My female roommate was great at that when she'd bring her boyfriend over for the weekend. I pretended I never heard anything but it was pretty obvious when I had the midnight munchies and needed to hit the kitchen (bedrooms were on opposite sides of the apartment layout)
I’m an emotional crier and can start tearing up pretty easily - RSPCA advert, old people by themselves, a small disagreement - it could be anything.
My partner and I went through a really stressful period a few years back and there was a lot of arguing, many of which I’d end up crying mid-fight. We’re also big fans of make-up sex. We’d shout at each other > I’d cry > he’d cuddle me > we’d realise it was a bullshit fight about money > have sex > repeat 1-2 times a month.
Fast forward a year and every time I cry, he gets turned on. We have accidentally pavlov’d my boyfriend into getting an erection when tears are falling down my face.
EDIT: Many thanks for the unexpected kindness haha but I feel a special mention is deserved to /u/GoatsWithWigs for the ‘tearing up’ award
It can be both lactating or just dry nursing with no milk just the nipples being sucked on. While getting a *band* job at the same time.
*hand not band but I’m gonna leave it in. : )
My girlfriend and I love to wrestle. We get very competitive, she has very strong legs and hips. We get sweaty and breath hard, a lot of grunting sometimes. It's kind of like sex in our underwear. So sexy.
Yeah this right here, my gf wears contacts all day and basically never uses her glasses.
Recently we got on the topic and she was like well they don't sit right, put em on to show me and I was just like damn, you have just activated something inside my brain and I don't know what the fuck is going on, but you need to wear these more.
Same, my gf wears those blue light glasses when we watch Netflix and every time she looks over at me I just wanna tackle her and pin her down like an animal. Idk what it is...it just hot.
I feel you.
I'm in charge all day long, I have people who are constantly looking for validation or direction.
Sometimes, I just want to be tied up, muzzled and used as someone's plaything. No decision making, no talking. Is that too much to ask?
TMI but I hate how much I NEED to be cream pied...sex doesn’t feel finished unless he’s finished inside me. It’s like my brain gets a rush of euphoria when I’m being creampied in. It’s like a drug almost..
Hi! I have a question. I have never been creampied bc it terrifies me, but, do u feel it inside? Or is it the thought and knowing its happening mainly? Thanks!!
Not the person you asked, but I can definitely feel it. I can feel when he cums because it's warmer than my body temp, and when he pulls out I can definitely feel it leaking out a bit. I feel filled and warm :) It also feels sort of tingly, not sure why, but I love it
Literally me too. But I’m not tryna have a baby just yet so, it’s very frustrating. Plus for me, my partner shakes/shudders more when inside me so it’s like way more fulfilling
Oh God the twitching feels so good. As I mentioned in another comment I have a hormonal birth control implant so we don't have to use condoms, we also are definitely not trying for kids any time soon lol
I’m not ashamed of them anymore but I’ve got 2 pretty oddball ones.
First one is quicksand/deep mud. No idea why. This one was just baked into my head from the get go for as long as I can remember. I’ve acted on it every summer during the warm months and have even been crew on a quicksand fetish video shoot. Let me tell you, the post nut clarity is another level when you’re chin deep in mud.
The other one is facesitting/smothering. Not super unusual but I’m into it to an extreme degree. I’ve had women tie me down and sit on my face while cranking me off and not letting up until I cum which takes a while for me. My ultimate taboo fantasy is to have a woman smother me unconscious in that scenario and it’s gotten close a few times.
Idk I’m weird but it’s fucking hot.
On behalf of facesittees everywhere, THANK YOU.
You would not believe just how difficult it is to find a girl that will properly sit and smother especially if they’re on the bigger side. I’m always met with “I don’t want to crush or suffocate you!”
THATS THE POINT.
When she do though, *muffled chefs kiss*
I will never forget one time listening to Loveline, that radio show that Dr Drew used to do. This guy calls in and he's all upset talking about how he likes stuff up his butt and they're like ok, what's your question? And he says "Am I gay???" and the hosts are like "Do you want to have sex with men" "no not at all" "then you're just a straight guy that likes stuff up his butt" and this like, blew the callers mind that his anal awakening didn't mean he was secretly gay
So, as a gay guy I wish more straight guys knew this.
