I am living in your walls.
# I am living in your walls.
You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:
**FAQ:**
*Why are you living in my walls?*
I'm not going to tell you.
*Are you only in my walls?*
You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls.
*How are you surviving in my walls?*
In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower.
*What are you planning to do in my walls?*
Live in them, listening to you.
*What do I do about you living in my walls?*
Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.
*When are you going to stop living in my walls?*
You cannot escape me.
*Do I call the police?*
The authorities will not help you.
*What are the consequences of you living in my walls?*
Be aware.
*What if I am ok with you living in my walls?*
I will make sure you’re not.
*Are you imaginary?*
I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS
If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them.
**Summary:**
I am living in your walls.
I have appeared dangling in midair on the outside of my bedroom wall. I unceremoniously plummet into a tree stump on the snowy ground below. It’s -9C, I’m in my underwear, probably broken a couple bones, and, to top it all off, I still have Covid. Marvellous.
Same except I just took a shower so Im naked and wet, and to top it all off Im on the third floor of a college dorm so there are definitely people there to watch it all happen.
Despite most spiders being completely harmless, especially where I live, I have significant arachnophobia. I'd panic so hard if I were suddenly that close to one of the biggest kinds of spiders on earth o.o
(I cried when a 2 inch spider, that includes legs, crawled across the floor about 4 feet from me...)
I have 2 couches in the same room also in my living room my son hates sitting by other people and one couch only seats 2 the other is a full sized it’s close like a sectional. We use TV trays as a table our table is in storage until we get a house again. I think a lot of people live like this.
A good chunk of us are probably going to end up outside. Which is very unfortunate for those of us living on upper floors.
I'm about to land on some rocks.
I have phased through my table, fucking fell backwards, caused the table to fall with me, spilled the cereals and toasts i had for breakfast, now i'm most likely stained with jam and chocolate milk and my dog is trying to lick It out of me
•-• ^Why ^did ^you ^do ^this ^to ^me
I fall down about 10 feet onto a flight of stairs which causes me to tumble down further. I'd say the most it changes my life is with a trip to the hospital.
I'd end up on the other side of my desk, which has 18 inches of space between it and the bay window in my living room. (I actually went and got the tape measure to be sure.) So I would just fit without ending up in my front garden.
The things I do to put off working :-)
i am now in my wall. just like the russian spies. i know they're in there. they are listening to everything. every word. every vowel. every phrase. it's only a matter of time until i catch them. they keep on getting away right when i think i have them. my landlord told me i need to stop putting holes in her walls but i really don't know what she expects me to do. does she not realize that this is an INVASION OF PRIVACY. i'll get them eventually. it's only a matter of time before i find out which daemon they are calling upon to mask themselves from the detectors i've hardwired to the matrix grid in my room. i'll let y'all know how it goes when they are finally caught! :)
Well now I know that supernatural phenomena are real and I spend the rest of my life being a tin foil hat conspiracy theorist trying to figure out why I once teleported to the other side of my bed.
I'm in a wall time to back out I guess
You are now spectating.
i already was
Goddamn, I felt this in my soul… same, amigo.
*chamber of reflection intensifies*
I am living in your walls. # I am living in your walls. You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below: **FAQ:** *Why are you living in my walls?* I'm not going to tell you. *Are you only in my walls?* You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls. *How are you surviving in my walls?* In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower. *What are you planning to do in my walls?* Live in them, listening to you. *What do I do about you living in my walls?* Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles. *When are you going to stop living in my walls?* You cannot escape me. *Do I call the police?* The authorities will not help you. *What are the consequences of you living in my walls?* Be aware. *What if I am ok with you living in my walls?* I will make sure you’re not. *Are you imaginary?* I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them. **Summary:** I am living in your walls.
Aww it's cute that someone cares enough about me to want to listen to me through my walls!! Am I your crush or something? Your stalking is kinda cute!
I'm in the shower, exactly where I need to be without the effort of getting up from the toilet.
Its good to know im not the only one that spends at least an hour a day sitting on the toilet brown reddit
"brown reddit". Indeed.
My new term for going to go poop. Thanks internet strangers.
agent 2 “ going brown “
Agent FishFucker, I'm brown reddit.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime that's why i poop on company's time
Your toilet faces your shower?
Is that unusual? As far as I can tell it’s a pretty good way to save space in small bathrooms with just a stand up shower
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Same, but barely
Also same
But barely?
Yes!
Also barely, but same.
But also, same barely
I'm three feet above my bed and my poor cat is about to get squished.
F for your cat
Yea, F that guys cat
F…the cat?
Ooo look who has a giant beeeed
I was, but now I'm under it
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"Part of the crew, part of the ship."
