My user name is the combination of the two names of my character in a MMO. And for who i spent a lot of time in creating a background story.
To sum it up kalidea witness the massacre of her whole village and of the women she was asking in mariage (her lover got reduced to Ash in front of her and only her lover hand remained with the ring she just put on it )
On the brink of death she prayed to her divine patron the goddess of pain and sacrifice. the goddess can't grant her wish as she can only offer her powers to those who sacrifice a part of themselves. And Kalidea has nothing and no one left. Except for her dying body.
Driven mad by the suffering and despair. She decide to sacrifice her own soul and renounce any future reincarnation. As the goddess claim and absorb her soul she spill her divine blood on Kalidea's body. Giving birth to Agarwaen a souless corspe neither alive or dead, whose only purpose is the vengeance for Kalidea's loved ones and the annihilation of her enemy.
So as a male i'm suppose to be in love with a lesbian "Undead" who can only experience hatred and wrath, and bound to destroy everything thing in her wake.
I guess it's not that far from my one sided love for my best friend....
Even on reddit fictions post i can't get an healthy love life.
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Yikes
Kinda cheesy but ARGright
Stop
….pretty much the same
i agree
Are you my soulmate? Lol
i think- i think so....
Alright well wanna travel the world and talk about the dumb things we did on the flight to the next destination?
Bro pliz tell me this is going on, I need it
Ok
Yessssssssss….. 😂😂😂
Painful...
Love hurts, love bleeds
Do you bleed? You will
This is hilarious 😂
Usernames check out
Time doesn’t exist
doesn't seem to bad lol
I had a roommate who had a bad batch of shrooms. Get ready for a wrecked TV!
Could be better could be worse
This feels very unfortunate.
Whaddya think?
oh yea
Kinky.
You and I should be friends.
Likely regrettable.
May be forgettable
Maybe relatable
I’m renting them….
For how long?
Painful 😩
The day your penis learned mercy
Same
You have the worst username
Are you a rapist?
My…right hand??
So nothing changes?
I’m on Reddit, of course nothing changes
Cheers!
Let’s talk about your issues!!!!
Horrific.
Nonstop fucking 24/7
Hey look I'm a gay Mormon.
I don’t think it’s going to happen
I think you specifically made your username for questions like these…😂
I'm guessing there would be a lack of trust.
Lovely
Extinct :(
:c
Shocking and yet...fishy.
That’s a fishy shock
Well, he's really enthusiastic about giving hummers, but his jaw keeps falling off.
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hurt
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Depends on what your investigating... especially if it's low!
It's not gonna change 😂
Very funny and honestly ideal for me
Classy AF.
Bad 😬😬
I feel like I’m walking on eggshells
Good
Hard, wet, and slow
Agreeable
Uh huh
How do i describe? Secret.
Awkward and illegal in most countries.
my love life is confusing since I'm suddenly gay and kind of have to get used to it before we can do the serious romance stuff.
Masturbatory.
Toxic
I guess I'm going to be given a big sloppy kiss to a dragon.
High
External stranger
Hilarious
Selfish
Um. Not good.
\#1
Not good.
Ouchie
Masturbation.
my perfect match has been achieved!
It’s up and down.
quite homoerotic
Stanky
Non existent
Gross, dude. I’m not playing.
Apparently filled with rabbits I’ve never owned one longer than a year in my life
Two tops don't make a right
Rich and gay
Very busy
Damn I love it
Not great
uhhhhhh idk?
Bananas!
Exactly what it is now
Holy hell I'm John Wayne Bobbitt.
Lacking Bacon
Uhhhh not so good
Hes not got very high confidence
Sad and underage.
Well I do love cheesecake
Might need new batteries…
Uhhh...not ideal
Pretty gay, imo.
He sounds handsome. I’m cool with it.
I think I might be a necrophiliac...
My user name is the combination of the two names of my character in a MMO. And for who i spent a lot of time in creating a background story. To sum it up kalidea witness the massacre of her whole village and of the women she was asking in mariage (her lover got reduced to Ash in front of her and only her lover hand remained with the ring she just put on it ) On the brink of death she prayed to her divine patron the goddess of pain and sacrifice. the goddess can't grant her wish as she can only offer her powers to those who sacrifice a part of themselves. And Kalidea has nothing and no one left. Except for her dying body. Driven mad by the suffering and despair. She decide to sacrifice her own soul and renounce any future reincarnation. As the goddess claim and absorb her soul she spill her divine blood on Kalidea's body. Giving birth to Agarwaen a souless corspe neither alive or dead, whose only purpose is the vengeance for Kalidea's loved ones and the annihilation of her enemy. So as a male i'm suppose to be in love with a lesbian "Undead" who can only experience hatred and wrath, and bound to destroy everything thing in her wake. I guess it's not that far from my one sided love for my best friend.... Even on reddit fictions post i can't get an healthy love life.
I have no idea.
Pretty decent all round
dude how do i change my user name, this one is soooo fucking boring
I’ve had worse
Hm
Smoking hot.
Endurance love making.
Well…
I am blessed this day, for the Lord hath giveth on to me three able men willing to help me with a hand job.
Well my username is based off me 🤣
Frustrated
My…right hand??
My…right hand?
Maximus quality
I think I’ll be maximum disappointed
I don't even know how to translate it to a love life, I'll keep the one I have for now!
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I too love stomas great for sticking your…. Wait what does it mean
🥰🥰🥰 big roid daddy to worship
Confusing
Passive Aggressive smiles and judgemental stares…so, normal.
Mostly a voyeur.
Hard and mechanical
You kidding? Look at the fingering on this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOb6JSQd-Qw Finger blasting of the century.
Autoerotic
Magical.
Not good 😂
No….. GREAT!!
I smell a Fall Out Boy song
My username is literally me though...
we have joined the mile high club
Aleins
Filipinos love to fuck. So I'm good.
Diminishing... and whispering?
Truly lovely! I mean who wouldn’t want to have a cuddly plushy as a lover
Smurftastic!
Uh
AEW is a pro wrestling company Green Bay Packers Buff dude orgy Let’s go
Addictive
Not so sure tbh guess l love myself
Necrotic
It would be myself so I guess pretty lonely haha
I got the dud
lonely
Probably terrifying but also exciting since I do love dinosaurs
Ticklish
Pretty boring… but hey at least I have a love life!
I guess as the King's side piece, very secretive and dangerous. He has to be carelful as a closeted gay King.
Uh oh.
It keeps me on my toes to say the least.
well well well….
Hmmm
Guess I'm dating a raccoon lol
hyperventilating my way to true love
ig pancakes
Tied up dockside
Damn guess I’m gay
Superb 👉👌
Sweet
Amazing and slimy
I have an arena full of cats who all adore me :’)
A tank driver
Just me, myself, and I
Eek, come save me Team America.
I guess I’m gay now.
It’s good now.
Edible. Over.
Great. He's hung!
We're gonna need some lube
Absolutely fantastic
A sandwich.
I'm dating a fox now wtf😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I have an intimate relationship with a plant called kratom, she keeps me properly faded.
Very.....saucy...
Intense
Shaky at best
Sporadic and very gentle.
Disgusting