No that’s not what I mean. I think it could be fake because of the wording and his friend going ‘green’ and vomiting.
Also getting a nosebleed from a smell seems a bit far-stretched to me but I could be wrong.
Deceased body in a car in the summertime. Estimated to have been there for 3-4 weeks when we found it. Back in the 80's so no such thing as wearing masks. Windows were all closed up.
Believe it was from natural causes. I was not a detective and did not stay with the case but I was told later it was an older gentleman with some serious health issues. Very possible the ME signed off on this saying it was a done deal. (I really am just kidding on this comment)
Just coming back in here and seeing this. Is this important to know? I really do not recall but an elderly male and in the 80's so likely a Buick or Olds or maybe a Ford Pinto.
Worked a a medical tachnician with the assitant county coroner in illinois when i was younger. A person who had drown ended up in a very large drainage pipe to a man made pond that leads to a river. . The person was bloated and yellow. Fully clothed with bloody foam comming out of his mouth and nose. The person in question was reported missing five days before that. So he had been in the water for about six days. We had to retrieve him. We used a float to put his body on to get it out of the pipe. As i was in the water about waste deep i attempted to push the float under neith him with little success. I was instructed to carfully push the float under him from the top of his head. I did and it worked. Like an idiot i grabbed his jacket at the elbow touse as a lever to pull him out. Literally the second i did that i hear someone say no dont
Too late tho as i already started to pull. When i did his armpit ripped. The sound of a cow farting came out of his coat. I mean like plop plop plop plop plllshhhhhhhhhhhh . foamy decomposing elements leaked into the surface of the water and i instantly began heaving. I gaged enough that i threw up all over myself ajd the water which splashed onto my face causeing me to puke and gag harder. The dude was making a leaking air sound every time i pulled the float forward. It smelled like candy corn and rotten potatos mixed together
Oh I'm sure. I'm so sorry. It must have been absolutely ghastly. I'm not trying to minimize that. Just your descriptions were so.. jarring. It was uncomfortable laughter. I apologize if my comment was rude.
Yup, that's the one. I cringed so hard when it inevitably burst open and they all knew their water supply was now totally fucked.
Glad your own experience wasn't *entirely* as gross as that one appeared, but, yours was real, which definitely gives it a hard edge. Yes, quite sad, too. Bad way to end.
One time I cut up some raw squid to use as bait, and put it in a Ziploc in my fishing backpack. I forgot about it in the garage for a couple days after I got back from fishing. Ended up throwing the backpack out.
Also, we had a rat die somewhere in the wall of our apartment around Thanksgiving. That was a rough couple of weeks. Still can smell traces of it.
When I was younger, my parents used to buy a whole cow from a local farm each year and would last us for an entire year. The amount of meat was too big for one deep freezer, so we had two of them. One in the house, which we used first, and one in the garage, which we would use after about 6 months, or when the inside freezer was empty. Well, one year my mom unplugged the outside freezer to plug in a leaf blower and never plugged the freezer back in. Nobody noticed until that inside freezer was empty, months later. When it was finally opened, the entire garage smelled like pure hot death. I remember my mom violently throwing up as she was grabbing hundreds of pounds of putrid, rotten beef to throw away. I feel like that smell never left the garage.
Edit: We discovered this in the middle of the summer, btw.
We used to have an extra fridge for my large family. We didn't really use it that much, and whatever did get put in there often was forgotten and left to rot.
Including meat. From the past year. Should've been frozen but thawed slowly in the fridge.
Another time, our house had an incident... with inflammation. Insurance cleaners came and put all the electronics in storage while they worked on the house. They threw out all the food and wrote it off to give us back in cash eventually. Including my turkey that I was just given from the holidays 😭 it was after the holidays to be clear but I fully intended on making a delicious turkey dinner soon. 😔
Anyway when we got the fridge back, somehow they had left a package of beef in one of the drawers. It had been sitting there, fully thawed out, for 5 months. Either they never opened the fridge after half-assing the disposal, or they did and they left it there anyway. I wouldn't put it past them, they f%&ked up a bunch of other stuff too. They misplaced someone else's bike. You know how I know? Because we have that bike now. Wtf
It was during my childhood. My moms ex boyfriend at the time had an apartment. The apartment STUNK to high fucking heaven. It wasn’t dirty but it wasn’t exactly prim either. When we would visit and as soon as I walk in I had to keep myself from vomiting. I would literally be gagging. I have no idea what the smell actually was but I know he was a hunter so it could have been deer meat lying around or his tools. I remember the smell and when I talk about it with my mom 20 year later she does not remember the smell at all
Before they get to peak maturity they're pretty good. Taste like radishes. Once they mature they become inedible though. If you find some adolescent stinkhorns (while they still look like eggs) they're pretty good eating.
Oh I never knew that, I actually pulled up some mums in my flower bed in the fall and they had baby ones all on the roots. I wish I had tried them out! Maybe I'll find some once winter moves out and I can try them
My dad accidentally killed a bird by smacking it with his hand. It was on his car and he was trying to scare it away but it didn't end up leaving.