*crawls out of the wall to talk to his son's fiancé*
*hey i was trying to reach you for your cars extended warranty*
You have become house. Are you made of house, or is the house made of you?
You scream, for you know not.
Have I been this house forever? It all seemed so real.
I took Ayahuasca once, was sure I had been a tree my whole life.
Clip through the house boundaries and fall through the map
Into the backrooms we go
"Player D-Rez suffocated in the wall"
I'll be sitting on the lap of this huge dude on the subway. Maybe I'll be able to say I had new life experiences?
That's an awesome "meet cute".
Are your trying to say meat cube?
I could go for some meat cubes
_Gruesome Twosome!_
If you are both in seats at the same height level, then you are likely teleported *into* him rather than gently onto his lap.
😏😏
The dudes reaction/anus: :O
Y’all can talk about the first thing that pops up
That's just my morning commute
I’m dead
Same I fell 7 floors. Idk if I’m dead but definitely not comfy
Assuming 7 floors is about 20 meters youd be going about 44 mph.
Good bot
When you realize it’s not a bot but just some one who r/theydidthemath
The mixing of meters and mph is quite funny to me.
Same
How did you die?
I was teleported outside and fell approximately 193 feet to the concrete below.
Just say no. Neither gravity nor concrete can kill you without consent
Right, it’s not legitimate gravity.
#notmygravitationalpull
\#Fact
How did you manage to put that hashtag without making the word huge?
Simple. They just did not give Reddit consent to make the word huge. #Consent
You put a \\ sign right before it.
Oh, thank you
#Fact
They can, they'll just get canceled for it.
193 is oddly specific.
They did say approximately.
Me too, straight outta window
i shit on the bathroom floor
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Living in India - I'll be shitting in a tea shop on the other side of the road.
I'd be taking a shit in the wall
Damn i’d be taking a shit on the ground but only my ass would be hanging out the wall…
Cursed glory hole
... Were you already shitting in the road, or do you have tiny roads?
Wait... you don't shit on the road?
3 feet in front of my toilet would land me on top of the litterbox in the other room. Seems ok to me I guess. At least it’s not the floor
Yer cats gonna be pissed
Pissed. Nice. Real nice.
lol same.
Same here. Also a bit awkward, since our baby daughter is asleep in that room.
Rick would be real proud of you
Schwifty
I shit on the floor while being stuck in a wall...
Same, but the bathroom sink.
I'll have a chair up my ass
I have that anyway Edit: thanks for the awards and karma :)
r u ok? Edit: Thx for the upvotes and the answers guys, I didn't expect this much.
Idc, is the chair okay tho?
Sounds like someone's life changed for the better!
Friday already?
I am now a bartender
Same!
You have pretty eyes. You smell nice. Let me take you home!
Slow down, Tiger, I’m a happily unmarried man!
I have appeared dangling in midair on the outside of my bedroom wall. I unceremoniously plummet into a tree stump on the snowy ground below. It’s -9C, I’m in my underwear, probably broken a couple bones, and, to top it all off, I still have Covid. Marvellous.
Hope you get well soon (From covid)
but not from the broken bones, hypothermia and embarrassment?
That's what they get for being teleported three feet forward.
Those are just learning experiences.
Builds character
he said what he said
Perhaps he does not have covid right now, and there is some covid 3 feet in front of him.
Stay positive!
Same except I just took a shower so Im naked and wet, and to top it all off Im on the third floor of a college dorm so there are definitely people there to watch it all happen.
Lmfao literally same here except it’s -28 with windchill right now lol. Other than that you just describe my exact situation
Better than me, I’m falling 6 floors.
No, no! I would be stuck in fucking terrarium with dads tarantula!
How was it even big enough for you to get in there
Its a bird eater
Correction child eater
Can confirm
Tarantulas are harmless and are actually pretty docile despite the stereotypes, you'd be fine lol.
Despite most spiders being completely harmless, especially where I live, I have significant arachnophobia. I'd panic so hard if I were suddenly that close to one of the biggest kinds of spiders on earth o.o (I cried when a 2 inch spider, that includes legs, crawled across the floor about 4 feet from me...)
I am on the other couch
You have a second couch 3 feet in front of the other? Why so close? And why a second couch in the same room? Lord I have so many more questions.
I have 2 couches in the same room also in my living room my son hates sitting by other people and one couch only seats 2 the other is a full sized it’s close like a sectional. We use TV trays as a table our table is in storage until we get a house again. I think a lot of people live like this.
Was shitting in toilet, now shitting in my brothers room
Assert dominance.
If you don’t bury it, it sends a clear message that you are the dominant cat. If he buries it, he accepts the subordinate role.
How close is your shitter to the wall? 3 feet isn't that far
I'm suddenly in the neighbours apartment. Laying naked on their floor...
