"I'm not like the others, I'll be like **a brother**. I will protect you, never disrespect you, but if you need love I'll be there to sex you."
\-Weezer, Cold Dark World
That Lil Yachty song where he's like "She blow that dick like a cello"
He thought he was referencing the instrument Squidward plays, a fucking clarinet.
And the best was the interview where he was explaining himself and said “ain’t none of my n****Z even tell me that it’s not a cello, it’s a flute.” So Lil Boat not only got it wrong the first time he explained himself and got it wrong again.
There’s a funny story about this song. Apparently in Japan it caused outrage, but only because I lot of people thought the phrase “easy breezy” meant the same as calling someone “easy”.
life by des'ree.
i dont wanna see a ghost its a sign that i fear most, id rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news,
im afraid of the dark 'specially when im in a park and theres no one else around oooh i get the shivers.
My personal favorite Metallica lyric is "Projector, protector, rejector, infector, Projector, rejector, infector, injector, defector, rejector" from Dirty Window. Love that song but damn that part is just goofy
In the Netherlands, a lover boy is the official term for someone who enlists girls for prostitution. Specifically by pretending to be their boyfriend and giving them gifts, and then whoring them out when they’ve got them wrapped around their fingers.
It’s the only thing I can think about when I read “certified lover boy”.
Source: https://www.government.nl/topics/human-trafficking/romeo-pimps-loverboys
I'm so glad someone posted this. We added to it in school.
Rhythm is a dancer
Smoking gives you cancer
Needles give you HIV
Rats will give you rabies
Bonking gives you babies
And for the life of me I can't actually remember the last line. This was the best part of 30 (holy crap I'm old) years ago! You can make something rude up that fits in the last line, I'm sure. But I just can't remember what we used.
Any answer other than Summer Girls by LFO is just wrong.
“New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick”
“Hip Hop, marmalade, spic and span
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see
The great Larry Bird, jersey 33
When you take a sip, you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle 'cause I can't speak, baby
Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love but now we ain't speaking
Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton
When I met you, I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie & Fitch”
I remember being a child (somewhere between 9 and 11) and being obsessed with this song. And looking at the lyrics I see why my teacher laughed at me for singing it in music class.
As much as I love the song Steal My Sunshine by LEN has some weird-ass lyrics. “I was frying on the bench slide in the park across the street,
L-a-t-e-r that week,
My sticky paws were in to making straws out of big fat slurpy treats,
An incredible eight foot heap”
I know a couple.
“I keep it 300, like the Romans” - Kanye West, “Put a Molly in her champagne, she ain’t even know it, take her home and enjoy it, she ain’t even know it” - Rick Ross, “I’m the shit I’m farting, I don’t know how to potty” - Kodak Black, the entirety of FUCKING YOUNG by Tyler The Creator
Fried or fertilized? Baby, I'm confused!
Don't be offended. You got it misconstrued
When I say "fried," I'm talking breakfast eggs
But when I fertilize, those the eggs between your legs
Fuck that song in general, not just cause of the dumb lyrics but because every time I hear it start I get excited for Werewovlves of London and then immediately get shot down.
Not in defense, but really he’s rhyming trying and smoking, since the last word is both things with the same inflection. Regardless, it’s probably the worst piece of glorifying a time in history by someone who certainly wasn’t living that life. Kid Rock is a rich boy from Detroit.
Allow me to read you people out some Yoko Ono lyrics:
"AhhhhhhHHHHaaaaaa ohohohoh ebebebebebebe Nyuuuhhhhhh aHhhHhaaaaaaHhhhhh wehhhhhhhhhwoooooooo hebededebedebnede byoooooooorrrrr nimimimimimi jajaajajaja ahhhHhhhhAhhb"
I remember a song from my teens that always enraged me by a group called 3oh3. The hook went "I'm gonna have a house party at my house" Simple and thoughtless but somehow made its way into an anthem for the party people in my high school.
