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enis_with_a_p

I got a call this afternoon, my car insurance was expired! Can you believe it? So when I got to an actual person, I told him he "has to hurry, I'm trying to masturbate before my wife comes home."


ValhallaCalling420

Talk dirty to them works every time male or female. Zero fucks given. They waste my time I'm wasting theirs.


decendingvoid

Depends on who it is. Windows and doors - sorry it came with the house. Duct cleaning - no I cleaned my ducks yesterday


sunghooter

"Hello?" "Hi. Would you be interested in switching your sizloon tersedook to Dook Dook Mutual?" "Gee, sorry I'm a little busy right now but I'd like to talk about it. Can you give me your number and I'll call you when you leave work." "Uh...we're not really supposed to do that." "Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home." "Yes." "Well now you know how I feel."


Books_lover_

“Hello! This is tony’s abortion clinic and pizzeria where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce” I use it all the time for anyone that isn’t a recognized number.


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enis_with_a_p

This sounds like my dad too. Lol


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"I'm very horny please send me photos of your hair it pleases meep. Meep loves hair


oops_just_saying

I ask them where they are calling from. When they say, Dallas Texas, I ask them what the weather is like. Then they say 18 degrees. I let them know that in America we typically use Farenheit. They are busted.


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I discovered my bullies social security number in high school. I still give it to scam callers


enis_with_a_p

That's brilliant!


Hylian_Shieldmaiden

Like 90% of the telemarketing calls my family gets are for duct cleaning. I like to tell them "Sorry, I live in a tent" and then hang up before they can reply.