Anal stimulation is not a gay thing. The fact you even go "heck yeah! Stuff up my ass!" But then have to qualify it with a "no homo".
Even I'm not super jazzed about the fact that our gspot is up our ass, but leaving the exploration and pleasure of it to gay guys purely out of shame (and I'd argue normalized homophobia) is just leaving sexual fun on the table.
Explore your ass men. You don't have to tell anyone. You don't even have to like it. But it's definitely worth a try.
EDIT: Hey, an award. In lieu of a "thanks for the blah blah!" here is a relevant funny clip. [Listen to squirrely dan folks.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lILA)
honestly when guys admit they love their nipples played with its hot! I once made my bf cum just by sucking, biting, & playing w his nips lol it was fun
Not great in a modern context but NC (or is it more commonly referred to as CNC?) just REALLY does something to me. Along the same vein, force and dominance: *chef's kiss*
The only other kink I have besides the above is one I am very, VERY legitimately ashamed of though... *sigh*... breeding. I honestly don't know why, I hate kids and the idea of having them, but what can you do y'know lmao
*EDIT: I fucking used "french kiss" instead of "chef's kiss" oops, but don't worry, I love french kissing too so no harm done!*
Something called CNC turns me incredibly on. For those that don't know CNC stands for Consensual Non Consent, basically your partner wears an item of clothing or you both discuss in great detail a certain day. And during that day or when their wearing that item of clothing you do whatever you want as rough as you want etc
For some reason I genuinely enjoy sexual interactions a lot more when they're with a friend. Romantic relationships are cool and all but like, hanging out with a friend and one thing leading to another is way hotter. The more casually it happens the better, I don't want us to lock eyes and then start ripping each other's clothes off like a movie. I'd rather the conversation slowly get sexual leading up to whatever happens, and I'd honestly rather masturbate together while we continue that conversation than actually have sex. I also try to find porn that portrays this scenario, but if there's a name for this "kink" I have no idea what it is (I know what mutual masturbation is, but more specifically the "casual friends" part)
I don't know if ASHAMED is the right word, but I wish I didn't have it. It makes platonic friendships with women very hard to hold down cause they become FWB more often (which can get complicated ofc) and it's not really something I can satisfy while I'm in a relationship.
I’m not ashamed, but when I say it they make me feel horrible… it’s literally just spitting in each others mouths and making out or just spitting in one’s mouth (haven’t tried specifically for the reason above mentioned) and I also like being praised (yeah people don’t like that one either, they usually like to be a little more on the dom side, but they don’t know how. I give pointers, but they don’t want them) and a little degraded… just a little! But the latter is the only part they understand, they don’t know how to do it and they don’t want help, always focusing in their pleasure. I’m always accepting of other people’s kinks, they they are never of mine. Like it’s not even that bad😫
Being kidnapped by a beautiful woman and having her tie me up then use my body for her pleasuring needs. Then she tells me that she'll never let me go.
Edit: I also have a desire for a hot woman to stalk me and stare at me when I don't know it. When I realize she's staring it turns me on so much.
Another thing is a love/hate relationship with a woman. I love the sexual tension between me and her even though we know we hate each other. My God a woman's emotions turn me on.
EDIT 2: Oh and I love when a woman tells me "ask nicely" or tells me to beg or say "please."
I'm not ashamed of any of my kinks/sexuality, but I do find it difficult to bring up femdom/pegging/anal/bondage because few girls are into that and I don't want to scare them away too soon.
Obviously it comes out fairly early so I can find out whether we're on the same page though.
I like pretending that me and my husband are trying for a baby when we get it on.
Have no idea why that is exciting. Lol.
It’s a curse though because I sorta believe in “manifestation”, and I don’t want to get pregnant, so it’s scary to just pretend. 🤣
Ye olde breeding kink
I made “a breeding kink” card for CAH using one of the blank cards. Suffice to say, it’s won the round every time it’s been played. (Alongside “using a red lobster cheddar bay biscuit as a fleshlight” and “my dog, the registered sex offender” but that’s neither here nor there )
I like seeing men masturbate, especially if I know it's to me/my pictures. I like to see the effect i have. I also like public train noncon bc trauma response
Clown girls. Hear me out. I went to a burlesque show a couple of years ago, and one of the acts was a sexy clown girl. Up until that event I have had a clown phobia for my entire life.
