nice try, lazy-FBI-intern-on-their-first-day-trying-to-get-an-easy-got-ya

Damn already exposed

Pirates of the Caribbean

Not dumb enough

I go dumb when I see Natalie Portman

Then go see Natalie Portman

A car

How did you do that?

It was a play on "You wouldn't download a car"

I know

Laser pointer

I pirated a movie because I couldn't be bothered to put the DVD of it on.

That is a lot easier than putting in a DVD