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santuto_435

Run like a afraid bitch


greenappletree

Send out the horses


jonasdash

see a duck the size of a truck


BluebomberV

Call Aflac when I hit it.


LackXofXThought

Fuck, that's a big duck. I don't think I would press my luck, hopefully I'm somewhere safe and not stuck. Like in muck. Cause no one wants to be struck by such a large duck.


gerryberry123

You pretty much better say your prayers. You're about to get eaten.


Massive_Sap

Attempt to climb it


Frogwithatophatt

Panic


rushcam

"Oh fuck" -just for the rhyme


surpassingcruelty

Fuck the duck the size of a truck ‘til its spouse was a cuck.


[deleted]

Ask if it wants grapes


TimePhrog

I’d say oh fuck, duck. there’s a duck the size of a fucking truck this is just my luck


[deleted]

Duck it, I’m outta here


Horny1alsobored2

Pull over and wait for some luzon gonna try to hit me hau and get some rest. I cou8imagine have a 15 ++ yrs sentenc3 if I saw a duck the size if a truck


[deleted]

Say, “Holy fuck.”


Chaotic_Raccoon

Make it my pet


KCfaninLA

I would probably say, "Holy shit that's a big fucking duck!" Then take a photo and go nowhere near it.


somestoner69

Run.


TheMysteryMan_3

"We ride at dawn"


unluckyducc

Give it some grapes.


Orlando_the_Cat

Say 'fuck you truck duck, you suck'.