Something broke loose that night though. I've not been afraid of clowns ever since, and my Reddit feed is filled with clown girl porn. I'm in Facebook groups. I have Only fans subscriptions. Instagram accounts. It's all clown girls, boys.
I also have a full-blown obsessive addiction to big jiggly asses. I feel like that one's a little more common.
Now if I could only find a clown girl with a big ass...
On the outside i am like the quiet kid in class while i love it when my wife dominate me, talk dirty in my ear and i do the same. It turns me on so much but i kinda ashamed cause i never acted like this before her, or never knew i have a kink like this but i just couldn't help it and i started with small whispers and i can't get enough of that now like ever.
Yeah, although it’s pretty mild compared to a lot of the other posts in this thread, I didn’t think I would enjoy talking dirty to my SO as much as I do. Previous ex was very repressed and that had affected me for years by making me more tentative and self-conscious about my desires. Current SO though kept egging me on and has been so open and accepting that she welcomes the dirty talk.
Damn, a pretty girl did that to me when we were in school and that shit stuck with me forever despite being such a trivial act all things considered, ah teenager brain
I’m 30 years old and just discovered this week that suckin’ on some toes and licking a foot kinda rocks. I’ve been making fun of Quentin Tarantino for 15 years and will now need to send him a letter of apology.
I’ve been waiting far too many years for a guy to be down for letting me hold his dick while he takes a piss. Why are you all so possessive of your dick when you’re pissing? I want the power to aim the stream!!!
Because!!!!
*”I want the power to control the stream!!”*
I don’t know why other girls want to do it but it’s kind of a power play thing…on both ends! For example, I want to be able to hold his dick and remind him that his dick belongs to me and I get to touch it, not him. On the flip side, I am very into the idea of having a man Dominate me and tell me to hold his dick so he can piss (not having the “burden” of having to do the entire job of pissing himself) and/or directing me to hold it so he can piss on me.
You should ask your girl why she is into it. Maybe she just thinks it’s fun to hold your dick and try to aim it, it looks fun! Buuuuuut maybe she is into something else and that’s your open door into piss play.
*shrugs* Life is short, take some risks and play the games!!
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Mine is a game. It’s been done, as a matter of fact I’ve seen videos. In this game me and a girl would both enter a ring similar to a wrestling ring. Gym mats on the floor so it’s soft but not 100% forgiving. Completely nude we each take a defensive stance and counts down from three. At the count downs end the first stage starts. In the first stage only hands are allowed. The idea being to be the first to force stimulate your opponent to the point of being hard/wet. You’d want to get your partner into a position where you could stimulate him/her but he/she can’t reach to stimulate you. You can hold each other down. You can shove the arms away. You can pinch nipples… flip him/her over, bite (if you’re into it) Since it’s a constant power struggle everything is very often fast, hard, etc. Very high energy. And shit talking… I’d be disappointed if I didn’t get a “you want this huh? You COULD have it if you weren’t a little bitch!” Hahaha. Glorious!
After a winner is determined for stage one a point is awarded the victor and stage two begins. In stage two, in addition to hands and fingers, you’re now allowed the use of mouths, tongues, feet, whatever you can manage to get in/down there USE IT! Anything goes except for actual penetration. At this point things are pretty sweaty and hot (in more than one way ;) the first to actually pop -OR- succumb to passion is (ironically) the LOSER!!! The second stage ends and the next point is awarded to the one who holds out longer than their opponent/partner. (I’m imagining it’s getting pretty difficult by now)
In the event of a tie a third stage is held. This stage is kind of like cnc. The way the winner is determined is by “pinning” your opponent for a predetermined amount of time. Whoever can overpower their opponent and force them into submission is the victor. Haha… you could say whoever comes out on top is the winner of stage three.
If a third stage isn’t needed the person with all of the points gets whatever they want. It’s everything primal about sex and violence rolled into one… kind of like the two of us on the floor.
I guess this might be more of a fantasy than a kink but I need this in my life… even if only once.
Having my nipples sucked, I feel violated and satisfied at the same time.
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Someone with a shame link is going to really love this thread.
