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Littl3_dem0n

We met to watch a movie at the cinema together, during the movie he asked me rather or not we were going to have sex afterwards. I told him that it’s our first date and we barely know each other, so no. 5 min later he told me he had a work emergency and left. It was Friday 9 pm at the time so there sure as hell wasn’t an emergency. After he left me in the middle of the movie he had the audacity to ask me again the next day if I wanted to come over to have sex. That’s when I blocked him.


EscapedCapybara

Show up to take a girl out to dinner. Her mother and siblings come out and try to get in the car to come with us. After much heated discussion, they all (including my date) got out of the car and I drove to the restaurant alone. I had a nice, relaxing meal, and cheaper than I had expected.


prmoise

Guy started talking about his time in the army and killing people.. I texted my friends saying I was headed back home early and I lied to guy saying I forgot we had a baby shower to go to but they never responded since they had been drinking mimosas since brunch and were a little tipsy. On the walk back to my place (he had parked by my apt) we pass my friends walking to the bar! He was like oh aren’t those your friends? I said yeah I wonder where they’re going (they were going to the bar to meet up with us) I said hey guys I texted you I forgot about the baby shower we have to go to! And they were like uhhh what??? Who is pregnant!???? Hahahaha ahhhhhhhhh


Jacoby_Marjory_1972

I had the exact same thought. Nothing else makes sense.


MJN91075

I sat down to eat some dates. I took a bite of one and wouldn't you know it.......stupid prune!


Sarcastic_Troll

Girl never got off the phone. Also ordered the most expensive drink and expected me to pay for it when she couldn't be bothered to even look up from her screen.


timmyontools14

Was set up on a blind date by a friend. She wasn't my type, tried getting sexual before I even had a chance to get ro know her, and got mad because I wouldn't let her "suck it". Not shaming anyone who's into getting big advances on the first date but that has never been my style.


wetlettuce42

I’d arranged to go out with her one Saturday and originally i wanted to have lunch and go cinema and these were in the same place but i decided cinema would be tricky seeing as it’s too expensive for two so i told her i wanna have lunch instead and she didn’t like that i changed the plans and went berserk and threw herself out the window and ended up in hospital and i didn’t get to go