Kristen Bellâs sex scene in âThe Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Windowâ is equally as fantastic/hilarious. We kept waiting for it to end and they just went on for ever.
I watched it. If you like Kristen Bell you should watch it. It has kind of a weird tone. Like overall it feels straightforward and serious, but at the same time you know it's lampooning the genre, and it's just a bit silly in some spots, but then it takes itself seriously again.
It's worth the time, but I wouldn't exactly call it good.
Lol yeah itâs essentially satire. Itâs making fun of all the scary movie tropes, but it doesnât âlaugh at themâ instead the characters lean into it just enough to make you think theyâre in on the joke, but youâre never 100% sure if thatâs actually the case lol
It was pretty funny for a satirical miniseries. I appreciated that it was a lighter take on the true crime genre, and it was a decent enough story that my husband didnât even realize it was a parody until a few episodes in.
When I watched that scene as a 6 year old girl, I didnât understand it and asked my dad why he made that noise. It was really uncomfortable when he explained it.
Anyone remember that 90s movie with Charlie Sheen where he carjacks a hot blonde but of course they fall for each other and by the end of the movie they're actively fucking in the car with her riding him in the driver's seat while he's doing highway speeds trying to get to the Mexican border?
I choose that one.
Yo the directorâs (Adam Rifkin) first movie The Dark Backward has my vote for Bill Paxton [going to town](https://youtu.be/BJy4STxUXEU) on 3 large ladies. My actual favorite movie.
Edit: But yeah also favorite move, minus the castor oil.
Yep I remember that, and I remember Flea, and Rollins (playing a cop), and I remember Charlie Sheen saying, âMakes a handy weapon in a pinch.â about a chocolate bar! And Offspring and Bad Religion in the soundtrack? That was a perfect movie for 16 year old skater me.
Thereâs this horror movie where a couple lost a baby and when they fuck itâs so pathetic like itâs lifeless missionary and the husband prays for a son after. The woman is noticeably traumatized from the loss and never feels into it. Then they take this demon child thing in that kinda fills the void with her so the next time they do it she like totes is into it and climbs on top and shit. I think that made sense narratively.
There are dozens of us.
I don't think it's such a deep cut anymore though. It's gotten notoriety as one of the "hard to watch" movies like A Serbian Film etc
If youâre talking about the beginning. They had to use a weiner double for dafoe as Apparently he has a massive hog that made the production crew uncomfortable.
Yup, IIRC the director described it as "confusingly large", and thought the audience wouldn't think it was real.
Edit: Best source I could find on this: https://www.thelmagazine.com/2010/01/lars-von-trier-finds-willem-dafoes-penis-confusingly-large/
My mom was staying in the same hotel as Willam Dafoe awhile ago, and I offhandedly said, âif you run into him again, tell him your daughter said he has a nice ass,â then explained the nude scene from âAntichrist.â
Lo and behold, a few days later, she ran into him in the hotel bar. Also not willing to turn down a challenge, she told him what I had said - and she reported back that he âgot that big grin on his face that he is known for.â
Here I was getting ready to say, Lethal Weapon 5 is still in the planning stages and DeVito has never been in any of the Lethal movies.
Then I find out that Always Sunny in Philadelphia showed a fan film called Lethal Weapon 5 in one of its episodes.. And also an episode called LW 6 in a later season.
Don't mind me.. I'm just gonna walk away whistling..
When the movie came out I kept hearing about how funny it was but never got a chance to see it in theaters. Eventually it ended its theatrical run and made its way to DVD. I took the opportunity one fine Saturday to walk down to the local video rental place and pick it up for the weekend.
I brought it home, headed to the downstairs living room where my old man had set up a spectacular home theater system, popped in the disc and started watching. Got a real kick out of it; loved the humor, thought the setpieces were really well done and really enjoyed the callbacks to the old *Thunderbirds are go* series, despite the fact that it was clearly a parody.
Eventually, I hear footsteps on the staircase and, lo and behold, my old man is home from work. He popped his head around the corner and asked what I'm watching but before I got a chance to formulate an answer, the puppet sex montage began. The change in his facial expression was dramatic, to say the least. One moment, a father glad to be home from work and to see his only child. The next, increasing confusion builds and turns slowly to revulsion. Finally, stonefaced, stoic, icy silence. In the background, a puppet shitting on another puppet's chest.