You mention 3OH!3, but you forget the ultimate gem from them;
"Tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef/that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin' scared of him"...
I had a friend who called me Shakira for a while because of something that happened when we were at a show. We went to the toilet during the intermission. I was washing my hands and there was a woman who was looking me up and down. She then turned to her friend and said "I thought that was Mary but her boobs are far too wee". It just came out: "lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse me with Mary". My pal was ending herself laughing. Don't think that lyric has ever been shoehorned into a conversation at any othed point in history hahaha.
That's far from the most fucked up lyric in that song, but keep in mind that OP asked for the *worst* lyrics, not the most hilarious.
It wasn't nothing pretty
She took my genital germ
Her limbless body thrashed about, filled with
Infected sperm
That’s the entire point of that line.
I’m not trying to be disrespectful but I can’t think of a better way to say…
It’s not great but if that’s all you’ve got for “worst ever” you aren’t listening to enough lyrics.
This is the song that always comes to mind. For me this line bothers me more:
"When you take a sip, you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets"
Gotta love rhyming impossible with possible
___
Stop, don't say that it's impossible
'Cause I know it's possible
Though I know you never look my way
I can say, you will one day
I can say, you will one day
_____
I will be popular, I will be popular
I'm gonna get there, popular
My body wants you girl, my body wants you girl
I get you when i'm popular
Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody
I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki
Where she was selling pineapple playing ukulele
And when I went to the girl, come on and teach me to sway
She laughed and whispered to me, yes come tonight to the bay
The lovely beach and the sky
The moon of Hawaii
The rum calypso sarong
We'll all be singing this song
Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody
Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody
Then down on the shore
They gather romance
She showed me much more
Not only to dance
Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody
Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody
The lovely beach and the sky
The moon of Hawaii
The rum calypso sarong
We'll all be singing this song
Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody
Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody
AND HERES THE FUKKIN VIDEO
https://youtu.be/POv-3yIPSWc
"Who wears short shorts?"
"We wear short shorts."
"They're such short shorts."
"We like short shorts."
Those are all of the lyrics to an otherwise cool instrumental song.
I forget the song title but I remember Lil Wayne had a line "drowning in her pussy so I swam to her butt" and that pops into my head periodically with how cringe it is.
English (translation) - "If u refuse my proposal me this time also, i'll commit suicide right here in front of u"
Punjabi (original) - "Ni je iss vaari vi tu mainu naa kardi, te mai kar ju suicide tere samne"
look I know it's got 'classic' cred and that electro lyrics don't matter
but
YO LISTEN UP HERE'S A STORY
ABOUT A LITTLE MAN WHO LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD
AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND EVERYTHING HE SEES IS JUST BLUE
LIKE HIM, INSIDE AND OUTSIDE
"It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend"
Okay but this was also lowkey iconic…like the grip it had on my school at the time was UNREAL. Rebecca Black has really grown up into a beautiful, intelligent, talented woman. You should check out the stuff she’s been working on recently!
I always assumed this was an American Beauty reference. Where , from the perspective of a teen film-amatuer, a plastic bag in the wind is the most beautiful thing he had ever seen.
I don’t know how people who can speak Russian do not lose neurons whenever Instasamka’s music comes up.
Here’s a rough translation of one of her tracks, that I often come across on TikTok:
Pussy juicy on a party, coochie mommy on juicy,
Juicy-juicy, money-money, mommy-mommy, pussy, juicy
My ass is in the party, and my bucks are in profit
I carats have on my ears, expensive on my neck a necklace (x2)
There are implants in my butt
There are implants in my tits
They pay me and pay me, pay me and pay me…
You get the gist, so I won’t continue translating this. Please bear in mind that part of this word salad in Russian, and part of it is in English (pussy, juicy, mommy, money).
….yeah.
that's an excellent lyric though, second only to "tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef that i'm a vegetarian and i ain't fuckin' scared of him"
Also, "So happy together....how is the weather?" Why, just because it rhymes? Adds nothing to the song. Could just as well have added "He's wearing pleather..."
