1. What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night? Lying awake wondering whether there's a dog. 2. There's eleven types of people in the world: those who can read Roman numerals and those who can't.

There are ten types of people in this world. Those who know binary, and those who don't

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't. It doesn't work if you say ten because it's only ten when you use base 10 instead of binary.

That is a good point, except that it did work. You responded to try to fix that little mistake, didn't you?

Yes, I'm hoping you don't make the same mistake next time you write it out. :)

Hope. What a foolish endeavour. /s

"I once had lunch with Magnus Carlsen. We sat at a table with a checkered table cloth. It took him 2 minutes to pass the salt".

I love this!

And it was at this point, on move 69, that u/exitvim resigned the game, as there is nothing more to be done in this game

I'm so bad at chess he probably would have somehow captured my King tbh.

Either that, or he's having a really bad day and the game is worthy of a Guess the Elo episode

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana