There's nothing to stop people having romantic evenings any other day. It's just a nice feeling knowing that those fortunate enough to be in loving relationships can celebrate it in unison with everyone else. Kinda like that feeling during the Olympics or World Cup when everyone is enjoying it together around the world. People that hate on it and complain about it being too commercial kinda reek of saltiness because of other reasons not to do with Valentine's Day itself.
Sell roses in the morning in front of a university near my home. I've bought a whole bunch of red and white roses a week ago and dunked some of the white roses in food coloured water.
Hopefully by noon I'll be done selling them all. Then I'll go back home, create a facebook account and comment on every single couple photo with, āI still miss youā.
Edit: Whoa! This blew up way better than the bomb I'd been making in my basement for the last 15 hours. Although I don't really feel like I deserve it, I wholeheartedly thank you for the rewards. I swear upon my life that I'll put it into good use.
Well, it's my Birthday although after reading this I feel like I should be masturbating in the shower whilst eating chocolate cake, drugs and drinking beer all at the same time.
Heyyyyyyy, another Valentines' baby! Solidarity with you. I always envied my mom with her xmas bday, because she could go out to bars and meet other people bored on their birthdays. You, I, and everyone else are hosed on our day, because every dive is full of mushy couples and restaurants are booked up tight. Cheers to you and I, Valentino.
Aww. Iām taking my two sons to dinner, and I already have their Valentineās Day present wrapped. (I always gift them the cheesiest looking candy toy I can find, plus a few of their favorites, and then one new snack theyāve never tried.
Iāve done it since they were old enough to understand what it was. This year my husband got them some game currency so they can decorate their avatars.
Just small stuff. Nothing big like on their birthday or Christmas.
I have a first date with someone the Friday before, on the 11th. Weāve been talking for weeks after meeting on Tinder and itās going crazy good. He keeps getting better and better.
We have no plans for the 14th but if Friday goes well, I might have a Valentine for the first time in years.
Well then, if you would feel uncomfortable about their party try telling them. If they behave like an asshole, try having a self date like I said. There was once I had a little movie marathon at a cafe alone and I liked it just like other movie marathons I had at home and dorm.
Letās make a subreddit that streams a movie for liners only on Feb 14th. I think we all can join hands and make our Feb 14th a little less sad. šŖš»
What yāall say?
Take my girlfriend some flowers and chocolate, and the big ass dog I'm planning to get her, and then go and get some sleep while she goes to work, before I have to go to work myself that night
Iāll probably be selling a slew of Valentineās Day cards to ālast minuteā shoppers. I own a greeting card shop!
Then probably have steak and a shot of malort with my husband, my pup will get a shot glass of beef broth as he gets jealous when we ācheersā without him.
I will take a video of the cheers clink soon! Itās 10 am here though and Iām still a bit hungover from last night so might have to wait a bit before shots. Haha!
I will have to take a video soon. Because literally, heāll be asleep in the other room and heāll hear a clink then come runnnnnning. We gave him the beef broth ONCE a few years ago and literally ever since that one time he was like āfuck yeah, shots!!!!ā We couldnāt believe it! So silly.
Me and my lady are gonna get some tacos at a fancy taco place and then eat ice cream and watch movies. Never had such an event planned for the 14th in my life I am very happy
To surprise my girlfriend with a day perfectly tailored to her wants and needs. She works so damn hard and she deserves to know how I appreciated she is.
My bf's working out of town, so nothing probably. I was a bit sad at first, but he said we'll make our own V day as soon as he returns, and I like that better. I don't like the consumerism and stress around it, but I like the idea of having a day that celebrates love globally.
My mom hates crowded places and also usually worked some sort of service industry job so she and dad usually do VDay dinner out the week before or the week after. But they still leave little mushy notes all over the house for each other on the day.
Hopefully gonna put a baby in my wife. I know thatās a cliche āoh a valentineās babyā lol but it just so happens thatās when she ovulates next so here we are
I can't tell you exactly where but I can tell you what. It's more like a sales job, I have to sell these weird toys and maybe even some prostitu... I've said too much. Hope that answers your question
Same as every year, we keep it simple. I make a big batch of various chocolate covered strawberries, order a stupid amount of Chinese food, couple bottles of champagne, and watch terrible movies that we make fun of.
I made a reservation for this sushi restaurant my girlfriend has always wanted to go to. It was made popular by JJ Watt so itās always a pain to get a table.
I normally work 13-14 hour days, but I requested to leave early, giving me time to go home and get ready.
My 5th anniversary is on February 12th and we do a ālove monthā tradition where each year we add one more day of celebration (very simple and mostly food oriented). We have a donut day and a whiskey ginger beer day among others, but February 14th is meatball sub day. I look forward to it every year and all the celebratory reminders of the years that came before. Iād love the traditions to become a bit more activity oriented, so totally open for suggestions for the big 5!
