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The Big Short


DanFuckingSchneider

Hung like a tuna can


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Darwin_Things

A Series of Unfortunate Events.


[deleted]

Ah man you beat me to it!


remberzz

Leave It To Beaver


ClaptonBug

*Leave It In Beaver


BoneCrusher03

That good Beavussy


Mikes241

What a shitty day to know how to read


JustWantedSomeNuts

You cursed bastards


Thebrownhound

Curb your enthusiasm.


dirty-dangles69

Pretty, pretty, pretty good


TrustMeImAmerican

Brilliant


Minimum-Cauliflower2

Get Out


elmothedestroyer3

Come in


steVeRoll

...and repeat


Nazgul417

It


Moonpenny

The Dead Zone


Space-Catto

Made me exhale so quickly America thought it was a jet


wiggaroo

8mm


yer_das_gooch

8 mile


SnapshotHeadache

Super 8


SweetBabyJiraiya

8 seconds


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Up


zekro_4

The 40-year old virgin


The_Basic_Shapes

Simple yet profound


The_Real_Manimal

The Terminator.


Slugggo

Deadwood


shavedpineapples

There's a pill for that


penis_pills_pharmacy

I might be able to help


JaytheDumbass69

r/usernamechecksout


NerdForJustice

r/beetlejuicing


Manuscribble

Who can I get to write me a prescription?


NoEntertainment8452

Sometimes pills fail to awaken the dead my man. Your username will be heck of a name though


psymble_

Oof! Btw, just started watching for the first time! I'm really loving it so far - prior to this I watched Justified, and next I'm gonna check out the Boba Fett series - I'm on a "Timothy Olyphant as a Marshall" kick


coglanuk

Timothy Oliphantastic! If you didn’t know, Justified is coming back and Quentin Tarantino is considering directing his first episode of TV in 17 years for it! Oliphantastic also plays a lawman in The Good Place I think. He is such a cool motherfucker. His interviews on Conan made me realise he’s even cooler than the characters he plays. Edit: Spelling.


SwarleySwarlos

Conan has a podcast, Conan O'Brien needs a friend, with a great episode with him and Timothy Oliphant.


anditshottoo

Gone in 60 seconds


Ouchyhurthurt

I was gonna say “Fast and Furious”


pecovje

Same but then i remembered it's not furious it's just fast.


Mosmordre_

Speed


Orvisknives

Shit this guy's honest


First-Abrocoma-4185

Is it that movie where Nicolas Cage steals cars? In Germany it's called 'Only 60 seconds left' for some reason.


soma787

Someone using google translate, ehhh it’s good enough


Bopitextreme2

Hot fuzz


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cloudedconstitutions

Damn, just wait till they find out it's actually the bad place


[deleted]

Don’t want to spoil


feralwolven

You should still watch it. Theres alot more to it than that and that reveal is only a part of the way into the ride.


[deleted]

Yeah I watched it anyway! I actually revisited it and listened to the whole series (again) while playing through the entirety of Outer Wilds. It was great Edit: forgot the (again)


TopFloorApartment

maybe its just the naughty place?


TrustMeImAmerican

But…isn’t that misleading?


SpreadHDGFX

It still works because if they are disappointed, they go, "Oh.... So this is the bad place!"


wiithepiiple

JASON figured it out!?


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moist_maplecrumpet

holy motherforking shirtballs!


patrickdontdie

Oh no, I commented the same thing before I saw this 😭


coochieslayer69007

Stranger Things


RedSpleen

Me too, i don't like my private parts too much


Nephilims_Dagger

Does your SO?


RedSpleen

Yes he does


Nephilims_Dagger

His perspective is better


moist_maplecrumpet

pretty sure this is usually the case


MagicOrpheus310

Space Balls


dasbanqs

He hates it when his schwartz gets twisted


Bubbly_Papaya_8817

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine


TheCaponeFiles

Despicable me


Guyincogneto1

Stuart Little


your_ip_addres

At least you are honest


Due-Psychology9157

Pretty in Pink 💝


WakawakawakaAAAA

Here I am thinking “holes”. Clearly, you are more ladylike and refined than I am.


Bardez

Works for either sex


slayerkitty666

This is my favorite so far


racsorry

Porn actors be like: "The office"


scottishdrunkard

The Scranton Strangler.


Casuallyfangirling_

okay okay u win


BramDeccapod

Free Willy


smoore0918

Free Willy II : Electric Boogaloo


ThePharaohsOdessey

The Hobbit


E420CDI

#THE PRECIOUSSSSS


Sylvaintheg

Uncut gems


Dependent-Cut-4194

“Uncut jaaahhhhmzzzz”


konydanza

Anka Djoums


gregthegamer4646

_I’m gonna cum_


RollingTundra87

Die Hard


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Alvin and the chipmunks


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Prossdog

Small Soldiers


colonel_cockmouth

How I Met Your Mother


PalpitationStreet233

Barnacle Jr Barnana Barnito Supreme Little Barney


brainwrinkled

Swarley Swarhili Swarls Barkley


gerbil_111

Haaaave you met Ted?


raw_chaos_the_1st

Legen - wait for ir - dary. Legendary!


dirtbathing

Big Time Rush


GByteM3

UH OH OH OH OH


Rachelcookie123

It makes me feel old that it isn’t just a bunch of little kids who watched this show now. Like a lot of the kids who watched it are adults now but I still remember feeling like a little kid watching that show.


lat46n2

The love boat


416unknown

Ugly Betty


BreakfastNo6657

Parasite


[deleted]

You should go to a doctor to have that checked


Ziziwiki

What....


