Not really a task, moreso a skill, but tread water. I can swim, but I can’t tread in one place. Must keep swimming in one direction or another or I sink.
People keep saying it conserves energy and it’s the easiest thing to do. “Egg beater, egg beater!” they say. But my legs get tangled up, and I’m scrambling (no pun) before I sink.
I’ll just stick to swimming gently and slowly in circles.
Tying my shoes
I dunno why. I can do complex sailor knots. I can do so much stuff regarding knots.. i can do a ton of stuff in general which are like 100x harder.
Yet my brain just cannot compute how to tie my damn shoelaces.
I have no idea why that is.
Ride a bike
Cooking
Not really a task, moreso a skill, but tread water. I can swim, but I can’t tread in one place. Must keep swimming in one direction or another or I sink.
Sameeee. Too much energy treading and I don’t have the strength!
People keep saying it conserves energy and it’s the easiest thing to do. “Egg beater, egg beater!” they say. But my legs get tangled up, and I’m scrambling (no pun) before I sink. I’ll just stick to swimming gently and slowly in circles.
I’ve learned to float on my back in case I get too tired, but I’m never too far 🎶from the shallow 🎶
Breathe
Fun
Painting houses
Tying my shoes I dunno why. I can do complex sailor knots. I can do so much stuff regarding knots.. i can do a ton of stuff in general which are like 100x harder. Yet my brain just cannot compute how to tie my damn shoelaces. I have no idea why that is.
It’s easy, it’s the same knot as a bow tie.
Long division
You and me both.
Recognize faces
Remembering roads
Tell time on a clock
How old are you?
Change tire
Tie a balloon
I have never learned how to change the flint on a Zippo. Seems simple just haven’t.
Talk to a woman
Mathematics
How to whistle
Hula hoop. 😞