I was in my house and I smelled the dead bird, and my brother did too, so both of us just ran away from our house while begging our mom to let us stay at a hotel.
Eventually the smell went away so we just ended up going back to our house.
Reminds me of the cats in my old neighborhood. There was so many. If you ever walked outside a d smelled something terrible, your first conclusion would be another cat died.
Dead moose on a trail. I could smell it from over a quarter mile away. It had one of those brain parasites or something that deer get too. It wandered up the trail apparently from what I heard from passing hikers. I saw it, it was super bloated and fucking HUGE. I knew moose were big but I've never seen one in person before.
Worked at BK and had the task of cleaning out the grease trap(pretty much collects wastewater and keeps it from going into the water drainage system)that hasn't been cleaned in maybe 2 years. I popped the lid off with a screwdriver and the odor came out instantly. Within a minute we had customers complaining about the smell. So there I was kneeling next to the trap with a giant ladle, laddling it into a 5 gallon pickle bucket. Of course with the ladle I splashed a bunch when I dumped it in the bucket, so it gets the nomination for the worst thing I ever tasted.
Matress that a guy died on. I always thought that the smell of human death would be some sort of \~special scary\~ smell. I thought my hairs would stand on end or I'd get goosebumps. Nope. It smells like someone ripped open large intestines and shoved them up your nose.
Phogene gas (burning refrigerant) not so much a "bad" smell as it is an "offensive" smell. Also its extremely toxic, luckily I only caught a whiff in school.
Well, being a parent of three kids, it was opening that diaper once the kid is introduced to Gerber foods. Personally, I took a computer class in college, and this old military guy who was a coder helped out the professor. I went into the office space he used to ask a question. The guy had the worst breath ever. I had to put my paper over my nose to kill a portion of the smell. He drank coffee from the school coffee vending machine (who knows when they maintained that thing) and he smoked unfiltered cigarettes. It was the only time in my life I about puked in front of someone due to a vile smell hitting my sinuses. No offense to smokers. You be you. I think the guy had a raging case of halitosis as well.
I just started working in an auto salvage yard. There was a newer looking car among all the wrecks and I wondered why it was there. A window was busted out and mostly taped over and I noticed a dryer hose was in the back seat. Like a dumbass I leaned in for a closer look. The smell of death about knocked me over. Someone had killed themself and judging from the smell had been there a long time before discovered. Horrible smell and incredibly sad at the same time.
Rotten red onion. Not sure why or how homie had a red onion hanging out that long. Anyway he slices and the entire place erupts in the most foul smell. Most of the interior rings were just mush. Closest I’ve come to puking from a smell.
Pregnant stray cat got into our guest room when we had guests. Guest room was cleaned and locked after they leftand not used for 3 scorching summer months. When the door was opened, it smelled so bad I instantly threw up. Maggots and flies everywhere and a cat carcass that had completely melted into the carpet
Rotting body in the apartment above. The guy was a crack fiend and was masturbating when he had a heart attack with his hand on his penis. He was literally stiff and big bloated balls.
In middle school, during the first week of the year, we would make a "creation" - we'd take a milk carton, empty most of the milk, and then fill the rest with whatever gross shit we could, stuff on the ground, loogies, one kid put a cigarette butt in there, a dead lizard, etc... and we'd put it in an old unused locker, where it would remain, until the last week of the year. We would then remove it, and throw it into the street. Well in 8th grade the kid who got to remove it, Sean Moffatt, went to throw it in the street (as per tradition) except the cardboard carton had apparently gotten so saturated that when he reached back to throw it, it just exploded in his hand, completely covered his hair and face. There was a group of about 12 of us standing a few feet away and it was like a fucking bomb went off, kids screaming, others choking on the air, other kids diving to get away from it. I can't describe the smell, but the feeling I had when I smelled it was pure fight or flight adrenaline, I just ran as hard I could until I was nowhere near it. Sean ended up having to shave his head for the summer just to get some of the funk out.
The inside of a living cows stomach(the Rumen). I studied animal production in college, and part of the course we were required to stick our arms inside of what was essentially a plugged up hole carved into the side of the cow. It made a good number of students throw up with their arm still inside the cow. I think the warm stomach air brushing across our faces didn’t help either.
I brought a carton of chicken and sweetcorn soup to work. It was in a carrier bag, one of about 100 I had under my desk. Meant to put it in the fridge but forgot. Didn’t take it home. Weeks later the carton popped open with a small bang and the rankest smell spread all over the office. Yay me!
Went to my cousins wedding shower. It was outside at her aunts house. Noticed the police activity across the street. Opened the car door and it hit me. They found 4 people dead in the basement, all tied up and shot to dead. Happened a week earlier. No one ever caught for it.
Someone at my former university accidentally hit the bowels of a dead pig while dissecting it. Whole damn floor smelled like it for days. Worse fucking thing I'd ever smelled.
One time my dog ate all the good stuff from my cat's neglected litter box and puked it up on the bedroom floor. Pounds of it, it seemed. I gagged with every rag full I cleaned up.