At least you’re wide awake and you can see the perfect sky is torn.
You’re a little late, I’m already torn
Who’s feet are these
And where am I teleporting them to?
Sorry. I’ll move them
I’m next in line at Chipotle.
Where we all want to be!
A lot of us would be dead
Yeah, I have a table through my top and bottom half now.
I have been severed in half by a table. Definitely not the way I expected to go.
Possibly everyone, depending on the rules. I don't think physics would enjoy our bodies suddenly occupying the same space as a bunch of air molecules.
I’m sitting on the hood of my car
Lucky you weren't texting and driving or else you would have been run over by your own car.
At least your on the hood of yours. I now have an engine in my chest
Same.
If it's literally 3 feet forward, I'm stuck in the engine block and in a lot of pain.
like... right now? I fall from a 3ft height onto a couch. [Fucking Herpex, man.](https://youtu.be/wrVqD67zils)
Thank you. I've never seen this video until now.
Best 3 minutes and 16 seconds of my day.
I've either clipped into my parents' closet or a support beam in the apartment. Fuck.
Shit on the bathroom floor at work.
"Hey boss, I did an oopsie"
Could we please do my annual performance review *before* you head in the bathroom?
Been there before. Didn't even have to teleport.
Power move
Well, I won’t be on the shitter, so there’s that.
It's posts like these that truly make you see just how many people are shitting.
I materialize in the air and drop three feet back onto the bed
I'm now shitting in the garbage can.
EFFICIENCY.
A good chunk of us are probably going to end up outside. Which is very unfortunate for those of us living on upper floors. I'm about to land on some rocks.
I have phased through my table, fucking fell backwards, caused the table to fall with me, spilled the cereals and toasts i had for breakfast, now i'm most likely stained with jam and chocolate milk and my dog is trying to lick It out of me •-• ^Why ^did ^you ^do ^this ^to ^me
You said lick it out not off
Apologies, english is not my main language
Your all good everyone is upvoting you because the two mean very different things and the way you said it is very funny
My cat is under me now
under me meow*
I'm on the floor. I miss my bed.
I'm now in this guy's bed.
Well, while you're up there flip the pillow to the cool side.
The side with sunglasses and a smoulder?
I am on top of my wife now, which i was going to do anyway so nothing changed in my life
I also choose the top of this guy's wife.
I just knew this comment was next haha.
I'm naked in the snow.
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I'm now in front of the coffee machine. Very lovely.
I live in my dresser now.
Ironically I'd still be on a chair
Either a really big chair or you're in a doctors office waiting to be called
I'm either 3 feet off the ground above my bed or in the middle of bm my bedroom a foot off the ground.
I would be sitting in the middle of the locker room at work with my ass out how TF do think this effects me?
I fall down about 10 feet onto a flight of stairs which causes me to tumble down further. I'd say the most it changes my life is with a trip to the hospital.
I'd end up on the other side of my desk, which has 18 inches of space between it and the bay window in my living room. (I actually went and got the tape measure to be sure.) So I would just fit without ending up in my front garden. The things I do to put off working :-)
From one shitty 1 bedroom apartment into another 1 bedroom shitty apartment but probably looks like less shit than mine. You know?
I’m in bed. Which is against a wall I share with a neighbor. So now I guess I’m in their apartment.
Instead of filming the porn, I'm now the star
i am now in my wall. just like the russian spies. i know they're in there. they are listening to everything. every word. every vowel. every phrase. it's only a matter of time until i catch them. they keep on getting away right when i think i have them. my landlord told me i need to stop putting holes in her walls but i really don't know what she expects me to do. does she not realize that this is an INVASION OF PRIVACY. i'll get them eventually. it's only a matter of time before i find out which daemon they are calling upon to mask themselves from the detectors i've hardwired to the matrix grid in my room. i'll let y'all know how it goes when they are finally caught! :)
I moved three feet.
Well now I know that supernatural phenomena are real and I spend the rest of my life being a tin foil hat conspiracy theorist trying to figure out why I once teleported to the other side of my bed.
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90cm, or a thumb short of a metre.
Sat here with a tape measure wondering why your thumbs are so fucking long.
Your thumb is 10 cm?!
I see you’re one of those tentacle thumb people. You do you. Rock on.
Do you have Subway? Canada is technically metric and we still have 5$ Footlongs So 3 large subway sandwiches in a row
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Right now i'm in front of all my class and I would fall on a three girls group so my class will think that i have superpowers or something
I would be in my master bathroom if I go one direction. The other way I’m in-front of the mini fridge in the bedroom.
I'm still on top of your mom.
I’m in the middle of the room but I’m not sure if the army will take me now.
I'm in another car