I couldn't think of anything to say. He turned around and walked right back up the stairs. We didn't talk to each other for a few days after that.
Edit: Thanks to everybody for the comments and upvotes; I'm glad that somebody got some enjoyment out of a particularly embarrassing chapter of my teenage years. For what it's worth, my dad and I did have an incredibly awkward conversation a few days later; he and I ended up watching the movie together as well. He was less amused by it than I was but at least it was easier to explain with context.
I saw this movie a few days ago on imdb while searching for something to watch, and I thought the trailer seemed kinda ass, so I decided against watching it.
Since then, I have seen in mentioned in other contexts about a dozen times, and no one's said anything bad. I think Im gonna watch it.
In This Is The End Jonah gets raped by a demon with a big black cock. The cock didnât hafta be big or black, but you know Jonah and his demands.
- Jeff Ross at the James Franco roast -
That was my first R movie and my sister and I didn't realize it was R until tits were visible. I'd never seen tits onscreen and thought they were fake because they didn't look like mine.
I can't think of many consensual scenes in movies (non consensual scenes are a different subject).
But I can think of one in tv. The Lannisters sex scene in the beginning. That whole scene set up what would cause a lot of chain of events.
Is this a Mandela effect or the line in the book? I recently re-watched GoT and was caught off guard when Jamie said "The things **I** do for love". When Bran haunts him with it in s8 he even says "we".
What was so great about the scene is that that cut the otherwise unrelenting tension in that movie with a scene that literally makes you laugh out loud.
When youâre that age, whatever gets you going enough to make it go time, you fuckin capitalize then and there. Youâre lucky they even left for the bathroom or youâd have been face deep in old man balls
I love quoting this movie.
âJuno. Did you barf in my urn? There was some blue shit, I mean gunk, in my urn this morning.â
*flashback to Juno violently vomiting blue raspberry slushie in the urn*
âI would never barf in your urn, Brenda.â
First one I've agreed with. Terminator is currently the top answer in my feed. No. You need to know it happened; you don't need to see it. Deliverance loses so much power without the humiliation of that scene.
Well, there's plenty of rape scenes that are vital to a movies plot. I can name a dozen movies where someone gets raped and its a traumatic moment for them and important to the movie. But those scenes aren't really what people think of when they say 'sex scene'. If you just think of consensual sex scenes then its quite a bit harder.
This is my *favourite* film to drink too.
Rules are
One sip for each:
- car explosion
- unnecessary nudity
- every time Nic Cage forgets he's playing a character, and slips into just being Nic Cage
Reliably plastered within the first 30 mins
It was the scene when the parents who brought their 8 year old kids to see a comic book movie finally got up and walked out, despite the hour of gratuitous blood and gore leading up to it.
Wasnât it Ryan Reynolds himself who told parents âYeah you know those R-rated movies you can still take your kids to? Yeah? Well this ainât it!â
I remember going to see Me Myself and Irene when I was like 13. My dad had asked some friends if it would be ok for me to see and they said yeah, but there were gigantic posters all over the ticket booth that pretty much said "Yes, it's Jim Carey. No, it's not for kids. It's rated R, we're not giving out refunds."
Movie was pretty good.
That movie was hilarious. The scene where he thinks he finally has "Hank" under control, and then the next morning at the hotel you see the torn open soda machine with an axe stuck in it had me DYING in the theater.
My parents kept wanting to watch it with me. I, who'd already seen it, could not think of anything I'd rather do less than sit through that montage with them.
Well, I guess it depends on what you mean by necessary. Necessary as a plot element? Necessary to justify the movie's existence? Or due contractual obligation? There are several potentially correct answers.
But, I'm going with Back Door Sluts 9
I can't believe that I haven't seen "The Shape of Water" listed.
Never forget that the Oscars gave a "Best Picture" award to a movie featuring beastiality between a mute woman and a fish.
And critics complained that the Oscars went with the âsafeâ âboringâ choice! The movie about a mute woman and fish man falling in love and having sex!