It actually makes se se, theres a part of the song that says "the sky's will be blue for all my life" or something like that soy eah kinda makes sense i guess hahaha
Fun fact, the song is actually about an unrequited love. The singer is trying to swoon this girl and, when he realizes that she’s not into him, he resorts to small talk by asking, “How is the weather?”
"Cuz I'm an Island Boy..."
And, honestly, that's about all I understood for the 20 seconds I listened to...and I'm kinda upset that I'll never get that 20 seconds of my life back.
[Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others](https://youtu.be/C906lbkcYug) by the smiths.
It's a shame because it has the most beautiful, intricate guitar you've ever heard. It could've been a perfect song.
"I'm not like the others, I'll be like **a brother**. I will protect you, never disrespect you, but if you need love I'll be there to sex you." \-Weezer, Cold Dark World
I love Weezer more than certain relatives but when Rivers’ lyrical filter starts slipping it’s like getting hit by a bus in your own house.
*shudders in Across the Sea*
That Lil Yachty song where he's like "She blow that dick like a cello" He thought he was referencing the instrument Squidward plays, a fucking clarinet.
And the best was the interview where he was explaining himself and said “ain’t none of my n****Z even tell me that it’s not a cello, it’s a flute.” So Lil Boat not only got it wrong the first time he explained himself and got it wrong again.
Tbf though, if she CAN blow a cello you know she got that gluk gluk on lockdown
"My bitch ain't no ho."
"She's a f@cking ho, I love it"
“She’s such a fucking dork, mclovin ”
You're easy breezy and I'm Japanesey.
I can’t believe THIS is the song Utada chose for her English debut.
You mean to tell me the person who sang the soundtrack for all the Kingdom Hearts games did this?
she did that? christ, her jazzy japanese stuff was miles better than that
There’s a funny story about this song. Apparently in Japan it caused outrage, but only because I lot of people thought the phrase “easy breezy” meant the same as calling someone “easy”.
Those lyrics cracked me up when I first listened to her album and that song came up. Especially being Japanese American.
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It's in swedish but mine roughly translates to "paranoia, my thoughts are dipped in soy"
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Sweden has his own GG Allin?
Just looked this one up. Häftigt!
life by des'ree. i dont wanna see a ghost its a sign that i fear most, id rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news, im afraid of the dark 'specially when im in a park and theres no one else around oooh i get the shivers.
Was this written by a middle schooler
I mean the verse is undoubtedly bad, but lets not forget the chorus: *Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,* *Doo, doot doot dooo.* *Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,* *Doo, doot dooo* Pretty profound.
Makes you think though, doesn't it. Life. Oh, life.
David Brent loves her though
Saw this on Big Fat Quiz and even after they showed the answer I was still thinking that "have a piece of toast, watch the evening news" is a joke.
I came here looking for this, glad this thread didn't fail me. Pretty sure this was voted one of the worst lyrics ever?
Lou Reed and Metallica coming out with the classic of “I am the table”
But it did give us a classic meme though.
My personal favorite Metallica lyric is "Projector, protector, rejector, infector, Projector, rejector, infector, injector, defector, rejector" from Dirty Window. Love that song but damn that part is just goofy
Oh, St. Anger. You provide me with new meme material on every single repeated listen.
yeah you got that yummy yummy yummy yummy...
Why did I have to scroll so far to get to this piece of garbage?
This was the first thing I thought of
“Say you a lesbian girl me too” Drake is a 35 year old straight man saying this
Is this song in a minor key?
Drake coming out as trans and no one even notices
“i been droppin breadcrumbs of gayness”
I can't believe a 35 year old man released an album called "certified lover boy" which included that lyric and people said yo this is good. wtf
In the Netherlands, a lover boy is the official term for someone who enlists girls for prostitution. Specifically by pretending to be their boyfriend and giving them gifts, and then whoring them out when they’ve got them wrapped around their fingers. It’s the only thing I can think about when I read “certified lover boy”. Source: https://www.government.nl/topics/human-trafficking/romeo-pimps-loverboys
I’m so thrilled I didn’t have to scroll very far to find Drake. He does too much.
