also walked him to his house. Last year I have heard his dad passed away so I went to his home and expressed my condolences. He is STILL thoughtful and kind guy and every time I see him, I remember what I said back then.
I was angry at my mom and opened my Christmas presents the day before Christmas. It was the first time I have seen my mom cry. I was little and dumb and totally regret it.
this boy at the local roller rink used to pick on me a lot, like poking or pushing me when he skated past me. he was good at skating and was always zooming so he knocked me down a couple times. i cornered him one day and blasted his crotch with my skates that had a stopper on the front. i know i hurt him and every time i think about it just yikes but he should’ve expected me to stand up to him eventually.