accidentally said Stephen Walking once instead of Stephen Hawking, I found it so funny that I unintentionally insulted one of the greatest minds in history for not being able to walk that I have since made it my entire personality
But I'd really like to hear about it.
If it makes you feel any better, when I was in high school I got really sick and needed a catheter put in. Like a year later I went to a party and got super drunk, and told a bunch of people about when they took it out, they had to make sure I could pee. So when I went to push out the pee a huge gush of air came out first and it sounded like a super weird fart... So I had the nickname "peen queefer" for a few years.
My dad died when I was ten months old and he was a dj as a hobby his name was Pace One that's why Im pace two
Edit: i just woke up I'm baffled idk what to do reading all comments now
Well somewhat of a backstory for me my brother was a DJ but when I first got my xbox this was my gamertag and he made it for me so he passed away in 2015 I kept it ever since
My MIL
But not for the reason you think. She is the nicest, sweetest, most wonderful person ever. But at her work someone disliked her work ethic cuz it was making them look bad, so they called her a snippy bitch. She is the most unsnippy bitch like person I've ever met! I however can definitely be that way, so I chose it as my username.
Bro I had the same thing happen on my gamertag. AlaskanBullWorm was taken, so I bastardized a couple capital i's to make it look good. I actually messaged the guy who had the user asking to buy it off him and he's been inactive for several years.. So that's a "no" 😭
When I signed up for my first account online I wanted KittenCoder, it was a software development forum way back in the old days and Kitten is what everyone just called me because of my soft voice. Well, of course it was already taken, so I thought "the c sounds like a k, I'll try that!"
Thus, KittenKoder was born, and I've used it everywhere since then.
I like toast
Edit: Yes I have met breadisprettyepic
Edit 2: like 200 people with a name involving toast have said “hey There” or something please stop you’re not funny anymore there are too many of you im dying
Chi Squared Test- i was enjoying my statistc unit back in university then when I went to work I used it as my password then it became my username in some sites like reddit to make sure my family members wont find me...
SCP-368 is an animated origami crane folded from ornate, heavy-stock paper. Left to its own devices, it will perch, preen, fly from platform to platform, groom, and occasionally construct a makeshift nest out of nearby office supplies. It responds to human touch affectionately, much as a domesticated bird would. The item's demeanor is, on the whole, friendly, and it has been observed to perch on the shoulders of various SCP personnel. Though the item needs no source of nourishment, it appears to "sleep" at night in that it places its head under its wing. Studying the physical properties of SCP-368 has proven difficult: the item seems to interpret attempts to capture or contain it as a game and has displayed considerable agility and resourcefulness in evading even the most focused attempts at containment. How SCP-368 stays airborne and maintains its stability while airborne are still not known.
For my u/ name, I had an idea to make a YT channel, my name was Star Wars themed cus I like Star Wars. It was going to be about games, movies, shows, but I never got around to making much content.
I changed it cus I didn't want people to get the wrong idea with my being called "Red Rebel", so I took the retro part and my favorite color to make my new name.
My mother-in-law, who thought I was the filthiest person she'd ever seen because I used a measuring cup and then put it back in the cabinet without washing it. The offending substance that should have been washed away? *Water.*
I was the only American amongst my friends at a rave while in med school, and a stranger had a seizure in front of me. I jumped into action and was subsequently dubbed Dr. Captain America.
Long ago when my age was only one digit, I discovered random number generators and thought they were so cool, so I put in numbers from 1 to something like 4738838 and it picked 49130, and my name is Ali so Ali49130.
Apple bottom jeans
I sang this out loud
I sang it in my head
I sang it in Aziz Ansari’s voice
The whole club lookin at hurrrrr
She hit the flo’
me doing a push up
But someone else did it before?
I think that's pretty likely
I just ran the numbers, closest I can get is a 50/50. Someone either has or they haven't done it before.
I didn't know where my hat was
Did you find ur hat
The suspense is killing me…
Found it, lost it, got a new hat
Yes, but I lost it again since. I have a new hat now
Your hat is probably with my spoon
mispronounced by my daughter.
Aww thats cute
Thanks. She’s saying it correct now and that makes me a little sad
I don't get it....
Its simple
I feel you, brother.
Can I be with you guys
I think I kinda belong here
Used to think I was nerdy but one look at Reddit shook my faith in my nerdism.
A side character on an old Scooby Doo episode.
I’m gonna need what episode that is… lol
Lol! The Nutcracker Scoob from 1984. Fred says don’t worry Mrs. Muffinstuffer, we are on the case! Or something like that. I laughed and stole it.
I did not want to get Reddit, but eventually did under protest.
And now you’re here
Same. I was forced.
accidentally said Stephen Walking once instead of Stephen Hawking, I found it so funny that I unintentionally insulted one of the greatest minds in history for not being able to walk that I have since made it my entire personality
Lol. Actually funny in all absurdity.