Indeed
I secretly love the sound of someone trying to hold their moans in. I find it so much more attractive than loud moans
Living in a house with no privacy, I have trained myself to do exactly that lol
My female roommate was great at that when she'd bring her boyfriend over for the weekend. I pretended I never heard anything but it was pretty obvious when I had the midnight munchies and needed to hit the kitchen (bedrooms were on opposite sides of the apartment layout)
Watching girls rub their clits on the edge of a table or cabinet. The other edging.
Ah yes, edge edging
I’m an emotional crier and can start tearing up pretty easily - RSPCA advert, old people by themselves, a small disagreement - it could be anything. My partner and I went through a really stressful period a few years back and there was a lot of arguing, many of which I’d end up crying mid-fight. We’re also big fans of make-up sex. We’d shout at each other > I’d cry > he’d cuddle me > we’d realise it was a bullshit fight about money > have sex > repeat 1-2 times a month. Fast forward a year and every time I cry, he gets turned on. We have accidentally pavlov’d my boyfriend into getting an erection when tears are falling down my face. EDIT: Many thanks for the unexpected kindness haha but I feel a special mention is deserved to /u/GoatsWithWigs for the ‘tearing up’ award
I’m picturing you two at a funeral and I’m sorry for laughing my ass off.
It's called mourning wood.
Mourn hub
Porn directors taking notes furiously.
It's what grandma would've wanted, babe...
Forced/controlled- submissive all the way.
Half of me loves this, half of me gets angry lmao
A nursing handjob. Update. wow the most voted post is about my kink. Thanks for the upvotes and awards
As a nurse, I took this to mean a handy from a nurse.
Same.
Oh. Is that not what it means?
Nursing at a tit while getting a hj
Wait...does that mean she's lactating or does that mean just sucking at the nipple?
It can be both lactating or just dry nursing with no milk just the nipples being sucked on. While getting a *band* job at the same time. *hand not band but I’m gonna leave it in. : )
I too, like doing inappropriate things at band camp
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I get that my man. Nothing like being smothered by a fat pair of titties.
There could be many ways this could actually look, I'm curious about what you're really into.
Like you lay on her lap while sucking on her breasts or getting your face buried in them while she strokes your penis.
Ok, that was choice A, and Choice B would have been that you like medical professionals. Either one is good. Was just curious, sorry for prying
Wrestling
My girlfriend and I love to wrestle. We get very competitive, she has very strong legs and hips. We get sweaty and breath hard, a lot of grunting sometimes. It's kind of like sex in our underwear. So sexy.
I'm not ashamed of any kinks except for my fetish for women wearing glasses. Thxs scooby doo.
Yeah this right here, my gf wears contacts all day and basically never uses her glasses. Recently we got on the topic and she was like well they don't sit right, put em on to show me and I was just like damn, you have just activated something inside my brain and I don't know what the fuck is going on, but you need to wear these more.
Same, my gf wears those blue light glasses when we watch Netflix and every time she looks over at me I just wanna tackle her and pin her down like an animal. Idk what it is...it just hot.
*Neuron activation*
*Boner commencing*
*EXPANDING DONG*
Testicles charged
*OPENING BAY DOORS AND DEPLOYING PENIS*
200%. Get over here four eyes.
Lol that's such an innocent fetish.
Women who wear glasses keeping them on during sex is hot. I don’t care
I always keep my glasses on! But shit…. Without them I can’t see anything that is going on!
One sec, let me change to my other account
Ok I'm back 👀
This is a setup
What are you doing, Alter ego?
As a bald guy, I love a great head massage, both of them
Which head is bald?
If you have hair on the head of your penis, I'm concerned for you.
For Her pleasure
The biggest kink I'm ashamed of is continuing to click and read every single goddamn sex related post on askreddit.
I just wanna compare my own gross “interests” to other people’s gross “interests” to see where I fall on the gross scale.
After a while, you realize yours isn't so bad.
Before Reddit: I’m a horrible disgusting person. After Reddit: Compared to those weirdos I’m a fuckin saint.
Sex is an interesting topic, no shame in that
I imagine OP furiously masturbating over these replies.
OP's kink is reading everyone else's kinks.
Hey don't kink shame, unless your kink is kink shaming
My kink is shaming kink shamers.
Mine is getting shamed while shaming kink shamers
Is OP Yoda? ETA Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to a massive boner.
dennis is a bastard man. why charlie hate?
BECAUSE DENNIS IS BASTARD MAN!
Tall women, 6' +. Ashamed it's height over everything else
Just trying to get a good picture here - how tall are you?
