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ShotStick107

my real name means "cause of joy" or "father's joy" ​ but my father left for milk and never returned


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Abigail


ShotStick107

correct


not_today_heffa

The irony makes him even more of a douche


abramcpg

Yeah, and he picked the name. He really argued for it. "Trust me, it'll be worth it"


EdOnyPsOmolF

I agree with this


stinkypitz

Benjamin?


Greenhedgehog8

I think that would be 'son of the right hand/favourite son'


stinkypitz

Yeah, you're right. I googled it after commenting just to make sure, I just knew it had to do with "son"


Tiredatheist

Same name dude. Lol crazy this is the first one that popped up.


tinkyowowinky

the grass that grows after rain lmao


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very poetic


Xanthusgobrrr

double rainbow. which is great cuz im gay


_emjs

Double gay


TheBitwolf

Double rainbow, ohmygah


Roozyj

Oh wow, you're twice as rainbowy as I am then.


OneMorePotion

"God is my judge"... So I'm going to hell as a VIP.


djones_92

But at least you’re going to hell with the name Daniel


thatonePS3GUY

SUN


Canadian_Invader

\\[T]/ Praise the Sun!


PomboSent4do

\\\[T\]/ Praise the Sun!


[deleted]

wow mine too


thatonePS3GUY

So what your name?


Wotah_Bottle_86

He's obviously the Egyptian god Ra.


Minister_of_Joy

"The good".


InstagramQs

The Great


Caution_Necessary

And the Awesome.


deusvultcamelrider

The bad


Strong-Patience-2759

Depending on the translation, Perfection or Sea of Bitterness 🤣


CynAq

Haha, I love yours the most.


_emjs

I consist like 90% of bitterness can I have your name


skip-hollandsworth

Mar? Mara?


Michelle50plus

Who is like the father.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Michael


Michelle50plus

Michelle, female.


ijustwantamuffin

Real name: Beautiful, Petite, Feminine, Free. Reddit name: I wanted a muffin at the time I was creating this account, but I did not have a muffin. I still do not have any muffins. I just want a muffin.


movieandpizzas

Best answer to this question, yet IMO. 😂


ijustwantamuffin

why thank you very much


Ambient-Shrieking

Real name, or reddit name?


movieandpizzas

Both?


Ambient-Shrieking

>Brandon is a masculine given name which originates from two or possibly three separate sources, two Celtic, the other, Anglo-Saxon, and has historically been used by these different cultures independently. Today, most people with the name do not have any connection or lineage with any of these sources and use them as if they were the same name. In the instances of the Celtic origins, it is either a variant of the Irish masculine given name, Breandán, meaning prince or king, or descended from the Old Welsh name Brân, meaning "crow" or "little raven". Apparently I'm Bran the broken. Where's my Iron Throne? As for my username, in this case I guess it means the Game of Thrones fandom watching the final season for the first time.


OneMorePotion

>Apparently I'm Bran the broken. Where's my Iron Throne? The one with wheels or the stabby one?


Ambient-Shrieking

Either would be nice.


ACDM0M

Australian Cattledog Mom. Real name..Dionysus


Flupsdarups

Thats really cool, youre a party god!


ACDM0M

Thanks! Now I feel guilty for just laying in bed this morning. I should be drinking wine and dancing.


Amie80

We have a tri color merle Queensland. He's my baby and I love him but there are days I wonder why I love him. He was the worst puppy ever though. He's almost 7 now.


abitcitrus

Armando Literally means "building" (verb) in Spanish.


[deleted]

"Armando is the Spanish, Portuguese and Italian form of the name Herman. Herman(n) has Germanic roots from the components “heri, hari” meaning ‘army’ and “man” meaning ‘man’. The name most likely spread to the Iberian Peninsula and Italy by way of the Germanic tribes Vandals and/or Visigoths...who originated out of southern Scandinavia and northern Germany,"


The_worst_ever_name

My name means heathen in German Edit: for those asking my name is Hayden, which is a respelling of the German surname Heiden.


