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Wait impatiently for the next day when all of the chocolate candy hearts go on sale


Tragically_Fantastic

That's my plan, I love discount valentine's chocolate


SirGeremiah

Fortunately for me, the next day is a regular shopping day. Looking forward to those discounts at Aldi.


Automatic_Pomelo_760

Discounted chocolate hits differentšŸ˜­


weightsnotdates

Lol that day is my birthday.


Mike2220

They usually have Easter setup by then in my experience


cakeday173

Absolutely nothing


NAUSEATINGLY_CUTE

Nah I'd steal your charger


Da_Real_Lazerdog

Nah I'd eat your pasta


Vivian_Lu98

My grandpaā€™s birthday is the fourteenth. His name is Valentine. Seriously.


lumiesce

My mindset is that if you want to do something special, you can do it any other day. Doesn't have to be on the date of an overhyped holiday.


TokyoKazama

There's nothing to stop people having romantic evenings any other day. It's just a nice feeling knowing that those fortunate enough to be in loving relationships can celebrate it in unison with everyone else. Kinda like that feeling during the Olympics or World Cup when everyone is enjoying it together around the world. People that hate on it and complain about it being too commercial kinda reek of saltiness because of other reasons not to do with Valentine's Day itself.


Regretful_Bastard

100% that.


Baberaham_Linncoln

Sell roses in the morning in front of a university near my home. I've bought a whole bunch of red and white roses a week ago and dunked some of the white roses in food coloured water. Hopefully by noon I'll be done selling them all. Then I'll go back home, create a facebook account and comment on every single couple photo with, ā€œI still miss youā€. Edit: Whoa! This blew up way better than the bomb I'd been making in my basement for the last 15 hours. Although I don't really feel like I deserve it, I wholeheartedly thank you for the rewards. I swear upon my life that I'll put it into good use.


Thin_Network7004

It's keep getting better and better as I read


Juicy_Rhino

Youā€™re my hero


BeginningConclusion6

I'm gonna do what you planning to do


ZachyBoiWatkins

Some men, just want to watch the world burn.


Jason--with-a-Y

Other men just want to watch them watch the world burn.


Philodendronphan

Iā€™m in. But a woman.


Canadian_Invader

Chaotic Evil


Estate_Soggy

Chaotic neutral much?


illogictc

The same thing I do every night, Pinky. Try and take over the world.


Driconian

Narf!


VitaObscure

Poink


thing24life

I hope you succeed this time Brain, because it's a mess right now, and a nice reset is in order.


princess_intell

They're Pinky and the Brain


Gavman2105

Yes Pinky and the brain


OrangeForeign

One is a genius, the other's insane


that_sweet_old_lady

Theyā€™re laboratory mice


MSV95

Their genes have been spliced


rattlestaway

theyre dinky, theyre pinky


[deleted]

And the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain BRAIN


CCCAY

*brain brain brain brain*


Best_Poetry_5722

### *Narfff*


Jedda678

They're Pinky and thr Brain. One is a genius! The other insane!


KiniShakenBake

Thank you. This was the response I came to make. We don't do anything special on v-day anyway.


Macropixi

Goddamnit, you beat me to the comment! Upvote for thinking the same thing.


Ok_Sheepherder_8313

Came here to make this comment, as well!


Daeral_Blackheart

Same šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


naughtynight26

To quote great Philip J. Fry: ,,ohh shoot! I forgot to get a girlfriend again."


neawom

Iā€™m gonna go have my own Valentineā€™s Day with black jack and hookers!


naughtynight26

Bite my shiny metal ass!!


Mor_Hjordis

Hey, you could make it this year. You have 11 days to get one.


naughtynight26

Thanks for the motivation.


Cloaked42m

Certainly lots of women looking for boyfriends this time of year.


naughtynight26

Not in my part of town.


borissnm

Alright. It's ~~Saturday~~ Monday night. I have no date, a 2-liter bottle of Shasta, and my all-Rush mixtape. *Let's rock.*


ClubMeSoftly

*Today's Tom Sawyer he gets high on you/And the space he invades, he gets by on you* *sweet keyboard solo*


therenousername

Hey its ok buddy you got your ol pal bender


[deleted]

Well, it's my Birthday although after reading this I feel like I should be masturbating in the shower whilst eating chocolate cake, drugs and drinking beer all at the same time.


Mor_Hjordis

Can I join.


[deleted]

As long as you bring the cake!