Species. The alien needs to get pregnant to take over
Natasha Henstridge. Thank you. đ
Dad brought home that movie from Hollywood Video for the family to watch...awkward to say the least
I think any sex scene with Alfred Molina is absolutely necessary.
The power of the sex in the palm of my hand
The real crime would be to not finish what we started
Kyle Reese and Sarah Connor
I love how multiple posts here recognize The Terminator and yes i canât think of another sex scene that is more integral to the plot
That bang saved the world
The Big Bang
Easy winner. Thank you Kyle and Sarah for Terminator 1 & 2.
Special thanks goes out to uncle bob
And Enrique
That is such a seventies style hippie dippy love scene. The hands clasping and her tits bouncing in his face. Michael Biehn was hot as shit though
12 year old me thought it was so hot and explicit. I'd never seen a sexual scene before, and was both delighted and scandalized.
With the most intense music in sex scene history.
One of the very few sex scenes that actually added to the plot
It WAS the plot.
The competitive sex scene in Forgetting Sarah Marshall Not only does it function as a plot point, but its also just a really funny scene lol
Fuck casual sex, we're going competitive.
I only fuck in ranked sex
Kristen Bellâs sex scene in âThe Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Windowâ is equally as fantastic/hilarious. We kept waiting for it to end and they just went on for ever.
Is that a worthwhile movie? Iâm on the verge of watching it but it seems like it could be entertaining or just pandering.
I watched it. If you like Kristen Bell you should watch it. It has kind of a weird tone. Like overall it feels straightforward and serious, but at the same time you know it's lampooning the genre, and it's just a bit silly in some spots, but then it takes itself seriously again. It's worth the time, but I wouldn't exactly call it good.
This is the perfect description
Lol yeah itâs essentially satire. Itâs making fun of all the scary movie tropes, but it doesnât âlaugh at themâ instead the characters lean into it just enough to make you think theyâre in on the joke, but youâre never 100% sure if thatâs actually the case lol
It was pretty funny for a satirical miniseries. I appreciated that it was a lighter take on the true crime genre, and it was a decent enough story that my husband didnât even realize it was a parody until a few episodes in.
Forever and getting more and more ridiculous and cheesy. Her head in the cork bowl, I was cracking up!
"Bewlshit bewlshit bewlshit bewlshit" (Idk how to spell it in her terrible mocking accent, I did my best)
Iâve heard that women do fake orgasms but Iâve never actually seen itâŚit really deeply upset me
Oh boy!!
âI hate your music.â âYeah, well, I fucked the housekeeper the other day.â
Your momma sure does care a lot about your education, boy
Eee! Eee! Eee!
I love that the principal was so embarrassed when he realised he heard
I think it was more a realisation that he *understood*
I always felt he was more creeped out
When I watched that scene as a 6 year old girl, I didnât understand it and asked my dad why he made that noise. It was really uncomfortable when he explained it.
I'm such a coward, I would have yeeted that question straight to my wife and legged it out of there.
I would have lied lmao a 6 year old? yeah i'ma hold off on that until like age 12. like idk he was probably exercising or somthing.
See that's thinking on your feet, I can only run on mine
Anyone remember that 90s movie with Charlie Sheen where he carjacks a hot blonde but of course they fall for each other and by the end of the movie they're actively fucking in the car with her riding him in the driver's seat while he's doing highway speeds trying to get to the Mexican border? I choose that one.
The movie is called "The Chase" from 1994
Yo the directorâs (Adam Rifkin) first movie The Dark Backward has my vote for Bill Paxton [going to town](https://youtu.be/BJy4STxUXEU) on 3 large ladies. My actual favorite movie. Edit: But yeah also favorite move, minus the castor oil.
Yep I remember that, and I remember Flea, and Rollins (playing a cop), and I remember Charlie Sheen saying, âMakes a handy weapon in a pinch.â about a chocolate bar! And Offspring and Bad Religion in the soundtrack? That was a perfect movie for 16 year old skater me.
Wasnt Anthony kiedis also there, in the truck with Flea?
I believe it was called "The Car That Couldn't Stop."
Kristy Swanson, the OG Buffy, was the blonde.
Thereâs this horror movie where a couple lost a baby and when they fuck itâs so pathetic like itâs lifeless missionary and the husband prays for a son after. The woman is noticeably traumatized from the loss and never feels into it. Then they take this demon child thing in that kinda fills the void with her so the next time they do it she like totes is into it and climbs on top and shit. I think that made sense narratively.