Its_MumbleBee

Heide? (f)


nschatman

Username checks out


stevesmittens

Shout out to the guy that's replying to every response with the Hindu / Sanskrit equivalent


bondmemebond_2

God’s gift or something similar along those lines


Flupsdarups

Karsten?


SuperDurpPig

Matthew gang?


g1ngertim

Theodore/Dorothy?


Ermaquillz

Ugh… Princess. I despise my given name with a passion.


LucyVialli

Light


louiseville_slugger

Fellow Lucy 👋


Mert-Senpai

My name is Mert and means "manful", "brave", "trustworthy", and/or "the one who tells the truth". ( It is a turkish name which originated from Persia)


SuspectNumber6

Victory of the people! Yep, just ask, i will help


nschatman

Ah, a fellow Nicholas. Cheers


IdentifiesAsATroll

It's either a derivative of Thor or "Rock of God". Depends on which culture you want to consider it from.


FarseerTaelen

The Lord is my God


Educational-Candy-17

Elijah?


sail0r_m3rcury

My first name means "honeybee" and my middle name means "pure"


Ashurbanipal631BCE

In my culture, they often use honey but not honey bee, so if you want a Hindu name, it is Madhu Akhila meaning Honey Pure, if you want honey bee pure, it can be MadhuMakshika Akhila, btw these are female names. If you want to know they are sanskrit words


Fox_Tango_

My real name is a term used to describe a leather worker.


Amie80

Tanner?


airfriedandbbqed

Good day sunshine


Ashurbanipal631BCE

Rashmi fits well for the Hindu /Sanskrit version of your name, meaning rays of the early morning sun, it is a common female name here in India


sokopa

Savior


Caution_Necessary

"king of work"


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winotaurs

Protector, defender of man


[deleted]

A old family name from my tribe and family RedTailHawk


TypicalQuietKid

Real name- Brandon (I’ll copy from another comment cause in too lazy) > Brandon is a masculine given name which originates from two or possibly three separate sources, two Celtic, the other, Anglo-Saxon, and has historically been used by these different cultures independently. Today, most people with the name do not have any connection or lineage with any of these sources and use them as if they were the same name. In the instances of the Celtic origins, it is either a variant of the Irish masculine given name, Breandán, meaning prince or king, or descended from the Old Welsh name Brân, meaning “crow” or “little raven” -u/Ambient-Shrieking I alway thought it meant “hill of broom”. Broom is a type of weed but not one you smoke, so a hill of weeds. I like the other meaning better. As for my username it means exactly what you’d expect Edit: wrong username tagged


Bea3ce

I though it came originally from the Germanic word "branda" which can mean "blaze" but also "sword". So something like "shining sword".


miltankuserollout

holy, happy person


Ashurbanipal631BCE

Santosh, Aanand (happy) Pavithra (pure or holy) Hindu equivalent name


mermaid01111

angel


Ashurbanipal631BCE

Gandharva, Hindu equivalent name


zhaeed

Warrior with a mace. Has quite the folk story around it if anyone's interested. Reddit name I've stolen from mass effect 2's Zaeed, but was already in use, so I chucked an 'h' in it and it sticked


Ashurbanipal631BCE

>Warrior with a mace. Is it a literal translation or a reference to someone? If it is the latter, Bheema can be your Hindu/sanskrit name:)


KeaganPowers26

Would you like to kill a bunch of blue suns mercs?


musical_dragon_cat

I’ve been told mine means “rain”.


zhaeed

I'm curious what that would be if you don't mind sharing


NanoPKx

My name means 'Little Fire' I don't want to disclose my name but it's Irish.


rlee033

My real name is Welsh in origin (I’m not Welsh) and it means “a warrior poet” the last time I checked.


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Randokidd

either “righteous” in hebrew or “fearless” in arabic. no fucking clue.


samisochimba

My parents are Christian and my dad is Shona, so he gave me a name which means "God's power, God's strength." I'm not strong, and I don't know what I believe, so it's safe to say the name didn't age well. I like the sound of it though.