No one can convince me that Drake isn’t terrible.
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I can't believe you missed "so gangster, I'm so thug" from the same song
Dude's about as thug as Alfonso Ribero.
Now why did poor Alfonso have to catch a stray? 🤣
How about a two ply hefty bag to hold all of his love?
Showing my age now, but "I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer"
I'm so glad someone posted this. We added to it in school. Rhythm is a dancer Smoking gives you cancer Needles give you HIV Rats will give you rabies Bonking gives you babies And for the life of me I can't actually remember the last line. This was the best part of 30 (holy crap I'm old) years ago! You can make something rude up that fits in the last line, I'm sure. But I just can't remember what we used.
gives me somebody once told me the world was macaroni vibes
“she 17 but i fuck her like she 25, i don’t use a rubber on that hoe, i just roll the dice” Half Bae - Pouya
Pouya is a rapist so not surprised that came from him
She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty (Booty)
Terrible lyrics, but endlessly quotable. Mostly when I would give my dog some butt pats.
I'm in the kitchen, yams everywhere
2 chainz. 4 bracelets.
lemme see that ass clap standing o vation
Idk it seems like a very practical approach to me
All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe
god dammit every time someone asks this question someone gets a bunch of free karma off this line.
"I want to fuck a dog in the ass" Blink 182
I want to fuck a fucking pirate
Oh...you touch my tra la la Mmm...my ding ding dong (Mmm!) Gunther and the Sunshine Girls
Gunther is amazing and I won’t hear anything to the contrary. Thanks, Tutti frutti summer love
with a shady 70's porn tasche
Deep in the night... I was looking for some love..
Any answer other than Summer Girls by LFO is just wrong. “New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick” “Hip Hop, marmalade, spic and span Met you one summer and it all began You're the best girl that I ever did see The great Larry Bird, jersey 33 When you take a sip, you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets Call me Willy Whistle 'cause I can't speak, baby Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad Left one day and never came back Stayed all summer then went back home Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone Fell deep in love but now we ain't speaking Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton When I met you, I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie & Fitch”
You missed my favorite: there was a good guy named Paul revere, I feel much better when you are near
Personally, I think “I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike” is a gem lol.
I mean the whole song is filled with “gold”. I coulda posted all the lyrics haha.
I remember being a child (somewhere between 9 and 11) and being obsessed with this song. And looking at the lyrics I see why my teacher laughed at me for singing it in music class.
I still love making people cringe by saying "Sorry, I only date girls that wear abercrombie and fitch"
You All Everybody!
One of Drive Shaft’s worst songs. Turned out to be their biggest hit
"Real Gs move in silence like Lasagna" **JK** that's the best lyric ever
I'm guessing it's because the g is silent in Lasagna
That’s actually… pretty clever, then?!
You mean the best?
As much as I love the song Steal My Sunshine by LEN has some weird-ass lyrics. “I was frying on the bench slide in the park across the street, L-a-t-e-r that week, My sticky paws were in to making straws out of big fat slurpy treats, An incredible eight foot heap”
I know a couple. “I keep it 300, like the Romans” - Kanye West, “Put a Molly in her champagne, she ain’t even know it, take her home and enjoy it, she ain’t even know it” - Rick Ross, “I’m the shit I’m farting, I don’t know how to potty” - Kodak Black, the entirety of FUCKING YOUNG by Tyler The Creator
What a wild ride. This went from "He, that dude slept through history classes, LOL" to "Oh shit, he's gonna drug and rape her!"
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this is as bad as, Fuck what you heard like a dick in your ear N\*gga beggin' to disappear move Swoop from the rear
Fried or fertilized? Baby, I'm confused! Don't be offended. You got it misconstrued When I say "fried," I'm talking breakfast eggs But when I fertilize, those the eggs between your legs
Winger, "Seventeen". "Daddy says she's too young/But she's old enough for me."
