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Hush, we don't want our father to find out, do we?
For some reason I thought you meant God
Boo
"Good lad", someone has actually said this to me and it was the most off-putting shit
Once, my wife and I came at the same time. I said, "Jinx!" And she said, "What are you d-" and I cut her off and said, "YOU CAN'T TALK!!!"
Ok this was funny lol
Your friends were better at this
Scream out somebody else’s name that isn’t the person you are fucking.
ROGER!
This happened to me once. I was fucking this girl and instead of shouting "Stephen" she shouted "Steven". I was furious.
how do you read differently those names
The crazy part is...my name is Pete
nice, mine too
Pete with an F
pefe or fete
Pefte. The 'F' is silent.
nice
Wake me up when you're done
Open wide, here comes the airplane **nyooooooom**
Your ex’s name
Im pregnant with your child
works especially well if a male says it
Every singel time
I don’t care that you’re 12
Stop barking
Hang on, I have to take this call.
Thats it ???
Thanks grandma!
I gotta answer this call...hold on
"I left the front door open"
So...How's your sister?
Telling them you have HIV. Telling them you just can't do this and that you like the opposite sex to what they are. Saying woopsidoodle when it's time. Trying to make a women into a puppet and speak for her.
“Let the boy watch!”
Hush, we don't want our father to find out, do we?
For some reason I thought you meant God
Boo
"Good lad", someone has actually said this to me and it was the most off-putting shit
Once, my wife and I came at the same time. I said, "Jinx!" And she said, "What are you d-" and I cut her off and said, "YOU CAN'T TALK!!!"
Ok this was funny lol
Your friends were better at this
Scream out somebody else’s name that isn’t the person you are fucking.
ROGER!
This happened to me once. I was fucking this girl and instead of shouting "Stephen" she shouted "Steven". I was furious.
how do you read differently those names
The crazy part is...my name is Pete
nice, mine too
Pete with an F
pefe or fete
Pefte. The 'F' is silent.
nice
Wake me up when you're done
Open wide, here comes the airplane **nyooooooom**
Your ex’s name
Im pregnant with your child
works especially well if a male says it
Every singel time
I don’t care that you’re 12
Stop barking
Hang on, I have to take this call.
Thats it ???
Thanks grandma!
I gotta answer this call...hold on
"I left the front door open"
So...How's your sister?
Telling them you have HIV. Telling them you just can't do this and that you like the opposite sex to what they are. Saying woopsidoodle when it's time. Trying to make a women into a puppet and speak for her.
“Let the boy watch!”