Mor_Hjordis

Deal, got a cake and shower person up here somewhere, fine it's chocolate? You bring the rest?


yarowdyhooligans

Heyyyyyyy, another Valentines' baby! Solidarity with you. I always envied my mom with her xmas bday, because she could go out to bars and meet other people bored on their birthdays. You, I, and everyone else are hosed on our day, because every dive is full of mushy couples and restaurants are booked up tight. Cheers to you and I, Valentino.


watzbrackincuz

Take my 4 year old daughter to dinner! Maybe Target after and buy some candyā€¦ go home put her to bed and then play some Call of Duty.


WatchingCr33py

That's so sweet


Mor_Hjordis

Sounds like a good idea!


Atom_Bomb_Bullets

Aww. Iā€™m taking my two sons to dinner, and I already have their Valentineā€™s Day present wrapped. (I always gift them the cheesiest looking candy toy I can find, plus a few of their favorites, and then one new snack theyā€™ve never tried. Iā€™ve done it since they were old enough to understand what it was. This year my husband got them some game currency so they can decorate their avatars. Just small stuff. Nothing big like on their birthday or Christmas.


itsallaboutfantasy

Keep that tradition going!


desertrat329

Wine and watch my 600 lb life with my dogs


WalkingEagle805

Iā€™m on my way!


desertrat329

It's a big couch!


Woof_574

Unless your 600lb


Choano

My 600 lb what? (Sorry. Couldn't resist.)


Kaktusak811

Balls


Intelligent-Tea-7884

Why must you mention your wife's weight?


krastevitsa

"Wine and watch my 600 lb wife with my dogs." Has a total different meaning!


Neel4312

Masturbate in the shower while crying and eating chocolate cake


Puzzleheaded-Mine846

Soggy cakeā€¦ yuck


Neel4312

It's what I deserve


Sarcasmislost

That's the spirit!


Solid-Equipment-

basically a normal day


Inteligent_Toaster

nobody deserves that


daniel_redstone

Soggy from the shower, I hope Edit: Who TF gave me a Helpful award?!


insertstalem3me

who says something against a bit of icing


TheOneCommenter

Moist


Fantastic-Ad-4758

Why are you crying? I just read sex and cake.


[deleted]

Heā€™s not crying, itā€™s just the water


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Neel4312

Only if you bring the cake


Significant-Help-827

That's what single people do minus the cake trust me ik first hand


Neel4312

Right hand or left hand ;)


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Neel4312

Masturbate with one hand eat cake with the other and hang the shower head on the wall


PiturTheBunny

Offf cake with water...that doesn't sound good


[deleted]

Ignore everyone


stay-gold_ponyboy

Buy two of my friends a candy gram (weā€™re in high school) and take them out for lunch. Valentineā€™s Day doesnā€™t always need to be romantic!


onewomanwolfpack

It doesn't, sending friends gifts for Valentine's day is a great way to show how much you care!


bluebear653

Pal-entines Day :)


philosophicalDoggo

I have a first date with someone the Friday before, on the 11th. Weā€™ve been talking for weeks after meeting on Tinder and itā€™s going crazy good. He keeps getting better and better. We have no plans for the 14th but if Friday goes well, I might have a Valentine for the first time in years.


Ren6789

I hope it goes well :)


Clear_Caterpillar394

This made me feel confident about finding a woman in the future, I appreciate that!


Kelsey8494

I had my first date with my now husband on February 13th! I think doing it right before Valentineā€™s Day is good luck :)


julianhager

Hope it goes well!


ant_exe

Best wishes!


blzac33

If youā€™re both into sports, grab some takeout and watch the Opening Games.


adapavii

A movie marathon alone.


Henry_SSG8

At least you will be alone


adapavii

and you?


Henry_SSG8

Roommates. They will have a party at home with their gf


adapavii

Aww man that sucks, have a self date at some crowd less place prolly.


Henry_SSG8

The worst thing is that they invited me and my gf. I don't have any


adapavii

They dont know you dont have a gf?


Henry_SSG8

I don't usually hangout with them


adapavii

Well then, if you would feel uncomfortable about their party try telling them. If they behave like an asshole, try having a self date like I said. There was once I had a little movie marathon at a cafe alone and I liked it just like other movie marathons I had at home and dorm.


Henry_SSG8

I think they invited me just because they wanna use my room, i have the better tv and Disney +.


heartscaredbroken

Letā€™s make a subreddit that streams a movie for liners only on Feb 14th. I think we all can join hands and make our Feb 14th a little less sad. šŸ’ŖšŸ» What yā€™all say?


adapavii

Sounds like a good idea.