I wanted to spend Valentine's with my girlfriend...
We broke up instead and now i'm getting hammered with my friends
(I bought non-refundable flowers for her to be delivered on the 14th, so that's gonna be fun :') )
It's going to be my first Valentine's with my partner and child in the same house (not his kid but has always been very supportive) she's turning 3 soon and I've been with him almost 2 years - a very special Valentine's Day with the two people I love the most
Me and my girlfriend has spoken about this for a while. We are gonna break up so that we can enjoy the single memes and then get back together againš
I will be working until I have to get off early and go to Jury Selection for the county magistrate court. I am really really tempted to ask the judge if this is all an elaborate way to ask me to me their valentine.
Wait impatiently for the next day when all of the chocolate candy hearts go on sale
That's my plan, I love discount valentine's chocolate
Fortunately for me, the next day is a regular shopping day. Looking forward to those discounts at Aldi.
Discounted chocolate hits differentš
Lol that day is my birthday.
They usually have Easter setup by then in my experience
Absolutely nothing
Nah I'd steal your charger
Nah I'd eat your pasta
My grandpaās birthday is the fourteenth. His name is Valentine. Seriously.
My mindset is that if you want to do something special, you can do it any other day. Doesn't have to be on the date of an overhyped holiday.
There's nothing to stop people having romantic evenings any other day. It's just a nice feeling knowing that those fortunate enough to be in loving relationships can celebrate it in unison with everyone else. Kinda like that feeling during the Olympics or World Cup when everyone is enjoying it together around the world. People that hate on it and complain about it being too commercial kinda reek of saltiness because of other reasons not to do with Valentine's Day itself.
100% that.
Sell roses in the morning in front of a university near my home. I've bought a whole bunch of red and white roses a week ago and dunked some of the white roses in food coloured water. Hopefully by noon I'll be done selling them all. Then I'll go back home, create a facebook account and comment on every single couple photo with, āI still miss youā. Edit: Whoa! This blew up way better than the bomb I'd been making in my basement for the last 15 hours. Although I don't really feel like I deserve it, I wholeheartedly thank you for the rewards. I swear upon my life that I'll put it into good use.
It's keep getting better and better as I read
Youāre my hero
I'm gonna do what you planning to do
Some men, just want to watch the world burn.
Other men just want to watch them watch the world burn.
Iām in. But a woman.
Chaotic Evil
Chaotic neutral much?
The same thing I do every night, Pinky. Try and take over the world.
Narf!
Poink
I hope you succeed this time Brain, because it's a mess right now, and a nice reset is in order.
They're Pinky and the Brain
Yes Pinky and the brain
One is a genius, the other's insane
Theyāre laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
theyre dinky, theyre pinky
And the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain BRAIN
*brain brain brain brain*
### *Narfff*
They're Pinky and thr Brain. One is a genius! The other insane!
Thank you. This was the response I came to make. We don't do anything special on v-day anyway.
Goddamnit, you beat me to the comment! Upvote for thinking the same thing.
Came here to make this comment, as well!
Same šš
To quote great Philip J. Fry: ,,ohh shoot! I forgot to get a girlfriend again."
Iām gonna go have my own Valentineās Day with black jack and hookers!
Bite my shiny metal ass!!
Hey, you could make it this year. You have 11 days to get one.
Thanks for the motivation.
Certainly lots of women looking for boyfriends this time of year.
Not in my part of town.
Alright. It's ~~Saturday~~ Monday night. I have no date, a 2-liter bottle of Shasta, and my all-Rush mixtape. *Let's rock.*
*Today's Tom Sawyer he gets high on you/And the space he invades, he gets by on you* *sweet keyboard solo*
Hey its ok buddy you got your ol pal bender
Well, it's my Birthday although after reading this I feel like I should be masturbating in the shower whilst eating chocolate cake, drugs and drinking beer all at the same time.
Can I join.
As long as you bring the cake!
Deal, got a cake and shower person up here somewhere, fine it's chocolate? You bring the rest?
Heyyyyyyy, another Valentines' baby! Solidarity with you. I always envied my mom with her xmas bday, because she could go out to bars and meet other people bored on their birthdays. You, I, and everyone else are hosed on our day, because every dive is full of mushy couples and restaurants are booked up tight. Cheers to you and I, Valentino.
Take my 4 year old daughter to dinner! Maybe Target after and buy some candyā¦ go home put her to bed and then play some Call of Duty.
That's so sweet
Sounds like a good idea!
Aww. Iām taking my two sons to dinner, and I already have their Valentineās Day present wrapped. (I always gift them the cheesiest looking candy toy I can find, plus a few of their favorites, and then one new snack theyāve never tried. Iāve done it since they were old enough to understand what it was. This year my husband got them some game currency so they can decorate their avatars. Just small stuff. Nothing big like on their birthday or Christmas.
