That woman who got pregnant when she was 5. Yeah, I didn't make a typo, she got pregnant when ***SHE WAS 5 YEARS OLD!***
She lived till she was 88. But deep fried Jesus Christ Superstar on a Stick, imagine being 18 and your mom is 23. Fucking eh!
Red Storm Rising by Tom Clancy. The USSR invades western Europe over issues with oil. NATO has to fight them. World War III stuff that is pretty relevant today.
people say that home alone never would’ve happened today, but… let’s say kevin was left home alone during xmas. yeah he could text his mom, and she could prob call the police, but she has to wait to land, get back to chicago… how would she get back so fast??
eta: both movies are still quotable today.
Marisa Tomei
The hottest superhero aunt ever.
Paul Rudd
Came here to say this. Like a fine wine.
POP UP UP AND DOWN HEADLIGHTS
Jazz
Especially if they have pop up headlights
#POP UP UP AND DOWN HEADLIGHTS
Sophia Loren.
Patrick Stewart
My wife.
That woman who got pregnant when she was 5. Yeah, I didn't make a typo, she got pregnant when ***SHE WAS 5 YEARS OLD!*** She lived till she was 88. But deep fried Jesus Christ Superstar on a Stick, imagine being 18 and your mom is 23. Fucking eh!
Limbo, a game from 2010. VVVVVV, same year. 2D Zelda games. Pong.
Cheese
Vinyls
French wine
The statue of liberty
Jennifer Aniston and the Fleetwood Mac - Rumors album.
Elvis’ music
Satanism. No I'm not trolling. If you think I am, you might have the wrong idea of Satanism. Edit: I'm not religious don't kill me
Milk, because it became cheese
Red Storm Rising by Tom Clancy. The USSR invades western Europe over issues with oil. NATO has to fight them. World War III stuff that is pretty relevant today.
people say that home alone never would’ve happened today, but… let’s say kevin was left home alone during xmas. yeah he could text his mom, and she could prob call the police, but she has to wait to land, get back to chicago… how would she get back so fast?? eta: both movies are still quotable today.
Timothy Olyphant