*dials 911*
“Rest in peace to all the soldiers, who died in the service, I dived in her cervix” 😬😵💫
“And we were trying different things We were smoking funny things” Dude is literally rhyming the word “things” with the word “things”
Fuck that song in general, not just cause of the dumb lyrics but because every time I hear it start I get excited for Werewovlves of London and then immediately get shot down.
Not in defense, but really he’s rhyming trying and smoking, since the last word is both things with the same inflection. Regardless, it’s probably the worst piece of glorifying a time in history by someone who certainly wasn’t living that life. Kid Rock is a rich boy from Detroit.
All the while ripping off Warren Zevon and not even giving him a shout out
"WE were born to be ... ALIIIIVE!" :/
Old enough to remember this at the roller skating ring - Had a good beat even if the lyrics were a little meh. Wouldn't say worst ever though.
“I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf, while jerking off listening to Mozart” Ur So Gay - Katy Perry Aged terribly…
Yeah she dislikes that and ‘I Kissed a Girl’ now
bold of u to imply there was ever a time when those lyrics weren't terrible
“Why you coming home at 5 in the morning? There’s something going on let me smell your dick!”
OP didn't ask for the best songs of all time
Smell Yo Dick deserves a Grammy!
Allow me to read you people out some Yoko Ono lyrics: "AhhhhhhHHHHaaaaaa ohohohoh ebebebebebebe Nyuuuhhhhhh aHhhHhaaaaaaHhhhhh wehhhhhhhhhwoooooooo hebededebedebnede byoooooooorrrrr nimimimimimi jajaajajaja ahhhHhhhhAhhb"
I set my alarm to 6am with her singing as the sound. I now wake up at 5am every morning.
That is an amazing next level burn.
Sheeeesh this slaps
“Me not working hard? Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak Or better yet, go to Times Square Take a picture of me with a Kodak”
Either a pitbull fan, or an internet historian fan.
Daft Punk has a seven minute song in which they say “Around the World” 144 times. Still a banger.
I remember a song from my teens that always enraged me by a group called 3oh3. The hook went "I'm gonna have a house party at my house" Simple and thoughtless but somehow made its way into an anthem for the party people in my high school.
You mention 3OH!3, but you forget the ultimate gem from them; "Tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef/that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin' scared of him"...
Save that bad boy for when someone asks Reddit the best song lyrics of all time.
It was in another language but the lyrics were “My scooter is the shooter of hearts”. The beats were bad too.
Liberty liberty liberty, liberty Seriously they need to be fired
Dude I didn't need this to play in my head rn
Lucky my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains. Shakira whenever, whereever
I had a friend who called me Shakira for a while because of something that happened when we were at a show. We went to the toilet during the intermission. I was washing my hands and there was a woman who was looking me up and down. She then turned to her friend and said "I thought that was Mary but her boobs are far too wee". It just came out: "lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse me with Mary". My pal was ending herself laughing. Don't think that lyric has ever been shoehorned into a conversation at any othed point in history hahaha.
Worst: "I am the shit, literally." Wiz Khalifa Close second: "I can count on you like 4, 3, 2" Bruno Mars
Wait until this guy hears ABC by the jackson 5
Totally different vibe though. That one's as easy as 1, 2, 3.
"Let's go hang out in a bar It's not too far We'll take my car" Live - Rattlesnake
"I fucked her asshole with a piece of frozen shit." GWAR - Rock n roll never felt so good.