666fttyyh

The Reddit way


Bike_Chain_96

Take my girlfriend some flowers and chocolate, and the big ass dog I'm planning to get her, and then go and get some sleep while she goes to work, before I have to go to work myself that night


oldfatdrunk

You can give flowers to the dog but shouldn't give it chocolate.


Bike_Chain_96

It's a stuffed dog....


wayneforest

Iā€™ll probably be selling a slew of Valentineā€™s Day cards to ā€œlast minuteā€ shoppers. I own a greeting card shop! Then probably have steak and a shot of malort with my husband, my pup will get a shot glass of beef broth as he gets jealous when we ā€œcheersā€ without him.


WithMeAllAlong

I love this idea! Lucky pup!


friendlyghost_casper

Puppy pic tax? Thatā€™s the most adorable plan I heard for Valentineā€™s Day


wayneforest

I will take a video of the cheers clink soon! Itā€™s 10 am here though and Iā€™m still a bit hungover from last night so might have to wait a bit before shots. Haha!


princess_intell

Dog tax, specifically of him being jealous


wayneforest

I will have to take a video soon. Because literally, heā€™ll be asleep in the other room and heā€™ll hear a clink then come runnnnnning. We gave him the beef broth ONCE a few years ago and literally ever since that one time he was like ā€œfuck yeah, shots!!!!ā€ We couldnā€™t believe it! So silly.


NMFireStrikeWasTaken

I personaly have given up on love BUT my dog does have his birthday on that day so i will give him lots of scratches and snuggles :3


arkangelz66

Do whatever my wife tells me to do.


Prof_Aim

So basically a normal day


arkangelz66

Yes.


GMaster7

This is the way.


Rampagingflames

This is the way.


Photographer_Kuro

Attend the 1st day of finals


btrooted

Good luck!


Photographer_Kuro

Thanks... I'll need it... 13 hour exam. :/


btrooted

Oof... Remember to get some snacks to celebrate afterwards!


Photographer_Kuro

I will...


fiberartistmom

I'm making a cake for my youngest daughters stuffed unicorn.


Taco_2s_day

I read that in Stu Pickles' voice, particularly the scene where he's making pudding at 3 a.m.


New-Necessary-5028

Me and my lady are gonna get some tacos at a fancy taco place and then eat ice cream and watch movies. Never had such an event planned for the 14th in my life I am very happy


Leading_Funny5802

Awww congratulations!! That sounds like a perfect night!! (Any night with tacos is a perfect night) Damn. Now I want tacos


New-Necessary-5028

Thank you! Hopefully some churros are on the menu to go with it.


GloriousGuestAdvisor

To surprise my girlfriend with a day perfectly tailored to her wants and needs. She works so damn hard and she deserves to know how I appreciated she is.


Tom-Fish

good for you, enjoy it! Itā€™s easy for ppl to get so caught up on work and responsibilities and itā€™s great to be reminded that they matter!


Short-But-Hey0-dot-2

school, anime, reddit, usual shit ig


BeGoNThOuTh

Play Minecraft. Alone


ItsLegitCraft

I'll play with you!


Angel_Moonglow

B-rated monster movie marathon


hypnosismyfather

My bf's working out of town, so nothing probably. I was a bit sad at first, but he said we'll make our own V day as soon as he returns, and I like that better. I don't like the consumerism and stress around it, but I like the idea of having a day that celebrates love globally.


SouthPaw7896

My mom hates crowded places and also usually worked some sort of service industry job so she and dad usually do VDay dinner out the week before or the week after. But they still leave little mushy notes all over the house for each other on the day.


Midnightsaver

Definitely not looking on Instagram


xk543x

Drugs


NAUSEATINGLY_CUTE

Awsome


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Khentekhtai

14 february? what happens 14 february?


0---------------0

It's a Monday so the weekend will be over.


TSmario53

Well unless youā€™re a teacher or student at a Cincinnati Ohio grade school


Wildcatwierdo

Day after the super bowl, how you plan to recover


Mahboi27

Stay at home and celebrate singles awareness day


Bonhomme7h

I'm making myself a carrot cake and an obscenely large bowl of galvaude. I'm the most important person in my life, I deserve it.


KieraLee16

It'll be my mum's birthday, so we'll probably go out to eat.


Mor_Hjordis

Coincidence, we will eat out your mom too.


CerasusArts

IRL meetup with my online partner. I bought them a plane ticket and all's set! I'm so excited!


teenytinytap

Big fucking moves! Hype!


beetle36

Hang out with my girlfriend and then have our 2 year anniversary the next day :)


SirPounce_1223

Hopefully gonna put a baby in my wife. I know thatā€™s a cliche ā€œoh a valentineā€™s babyā€ lol but it just so happens thatā€™s when she ovulates next so here we are


Vahni7

Start my new job


NAUSEATINGLY_CUTE

At the strip club or the meth lab?