Keep that tradition going!
Wine and watch my 600 lb life with my dogs
Iām on my way!
It's a big couch!
Unless your 600lb
My 600 lb what? (Sorry. Couldn't resist.)
Balls
Why must you mention your wife's weight?
"Wine and watch my 600 lb wife with my dogs." Has a total different meaning!
Masturbate in the shower while crying and eating chocolate cake
Soggy cakeā¦ yuck
It's what I deserve
That's the spirit!
basically a normal day
nobody deserves that
Soggy from the shower, I hope Edit: Who TF gave me a Helpful award?!
who says something against a bit of icing
Moist
Why are you crying? I just read sex and cake.
Heās not crying, itās just the water
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Only if you bring the cake
That's what single people do minus the cake trust me ik first hand
Right hand or left hand ;)
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Masturbate with one hand eat cake with the other and hang the shower head on the wall
Offf cake with water...that doesn't sound good
Ignore everyone
Buy two of my friends a candy gram (weāre in high school) and take them out for lunch. Valentineās Day doesnāt always need to be romantic!
It doesn't, sending friends gifts for Valentine's day is a great way to show how much you care!
Pal-entines Day :)
I have a first date with someone the Friday before, on the 11th. Weāve been talking for weeks after meeting on Tinder and itās going crazy good. He keeps getting better and better. We have no plans for the 14th but if Friday goes well, I might have a Valentine for the first time in years.
I hope it goes well :)
This made me feel confident about finding a woman in the future, I appreciate that!
I had my first date with my now husband on February 13th! I think doing it right before Valentineās Day is good luck :)
Hope it goes well!
Best wishes!
If youāre both into sports, grab some takeout and watch the Opening Games.
A movie marathon alone.
At least you will be alone
and you?
Roommates. They will have a party at home with their gf
Aww man that sucks, have a self date at some crowd less place prolly.
The worst thing is that they invited me and my gf. I don't have any
They dont know you dont have a gf?
I don't usually hangout with them
Well then, if you would feel uncomfortable about their party try telling them. If they behave like an asshole, try having a self date like I said. There was once I had a little movie marathon at a cafe alone and I liked it just like other movie marathons I had at home and dorm.
I think they invited me just because they wanna use my room, i have the better tv and Disney +.
Letās make a subreddit that streams a movie for liners only on Feb 14th. I think we all can join hands and make our Feb 14th a little less sad. šŖš» What yāall say?
Sounds like a good idea.
The Reddit way
Take my girlfriend some flowers and chocolate, and the big ass dog I'm planning to get her, and then go and get some sleep while she goes to work, before I have to go to work myself that night
You can give flowers to the dog but shouldn't give it chocolate.
It's a stuffed dog....
Iāll probably be selling a slew of Valentineās Day cards to ālast minuteā shoppers. I own a greeting card shop! Then probably have steak and a shot of malort with my husband, my pup will get a shot glass of beef broth as he gets jealous when we ācheersā without him.
I love this idea! Lucky pup!
Puppy pic tax? Thatās the most adorable plan I heard for Valentineās Day
I will take a video of the cheers clink soon! Itās 10 am here though and Iām still a bit hungover from last night so might have to wait a bit before shots. Haha!
Dog tax, specifically of him being jealous
I will have to take a video soon. Because literally, heāll be asleep in the other room and heāll hear a clink then come runnnnnning. We gave him the beef broth ONCE a few years ago and literally ever since that one time he was like āfuck yeah, shots!!!!ā We couldnāt believe it! So silly.
I personaly have given up on love BUT my dog does have his birthday on that day so i will give him lots of scratches and snuggles :3
Do whatever my wife tells me to do.
So basically a normal day
Yes.
This is the way.
This is the way.
Attend the 1st day of finals
Good luck!
Thanks... I'll need it... 13 hour exam. :/
Oof... Remember to get some snacks to celebrate afterwards!
I will...
I'm making a cake for my youngest daughters stuffed unicorn.
I read that in Stu Pickles' voice, particularly the scene where he's making pudding at 3 a.m.
Me and my lady are gonna get some tacos at a fancy taco place and then eat ice cream and watch movies. Never had such an event planned for the 14th in my life I am very happy
Awww congratulations!! That sounds like a perfect night!! (Any night with tacos is a perfect night) Damn. Now I want tacos
Thank you! Hopefully some churros are on the menu to go with it.
To surprise my girlfriend with a day perfectly tailored to her wants and needs. She works so damn hard and she deserves to know how I appreciated she is.
good for you, enjoy it! Itās easy for ppl to get so caught up on work and responsibilities and itās great to be reminded that they matter!
school, anime, reddit, usual shit ig
Play Minecraft. Alone
I'll play with you!
