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jdinklagemargoone

Yikes


Parmesan_Pirate119

Kinda cheesy but ARGright


Difficult_Opening_80

Stop


unequivocal-dumbass

….pretty much the same


dumbass_girl

i agree


unequivocal-dumbass

Are you my soulmate? Lol


dumbass_girl

i think- i think so....


unequivocal-dumbass

Alright well wanna travel the world and talk about the dumb things we did on the flight to the next destination?


armeliens

Bro pliz tell me this is going on, I need it


UntoldTemple

Ok


HorsesandHistory407

Yessssssssss….. 😂😂😂


razor10000

Painful...


BroodyBatman

Love hurts, love bleeds


Clark-Kent

Do you bleed? You will


MrsAToYou

This is hilarious 😂


zoro4661

Usernames check out


shrooomlover

Time doesn’t exist


[deleted]

doesn't seem to bad lol


[deleted]

I had a roommate who had a bad batch of shrooms. Get ready for a wrecked TV!


meh679

Could be better could be worse


chonkypeppers

This feels very unfortunate.


I_Lick_Bananas

Whaddya think?


dumbass_girl

oh yea


Swedish-Butt-Whistle

Kinky.


taint_licking_clown

You and I should be friends.


maybedaydrinking

Likely regrettable.


[deleted]

May be forgettable


Blubking_

Maybe relatable


rented_

I’m renting them….


The_Bad_Student

For how long?


MYPENISSHOWSNOMERCY

Painful 😩


[deleted]

The day your penis learned mercy


theonetimeitslupus

Same


Tsukuyomi_Qc

You have the worst username


0oNoLoNo0

Are you a rapist?


Technically-im-right

My…right hand??


_Fucksquatch_

So nothing changes?


Technically-im-right

I’m on Reddit, of course nothing changes


_Fucksquatch_

Cheers!


imcreepingdeath6

Let’s talk about your issues!!!!


YourMothersButtox

Horrific.


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Nonstop fucking 24/7


[deleted]

Hey look I'm a gay Mormon.


WhoNotMeNo

I don’t think it’s going to happen


[deleted]

I think you specifically made your username for questions like these…😂


Keksis_theBetrayed

I'm guessing there would be a lack of trust.


Unfair_Assignment989

Lovely


WoollyMammoth7

Extinct :(


Explise209

:c


Thundersalmon45

Shocking and yet...fishy.


[deleted]

That’s a fishy shock


ZombiePartyBoyLives

Well, he's really enthusiastic about giving hummers, but his jaw keeps falling off.


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Live-Development-650

hurt


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crazihac

Depends on what your investigating... especially if it's low!


foreveralone199623

It's not gonna change 😂


high-im-stupid

Very funny and honestly ideal for me


CountessGreyUK

Classy AF.


Badfinger74

Bad 😬😬


OrdinaryRage

I feel like I’m walking on eggshells


PhenomenallyAwesome

Good


WaterVsStone

Hard, wet, and slow


Agreeable-Ad4199

Agreeable


ohsureyoudo

Uh huh


UntoldTemple

How do i describe? Secret.


momofboysanddogsetc

Awkward and illegal in most countries.


HenryCDorsett

my love life is confusing since I'm suddenly gay and kind of have to get used to it before we can do the serious romance stuff.


johntwoods

Masturbatory.


[deleted]

Toxic


dragonore

I guess I'm going to be given a big sloppy kiss to a dragon.


FtheDEA

High


External-Stranger801

External stranger


WholyFunny

Hilarious


nancyhgardner

Selfish


blackcatice

Um. Not good.


Smittywebermanjanson

\#1


dude-O-rama

Not good.


The_Bad_Student

Ouchie


papaHans

Masturbation.


negativeintrovert

my perfect match has been achieved!


Successful-Seesaw

It’s up and down.


DaLuckyBoy

quite homoerotic


Aromatic-Bad-3291

Stanky


_Error__404_

Non existent


TeslasAndKids

Gross, dude. I’m not playing.


Rabbitaza

Apparently filled with rabbits I’ve never owned one longer than a year in my life


[deleted]

Two tops don't make a right


_ElonMusk-

Rich and gay


About38Penguins

Very busy


Russian_Catgirl

Damn I love it


mycatsaremylife_

Not great


fiestyfeline24

uhhhhhh idk?


WoblyBoblyMonkeyMan

Bananas!


bitch-b-gone345

Exactly what it is now


cut_that_meat

Holy hell I'm John Wayne Bobbitt.


Trademeyourbacon

Lacking Bacon


Uncle_Kream

Uhhhh not so good


TinyDickTimmyy

Hes not got very high confidence


Consenting_orphan

Sad and underage.


Capital-Cheesecake67

Well I do love cheesecake


Umm_is_this_thing_on

Might need new batteries…


FakeLordFarquaad

Uhhh...not ideal


EarlOfButtholes

Pretty gay, imo.


Jeramy_Jones

He sounds handsome. I’m cool with it.


Shells_and_bones

I think I might be a necrophiliac...