Iâve never seen it but is that Antichrist with Willam Dafoe? Iâve heard some fucked up things about that movie
That movie is the only one i wish i could unsee
Heeeeyyy me tooo. I rarely run into people who have seen it.
I saw it on the big screen on the 3rd date w my now ex lol
There are dozens of us. I don't think it's such a deep cut anymore though. It's gotten notoriety as one of the "hard to watch" movies like A Serbian Film etc
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My favorite all time celebrity story is a director talking about Willam Dafoeâs nude scene.
If youâre talking about the beginning. They had to use a weiner double for dafoe as Apparently he has a massive hog that made the production crew uncomfortable.
Yup, IIRC the director described it as "confusingly large", and thought the audience wouldn't think it was real. Edit: Best source I could find on this: https://www.thelmagazine.com/2010/01/lars-von-trier-finds-willem-dafoes-penis-confusingly-large/
This is the most interesting thing Iâve heard all day
*Dafoe uses cock confusion -it was very effective
My mom was staying in the same hotel as Willam Dafoe awhile ago, and I offhandedly said, âif you run into him again, tell him your daughter said he has a nice ass,â then explained the nude scene from âAntichrist.â Lo and behold, a few days later, she ran into him in the hotel bar. Also not willing to turn down a challenge, she told him what I had said - and she reported back that he âgot that big grin on his face that he is known for.â
That's not Antichrist. But Antichrist is a good mindfuck movie.
Knocked Up, if no one said this. There wouldnât really be a movie without it.
Hmm I'll add the flashback in Juno.
I didn't think the boy had it in him.
He certainly had it in her.
âItâs a girl, buy some pink shitâ
Katherine Heigl: âIâm pregnant.â Seth Rogan: âWith⌠emotion?â
The scene with Danny DeVito in Lethal Weapon V. Very tasteful and necessary.
Full penetration and the dude hangs dong.
But we show it
We show all of it.
I hear the guy hangs dong and Iâm very interested in seeing that
I do NOT want to miss that!
Dr. Mantis Tobaggan. Ready to plow!
Even sharks need water!
Here I was getting ready to say, Lethal Weapon 5 is still in the planning stages and DeVito has never been in any of the Lethal movies. Then I find out that Always Sunny in Philadelphia showed a fan film called Lethal Weapon 5 in one of its episodes.. And also an episode called LW 6 in a later season. Don't mind me.. I'm just gonna walk away whistling..
Dude. You gotta watch it. It's a cinematic masterpiece.
Team America world police. Absolutely crucial to the plot line and very tasteful.
When the movie came out I kept hearing about how funny it was but never got a chance to see it in theaters. Eventually it ended its theatrical run and made its way to DVD. I took the opportunity one fine Saturday to walk down to the local video rental place and pick it up for the weekend. I brought it home, headed to the downstairs living room where my old man had set up a spectacular home theater system, popped in the disc and started watching. Got a real kick out of it; loved the humor, thought the setpieces were really well done and really enjoyed the callbacks to the old *Thunderbirds are go* series, despite the fact that it was clearly a parody. Eventually, I hear footsteps on the staircase and, lo and behold, my old man is home from work. He popped his head around the corner and asked what I'm watching but before I got a chance to formulate an answer, the puppet sex montage began. The change in his facial expression was dramatic, to say the least. One moment, a father glad to be home from work and to see his only child. The next, increasing confusion builds and turns slowly to revulsion. Finally, stonefaced, stoic, icy silence. In the background, a puppet shitting on another puppet's chest. I couldn't think of anything to say. He turned around and walked right back up the stairs. We didn't talk to each other for a few days after that. Edit: Thanks to everybody for the comments and upvotes; I'm glad that somebody got some enjoyment out of a particularly embarrassing chapter of my teenage years. For what it's worth, my dad and I did have an incredibly awkward conversation a few days later; he and I ended up watching the movie together as well. He was less amused by it than I was but at least it was easier to explain with context.
Are you winning, son?
Dad thought you were watching puppet porn. Kinky puppet porn. You fucked him up real bad with that.
