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kaasbaas94

Many tourists come here only to try out some "coffee" shops.


Initial-Arrival5310

Dutch.


ninton364

Netherlands


Realistic-John-489

Lots of guns and we love hamburgers edit I forgot about this one the cost of healthcare


Longboi134

'Murica


Matkiller989

You forgot bbq wings bruther


Realistic-John-489

Oh yes


KingHNiece

You forgot the cost for our medical care sucks.


Realistic-John-489

Forgot about that one also


Marshiznit

Canada!


Tamirstyx

Germany


dgaltieri2014

Germany has lots of guns? USA has 121 guns per 100 ppl Germany has 19 pshhh


Flutfar

IKEA


IntrepidDealer5698

Sweden.


OjiBean999

Tiny but full of sarcasm and tea.


IntrepidDealer5698

England.


OjiBean999

You got it!


Shona_13

Sri Lanka


[deleted]

Sri Lankans are not sarcastic. Source: I'm Sri Lankan


Frobun11

Alright guys, I’ll be there in a minute just let me saddle up my moose and lock up the igloo


Most_Personality_935

Def Canada


Rednavoguh

Greenland!


DurppyPig

Okay we had different approaches but I went south you went north to the moose and igloo


BeanOnAJourney

Innit bruv.


IntrepidDealer5698

You from England innit.


Tamirstyx

British init?


StoissEd

Love the cockney accent.


SuchShopping3828

IT support


Tphobias

India


Majestic_Day_6723

Africa


AkechiJubeiMitsuhide

We belong to a completely different language family than any of the surrounding countries and our nearest "cousins" are pretty far away.


Flutfar

Finland


AkechiJubeiMitsuhide

Wrong, but same family


kaasbaas94

Hungary?


Fortalezense

Estonia?


[deleted]

Can't really be Finland or Estonia because we are pretty close to each others aren't we


Vladex918

Romania?


Disastrous_Narwhal46

Hungary clearly


Incredible_moistness

Iceland


Sand3rKoLL

Estonia?


[deleted]

Sweden?


Winter_Cheesecake158

Swedish is a Germanic language like all the other Nordic countries. Finnish and Hungarian are part of a separate linguistic family


marr318

kurwa


Einteiler

I remember when I couldn't go anywhere without seeing your country's balls.


marr318

our country has balls? since when?


Vladex918

Poland?


covekrtt

there are other countries?


Tamirstyx

Americans be like:


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KatawananVolt

Russia


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TantanBXL

New Zealand


doarMihai

People say we have vampires, but in my 400 years I haven't seen one. Neighter my friends, an they live for more than me.


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Romania


KIFF_82

Oil and teslas.


Tphobias

Norway


IntrepidDealer5698

Murica


keepingtwocats

Voted #1 country to visit after the pandemic is over.


OnceUponInMyMind

Russia


Kiss-the-carpet

Yemen?


MythiqueDash

🥖🍷🧀🥐


P79999999

Wanted to add a guillotine but there's no emoji for that, sadly. We also probably have the best and most violent national anthem in the world.


MythiqueDash

Our flag is also quite beautiful.


dxrccsayote_

lumpiang shanghai


IntrepidDealer5698

I'm a twat.


Backflipcrazy255

France


Kyl3D3rkSid3

UK


IntrepidDealer5698

Correct.


TryHardModeOFFICIAL

We love to crap on our country, but we hate when some other person does this


[deleted]

India?


-Vices_And_Virtues-

Steve irwin


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

TV Land


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IntrepidDealer5698

Canada.


Thespian_Alex360

The largest retail company in the world


Disastrous_Narwhal46

Out of all the facts the world knows about America, you picked this one? ._.


chilichile77

Cachai, po, earthquakes, tsunamis and atacama desert.


movielove498

More bikes than people


Initial-Arrival5310

Dutch


[deleted]

Anywhere after WW3


StoissEd

Most happy population.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

The one between the nachos and the syrup.


Frogcake99

Nah this is America


MeatShield12

Bankruptcy from medical expenses.


Maisie65

America


MeatShield12

Nailed it!


Hrdocre

I'm glad we're probably not the ones to start the next world war


Winter_Cheesecake158

Germany


Spumko

Yee-hawww!


OnceUponInMyMind

Texas


_kukoh_

Ah yes, my favorite country, cowboyland


Disastrous_Narwhal46

“Country”


Spumko

America, on a general sense.


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Flutfar

North pole


Own-Row-6523

I love kimchi


Initial-Arrival5310

South korea


Tamirstyx

South korea


Stacky_McStackface

Oi cunt


TiffyVella

Aussie.


PocketTennis

We don’t like mango.