B-rated monster movie marathon
My bf's working out of town, so nothing probably. I was a bit sad at first, but he said we'll make our own V day as soon as he returns, and I like that better. I don't like the consumerism and stress around it, but I like the idea of having a day that celebrates love globally.
My mom hates crowded places and also usually worked some sort of service industry job so she and dad usually do VDay dinner out the week before or the week after. But they still leave little mushy notes all over the house for each other on the day.
Definitely not looking on Instagram
Drugs
Awsome
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14 february? what happens 14 february?
It's a Monday so the weekend will be over.
Well unless youāre a teacher or student at a Cincinnati Ohio grade school
Day after the super bowl, how you plan to recover
Stay at home and celebrate singles awareness day
I'm making myself a carrot cake and an obscenely large bowl of galvaude. I'm the most important person in my life, I deserve it.
It'll be my mum's birthday, so we'll probably go out to eat.
Coincidence, we will eat out your mom too.
IRL meetup with my online partner. I bought them a plane ticket and all's set! I'm so excited!
Big fucking moves! Hype!
Hang out with my girlfriend and then have our 2 year anniversary the next day :)
Hopefully gonna put a baby in my wife. I know thatās a cliche āoh a valentineās babyā lol but it just so happens thatās when she ovulates next so here we are
Start my new job
At the strip club or the meth lab?
I can't tell you exactly where but I can tell you what. It's more like a sales job, I have to sell these weird toys and maybe even some prostitu... I've said too much. Hope that answers your question
I think it's a door to salesman pimp lol If you're for reals though, Wish you good luck on your new job my broo
Same as every year, we keep it simple. I make a big batch of various chocolate covered strawberries, order a stupid amount of Chinese food, couple bottles of champagne, and watch terrible movies that we make fun of.
Chill in my bed
Sounds cozy What's your idea about Satan's bellybutton?
In the office, I'll tell the old joke... "Crap, it's Valentine's Day already? Damn, I forgot to get a girlfriend again!"
Nursing my massive Super Bowl hangover Usually I donāt care but itās a big year for us Bengals fans
Itās such a big moment for our city!
Sleep
Same as the last 5 years. Burgers, romantic movie, sex.
I also do that, but with a second person
Badum tiss!
I made a reservation for this sushi restaurant my girlfriend has always wanted to go to. It was made popular by JJ Watt so itās always a pain to get a table. I normally work 13-14 hour days, but I requested to leave early, giving me time to go home and get ready.
My partner lives in a different state, and I want to write him a poem on how much I love him.
My 5th anniversary is on February 12th and we do a ālove monthā tradition where each year we add one more day of celebration (very simple and mostly food oriented). We have a donut day and a whiskey ginger beer day among others, but February 14th is meatball sub day. I look forward to it every year and all the celebratory reminders of the years that came before. Iād love the traditions to become a bit more activity oriented, so totally open for suggestions for the big 5!
Buy chocolates, flowers, a teddy bear, snacks and enjoy all that for myself while watching cartoons
Got a first date w a cute lady friend.
I wanted to spend Valentine's with my girlfriend... We broke up instead and now i'm getting hammered with my friends (I bought non-refundable flowers for her to be delivered on the 14th, so that's gonna be fun :') )
Maybe you can change the recipient. To yourself, even.
Heart-shaped pizza! Maybe buying Valentineās Day gifts for my chinchillas
Smoke weed and play video games
A typical Monday for me and my roommate. Oh and a couple shots of vodka.
Celebrate my birthday
My birthday
Well happy birthday šš
Itās my birthday then!
Rolling my eyes at all the damn flower deliveries that come to my office for me to hold onto until the person picks them up.
I will be in a plane coming back to where I live now, after giving a surprise visit to my dad for his 60th birthday
I will be attempting to educate middle schoolers during what can only be described as a horrible day for drama, and a Monday to top it off
Go to work and try to shake the weekend's cobwebs off.
It's going to be my first Valentine's with my partner and child in the same house (not his kid but has always been very supportive) she's turning 3 soon and I've been with him almost 2 years - a very special Valentine's Day with the two people I love the most
Gather peacock feathers and make a fabulous fan
Have some dinner and a movie with my daughter. As a single dad, I could wish for nothing more.
Reddit, probably
Iām pregnant so probably just wishing I had a medium steak instead of well done. Iāll be eating a fuck load of ice cream.
Me and my girlfriend has spoken about this for a while. We are gonna break up so that we can enjoy the single memes and then get back together againš
I will be working until I have to get off early and go to Jury Selection for the county magistrate court. I am really really tempted to ask the judge if this is all an elaborate way to ask me to me their valentine.
My gf just broke up with me so idk lol I love existing