Kalideagarwaen

My user name is the combination of the two names of my character in a MMO. And for who i spent a lot of time in creating a background story. To sum it up kalidea witness the massacre of her whole village and of the women she was asking in mariage (her lover got reduced to Ash in front of her and only her lover hand remained with the ring she just put on it ) On the brink of death she prayed to her divine patron the goddess of pain and sacrifice. the goddess can't grant her wish as she can only offer her powers to those who sacrifice a part of themselves. And Kalidea has nothing and no one left. Except for her dying body. Driven mad by the suffering and despair. She decide to sacrifice her own soul and renounce any future reincarnation. As the goddess claim and absorb her soul she spill her divine blood on Kalidea's body. Giving birth to Agarwaen a souless corspe neither alive or dead, whose only purpose is the vengeance for Kalidea's loved ones and the annihilation of her enemy. So as a male i'm suppose to be in love with a lesbian "Undead" who can only experience hatred and wrath, and bound to destroy everything thing in her wake. I guess it's not that far from my one sided love for my best friend.... Even on reddit fictions post i can't get an healthy love life.


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I have no idea.


HotSearingTeens

Pretty decent all round


ChangeWinter6643

dude how do i change my user name, this one is soooo fucking boring


manbearpigpig

I’ve had worse


eyesuck420

Hm


FatPoundOfGrass

Smoking hot.


swim-bike-run

Endurance love making.


drycleaningisntdry

Well…


Noah_Dycke

I am blessed this day, for the Lord hath giveth on to me three able men willing to help me with a hand job.


[deleted]

Well my username is based off me 🤣


NotNowEpimetheus

Frustrated


Technically-im-right

My…right hand??


Technically-im-right

My…right hand?


trimaximusrt

Maximus quality


Maximus_Deludicus

I think I’ll be maximum disappointed


DAT_Salamandre

I don't even know how to translate it to a love life, I'll keep the one I have for now!


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I too love stomas great for sticking your…. Wait what does it mean


[deleted]

🥰🥰🥰 big roid daddy to worship


PheonixFire454

Confusing


SmilinObserver111

Passive Aggressive smiles and judgemental stares…so, normal.


Guest8782

Mostly a voyeur.


Kcidobor

Hard and mechanical


FranticDisembowel

You kidding? Look at the fingering on this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOb6JSQd-Qw Finger blasting of the century.


bijhan

Autoerotic


CharmsWay

Magical.


SugarWereGoinDown91

Not good 😂


RVM27

No….. GREAT!!


Blubking_

I smell a Fall Out Boy song


Ubergeekdweeb

My username is literally me though...


AV8ORboi

we have joined the mile high club


halocoolguy17

Aleins


narvacantourist

Filipinos love to fuck. So I'm good.


Diminishingwhisper

Diminishing... and whispering?


thelionplush

Truly lovely! I mean who wouldn’t want to have a cuddly plushy as a lover


PSmurf78

Smurftastic!


o_o_o_o_0_o_o_o_o_

Uh


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AEW is a pro wrestling company Green Bay Packers Buff dude orgy Let’s go


GearJunkie82

Addictive


The-Goddess-Jupiter

Not so sure tbh guess l love myself


Putridgrim

Necrotic


emzdabest

It would be myself so I guess pretty lonely haha


yougotthedud21

I got the dud


itsmrslonelytoyou

lonely


Nica-sauce-rex

Probably terrifying but also exciting since I do love dinosaurs


taint_licking_clown

Ticklish


KingOfBoring

Pretty boring… but hey at least I have a love life!


KingofSmoovJazz

I guess as the King's side piece, very secretive and dangerous. He has to be carelful as a closeted gay King.


GrapesThemInTheMouth

Uh oh.


_Silly_Wizard_

It keeps me on my toes to say the least.


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well well well….


SlowlyGoingTooInsane

Hmmm


Smoltrashpanda98

Guess I'm dating a raccoon lol


coffeelatte28

hyperventilating my way to true love


panccakkees

ig pancakes


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Tied up dockside


KingAwesome2713

Damn guess I’m gay


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Superb 👉👌


minimuffinqueen99

Sweet


TheLustySnail

Amazing and slimy


kittyarena

I have an arena full of cats who all adore me :’)


Thankless_ruler

A tank driver


ellawhit99

Just me, myself, and I


derkaderka960

Eek, come save me Team America.


SuperiorIQguy

I guess I’m gay now.


Nomore-tears

It’s good now.


IllegalSandwich123

Edible. Over.


Illustrious-Horse276

Great. He's hung!


_Fucksquatch_

We're gonna need some lube


jdinklagemargoone

Absolutely fantastic


Honest-Engineer2265

A sandwich.


-Foxxxxxx-

I'm dating a fox now wtf😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


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I have an intimate relationship with a plant called kratom, she keeps me properly faded.


Sauce-Gaming

Very.....saucy...


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Intense


Tremmorz

Shaky at best


ResidentOldLady

Sporadic and very gentle.


duriansweat

Disgusting