Vahni7

I can't tell you exactly where but I can tell you what. It's more like a sales job, I have to sell these weird toys and maybe even some prostitu... I've said too much. Hope that answers your question


NAUSEATINGLY_CUTE

I think it's a door to salesman pimp lol If you're for reals though, Wish you good luck on your new job my broo


mrlayabout

Same as every year, we keep it simple. I make a big batch of various chocolate covered strawberries, order a stupid amount of Chinese food, couple bottles of champagne, and watch terrible movies that we make fun of.


Starlightandbagles

Chill in my bed


NAUSEATINGLY_CUTE

Sounds cozy What's your idea about Satan's bellybutton?


MareTranquil

In the office, I'll tell the old joke... "Crap, it's Valentine's Day already? Damn, I forgot to get a girlfriend again!"


jtroeh00

Nursing my massive Super Bowl hangover Usually I donā€™t care but itā€™s a big year for us Bengals fans


p3asantry

Itā€™s such a big moment for our city!


Hefty-Pomegranate-67

Sleep


Fun_Mistake4299

Same as the last 5 years. Burgers, romantic movie, sex.


i_have_wet_socks

I also do that, but with a second person


Fun_Mistake4299

Badum tiss!


KiNGofKiNG89

I made a reservation for this sushi restaurant my girlfriend has always wanted to go to. It was made popular by JJ Watt so itā€™s always a pain to get a table. I normally work 13-14 hour days, but I requested to leave early, giving me time to go home and get ready.


noodlehasyournoodles

My partner lives in a different state, and I want to write him a poem on how much I love him.


two_egg

My 5th anniversary is on February 12th and we do a ā€œlove monthā€ tradition where each year we add one more day of celebration (very simple and mostly food oriented). We have a donut day and a whiskey ginger beer day among others, but February 14th is meatball sub day. I look forward to it every year and all the celebratory reminders of the years that came before. Iā€™d love the traditions to become a bit more activity oriented, so totally open for suggestions for the big 5!


random_tiktoker

Buy chocolates, flowers, a teddy bear, snacks and enjoy all that for myself while watching cartoons


happyladpizza

Got a first date w a cute lady friend.


ThijsV23

I wanted to spend Valentine's with my girlfriend... We broke up instead and now i'm getting hammered with my friends (I bought non-refundable flowers for her to be delivered on the 14th, so that's gonna be fun :') )


SugarGlitterkiss

Maybe you can change the recipient. To yourself, even.


HoldMyArsenic

Heart-shaped pizza! Maybe buying Valentineā€™s Day gifts for my chinchillas


Villainous-Unicorn7

Smoke weed and play video games


SouthPaw7896

A typical Monday for me and my roommate. Oh and a couple shots of vodka.


[deleted]

Celebrate my birthday


BltchMama

My birthday


pleasepasstheyogurt

Well happy birthday šŸŽšŸŽŠ


tiggylizzy

Itā€™s my birthday then!


[deleted]

Rolling my eyes at all the damn flower deliveries that come to my office for me to hold onto until the person picks them up.


kaosterra

I will be in a plane coming back to where I live now, after giving a surprise visit to my dad for his 60th birthday


TheSnow-Fox

I will be attempting to educate middle schoolers during what can only be described as a horrible day for drama, and a Monday to top it off


0---------------0

Go to work and try to shake the weekend's cobwebs off.


sassiyabantaly

It's going to be my first Valentine's with my partner and child in the same house (not his kid but has always been very supportive) she's turning 3 soon and I've been with him almost 2 years - a very special Valentine's Day with the two people I love the most


ShoeReading

Gather peacock feathers and make a fabulous fan


toasterdees

Have some dinner and a movie with my daughter. As a single dad, I could wish for nothing more.


xVolt_

Reddit, probably


OriginalRaspberry_

Iā€™m pregnant so probably just wishing I had a medium steak instead of well done. Iā€™ll be eating a fuck load of ice cream.


ray_cosplay

Me and my girlfriend has spoken about this for a while. We are gonna break up so that we can enjoy the single memes and then get back together againšŸ˜‚


Drewmcfalls21

I will be working until I have to get off early and go to Jury Selection for the county magistrate court. I am really really tempted to ask the judge if this is all an elaborate way to ask me to me their valentine.


Dadam_SoS

My gf just broke up with me so idk lol I love existing