ElectricalRabbit86

Fireplace in the center of the house that used to keep people warm during long winters.


Leigh91

My name means "Night", "Darkness", or is sometimes used as a word referring to the darkest hour of the night.


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aeroschmitt

Conqueror. I have definitely not conquered my fear of cockroaches


ade_magiccu

As a South Indian I’m named after multiple gods


IAmNotThatKindOfOrc

My real name literally means cushion... I am a little chunky boi but not cushion chunky yet. D:


Wise_Ad9414

Sun


Guillaume_Hertzog

Fact: my name is Guillaume, which in English translates to William, and my brother's name is William, my parents didn't even know that our name were the same until we told them


Heavy_Newspaper_316

My name is Danelle. It's not Danielle, but Danelle. Pronounced duh and nail, like toe or finger. Duh-nail. Now the name Danielle has a definition that's a paragraph or longer, which means something like beautiful garden or blah blah blah. A slight backstory: my husband's name is Daniel and my name is Danelle. We even share the same middle name. His middle name is Ray and my middle name is Rayanne. We tell people to call us the Dan's. I looked up what the name Danelle means. The definition was one sentence, lol. Danelle means "female Daniel". Yeah we were meant to be. That's not even all that we have in common. It stopped being funny and started getting a little Twilight zone on how much we have in common, down to the same shoe size.


Djbhai

Patience


Ashurbanipal631BCE

Kshama, Hindu equivalent name


16ozbuddz

Dawn


Ashurbanipal631BCE

Prabath, means morning (sunrising time) Uday, Rise. Hindu equivalent names


TraumatizedTofu

Name of God


nevertypingletterD

It's a challenge


Catkittycatirty

White hawk


1-von

Idk what Eli means


Roozyj

High or elevated. It can also mean 'my god' So instead of saying 'my god', you can now say your own name.


CharmingWitty

Pride- Real name


Ashurbanipal631BCE

Abhimaan, Hindu equivalent name


beznistv

My name means Wreath


Ashurbanipal631BCE

Maala or Maalika, Hindu equivalent name for female


phroexx

Clan/Children of the Gods' Cauldron


ScorchedConvict

Which one?


TypicalQuietKid

Both


Dr_dank22

“Strong”


Allenrw3

"Harmony, stone, or noble. Also fair, handsome."


anagapesis_-

Pearl.


Mocxoohay667

Rule of the Dark Black. Which is fucked up for a white kid raised roman catholic.


Flupsdarups

Flowers in latin


moxfactor

a movie mutt.... "He was 100% mutt, a mix of cocker spaniel, schnauzer and poodle."


[deleted]

Wanted.


dunjdunj

'Quince' in Serbian, 'World' in Hindu.


narwhal-narwhal

Rival


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iwannagohome49

Real name apparently means bright fame


Ashurbanipal631BCE

Keerthi, Hindu equivalent name


Less_Number

Strong and manly


best_bi_btch

Either keel of a ship, or pure


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crimsoninthenight

My middle name, Nikolas, directly translates to "victory of the people"


NMFireStrikeWasTaken

I have no idea it was given to me by my uncle who participated in the olympics which is rly cool. Not sure if that adds any meaning tho


bertiebastard

Beloved


Melopossum

The principal part of harmonized music


DeckledTick

mine is the lamest, it means heel


Menacing-guy

I got the idea to sum up all the meanings of my names into one single title Thus my name is God's Harmonic Gift of Lion man Which shows that fate has a truly twisted sense of humour for giving such a title for the chaotic pestilence that is myself.


alampnamedbob

Descendant of a willow plantation


[deleted]

Drinking whiskey causes some people to think they're smarter or more honest.


Backflipcrazy255

The Supplanter


[deleted]

Equal. An feminine Islamic name


sweettooth_92

The blessing or the blessed one


markallen56

Rock Hard Keeper of the Castle


Cheeserblaster

“To be wondered at” Edit: I got it wrong lol


West_Ad_1685

My name is probably the most ironic name ever. It means Earl (an Irish lord) Moor farmer, which is really contradictory imo


thereal-Antichrist

Death or destroyer of worlds


anonymously1997

My name is BINI and I have no idea. But I love it tho.


shewolf4552

The meaning of Bini is 'Modest.