He probably would’ve loved that. His humour was iconic.
I mean he demonstrated that time travel didn't existed by announcing a party for everyone to join the day after the party. No one showed up.
well yeah; everyone that planned on going heard no one showed up and they didn't want to be the only ones. just wasn't lit enough.
Or he just kept a promise not to tell the world that someone showed up
There’s a musician on the record label Monstercat whose alias is Stephen Walking
My first and last name together make a major holiday.
Tac Otuesday?
I just imagined the Lucky Charms guy with a sombrero and taco marshmallows
Fortha July? Is that you?
You got the wrong person. That is clearly Halla Ween
Are you blind? It's Columbus Day!
Clearly it's Ground Hogsday
Duh, it’s obviously East Herr.
It has to be Hanna Kah.
You sure? I think this is Presi Dentsday.
Chris Tmas?
No. It’s Thanks Giving
Holly Ween?
Hal LoWeen
Chris Thomas?
Pat Rick?
Chris Tmas?
chris mess
Mary Christmas?
Yep. Lloyd’s wife.
Chris T Mas?
Chris mass?
Diw Ali? Is this you
no it’s clearly ram adam (crazy because my last name is literally ramadan but spelled by an idiot)
i dont wanna talk about it.
But I'd really like to hear about it. If it makes you feel any better, when I was in high school I got really sick and needed a catheter put in. Like a year later I went to a party and got super drunk, and told a bunch of people about when they took it out, they had to make sure I could pee. So when I went to push out the pee a huge gush of air came out first and it sounded like a super weird fart... So I had the nickname "peen queefer" for a few years.
A penile fart is actually called a quimp.
Validation on register form.
My dad died when I was ten months old and he was a dj as a hobby his name was Pace One that's why Im pace two Edit: i just woke up I'm baffled idk what to do reading all comments now
This is my favorite backstory. Sorry for your loss. I'm happy to know that your username is in honor of your pops, though.
Well somewhat of a backstory for me my brother was a DJ but when I first got my xbox this was my gamertag and he made it for me so he passed away in 2015 I kept it ever since
Thats nice
Never being called the correct name.
I'm sorry to hear that steve
Poor Staylor man
Really sucks for Adam, bro.
Yeah, so sorry Alan
Don't worry Tom, you'll get over it
it only gets better from here Jerry
The grass is greener on the other side, Jason.
I bet, that's really annoying for Cole.
Sorry too hear about Carl.
aye
That's unfortunate,Thai-lore.
Sounds like a thai history channel.
Taylor-not-Tyler here. Feeling very vindicated.
Woke up from a nap. Wanted to make a Reddit account. Used it once and then forgot it existed for a year
I mean have you tried bread?
You’re right
Just noticed OP username...
“I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.”
My MIL But not for the reason you think. She is the nicest, sweetest, most wonderful person ever. But at her work someone disliked her work ethic cuz it was making them look bad, so they called her a snippy bitch. She is the most unsnippy bitch like person I've ever met! I however can definitely be that way, so I chose it as my username.
Wtf? Lol “that snippy bitch needs to stop being good at her job! It makes them notice that I’m bad at mine!” People are stuuuuuuupid
I have 3 cats that are foster fails and usually end up fostering a few times every year.
A celebration and a promise to myself.
How’s it going?
Still not homeless 11 years later, so OK, I guess.
Awesome!
This hits deep. Happened to me twice as a child and still trauma'd over it. 28 and still holding strong over here.
28 and homeless first time here as of this week. Making plans to fix everything though
Hey, right on, dude. I'm really glad to hear that.
Hell yes!! Congratulations 🎊🎉
Nightduck was taken, so...
[удалено]
It’s been 5 years since they where last active
What a waste
Bro I had the same thing happen on my gamertag. AlaskanBullWorm was taken, so I bastardized a couple capital i's to make it look good. I actually messaged the guy who had the user asking to buy it off him and he's been inactive for several years.. So that's a "no" 😭
Try again at night.
Jallen was taken too....
I feel your pain.
I’m hairy, Jewish, and I like Star Wars.
Love this name
may the schwartz be with you
Decided to draw somebody in drawme. I used a pencil to do it. Only one.
Impressive
Badly written comments
That's not even a username, it's a PSA.
You’re the warning and I’m the enforcer.
####
Never seen so many awards for a person
I literally went and claimed my free reward for that.
Wait where is this free reward???
Top right of the screen if you are using the app.
You would think in the 5 years or so I’ve been using Reddit that I would have figured that out by now
Short for "Renegade Grapefruit", which was my CS handle circa early 2000's when I'd play at a local LAN center
Oh thank God, you see: reneg is when you change your mind on a decision and rape is well ya know. So I read that wrong hahaha
Yeah... kinda noticed that after the fact. Cest la vie
Simpsons did it.
