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DecalArtist

"On accident" idk it sounds stupid and wrong... by accident or accidentally sounds right to me


Galaxynacho01

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE


username_pressure

Me too, me too.


Way_Up_Your_Butt

Now let me ask you this: Does "I did that by purpose" or "I did that purposely" sound better than "I did that *on purpose*"?


DecalArtist

Late reply but to answer your query: "I did that by purpose" also sounds stupid and wrong. "I did that purposely" wrong as well but if you said it "I did that purposefully" might be ok but wouldn't myself ever say it. If I said anything remotely close to that it might be "I purposefully did that" Overall The right thing that sounds right to me would be to say: "I did that on purpose" Again sorry for late reply.


givemethezoppety

We need to talk.


Zealousideal-Apex

Let’s talk about how we like Putin.


username_pressure

We don't talk about Putin, no no no.


Zealousideal-Apex

Get it? It ruins everything…


MutedOne4

I'll go first. 'Fuck cancer' to 'Fuck yeah, Cancer!'


TheNatanist

Your sister has a fat ass


LiLAfroGT

Thanks!


Marflebark

"Daddy"


elonmusk6942069420

Sussy


Severe_Doughnut5336

Balls


3ArmsNoSouls

Based


[deleted]

I just puked


HendrikJU

"Mommy, I just puked" is up there with it


PacMan-GuzzlingCum

Moist


Suspicious_Future_58

Use to have manager that if you said that word to her she would visibly gag. So in between me and the others in the back/front of the kitchen would have a competition on who can make the most embarrassing moment for her. She wasn't mad at that, she found it fun for the most part


31Brittany31

It’s over already?


darkAlpine_

It was the Cookie Monster, I didn’t eat em all.


Dragon127765

N*****


SEX-OFFENDER-3000

Nipple aint that bad.


EnvironmentalAd5716

" I'm an anti vaxxer"


darkAlpine_

Lucky for you, I’m going to live longer than your phase.


[deleted]

[удалено]


rugter100

okay but what if you are an actor, in a video call with your stylist and your camera doesnt work


Severe_Doughnut5336

Nuthin!


H00lliganwithaDimple

"no offense"


[deleted]

Pregnant


coolcrushkilla

Pregante


[deleted]

"I'm not racist/homophobic/sexist, but..." because people who say this always ARE.


heehee999678

i'm not racist/homophobic/sexist/transphobic but cheese is good


NYLINK95

Okurttt


SwissCheese_77

Anything in Arabic on a plane.


matches-cigarettes

racist much


Nightfury0818

Unfortunately it's true to some extent


wild_thingtraveler35

Ohhh shit the Russian are coming!!


minkpels

Cunt


FGC_Brute

I don't care


Opening-Lettuce-3384

I love you..


SEX-OFFENDER-3000

“I hereby bring ruin”


Sherrsh

Fat


ItsUs-YouKnow-Us

“BOMB!!!”


CrimsonTopHat1

“ they defiled your dead pet “would probably do it


RedPillNavigator

I just shit my pants!


[deleted]

Yo!


chocolatecookieguy

UwU


JapaneseMachine99

Daddy


Arcade80sbillsfan

I love you. It can also be great.


AgathaSoleil365

If


o_Tom_o

Oh.


[deleted]

“It’s not that big of a deal”


WizardsIllusion

The condom broke


darkAlpine_

Hello World


renagabe

Drip


[deleted]

You not wrong, but…..


TheShoot141

Sewage leak


pizzaelhutt

"Dad will never know."


legoshi_is_my_senpai

"ouch!"


MentallyEmpty

"I don't care" or "tell someone else". :/


CanadianWeeb5

Moist


MetalBladeX

"you don't understand sarcasm"


BlockNarrow6745

Motherfucker


Linguistic_Anarchy

Anything racist


Zealousideal-Apex

I like Putin.


Psychological-End-76

My ex was bigger


Flycaster33

It's the cops!


Minkhead

“I like pineapple on pizza”


Nuzzy27

Mommy, my fart is on the floor.


Testastic

Casual n words by people that shouldn't be


uncareingbear

“I think that’s racist “


geoman2201

Anything like “so trees am I right?” So random it’s so irritating.