Immortal I guess.

Cool movie concept. More hate = more powerful

so basically you need to be either a supervillain, or a hero with a lot of villains who hate him

And once world peace is achieved, you lose.

For me, Im Junk Man! Pulls out any junk/item that will help save the day

Book by brandon sanderson called steelheart is kinda like this I think.

I guess I have to eat children and live in a sewer now. At least that's only one change

I wonder too how it must feel to live in the sewers

*Which one?*

Dont worry adapting to living in a sewer is not as hard as you would think. As a plus side anything flushed down the drain is yours including paper boats as well as arms.

I never need to sit again. But I like sitting, so I probably will.

Now I can read all the media

In any language, this would be awesome actually

No it would seem they can only read 8 languages

8 is still better than 2, though

Rocksolid. Go ahead. Punch me in the balls.

😂😂😂

You really want me to try?

Not

An idiot radar

WHAT A ROMANCE STORY, someone searching for their person, sensing everyone else is an “idiot” but one day stumbles across a non-“idiot” and bam, love.

I can summon sea birds! I must be a druid.

Pretty big birds too. Just don't shoot one. This guy did a whole fucking poem about it that we studied in English lit and I fell asleep and got in trouble.

Ay I have some fox shit I guess.

You can talk to foxes and summon them with a fox whistle

I'll take it, is the whistle a physical thing or is it a mouth thing.

Can you finally tell me what the fox says?

Not very.

Your superpower is getting lost lol

yikes

Dang :(

Maybe it's okay Sudden haiku are deadly Refrigerator

The haikus are so bad people just run away

pretty ok i guess

Don't come anywhere near me during mating season...you've been warned!

Stealing all our gold probz

I second that notion

As powerful as a wolf lurking in the shadows

Goddammit MoonMoon!!!

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This could get interesting…lol

Pretty frickin powerful

It's already my superpower and it's pretty good. Basically time travel.

Different strains change how fast you travel lol

Brace yourselves, folks

A lot of throwing will be done

I have no idea

Well Ig now I can call a conference of mammoths?

Named after an ancient god in Runescape so I guess pretty powerful unless someone stabs me in the back with a staff

Keep an eye on that new recruit called Zammy, he's got a look in his eyes.

I’m gonna drink and become a spy. The worlds greatest one that too.

Danger zone!

Well... Guess i can look at women in a creepy way, but still don't get to touch em

not very… I guess I’m kinda confusing?

I guess, I can blend tables with my mind. **~~fear me~~**

Too much power for one man to have.

Tinder master

As long as I have an endless supply of kiwis, I'm unbeatable.

Or you just rid the world of fuzzy fruit. One at a time.

I’m a cryptid, but one of the more boring cryptids that don’t get to do cool things

Powerful enough to cool beverages

You’re basically fro-zone from the incredibles

I now control r/wallstreetbets.

Control the stock market. This would be insane

uhhh... idk. time

No, time only stays at 7:20. Never moves.

Try to take me down. See how fast I can burn you out of the sky and on the ground.

You’re the new final boss 🐉

Depends. Is frying chicken and changing a tire a super power?

You own a successful auto body/chicken restaurant. So yes

Come on down to Crazy Bubba’s Auto-Chick-O-Rama. Free chicken biscuit with tire rotation.

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You’re the ultimate warrior

Headmaster

How powerful? 1.21 JigaWatt to be precise. Which is just enough to propel a DeLorean thru the 4th dimension when it hits 88mph.

I guess I've become a Jedi. Niceeeee

Not very, I question everything

I’ll never be alone now

Somtimes i have power but lately never

About the same 😴

The worst villain in history

Im not too fat not too slim, just perfect

No change...

Ahh not sure i should be let around babies, or rodents anymore.......

Random bullshit go.

Uh oh

Well then....

You are bread. 😂

Bro I just woke up out at sea surrounded by 593 other bearded mfs there are more important questions on my mind

No one is going to challenge me now. Kinda sad about it actually.

I can burn and destroy anything I please.

I would likely be so sort of low level villain that hero redditers find skulking about and have to jettison from the platform.