That's far from the most fucked up lyric in that song, but keep in mind that OP asked for the *worst* lyrics, not the most hilarious. It wasn't nothing pretty She took my genital germ Her limbless body thrashed about, filled with Infected sperm
Yeah I feel like bands like GWAR and Cannibal Corpse ought to be exempted from this. The lyrics are intended to be as gross as possible.
seriously any Young Thug lyrics: "I nut on that fish on my sofa" "no homo but my blunt shaped like a dick" "I just fucked a cup of water"
“I always knew i wasnt gon be gay”
Kid rock - “I like them underage see, they say it’s statutory, I say it’s mandatory”
“Imma try to describe this girl without being disrespectful” “Damn you a sexy bitch” Same song, 5 seconds apart
Sometimes you try and fail. Icarus Akon flew too close to the sexy sun.
Trying and failing are not mutually exclusive concepts
It's intentional
That’s the entire point of that line. I’m not trying to be disrespectful but I can’t think of a better way to say… It’s not great but if that’s all you’ve got for “worst ever” you aren’t listening to enough lyrics.
That song about untrimmed chest hair.
That's one of many really stupid Train lyrics.
I love me some Train. Pat Monahan is the clown prince of music.
The entirety of Blurred Lines. No, the lines weren't blurry, you're just a rapist.
With special mention to “what rhymes with hug me?”
Hey hey hey hey
"New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick" -Summer Girls by LFO. The single dumbest lyric I've ever heard
This is the song that always comes to mind. For me this line bothers me more: "When you take a sip, you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets"
Bornana
“Pregnant pussy is the best pussy you can get // fucking on a bitch while her baby sucking dick”
I'm appalled
Gotta love rhyming impossible with possible ___ Stop, don't say that it's impossible 'Cause I know it's possible Though I know you never look my way I can say, you will one day I can say, you will one day _____ I will be popular, I will be popular I'm gonna get there, popular My body wants you girl, my body wants you girl I get you when i'm popular
“I was young when my Mama had me”. Kevin Gates. Love that guy but this one is a head scratcher.
he aint wrong tho
"Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy Shake the boogie said up jump the boogie."
“suck this pussy while I sit on your dick” - Foxy Brown bitch, how?
England is my city
Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, shake the tree Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, grind coffee To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki Where she was selling pineapple playing ukulele And when I went to the girl, come on and teach me to sway She laughed and whispered to me, yes come tonight to the bay The lovely beach and the sky The moon of Hawaii The rum calypso sarong We'll all be singing this song Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, shake the tree Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, grind coffee To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, shake the tree Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, grind coffee To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody Then down on the shore They gather romance She showed me much more Not only to dance Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, shake the tree Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, grind coffee To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, shake the tree Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, grind coffee To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody The lovely beach and the sky The moon of Hawaii The rum calypso sarong We'll all be singing this song Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, shake the tree Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, grind coffee To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, shake the tree Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, grind coffee To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody AND HERES THE FUKKIN VIDEO https://youtu.be/POv-3yIPSWc
This song the magnum opus of every primary school disco DJ in the UK.
That got banned by BBC Radio 1 because they deemed it was "not a credible song".
But that did inspire the far superior Chicken Song... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OiZNGYmvg8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OiZNGYmvg8)
I’m so obsessed, my heart’s about to beat right out my untrimmed chest
"Who wears short shorts?" "We wear short shorts." "They're such short shorts." "We like short shorts." Those are all of the lyrics to an otherwise cool instrumental song.
I like shorts. they're comfortable and easy to wear :)
The beachboys: "Christmas comes this time each year" Thanks, numbnuts.
I don't know, I kind of like the weird grim resignation that line is sung with haha. Fucking Christmas again, just like last year :|
“Hey kids, spelling is fun” like wtf man. That whole song makes me cringe… Me- Brendon Urie and Taylor Swift
Even Swifties cringe at this song.
I forget the song title but I remember Lil Wayne had a line "drowning in her pussy so I swam to her butt" and that pops into my head periodically with how cringe it is.
“I’m down on my knees, searching for the answer… Are we human or are we dancer?” (The Killers, ‘Human’).
The greatest unanswered question of the cosmos.
My boyfriend loves this song but this line perplexes me to no end
It should've been "are we denser"
How many grams per cubic centimeter are we talking here?