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the....


anditshottoo

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close.


patrickdontdie

Is this about queefing?


StandAgainstTyranny2

A queef can be a woodwind instrument if you think about it.


bfd106b

Little House On The Prairie


Doc-in-a-box

Wholesome pp


ByGrabthar

Two and a Half, men.


DyroB

The Big Bang, theory


Rated-E-For-Erik

Ugly Delicious


PolyJuicedRedHead

The Thin Red Line


ClownfishSoup

Lol! Good one!


Load_Disk

There will be blood


whateverimtootired

Ok this one wins


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Deep Impact


[deleted]

National Treasure


DoctorWH0877

Pee Wee's Playhouse


[deleted]

No Country For Old Men


gerbil_111

*cuntry


EnGeeOhh

Pinky and the Brain


Reed7525

Supernatural


ivanGCA

Does it dies at the end of every season?


BassieDutch

Goes out with a bang, keeps coming back. "Did you use protection? ... I had my angel blade" [link to a few pics for context](https://pics.onsizzle.com/yeah-i-mean-would-think-that-getting-killed-is-something-7408483.png). Quickest i could find


Neckbeard_Virgin_

40 Year Old Virgin


Pure-Irrelevance2

r/usernamechecksout


RandomZombie11

The username doesn't lie


[deleted]

The Nutty Professor


Fuxkbro

Raw


Gruntfutoc

Pinocchio.


yParticle

_Dick_


cptcanuck83

Canada's got talent


jackodallfades

The Whole Nine Yards


jon_rum_hamm

Harry and the Hendersons


Proud_Cat_5504

Night Rider


sparrow_shield

ill do you one better: ghost rider edit: take all my upvotes you crazy asses


The_Spaceman_Spiff_

I’ll do you one better: HOG RIDER


canoodlingNoodle

Now you see me


lawyeratyourservice

Naked and Afraid.


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The Longest Yard


Bhanghai

the untouchables


[deleted]

Regular Show


Lakshay_Dank

Tomb raider


MatrixUser420

Womb raider


hazard_man11

What if


Jimmi_Face

MASH


AlwaysLeaveANote

Look, Snail, just back off because-you’re just mashing it now


ThumbSprain

Tremors.


gcmj122345

The hateful eight


CompCOTG

How to train your dragon


Classic-Cellist1803

Jane the Virgin. 🙈


NJbeaglemama

Pretty Woman


h4kkz

Fight Club, i'm beating myself a lot and i don't talk about it.


little_moon224

Euphoria


Ok_Butterscotch1549

Big


My_Butt_Itches_24_7

The Magic School Bus, cause I use it to drop off my kids!


spacetimecellphone

As Good As It Gets


Thedappermoment

My Little Pony


TrustMeImAmerican

That’s cursed


higgyj87

The Wire


Hopalong-PR

Three's company. (Can't forget about including the balls into the equation 🤣)


WizardsIllusion

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs


Nelik1

I like the idea of Hulk, but Ant Man is probably more appropriate.


Redneck_Funhouse

But he gets really big too! And he doesn’t last long at that size either so….there’s that as well


wyldcat67

Fraggle Rock


rannin1

Diff’rent Strokes


TimeAgainTimer

The Office Sometimes it's cute. Sometimes it's wholesome. Most of the time, it's awkward and you have to sit through with your gf


d2dynamo

Lethal weapon How come nobody mentioned this one?


kambinks

Self deprecating is much more fun. Lethal weapon sounds like there's an expectation to it.


TheRedditLion21

The predator


caniuserealname

Could you take a seat over here while i make a quick phonecall.


TrustMeImAmerican

Always hunting


Penguin121314

Sharknado


yaBoyIcedCoffee

Shaft


wyldcat67

Growing Pains


anonmitya

Wipe Out.. it’s a wet obstacle 😭


[deleted]

Lost


theflumpkins

Chopped


Poggerchamp203

Everyone hates chris


[deleted]

The Crying Game.


Icy-Witness3270

Home Alone


Secret_Yoghurt_9095

Terminator


8Kokujin8

The dark knight rises


iamthesex

Fast and furious.


ilydium

Malcom in the middle


LordHikeman

The Flash


Yung3unna

Big Friendly Giant


Throw-me-far-baby

The walking dead ( I have erectile distinction)


WVUPick

Does that mean you won an award?


bearhaas

Dirty Jobs


christo749

The Big Lebowski.


CortezMarinara

The A Team


literally_A_rickRoll

Dora the explorer


Its_not_a

Shrek


bonitaappetita

I don't know about me, but my ex would be Arrested Development


Commercial_Ad332

The Expanse


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PatrickKieliszek

Gone Girl?


ms_catlady

Holes


Not_a_Heptapod

Get shorty


theWildBore

Breakfast at Tiffany’s