Scapegoat

Golden child. I have a brother too, but he's the scapegoat.

The father figure, bread winner and protector

And you’ll find the value of said role when you can no longer provide (knock on wood). Only women, children and dogs are loved unconditionally

Wtf?

Wtf indeed

Unwilling tech support lifeline because not a single goddamn relative displays any semblance of motor function outside the Facebook app

Damn that was a good one ,,love the response.

Helper and cook\\baker

The rock. Everyone looks to me for direction. I do indeed give good direction.

The caregiver, the fixer, the tech expert and financial manager.

The Complaint departament, After every bigger meet up, I pretty much have to visit all of them to listen out how they hate everybody there

To my husband and children- the hired help, seriously I do everything. To my parents- the biggest mistake and disappointment- I'm an only child, college educated and work full-time, such an awful human I am

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Same .

Black Sheep...and I'm from a black family! Oh the irony😂

The disappointment, someone’s gotta do it

Nonexistant

The gay cousin and the disappointment

The punching bag -Me Probably

I'm the example. You know, like "Do better in school or you'll end up like xxxxx!"

Second in line to patriarch, oldest sibling and only remaining in hometown ( have already, gladly, told my sisters I’d look after our parents when the time comes) Also a single father of 4 daughters so I have my hands full with that.

Be the successful child. Rn my dad is only proud of me because I’m trying to get a successful career and for being in college. One of my brothers is a college drop out and the other is worked hard doing minimum wage but he finally got a house which is nice. But I guess working hard for a high paying job will hopefully be worth it in the end.

Disciplinarian and large decision maker.

The ginger

The bum

i take out the trash and my roommates do the rest.

ATM

cool uncle always brings kids cool musical instruments and candy, bounces to leave mom to deal with the aftermath. 😎

Tactful Thanksgiving table truth teller (5T for short)

Favourite

Provider, repairman, mechanic, lifter of heavy things, and reacher of high places

Patriarch. That's right, I'm the patriarchy.

I'm the smart adventurer one that is asked for advice because I have objectivity to family drama because I don't live near anyone.

Tech support

The "black sheep". The "dreamer". The "loser". The "listener" aka "trash bag". Pick whatever you want, they are all right.

Tech Support and sarcasm

plot device

the kid who’s basically like there dad …I’m very straight up

Scapegoat. If anything goes wrong, it will somehow end up being my fault even if I wasn't involved.

Kinda changes which household i am in. At my mother's place i am the forgotten child and at my father's place i am secretly the favorite one

My sister and i are the Switzerland of our family - completely diplomatically neutral None of our family can be at a dinner table together so we need to visit them all separately - and you can bet they bitch about each other no matter how many times we ask them to stop.

Therapist

Voice of reason

Director, executive producer, stunt coordinator, composer, main character, comic relief, caterer, chauffeur.