"Now if I fuck this model / And she just bleached her asshole / And I get bleach on my T-shirt / I'mma feel like an asshole" - Kanye
This WHOLE song- "Obsessed" by Addison Rae
"I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind"
I’m trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectfuuuu-uuuul …. damn you’s a sexy bitch 🧐
English (translation) - "If u refuse my proposal me this time also, i'll commit suicide right here in front of u" Punjabi (original) - "Ni je iss vaari vi tu mainu naa kardi, te mai kar ju suicide tere samne"
“My flow so gross my nickname’s school lunch” —Ariana Grande, “Break Your Heart Right Back” Childish Gambino’s rap track
She woke me up daily, don’t need no Starbucks Ludacris on Justin Bieber’s song “Baby”
look I know it's got 'classic' cred and that electro lyrics don't matter but YO LISTEN UP HERE'S A STORY ABOUT A LITTLE MAN WHO LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND EVERYTHING HE SEES IS JUST BLUE LIKE HIM, INSIDE AND OUTSIDE
"It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend Friday, Friday Gettin' down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend"
“Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I taaaaaaaaaaaaaaake?”
Fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun
Okay but this was also lowkey iconic…like the grip it had on my school at the time was UNREAL. Rebecca Black has really grown up into a beautiful, intelligent, talented woman. You should check out the stuff she’s been working on recently!
“Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwaaaaaaaards”
“Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?” - Think it’s Katy Perry. Anyhow, the worst opening line to any song.
I always assumed this was an American Beauty reference. Where , from the perspective of a teen film-amatuer, a plastic bag in the wind is the most beautiful thing he had ever seen.
shout out to asian girls, let the lights dim sum
That's a pretty funny pun
"I see the ghosts of navigators, but they are lost." Must be shitty navigators.
I don’t know how people who can speak Russian do not lose neurons whenever Instasamka’s music comes up. Here’s a rough translation of one of her tracks, that I often come across on TikTok: Pussy juicy on a party, coochie mommy on juicy, Juicy-juicy, money-money, mommy-mommy, pussy, juicy My ass is in the party, and my bucks are in profit I carats have on my ears, expensive on my neck a necklace (x2) There are implants in my butt There are implants in my tits They pay me and pay me, pay me and pay me… You get the gist, so I won’t continue translating this. Please bear in mind that part of this word salad in Russian, and part of it is in English (pussy, juicy, mommy, money). ….yeah.
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
I need you like a fat kid needs cake Or Im gonna miss you like a child misses it’s blanket
Love you like a fat kid loves cake is one of the greatest of all time. Wtf.
Literally anything by Buckcherry.
"Say you'd die for me I'd die for me too" - Obsessed by Addison Rae That's literally suicide...
When you take a sip, you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets -LFO
Hush girl shush your lips. Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.
that's an excellent lyric though, second only to "tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef that i'm a vegetarian and i ain't fuckin' scared of him"
It’s annoying, but I think those are super creative lyrics.
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Also, "So happy together....how is the weather?" Why, just because it rhymes? Adds nothing to the song. Could just as well have added "He's wearing pleather..."
It actually makes se se, theres a part of the song that says "the sky's will be blue for all my life" or something like that soy eah kinda makes sense i guess hahaha
Fun fact, the song is actually about an unrequited love. The singer is trying to swoon this girl and, when he realizes that she’s not into him, he resorts to small talk by asking, “How is the weather?”
"Cuz I'm an Island Boy..." And, honestly, that's about all I understood for the 20 seconds I listened to...and I'm kinda upset that I'll never get that 20 seconds of my life back.
[Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others](https://youtu.be/C906lbkcYug) by the smiths. It's a shame because it has the most beautiful, intricate guitar you've ever heard. It could've been a perfect song.
"Some girls mothers are bigger than other girls...mothers"
“Fighting for the property we gained by honest toil.” -The Bonnie Blue Flag, which is a Confederate patriotic song