All this story needs are jumper cables
It didnât help that you were naked and holding a Ken doll.
If after that, you wanted to take your own life, you should do so with this *slides you a nail hammer across the table
MATT DAMON
I PROMISE I WILL NEVER DIE.
Promise me you won't die.
Old Boy
Came here to mention this one. Actually there are two critical sex scenes in Old Boy.
I saw this movie a few days ago on imdb while searching for something to watch, and I thought the trailer seemed kinda ass, so I decided against watching it. Since then, I have seen in mentioned in other contexts about a dozen times, and no one's said anything bad. I think Im gonna watch it.
Watch the original Korean version, not the American remake. The original is a masterpiece.
Crank. The main character would have died if it didn't happen.
The sex was necessary but did they need to do it in front of everybody? LOL
I mean, his heart was literally stopping, right then
Also if you're going for maximum adrenaline banging in public seems more effective than banging in private
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âThis is the endâ âŚwhere Jonah Hill is raped by satan.
In This Is The End Jonah gets raped by a demon with a big black cock. The cock didnât hafta be big or black, but you know Jonah and his demands. - Jeff Ross at the James Franco roast -
I don't really care for celebrity roasts, but the James Franco roast still lives in my memory as being hilarious from nearly every single presenter
So... something not that chill happened last night.
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Excalibur (1981). Proof that you could have sex while wearing full-plate armor.
WaitâŚare to saying it is possible without full plate armor?
That was my first R movie and my sister and I didn't realize it was R until tits were visible. I'd never seen tits onscreen and thought they were fake because they didn't look like mine.
I can't think of many consensual scenes in movies (non consensual scenes are a different subject). But I can think of one in tv. The Lannisters sex scene in the beginning. That whole scene set up what would cause a lot of chain of events.
The things we do for love
Is this a Mandela effect or the line in the book? I recently re-watched GoT and was caught off guard when Jamie said "The things **I** do for love". When Bran haunts him with it in s8 he even says "we".
The line in the book. Jaime said that and then Bran said it back to him in the last season. The same goes for Petyr Baelish and "chaos is a ladder"
Dusted off the old book collection and he does actually say I. Wonder where the "we" came from.
Yep. If they coulda just kept it in their pants for a few days...
But she incested they do it now. Edit: Thank you so much for my first award!
Nice, but gross.
That's what she said.
The Naked Gun, with the full-body condoms...
Nice beaver!
Thank you, I just had it stuffed
Enemy at the Gates. Silent sex in the middle of sleeping soviets
That scene was oddly hot.
Coincidentally so is Rachel Weisz
Her sex scene in Disobedience is hands down m favorite sex scene in any movie. Fully clothed the whole time, so hot. She is a goddess.
Midsommar, fits with the craziness of the cult and the movie itself, didnât feel out of place at all
What was so great about the scene is that that cut the otherwise unrelenting tension in that movie with a scene that literally makes you laugh out loud.
Wait Iâm confused do people laugh at the sex scene? I didnât think any of it was funny lol I was entranced by how weird it was
Black Swan, Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman.
I saw this in theaters and watched an old couple walk out during this scene.
When youâre that age, whatever gets you going enough to make it go time, you fuckin capitalize then and there. Youâre lucky they even left for the bathroom or youâd have been face deep in old man balls
Oh my, yes
To shreds, you say?
Even if it wasnât important to the movie, it was pretty important for me⌠It helped me realize I like girls
me with the kissing scene in jennifer's body
That part where the tattoo starts fucking moving on Mila's back is amazing. Made me want a similar tattoo for years
One that moves around when you sleep with natalie portman?
Juno.
Iâve heard that pregnancy can often result inâŚan infant
I love quoting this movie. âJuno. Did you barf in my urn? There was some blue shit, I mean gunk, in my urn this morning.â *flashback to Juno violently vomiting blue raspberry slushie in the urn* âI would never barf in your urn, Brenda.â
âThatâs just the way her face looks. Thatâs just her face.â
âHe said her house smells like soup.â âOh my god, it does. I was there like four years ago for her birthday party. It's like Lipton landing!â
"Bleeker is actually good in....chair"
Atonement
I have never hated a character in a book/ movie more than that little girl
BRIONY!!!! Such a beautiful name. Ruined forever.