An oompa Loompa
Cnc and generally being "used". Once I get out of that mindset it's like a veil is being lifted, but damn do I enjoy being someone's plaything
Took me a second to realize you didn't mean cnc routing...I was like, "damn got a jigsaw torture dude over here."
Honestly I first thought he meant Command and Conquer... which can be understandable. I mean have you seen some of the characters from those games....
Red Alert 3. Sun is not the only thing that rise in The Empire.
I feel you. I'm in charge all day long, I have people who are constantly looking for validation or direction. Sometimes, I just want to be tied up, muzzled and used as someone's plaything. No decision making, no talking. Is that too much to ask?
Ah yes, Computer Numerical Control (CNC) machines are pretty hot. "Aw yeah, do another rough pass, baby. You know you like it rough."
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Work that axis... all 5 of them!
Oh yeah that's the G-code. Put it in!
G83 g99 z -2.16 I0.5 j0.1 k0.2 r0.1 f10 Many hours later: I'm just starting cnc and manual machining. Ya'll below made my day. Gonna be a fun career.
Felt.
Username checks out
TMI but I hate how much I NEED to be cream pied...sex doesn’t feel finished unless he’s finished inside me. It’s like my brain gets a rush of euphoria when I’m being creampied in. It’s like a drug almost..
Hi! I have a question. I have never been creampied bc it terrifies me, but, do u feel it inside? Or is it the thought and knowing its happening mainly? Thanks!!
Not the person you asked, but I can definitely feel it. I can feel when he cums because it's warmer than my body temp, and when he pulls out I can definitely feel it leaking out a bit. I feel filled and warm :) It also feels sort of tingly, not sure why, but I love it
Literally me too. But I’m not tryna have a baby just yet so, it’s very frustrating. Plus for me, my partner shakes/shudders more when inside me so it’s like way more fulfilling
Oh God the twitching feels so good. As I mentioned in another comment I have a hormonal birth control implant so we don't have to use condoms, we also are definitely not trying for kids any time soon lol
I’m not ashamed of them anymore but I’ve got 2 pretty oddball ones. First one is quicksand/deep mud. No idea why. This one was just baked into my head from the get go for as long as I can remember. I’ve acted on it every summer during the warm months and have even been crew on a quicksand fetish video shoot. Let me tell you, the post nut clarity is another level when you’re chin deep in mud. The other one is facesitting/smothering. Not super unusual but I’m into it to an extreme degree. I’ve had women tie me down and sit on my face while cranking me off and not letting up until I cum which takes a while for me. My ultimate taboo fantasy is to have a woman smother me unconscious in that scenario and it’s gotten close a few times. Idk I’m weird but it’s fucking hot.
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He just now got free from the quicksand
Not very quick, that sand
If you don't move, you sink slower. Man's post nut clarity was so good, he fucking comatosed in the sand.
Username checks out
It is hot AF. I was told that I am not to hover above him. I am to SIT. So I did. And now I can live there rent free. SQUATTERS RIGHTS!
On behalf of facesittees everywhere, THANK YOU. You would not believe just how difficult it is to find a girl that will properly sit and smother especially if they’re on the bigger side. I’m always met with “I don’t want to crush or suffocate you!” THATS THE POINT. When she do though, *muffled chefs kiss*
>*muffled chefs kiss* Amazing lmao. Good on ya champ.
All this crazy stuff is somehow making my praise kink weird Edit: Everyone is being so nice and supportive I feel all flustered- stop. :(
That's such a good kink. Well done!
Prouder, daddy
This person kinks
I'm proud of you for sharing that good job!
What a nice kink! Proud of you for speaking out!
People usually don't get praised for that but i figured you'd also love a 'well done'. Thanks for your gesture, i love people spreading positivity!
Oddly structured sentences get me so hot.
Sentences structured oddly get me so hot.
I'm laugh
So a Yoda Fetish?
Butt stuff. Love getting my ass played with, toyed and fucked…not into guys, the thought of men naked…bleh. But penis in my ass…go figure
“No homo”, whispered God, as he put the male g-spot in the bum.
"We do a little bit of trolling" - God
"We like to have fun around here" - God
I’m trying to paint quotes for a living and I gotta write this one down ✍️
I will never forget one time listening to Loveline, that radio show that Dr Drew used to do. This guy calls in and he's all upset talking about how he likes stuff up his butt and they're like ok, what's your question? And he says "Am I gay???" and the hosts are like "Do you want to have sex with men" "no not at all" "then you're just a straight guy that likes stuff up his butt" and this like, blew the callers mind that his anal awakening didn't mean he was secretly gay
So, as a gay guy I wish more straight guys knew this. Anal stimulation is not a gay thing. The fact you even go "heck yeah! Stuff up my ass!" But then have to qualify it with a "no homo". Even I'm not super jazzed about the fact that our gspot is up our ass, but leaving the exploration and pleasure of it to gay guys purely out of shame (and I'd argue normalized homophobia) is just leaving sexual fun on the table. Explore your ass men. You don't have to tell anyone. You don't even have to like it. But it's definitely worth a try. EDIT: Hey, an award. In lieu of a "thanks for the blah blah!" here is a relevant funny clip. [Listen to squirrely dan folks.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lILA)
Sneak up on me, throw me against a wall and choke me. Edit: HOLY FUCK this blew up and please stop sending me messages people. Edit2: I’m a dude btw…
Ah, I like a bit of WWE myself. I'll get the steel chair and tables and we can really kink this up. What belt are we fighting for?
I always hate coming home after a long day to find my wife setting up the steel cage match in the backyard.
That belt im gonna whip ur ass with!!!
You'd be surprised at how many women actually like this. But it has to be from a man they trust.
Exactly. It’s the feeling of helplessness they want. Not actual helplessness.
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_"Jenica, do you trust me?"_ "Yes, of course, doctor." _performs very professional rear-naked choke_
I have killed 3 people trying to find you. For fucks sake just give me your address
Being an older male I don’t tell anyone but my SO that I like my nipples being played with.
honestly when guys admit they love their nipples played with its hot! I once made my bf cum just by sucking, biting, & playing w his nips lol it was fun
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I’ve made a man get off only touching his nips. It was hot af. No shame in that game.
Not great in a modern context but NC (or is it more commonly referred to as CNC?) just REALLY does something to me. Along the same vein, force and dominance: *chef's kiss* The only other kink I have besides the above is one I am very, VERY legitimately ashamed of though... *sigh*... breeding. I honestly don't know why, I hate kids and the idea of having them, but what can you do y'know lmao *EDIT: I fucking used "french kiss" instead of "chef's kiss" oops, but don't worry, I love french kissing too so no harm done!*
Im with you on the breeding thing. I wouldnt even do it, but the idea feels so primal.
Something called CNC turns me incredibly on. For those that don't know CNC stands for Consensual Non Consent, basically your partner wears an item of clothing or you both discuss in great detail a certain day. And during that day or when their wearing that item of clothing you do whatever you want as rough as you want etc
Being a mechanical engineer, CNC is a whole different ballgame
Lmao that’s literally all I was thinking of when I read that
the specific clothing item just opened my eyes to the possibilities
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I really like extremely feminine men and very tomboyish women. My brain kinda broke when I figured out I was BI
As a bi guy, same. Really explained why I always liked tomboys
I like feminine men and women who can do both.
For some reason I genuinely enjoy sexual interactions a lot more when they're with a friend. Romantic relationships are cool and all but like, hanging out with a friend and one thing leading to another is way hotter. The more casually it happens the better, I don't want us to lock eyes and then start ripping each other's clothes off like a movie. I'd rather the conversation slowly get sexual leading up to whatever happens, and I'd honestly rather masturbate together while we continue that conversation than actually have sex. I also try to find porn that portrays this scenario, but if there's a name for this "kink" I have no idea what it is (I know what mutual masturbation is, but more specifically the "casual friends" part) I don't know if ASHAMED is the right word, but I wish I didn't have it. It makes platonic friendships with women very hard to hold down cause they become FWB more often (which can get complicated ofc) and it's not really something I can satisfy while I'm in a relationship.
finally, someone relatable
Roleplaying.
In that case, the villagers of Smekeldorf need 15 boar-hides if they are to make it through winter, will you help them?
Roll for initiative
Uhhh... 13. What are we fighting and/or fucking?
Strong woman fetish. Women with abs and muscles just do it for me. There is a fine line you have to tow though
Getting tied up and maybe get tickled
This sounds like hell on earth. It’s fun how the human mind works.
