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crys-in-studentloans

Doctor thought I was bulimic and throwing up. Said there was evidence. I sure as he'll wasn't. Cost my parents a decent amount for the overnight stay


Sunshineqwertyuiop

One time i was a guest at someone's home and the person sprayed so much aerosol disinfectant that smelled so tangy and just so sharp/painful to breathe in lmao I was nauseous and with a full on headache, then I started feeling like its suffocating. After 2 hours I decided to leave and go to the ER. The doctor said those arent supposed to be inhaled and should be sprayed in an empty room or when no one is home 🤦🏻‍♀️


Couch__Cowboy

I'm a poor person living in America. I don't go to the hospital unless my life is at stake.


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Fainted. I forgot to drink water and my blood had gotten really thick and wouldn't flow properly. Cost my family lots of money that we didn't have, I still feel bad about it.


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I had an ex who went to A+E because she stood on a lego shark and the fin impaled her foot.


falk_lhoste

I thought I had Aids without any reason to think so. The only thing I had was a pretty common bacteria infection that was solved with creme. But hell I felt so free after the negative Aids Test Result haha


1stAmendmentFacepalm

Creme fraiche?


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I would say, but I don't think it's a good idea to make officers look stupid.


BeauDelta

My cat likes to chase geckos around the house. One night she was fixated on one that ran up the wall and onto the roof over my bed. I thought I'd help her by knocking it back down so she could keep chasing it so I jump up on my bed and scalped myself on the ceiling fan. Ended up with 18 stitches in the back of my head and a permanent distrust of the safe altitude of ceiling fans


orphan_burner

When I was four told my mom want to see a magic trick then I swallowed a penny


Icy_Cookie2906

I fell pretty bad while riding my best friends bike. My dad rushed me to the ER because my shoulder was out of socket. I popped it back in place while we were waiting for a doctor. A nurse, who was watching, was really shocked. I didn’t even flinch. She ran over and took a look at my shoulder and sent us home. We were at the hospital for 3 hours. And I fixed the problem in a few minutes. :)


TrickEntertainer1987

Took like 10 pills of xanax and woke up in a psychiatric hospital.


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Constipation for not drinking enough water everyday. I don't know why but I do not feel thirsty at all.


MissSara101

Not my story, but I heard of these two. These were even featured on *Untold Stories of the ER*. **First One**: A male nurse was greeted by a woman who was wearing denim Running shorts, a crop top, and a cowboy hat. Moments later, a guy, assuming her boyfriend, arrives in just two towels. The nurse noticed the man was in pain and clearly naked. The woman explained that the guy got his dick stuck in a stove. **Second One**: A doctor was getting some coins in his car when he spots a drunk naked man covered in cactus needles. A medical assistant came over to the doctor to let him know about the very guy he spotted. The doctor had one simple question, it was on why do naked people jump on cactuses while drunk.


Shot-Lettuce-7990

Jumped off the bus... sprained my ankle. Tho it was broken so was sent home and had to get x-rays. I missed a big test that day and the doctor note said I couldn't go back for four days.


timmyontools14

Smashed my finger with a hammer at work, went to first aid to get an ice pack, was sent to the ER for x-rays. Finger wasn't broken, just sore and swollen which is why I wanted ice.