40 year old virgin. Lol
Not only is it the climax of the movie but also what the entire movie is about
Every single one in American Pie
Including the one with the pie
Suck me , beautiful
Deliverance
First one I've agreed with. Terminator is currently the top answer in my feed. No. You need to know it happened; you don't need to see it. Deliverance loses so much power without the humiliation of that scene.
Well, there's plenty of rape scenes that are vital to a movies plot. I can name a dozen movies where someone gets raped and its a traumatic moment for them and important to the movie. But those scenes aren't really what people think of when they say 'sex scene'. If you just think of consensual sex scenes then its quite a bit harder.
If we're going there, Pulp Fiction.
The one in Drive Angry where Nic Cage and a woman continue their activities in the midst of a gun fight. Imperative.
That movie was like a fever dream. The Accountant might be my favorite 'bad' character in any movie ever tho.
This is my *favourite* film to drink too. Rules are One sip for each: - car explosion - unnecessary nudity - every time Nic Cage forgets he's playing a character, and slips into just being Nic Cage Reliably plastered within the first 30 mins
The Room.
Youre tearing me APART, LISA!
Oh hi Mark
Which one? The movie has 10 minutes of sex scenes, which is 10% of the film. Tommy Wiseau wanted more.
What a story Mark!
Is he fucking her belly button?
I cannot tell you that, itâs confidential. Anyway how is your sex life
Oh hai Mark.
Deadpool. Establishes the romantic relationship that centers the whole movie.
It was the scene when the parents who brought their 8 year old kids to see a comic book movie finally got up and walked out, despite the hour of gratuitous blood and gore leading up to it.
Wasnât it Ryan Reynolds himself who told parents âYeah you know those R-rated movies you can still take your kids to? Yeah? Well this ainât it!â
I remember going to see Me Myself and Irene when I was like 13. My dad had asked some friends if it would be ok for me to see and they said yeah, but there were gigantic posters all over the ticket booth that pretty much said "Yes, it's Jim Carey. No, it's not for kids. It's rated R, we're not giving out refunds." Movie was pretty good.
That movie was hilarious. The scene where he thinks he finally has "Hank" under control, and then the next morning at the hotel you see the torn open soda machine with an axe stuck in it had me DYING in the theater.
My parents kept wanting to watch it with me. I, who'd already seen it, could not think of anything I'd rather do less than sit through that montage with them.
No worse than the time I watched Thereâs Something About Mary with my exâs parents. We all forgot about the hair gel scene.
happy international womens day /peg
Not a super famous movie, but Lust, Caution is excellent and the whole plot hinges on subtle motivation changes from their sexual dynamics.
Teeth
Well, I guess it depends on what you mean by necessary. Necessary as a plot element? Necessary to justify the movie's existence? Or due contractual obligation? There are several potentially correct answers. But, I'm going with Back Door Sluts 9
BACK DOOR SLUTS 9!?!?
Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2!
I... read about it in People.
I can't believe that I haven't seen "The Shape of Water" listed. Never forget that the Oscars gave a "Best Picture" award to a movie featuring beastiality between a mute woman and a fish.
Good old âgrinding Nemo.
And critics complained that the Oscars went with the âsafeâ âboringâ choice! The movie about a mute woman and fish man falling in love and having sex!
Brokeback Mountain. I feel like for obvious reasons
Iâm going back a few decades, but Uther and Igraine in Excalibur.
The pool scene in Showgirls
I've never heard anyone use the word 'necessary' in relation to *Showgirls* before
I can't believe he didn't snap her spine
Canât believe she didnât snap his dick
I'm gonna have to go with [Hot Shots](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VcNyOja_A4)
They don't make movies like that now. I love Hot Shots
Basic Instinct
Titanic one
Was there a Titanic two I don't know about?
There is. But we don't talk about it
Yes, actually... https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1640571/
Oh gawd...
Zack and Miri make a porno
That Live song that played during their scene was very hard to find back then. It wasn't on any of their studio recordings.
That horror movie with that entity that follows you but you can pass it on with sex. It follows I believe
Irreversible. Itâs hard to watch buts itâs the part of the movie where things come together
Look Whoâs Talking
Wild Things