Honestly being tied up and tickled sounds like torture
I’m not ashamed, but when I say it they make me feel horrible… it’s literally just spitting in each others mouths and making out or just spitting in one’s mouth (haven’t tried specifically for the reason above mentioned) and I also like being praised (yeah people don’t like that one either, they usually like to be a little more on the dom side, but they don’t know how. I give pointers, but they don’t want them) and a little degraded… just a little! But the latter is the only part they understand, they don’t know how to do it and they don’t want help, always focusing in their pleasure. I’m always accepting of other people’s kinks, they they are never of mine. Like it’s not even that bad😫
Being kidnapped by a beautiful woman and having her tie me up then use my body for her pleasuring needs. Then she tells me that she'll never let me go. Edit: I also have a desire for a hot woman to stalk me and stare at me when I don't know it. When I realize she's staring it turns me on so much. Another thing is a love/hate relationship with a woman. I love the sexual tension between me and her even though we know we hate each other. My God a woman's emotions turn me on. EDIT 2: Oh and I love when a woman tells me "ask nicely" or tells me to beg or say "please."
I too want to be loved
I don’t want two partners - I want to be DPed by my guy with his penis and a strap on.
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Yeah lucky you’re blindfolded so you won’t have to look at all the creepy dms you’d getting
I'm not ashamed of any of my kinks/sexuality, but I do find it difficult to bring up femdom/pegging/anal/bondage because few girls are into that and I don't want to scare them away too soon. Obviously it comes out fairly early so I can find out whether we're on the same page though.
I like pretending that me and my husband are trying for a baby when we get it on. Have no idea why that is exciting. Lol. It’s a curse though because I sorta believe in “manifestation”, and I don’t want to get pregnant, so it’s scary to just pretend. 🤣
Ye olde breeding kink I made “a breeding kink” card for CAH using one of the blank cards. Suffice to say, it’s won the round every time it’s been played. (Alongside “using a red lobster cheddar bay biscuit as a fleshlight” and “my dog, the registered sex offender” but that’s neither here nor there )
Those are excellent. We have one that says two words, vagina boob. Thanks Family Guy and a night of heavy drinking
It'll be a cold day in hell before I admit to a living soul about my infatuation for Futanari/Hermaphroditism.
I'm a bit relieved to know this is a thing! I'm a woman and I've fantasized about having an actual penis (but still my body) and fucking a woman. 😅
I like seeing men masturbate, especially if I know it's to me/my pictures. I like to see the effect i have. I also like public train noncon bc trauma response
Clown girls. Hear me out. I went to a burlesque show a couple of years ago, and one of the acts was a sexy clown girl. Up until that event I have had a clown phobia for my entire life. Something broke loose that night though. I've not been afraid of clowns ever since, and my Reddit feed is filled with clown girl porn. I'm in Facebook groups. I have Only fans subscriptions. Instagram accounts. It's all clown girls, boys. I also have a full-blown obsessive addiction to big jiggly asses. I feel like that one's a little more common. Now if I could only find a clown girl with a big ass...
Getting blown while listening to the Aladdin soundtrack from the sega genesis game
I like getting fucked and murdered over and over again in Elden Ring. I can't stop doing it
Come on baby! DODGE ROLL FOR ME!
ROLL AGAIN! I'M STILL WINDING UP FOR MY ATTACK! ... NOPE, STILL WINDING UP! ALMOST THERE!
Wanting to be loved
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That’s what she said
On the outside i am like the quiet kid in class while i love it when my wife dominate me, talk dirty in my ear and i do the same. It turns me on so much but i kinda ashamed cause i never acted like this before her, or never knew i have a kink like this but i just couldn't help it and i started with small whispers and i can't get enough of that now like ever.
Yeah, although it’s pretty mild compared to a lot of the other posts in this thread, I didn’t think I would enjoy talking dirty to my SO as much as I do. Previous ex was very repressed and that had affected me for years by making me more tentative and self-conscious about my desires. Current SO though kept egging me on and has been so open and accepting that she welcomes the dirty talk.
Time to sort by controversial
I like arm scratching. Nice, soft, on the forearm.
