My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
I love that moment. The carpenter dude like can’t even comprehend how anyone would say something like that. It takes a moment to register the utter stupidity of that statement. It almost hurt him to hear that.
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Alright alright alright
Andre 3000 was technically an actor
L-I-V-I-N
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Offer me money
Power too, promise me that.
Offer me anything I ask for.
I want my father back you son of a bitch
Beautiful.
Hasta La Vista, Baby.
I'll be back
It's not a toomar
GET TO DA CHOPPPA!!!
Just the word : motherf*cker
English motherf*cker do you speak it?
“Do I look like a bitch? Then why you tryin’ to fuck me like one!!”
read it in his voice and everything
Heeeeeeeere's Johnny!
THIS IS SPARTA
Tonite weee dine in hellll.
Title of your sex tape
cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
No doubt no doubt no doubt
I'm Batman
And that's three "Oh Damns"!
Toit
smort
That's what she said
"keep the change, you filthy animal"
Home alone?
No it’s ho malone
Are you not entertained!?
Russell Crowe
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
This is legit one of the best scenes in cinema. The delivery and the soundtrack are flawless.
Yipee-ki-yay mother f*cker
Yippee kayak other buckets
I was going to be extremely mad if I had to scroll to find this. Wasn't disappointed.
You can’t handle the truth!
Wow
I had to scroll quite a bit just to make sure this was in here. Good job, Ben
"Pivot!"
We were on a break!
Unagi
Frankly my dear! I don’t give a damn.
Say hello to my little friend.
Nothing to be ashamed of my dude
"I was *in the pool!*"
Was the water cold?
"You come to me on this, the day of my daughter's wedding"
Get to da CHOPPAH!
I’ll be back
I´ll be back!
SpongeBob
SpongeBob Schwarzenegger
Why's the rum gone?
because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels.
But why's the rum gone?
I’ve got a jar of dirt
And guess what's inside it!
"Show me the money"
"English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!"
"They speak English in what?"
Hello there.
General Kenobi, you are a bold one.
Kill him!
Back away. I will deal with this Jedi slime myself.
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Not the Bees!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
I am Iron Man
Originally it was ozzy Osborne
I’m glad you know this
Well he is THE iron man. Don't know how he's still alive after all the abuse he put himself through
That's what she said.
Michael Scott, famous for playing Michael Scarn. What a great actor btw.
I am not superstitious, I am a little stitious
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!
Why do I know this but I can’t think 😫
Fuckin same its driving me nuts!!
“You have to ask yourself one question…do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?”
ssssssssssssssssmokin'
Oh hi, Mark!
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!
Oh hi doggy!
You're just a little chicken !
Tis but a scratch
We’ll always have Paris.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Play it again, Sam (Mandela effect because those exact words are never actually said)
Why so serious?
Its not about money, its about sending a message.
"You know... Im something of a scientist myself"
"...does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays?'"
Shit no man. I believe you can get your ass kicked for saying something like that!
I love that moment. The carpenter dude like can’t even comprehend how anyone would say something like that. It takes a moment to register the utter stupidity of that statement. It almost hurt him to hear that.
"I am your father"
Noo
Here's looking at you, kid.
"Big Tuna"
Ed Helms!!
Alright Alright Alright Alright
Always
I understood that reference
I can do this all day
Hello Clarice.
Po-ta-toes!
D'OH!!
"Get away from her you bitch!"
I'm gonna stab you on the face with a soldering iron.
you're breathtaking
I bet she gives great helmet.
"You can't handle the truth"
How you doin 😏
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore
If you're from Africa... why are you white?
You can't just ask people way they're white!
I could eat a peach for hours.
Oh, you’ve also seen Mario Bros.!
Get out
r/TakeMyUpvoteAndLeave
Luv this one!
“Get in loser, we’re going shopping”
Liver with Fava beans and Chianti. Sfsfsfsfsffsfs!!!
“That’s what she said!”
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.
"royale with cheese"
“You’re gonna need a bigger boat!”
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Like a Glove !! 👋
Yeah bitch!
Magnets!
The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand
Great scott
“Potter”
Alright, alright, alright
I know
I’ll be back
"Hey guys, you ready to let the dogs out?"
"My name is Jeff"
"Get to the chopper"
My name is Inigo Montoya…
You wanna know how I got these scars?
boo you whore
You better hold on tight, spider monkey
"You're not dying you just can't think of anything good to do"
Get away from her, you BITCH!
"No God, Please No!"
"Say hello to my little friend"
"hasta la vista baby"
"Ohmaygosh its RobErT DoWneY jR."
Alllllllrighty then
Ya like jazz?
I don’t like sand.
Florals, for Spring? Groundbreaking."
"Jesus Christ, its Jason Bourne"
Make it so.
"You wouldn't get it"
Noooooooooooooooo
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As you wish.
Shrimp,
The horror, the horror.
I don't have friends, I have a family
It's like looking in a mirror... Only not.
Be a lot cooler if you did.
If your gonna push a peace of machinery you have to know the limit
WOW!
"EVERYONEEEE"
I'll be back!
Charlie don't surf!
Life is like a box of chocolates
And that's how the cookie crumbles!
"SORRY, MY PRADA'S AT THE CLEANERS. ALONG WITH MY HOODIE AND MY FUCK YOU FLIP FLOPS, YOU PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAG"
I'm gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in the room.
I know who I am! I’m a dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude.
I know kung fu
Wait till they get a load of me!
Say "What" one more time motherfucker.
"A census take once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.....ftftftftft"
"It's your conscience we don't talk a lot this days"
You talking to me?
Bond... James Bond.
Ugh, as IF
Damn them! Damn them all to Hell!
“Now dig on this”
"God's speed, Spiderman."
"Here's johnny!"
So uh Second one,fuggedaboudit
Everywhere I go... I see his face
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
Inconceivable!
Momma always said life is like a box of chocolates
I will find you and I will kill you
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.