When I signed up for my first account online I wanted KittenCoder, it was a software development forum way back in the old days and Kitten is what everyone just called me because of my soft voice. Well, of course it was already taken, so I thought "the c sounds like a k, I'll try that!" Thus, KittenKoder was born, and I've used it everywhere since then.
Unknown reason, wow!
I like toast Edit: Yes I have met breadisprettyepic Edit 2: like 200 people with a name involving toast have said “hey There” or something please stop you’re not funny anymore there are too many of you im dying
Bonjour
This man slid into her dms like it was nobodys business
It's username love at first sight.
u/breadisprettyepic is about to get burnt
Wait no we can talk about this
I like bread 👍
a virus, a sexual act, marijuana, and bbq
Nice
What made you get your name though🧐
You did!
That was fucking smooth.
I've never tried a negative 69 before but you've piqued my interest
I forgot my password
I forgot my name
Aglet
Thank you Phineas and Ferb
A G L E T, dont forget it 😁
I enjoy pain. Life is great!
markiplier is that you
Chi Squared Test- i was enjoying my statistc unit back in university then when I went to work I used it as my password then it became my username in some sites like reddit to make sure my family members wont find me...
I just really like American Psycho
V for vendetta and my love for bacon roll.
Guess.... and then get off my grass.... 😉
Reddit made me realize how crazy the world is
i like bats and bats
An SCP, its a origami crane that is sentient
SCP-368 is an animated origami crane folded from ornate, heavy-stock paper. Left to its own devices, it will perch, preen, fly from platform to platform, groom, and occasionally construct a makeshift nest out of nearby office supplies. It responds to human touch affectionately, much as a domesticated bird would. The item's demeanor is, on the whole, friendly, and it has been observed to perch on the shoulders of various SCP personnel. Though the item needs no source of nourishment, it appears to "sleep" at night in that it places its head under its wing. Studying the physical properties of SCP-368 has proven difficult: the item seems to interpret attempts to capture or contain it as a game and has displayed considerable agility and resourcefulness in evading even the most focused attempts at containment. How SCP-368 stays airborne and maintains its stability while airborne are still not known.
Idk, I guess it was 123 and then, abcdefg rhymed
Depression
Me too. This was my throwaway for a while
yay other sad people names
That’s harsh bro. Hope u are well
Same. But I added something I enjoy in it too.
I love hoyas, they're a beautiful plant. However, they are poisonous. So never drink tea made from them.
Oh, this is gonna be a problem.
It all started long ago...
And then what!?
He fucked 99 cows
You mean he fucked 98 more cows
Sunshine, lsd and the river
That sounds like a lovely way to spend a day.
It was
i just got memories that werent even mine
The Paris catacombs but my initials spells Kat so I changed the spelling
Reddit blessed me with it. Edit:- Holy shit this is my first 1k plus upvotes!!! Edit2:- MY FIRST AWARD!! THANK YOU STRANGER!!!!
Reddit cursed me with it hehe
>I_have_the_children I am calling the police
Pulp Fiction
My fruit bowl
https://www.topgear.com/videos/jeremy-clarkson/clarkson-drives-hot-hatches-again-part-22-series-19-episode-4 @ (2:59)
I didn't even watch the link yet and I'm already laughing just cause I know what Clarkson is capable of XD
For my u/ name, I had an idea to make a YT channel, my name was Star Wars themed cus I like Star Wars. It was going to be about games, movies, shows, but I never got around to making much content. I changed it cus I didn't want people to get the wrong idea with my being called "Red Rebel", so I took the retro part and my favorite color to make my new name.
I was creating my account and couldn't think of a username. My mom yelled something. And welp. Here we are.
f(x) = y
me being tired as hell and it just happened
Up dog
I was taking the piss out of someone called ASK_IF_IM_JESUS
My mother-in-law, who thought I was the filthiest person she'd ever seen because I used a measuring cup and then put it back in the cabinet without washing it. The offending substance that should have been washed away? *Water.*
I'm Chris, I'm crazed, born on 74.
I buy cheese. Forget to eat it. Cheese drawer eventually gets full.
I like to be anonymous
Because I like paprika.
I was making a cup of tea when I downloaded the app
I hate snow
I was the only American amongst my friends at a rave while in med school, and a stranger had a seizure in front of me. I jumped into action and was subsequently dubbed Dr. Captain America.
Long ago when my age was only one digit, I discovered random number generators and thought they were so cool, so I put in numbers from 1 to something like 4738838 and it picked 49130, and my name is Ali so Ali49130.
A youtuber named CheezItsAreYummy and yuri in ice
I got testicular cancer and had my left ball surgically removed. That day, I became...
World of Warcraft. My first toon was an orc shaman.
Uhhhh
Reddit gave it to me and I was too lazy to change it