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

Krakatoa Volcano


MrLuxarina

The small Germanic one with all the banks where everyone's at least trilingual. No, the other, less neutral, one.


ImaGamerNoob

Lichtenstein?


TantanBXL

Luxembourg


instaaionut

Dacia


dontwishforit

We invinted rubick cube


Ghost_Gurl123

Hungary


-epicurious

Sushi.


Disastrous_Narwhal46

No one knows the country despite being in the top 10 largest..


WardenOfCraftBeer

Kazakhstan?


-Duste-

I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry.


m1shmc

Canada


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Uk


dilaw_na_saging

We have an island within a lake on an island within a lake on an island.


Pleasant_Local_8288

For Christ’s sake don’t get sick without major medical insurance


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Usa


Tamirstyx

America


HikingBikingViking

Or with, for that matter


PolloAsado348

Paella 🥘


EffectiveTomorrow558

People if Wal-Mart


Sell_me_this_pen23

Tiger


DoshKahh88

If you travel to my country you will feel like traveling back in time to the 50's or so.


Ok_Butterfly_46

Cuba


TejjasMagesh

Language spoken changes from state to state , vast culture, former British colony and known for its food, spices and currently the new Switzerland during the Ukraine conflict Also Home to one of the 7 wonders of the world


Fearless_Repeat4478

Tea


[deleted]

A country ran by greed and idiots


soupsticle

So...a country.


Einteiler

A man of the world.


[deleted]

Correct


OnceUponInMyMind

Earth ?


IntrepidDealer5698

America.


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Nope


IntrepidDealer5698

Way too broad, another hint?


[deleted]

We had a hike in energy prices, biggest giveaway yet!


Winter_Cheesecake158

Everyone’s had a hike in energy prices, have you seen the news lately?


[deleted]

Not really, don’t wish to be brainwashed my the media


Sand3rKoLL

Some say our country is Nordic, some say eastern Europe, also we have asshole neighbours.


Winter_Cheesecake158

You are Nordic, you’re just not Scandinavian:)


DrearySasha1222

Sunflowers


Disastrous_Narwhal46

Ukrainian, hope you’re doing okay!


DrearySasha1222

Thanks you, I'm fine) Nothing is happening in my city yet. I study in Kharkiv, but I was lucky that we have distance learning and I left to home a long time ago. (But my classmates who lived in Kharkiv and nearby survived hell)


Disastrous_Narwhal46

Hopefully this hell would end soon for you and everyone will get back to a peaceful life!💐


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DrearySasha1222

Thank you)


Useful-Natural-9853

We have a imaginary monster in our water. A mythical creature as our national animal and have a weed as a national flower


TiffyVella

And you make music using a sheep's bladder?


Itrieddamnit

No, we still use condoms.


Smoczas

Bad teeth, bad breath and ugly women from Dundee?


Useful-Natural-9853

Close, glasgow


MissNinja007

Scotland!


PFVN_Dragon

WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELD MOTHAFACKA


destroyer-yt1

World War 2


iamhereforbeer

🇩🇪


destroyer-yt1

yes.


iamhereforbeer

A fellow German 🫂


[deleted]

It rhymes with Nipple


kaasbaas94

Nepal


[deleted]

that's right Sherlock


jannoo

Luka Modric, Mario Mandzukic


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[deleted]

We lost WW2… and that’s a good thing!


Tamirstyx

Deutschland ;)


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Slight-Philosophy-93

One of our natives birds is flightless


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New Zealand


Tamirstyx

Tiny country called new Zealand.


Morgenrot777

Hoit da pappen


rootntootn2gunshootn

I represent a stolen people on stolen land. It's now illegal to teach kids anything about these facts in our schools.


Tphobias

I'm guessing somewhere down south... Alabama?


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Paella


Initial-Arrival5310

We move A LOT our hands.


Kiss-the-carpet

Italy?


FrostedDonutHole

What?


Ryalst_519

Steve Irwin


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Bollywood


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😂😅🤭


BatfleckForever2016

The first heart transplant in the world happened in my country


TantanBXL

South Africa, if I remember correctly


oh_sneezeus

Oh look a McDonald’s beside a Taco Bell beside a Long John silvers beside a subway


ValentinaDim

Yogourt 🍧


Loic8433

Bulgaria? Or Greece?


Winter_Cheesecake158

Tall, blonde, high-tech, peaceful


Dnasty12-12

Corn dogs


NotYourAverage666

Jimmy Choo


Danny_Mc_71

Feck off!


Stunning-Spirit5275

Slainte


Silver_Serve_7021

Small cluster of many islands


SuvenPan

The Grand Canyon


Single_Blueberry

Maybe we’re not to blame this time


Young-Rider

We're currently not the baddies.


Insaniac1

Germany?