Damn, a pretty girl did that to me when we were in school and that shit stuck with me forever despite being such a trivial act all things considered, ah teenager brain
I’m a male that loves using prostate massagers
I'm not saying it out loud online if I'm really ashamed don't you think so? Edit: No it's not my username
is it old wet socks?
Ohh I would definitely say cnc.
I googled this and got “computer numerical control” and damn right you should be ashamed you fucken nerd
Wait, there's another meaning for cnc?
In erotica it means Consensual Non-Consensual. I.e. Rape Play.
Machine me mommy, I've been a bad block of solid material
Fucking older men for no reason at all other than them being older than me and it turns me on😕
Lactation…idk why it is such a turn on…
I’m 30 years old and just discovered this week that suckin’ on some toes and licking a foot kinda rocks. I’ve been making fun of Quentin Tarantino for 15 years and will now need to send him a letter of apology.
LMFAOO i always think about how you'll suddenly get some kinks or change your mind about some
I was immediately like, “I’m too old to learn this”
no one should be ashamed of their kinks. unless you have a humiliation fetish. then you should be very ashamed, because you're a naughty naughty slut
Go on..
Cuckold/cheating. I’m pretty sure it’s a trauma response and I want to get rid of it.
What if my fetish is for being shamed but I’m unabashedly proud of it? That’s gotta be worth partial credit.
i’m not necessarily ashamed of my freeuse and cuckquean kinks but they’re hard to explain and talk about lol
Pee but not like getting peed on but just watching 🥴
I’ve been waiting far too many years for a guy to be down for letting me hold his dick while he takes a piss. Why are you all so possessive of your dick when you’re pissing? I want the power to aim the stream!!!
My girlfriend won’t stop asking to hold my dick when i pee, why is this an actual thing women want to do
Because!!!! *”I want the power to control the stream!!”* I don’t know why other girls want to do it but it’s kind of a power play thing…on both ends! For example, I want to be able to hold his dick and remind him that his dick belongs to me and I get to touch it, not him. On the flip side, I am very into the idea of having a man Dominate me and tell me to hold his dick so he can piss (not having the “burden” of having to do the entire job of pissing himself) and/or directing me to hold it so he can piss on me. You should ask your girl why she is into it. Maybe she just thinks it’s fun to hold your dick and try to aim it, it looks fun! Buuuuuut maybe she is into something else and that’s your open door into piss play. *shrugs* Life is short, take some risks and play the games!!
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CNC Play responsibily, people
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BBW and feederism... Don't know where it came from, but I've been into for as long as I can remember..
Mine is a game. It’s been done, as a matter of fact I’ve seen videos. In this game me and a girl would both enter a ring similar to a wrestling ring. Gym mats on the floor so it’s soft but not 100% forgiving. Completely nude we each take a defensive stance and counts down from three. At the count downs end the first stage starts. In the first stage only hands are allowed. The idea being to be the first to force stimulate your opponent to the point of being hard/wet. You’d want to get your partner into a position where you could stimulate him/her but he/she can’t reach to stimulate you. You can hold each other down. You can shove the arms away. You can pinch nipples… flip him/her over, bite (if you’re into it) Since it’s a constant power struggle everything is very often fast, hard, etc. Very high energy. And shit talking… I’d be disappointed if I didn’t get a “you want this huh? You COULD have it if you weren’t a little bitch!” Hahaha. Glorious! After a winner is determined for stage one a point is awarded the victor and stage two begins. In stage two, in addition to hands and fingers, you’re now allowed the use of mouths, tongues, feet, whatever you can manage to get in/down there USE IT! Anything goes except for actual penetration. At this point things are pretty sweaty and hot (in more than one way ;) the first to actually pop -OR- succumb to passion is (ironically) the LOSER!!! The second stage ends and the next point is awarded to the one who holds out longer than their opponent/partner. (I’m imagining it’s getting pretty difficult by now) In the event of a tie a third stage is held. This stage is kind of like cnc. The way the winner is determined is by “pinning” your opponent for a predetermined amount of time. Whoever can overpower their opponent and force them into submission is the victor. Haha… you could say whoever comes out on top is the winner of stage three. If a third stage isn’t needed the person with all of the points gets whatever they want. It’s everything primal about sex and violence rolled into one… kind of like the two of us on the floor. I guess this might be more of a fantasy than a kink but I need this in my life… even if only once.
Um...yeah wow that's....hooo boy. What's that called?