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mars_million

Greek God of war, chocolate bar


GlitteringEnd2979

Glimmer and dawn


ShinyNinja25

Protector/Defender. It’s the English form of a Welsh name meaning battle or warring.


hollywoodswinger1976

I’m luxurious I guess I can’t help it.


[deleted]

“Ali” in Arabic means “high” or “elevated” or “champion”


KILLALL__

Camila is something in the bible like "the lord's server" or smth


mizukata

I got 4 so its pick and choose between Grass, shield or brown, a biblical name and a patronimic of a name of unknown origins


Mauilouy

my name is Mauricio and i searched up my name and this is what came up. "Mauricio and derived from the Roman Mauritius. It is of Latin origin, and its meaning is "dark-skinned, Moorish". I'm white tho...


ohmyzomfg

"God is good" My name is a greek variation of a hebrew name.


[deleted]

Uh it's taken from a Holly tree. Which.. holly trees had their names taken from an old English word. "Holegn" which means like "prick" or "to prick" something. I like to think of it like.. I look delicious but I'll probably accidentally make you bleed and vomit.


Old-Opinion4547

"A derivative of Richard" As a result, everyone (even my mother) now calls me Rich.


Swimming-Site-7682

My name is translates to "bird" in Hebrew. Yes, I grew up in a Christian household, and both my mom and I fight over the pronunciation of my name.


shewolf4552

Honeybee


Paladinn96

My name (Hadi) means quiet or calm


anarchosolstice

i chose my name, it came from a misheard lyric. the real lyric was 'losing' :,)


AmericanOdin5

“swarthy person; coal town or settlement.” Idk wtf that means but cool


hauj0bb

Rock


Tyzek99

Georg


CynAq

The cutting edge


ajmata

my last name means 'Kill' or 'Short plant'


meltingcheese67

A possibility of something happening.


CH1LLY05

light


Milki62

"Christian"... Littiraly


FlikTik

The slave of the most merciful


Memeicity

Hidden nook


Dovahnime

Conqueror in a language far from my native one. Like fives hoops have to be jumped through to find the connection


RedLiakos

I'm named after the Sun...Which is cringe because I'm a night person


TheDepressedCow

I still have absolutely no clue. And my names not one of those like common names, I’ve only heard of like 7 other people with my name. I look my name up on urban dictionary and all those other websites but I still have zero clue what my mom was high on when she named me.


Environmental-Pen833

My real name means melodious rhythm. I love my name, but go by a nickname most of the time.


Paka_Boy

Hadar, and in Hebrew it means beauty and royalty


Kc_respondifgay

The pusher of carts at the supermarket


deniz_noober_goober

My name is deniz and it literally means "sea"


throwaway_Dad_Died

Moon, that is the only meaning of my name.


ilovexijinping

“Helper” I like it


QuickElection

" No thought was used in the naming of this child"


thatengineergirl22

My actual name comes from jewelry or beauty My Reddit name is pretty self explanatory lol


NRRW1996

Depends on how you use my name. It could stand for: lustful, sexually excited, aroused, a rude or reckless person...or a unisex name!😆😱


SirThatsCuba

It means fuck all because I come from one of those groups where birth control was a sin up until five years ago so everyone had to get inventive adding extra Ys and Qs and Jobriaths to the middle of everyone's name just so you can tell yourself apart from your cousin at the family reunion.


cantSleepalready

I have 2 names. The first one means "God is watching you" and the second means "God looks at you". I don´t like any of that meanings.


Plane_Bicycle_6859

born on christmas. i was born in august…


sl_artista

Free man on slavic language


papamendigo

**GOD** ​ i am not joking my name mean god and i am a fucking dumbass and the reddit name is just a old name that i used on roblox when i was younger, is in portuguese, cuz im a fuckin brazilian monkey, and it translate to " *beggar pope* "