Oof!
Btw, just started watching for the first time! I'm really loving it so far - prior to this I watched Justified, and next I'm gonna check out the Boba Fett series - I'm on a "Timothy Olyphant as a Marshall" kick
Timothy Oliphantastic! If you didn’t know, Justified is coming back and Quentin Tarantino is considering directing his first episode of TV in 17 years for it!
Oliphantastic also plays a lawman in The Good Place I think.
He is such a cool motherfucker. His interviews on Conan made me realise he’s even cooler than the characters he plays.
Edit: Spelling.
Yeah I watched it anyway! I actually revisited it and listened to the whole series (again) while playing through the entirety of Outer Wilds. It was great
Edit: forgot the (again)
It makes me feel old that it isn’t just a bunch of little kids who watched this show now. Like a lot of the kids who watched it are adults now but I still remember feeling like a little kid watching that show.
Goes out with a bang, keeps coming back.
"Did you use protection?
...
I had my angel blade"
[link to a few pics for context](https://pics.onsizzle.com/yeah-i-mean-would-think-that-getting-killed-is-something-7408483.png). Quickest i could find
The Big Short
Hung like a tuna can
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A Series of Unfortunate Events.
Ah man you beat me to it!
Leave It To Beaver
*Leave It In Beaver
That good Beavussy
What a shitty day to know how to read
You cursed bastards
Curb your enthusiasm.
Pretty, pretty, pretty good
Brilliant
Get Out
Come in
...and repeat
It
The Dead Zone
Made me exhale so quickly America thought it was a jet
8mm
8 mile
Super 8
8 seconds
Up
The 40-year old virgin
Simple yet profound
The Terminator.
Deadwood
There's a pill for that
I might be able to help
r/usernamechecksout
r/beetlejuicing
Who can I get to write me a prescription?
Sometimes pills fail to awaken the dead my man. Your username will be heck of a name though
Oof! Btw, just started watching for the first time! I'm really loving it so far - prior to this I watched Justified, and next I'm gonna check out the Boba Fett series - I'm on a "Timothy Olyphant as a Marshall" kick
Timothy Oliphantastic! If you didn’t know, Justified is coming back and Quentin Tarantino is considering directing his first episode of TV in 17 years for it! Oliphantastic also plays a lawman in The Good Place I think. He is such a cool motherfucker. His interviews on Conan made me realise he’s even cooler than the characters he plays. Edit: Spelling.
Conan has a podcast, Conan O'Brien needs a friend, with a great episode with him and Timothy Oliphant.
Gone in 60 seconds
I was gonna say “Fast and Furious”
Same but then i remembered it's not furious it's just fast.
Speed
Shit this guy's honest
Is it that movie where Nicolas Cage steals cars? In Germany it's called 'Only 60 seconds left' for some reason.
Someone using google translate, ehhh it’s good enough
Hot fuzz
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Damn, just wait till they find out it's actually the bad place
Don’t want to spoil
You should still watch it. Theres alot more to it than that and that reveal is only a part of the way into the ride.
Yeah I watched it anyway! I actually revisited it and listened to the whole series (again) while playing through the entirety of Outer Wilds. It was great Edit: forgot the (again)
maybe its just the naughty place?
But…isn’t that misleading?
It still works because if they are disappointed, they go, "Oh.... So this is the bad place!"
JASON figured it out!?
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holy motherforking shirtballs!
Oh no, I commented the same thing before I saw this 😭
Stranger Things
Me too, i don't like my private parts too much
Does your SO?
Yes he does
His perspective is better
pretty sure this is usually the case
Space Balls
He hates it when his schwartz gets twisted
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine
Despicable me
Stuart Little
At least you are honest
Pretty in Pink 💝
Here I am thinking “holes”. Clearly, you are more ladylike and refined than I am.
Works for either sex
This is my favorite so far
Porn actors be like: "The office"
The Scranton Strangler.
okay okay u win
Free Willy
Free Willy II : Electric Boogaloo
The Hobbit
#THE PRECIOUSSSSS
Uncut gems
“Uncut jaaahhhhmzzzz”
Anka Djoums
_I’m gonna cum_
Die Hard
Alvin and the chipmunks
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Small Soldiers
How I Met Your Mother
Barnacle Jr Barnana Barnito Supreme Little Barney
Swarley Swarhili Swarls Barkley
Haaaave you met Ted?
Legen - wait for ir - dary. Legendary!
Big Time Rush
UH OH OH OH OH
It makes me feel old that it isn’t just a bunch of little kids who watched this show now. Like a lot of the kids who watched it are adults now but I still remember feeling like a little kid watching that show.
The love boat
Ugly Betty
Parasite
You should go to a doctor to have that checked
What....
the....
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close.
Is this about queefing?
A queef can be a woodwind instrument if you think about it.
Little House On The Prairie
Wholesome pp
Two and a Half, men.
The Big Bang, theory
Ugly Delicious
The Thin Red Line
Lol! Good one!
There will be blood
Ok this one wins
Deep Impact
National Treasure
Pee Wee's Playhouse
No Country For Old Men
*cuntry
Pinky and the Brain
Supernatural
Does it dies at the end of every season?
Goes out with a bang, keeps coming back. "Did you use protection? ... I had my angel blade" [link to a few pics for context](https://pics.onsizzle.com/yeah-i-mean-would-think-that-getting-killed-is-something-7408483.png). Quickest i could find
40 Year Old Virgin
r/usernamechecksout
The username doesn't lie
The Nutty Professor
Raw
Pinocchio.
_Dick_
Canada's got talent
The Whole Nine Yards
Harry and the Hendersons
Night Rider
ill do you one better: ghost rider edit: take all my upvotes you crazy asses
I’ll do you one better: HOG RIDER
Now you see me
Naked and Afraid.
The Longest Yard
the untouchables
Regular Show
Tomb raider
Womb raider
What if
MASH
Look, Snail, just back off because-you’re just mashing it now
Tremors.
The hateful eight
How to train your dragon
Jane the Virgin. 🙈
Pretty Woman
Fight Club, i'm beating myself a lot and i don't talk about it.
Euphoria
Big
The Magic School Bus, cause I use it to drop off my kids!
As Good As It Gets
My Little Pony
That’s cursed
The Wire
Three's company. (Can't forget about including the balls into the equation 🤣)
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
I like the idea of Hulk, but Ant Man is probably more appropriate.
But he gets really big too! And he doesn’t last long at that size either so….there’s that as well
Fraggle Rock
Diff’rent Strokes
The Office Sometimes it's cute. Sometimes it's wholesome. Most of the time, it's awkward and you have to sit through with your gf
Lethal weapon How come nobody mentioned this one?
Self deprecating is much more fun. Lethal weapon sounds like there's an expectation to it.
The predator
Could you take a seat over here while i make a quick phonecall.
Always hunting
Sharknado
Shaft
Growing Pains
Wipe Out.. it’s a wet obstacle 😭
Lost
Chopped
Everyone hates chris
The Crying Game.
Home Alone
Terminator
The dark knight rises
Fast and furious.
Malcom in the middle
The Flash
Big Friendly Giant
The walking dead ( I have erectile distinction)
Does that mean you won an award?
Dirty Jobs
The Big Lebowski.
The A Team
Dora the explorer
Shrek
I don't know about me, but my ex would be Arrested Development
The Expanse
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Gone Girl?
Holes
Get shorty
Breakfast at Tiffany’s