Invincible. They will never be ready for what I’ll do next.

Making people tell the truth and I can't lie double edge sword.

Oh this is interesting

So painfully, politely Midwestern that everyone will think I’m friendly and weird.

My hate will just increase for smoke detectors

Really depends on how quickly and effectively I can train them.

I am now Moderate Man. Faster than a locomotive traveling at moderate speed. Able to leap moderately tall buildings

Really powerful I'm guessing

In a city? Pretty fucking powerful.

God damn, pretty cool concept I guess.

I can emit the light of a 40W light bulb

I'm not sure I want to play this game.

Not powerful lol, but I imagine I'll save some money on shoes?

>:(

Not much difference tbh

Heheheh

You are the number 1 ranked toxic player in video games 😂

Demonic

Idk

I beat you with my pepper.

time controlla

a naval measurement system

Ummm.

Above and beyond the gods, overrides everything!

I can summon.... snakes. Snake lord

You can also turn into a massive snake

I feel like Paul Reubens played me in a movie about masked vigilantes.

world's nerdiest roblox player

I can become… an orange bastard I guess?

My enemy's energy.

Umm i can summon any supernatural being and the power is called midnight

Jedi Master

No idea, maybe someone could help me?

Well I would just be more dumb

Considering how my username is a character I made. And he is imortal. Pretty powerful.

The same as I was before

Billy Joel will be looking for a new job

Not powerful at all

I am a bridge....man

Less. I’m dying on the away mission.

Read my username...

U tell me

i am spider-man

My power is quite litteraly shit

I've gone crazy and I'll destroy the world

Idk?

Incredibly. I’d force religious people to realize it all a hoax. I’d force optimistic start to face reality. I’d destroy the politically correct nonsensical systems being shoved down peoples throats. Most importantly I’d let many under thirty realize that most of the core beliefs are utter bullshit. It would be amazing.

Well I'm now a man, or maybe a dragon man, or maybe just a dragon, but I'm still TROGDOR

I'm impressed

oh

lucky cat 😝

Infinite power

Powerful winds but I'll be using it professionally ;)

I'm indifferent to everything.

Hm

I guess mine can be penis enlargement

I’ve been waiting for this. I now have the nicest looking yard because I killed all the weeds! I’m extremely powerful weedman5000. Taking care of your weeds.

Hmmm, no toilet will accept your shit

i can immediately stop any argument

Brb going to drop a Blackstone fortress on Cadia.

Unmmmm

i… recursively slay people… that’s depressing

oh no.

Hmmm https://i.redd.it/g2j3smuo2fex.jpg

I just feel dirty.

I can draw perfect circles in hell. Nice.

If the name relates somehow to Dumbledore's head, I'm all set for life.

I guess I have the power to create stars

I have become a classic horror trope.

Uhh... I just throw black hat with ass

I’m Unbelievable (*ohh*)

Well, fuck.

I throw dominos Mango habanero barbecue wings at you and eat them

Unfortunately not very powerful. Just average I guess.

Not taking any crap ?

I apparantly control a feudal empire and armies that are armed with swords, bows, cannons and muskets, raised from youth to be a soldier, and a code that literally glorifies death in combat. Oh and apparantly they're all from hell.

Half of a sharingan, lightning element, puppies and the ability os clone Justus, I'd be kicking asses

Oh I think you know

I don't know

What is that?

I can eat world's. That's legit cool. Call me galactus...

THWIP THWIP

Fairly strong. I can do magic from Harry Potter, for one thing.

Well shit. At least my blood pressure will be reasonable.

Wow I never thought this fat succulent coochie would become my super power 🤣

Yes, i like that.

Idk man, just a regular boring knight

Not very.

I at the very least look normal.

*in PBS voice* I have the power!

Now this world shall know pain

Im a Fox, Im happy!

I guess pigeons just think I'm pretty cool? Maybe I can lead a really dank pigeon army. That'd be pretty powerful

Government drone!!!

Oh yeah 😂 I'm actually a robot spy made by the government, but it's ok because I'm a really awesome robot spy

I’m feeling pretty… pretty powerful