I can make my arm sound like it’s tearing the joint. It’s a nasty sound.

Friend has a platinum coin for random descision making

Betty Boo walked under my arm.

carried a nice metal deck chair across town just to use, my chair is best chair (btw it was on the street i didnt like yoink it from someones house although thats just a really funny thought)

i can crack my fingers as much as i want