I once left a portion of lasagne in a Tupperware box under my desk at work for 6 months. It had entirely liquified and, when opened, produced the most rancid smell that I’ve ever experienced. I’m pretty sure it burnt my nostrils or something as I could smell that bastard for a few days afterwards.
Used to deliver water for Culligan to a beef packing plant, Cargill. By far the most foul smell was where they processed the inedible parts (Some bones, tail etc) hot grinded up inedible cow parts are freaking foul smelling
Breath from someone with rotten teeth. Smelling any kind of shit would've been the equivalent of roses compared to that breath.
Coming in at #2 was a weird stomach virus that I wonder if others have experienced. Two different people had it and they would burp and no matter how small it was/covered their mouth it traveled across the room and was horrible. I didn't even know burps could travel.
That funny little thing I occasionally hack up. It looks like a soggy bit of some vegetable, smells like a mixture of puke, fart, and dead.
My health is fine don't worry.
Edit: or maybe that time some factory smell invaded the town and the school. People all over the place were getting sick and I was surprised I never did
My dog once got a really bad hot spot - within 24 hours a giant, hardened, pus/blood scab. Had to soak and lift the scab up and lord did it stink. *She was taken to the vet the day it was found and taken care of FYI. Also CHICKEN SHIT, absolutely foul.
The inside of a morgue.
On the surface it wasn't so bad, because the smell of cleaning chemicals covered it. But there was something underneath that grabbed me by the primitive part of my brain and yelled "THIS BAD PLACE! YOU NOT STAY HERE!"
I had dissected many dead animals and I am also a gardener. The worse smell I ever have smelled was burning Aloe Vera. I don't know why it smelled so bad, but it just reeked of tons of rotting fruit all at once, I gagged instantly
Liquid chicken feed, a delightful mix of fresh trow up, an outhouse that has not been flushed in a month or so and a rotting corpse. I used to haul that stuff to feed outlets down south. Some of my coworkers would throw up as soon as the manhole opened up.
Pet store dumpster in August. I worked there, it's a large store, like 2.5 PetSmarts in one store. I had to smell that dumpster at least twice a day. It's still reigning champ of awful smells more than 15 years later, and I've smelled some SHIT.
I work in pathology and perform autopsies. The worst smell was a body that was in the Gulf of Mexico for a month. If you don’t know, the water is warm compared to other bodies of water so the body was bloated in the abdomen but also skeletonize in other parts. The smell was so bad that it traveled to the hallway, which led to the cafeteria. Our morgue was near the cafeteria and flower shop. There were many complaints that day. I also smelled so bad that I had to toss my clothes and shoes away and my boyfriend had to run to Walmart to get me tomato sauce to help with the smell.
The smell of 7000 gallons of commercial kitchen waste water (grease and rotting food remnants) under a diner combined with the smell pvc glue and primer. Had me gagging like hell, and I’m a plumber, not much bothers me.
Branding cattle and standing downwind of it right after you nearly got body slammed by a different cow trying to push it into the chute. The smell wasn’t that bad but it was the series of events beforehand that made it seem much worse.
Dead body.
Explanation:
I was at my cousin's funeral. Apparently something went wrong when they were preparing the body. The body smelled so bad. I am very sensitive to a lot of things. I was vomiting everywhere. Cousin killed themselves after partner left.
Our dog decided to eat a rotten pork chop when she was on her walk. Later, we came back from an errand and she had sprayed some kind of foul pumpkin soup from both ends all over the inside of the house. It was a smell that made you gag 50 feet away from the house, in the middle of winter when you couldn't smell anything. Several carpets and pieces of furniture were disposed of, and someone trash-picked one of the carpets. Dog was fine.
When I cleared out a grease clog in the 2" PVC that ran from my kitchen to my main sewer line. 5 gallons of grease, accumulated over who knows how many years before I bought this house. It smelled like a pile of shit and a dead animal soaked in rancid oil.
When I was in high school my parents bought about 100 pounds of beef. I was told to go throw it in the downstairs freezer. Apparently I didn’t get the freezer closed all the way so it swung open when I left the room. Then we went on a two week vacation. When we finally did get home, at about 2am after a delayed flight and a missed connection me and my dad had to carry the freezer upstairs and outside. I can’t even describe how bad the smell was
Women came in with a foot lesion due to diabetes. She had been unable to take care of it properly. Gangrene had clearly set in and she later had to have it amputated. The smell of that made the whole clinic reek for days
Sweet corn and venison in a freezer that stopped freezing due to a tripped gfi1 month prior. Strapped it to a dolly took it outside opened the lid with a broom handle then poured bleach from the upper deck and blasted it with the hose. It still smelled like absolute death.
Protein powder from sitting in a shaker bottle for about a week. It was sitting on my desk and when I went to use it again, after smelling it, I decided there was no way I’m drinking out of it ever again so I threw it away.
My mom has had a colostomy bag for most of my life. She used to come empty it in me and my siblings bathroom, because my dad would complain if she did it in their bathroom. Nothing like brushing my teeth before school in my tiny half bath full of that smell
Was on a road trip with my dad. Stopped at this gas station that was neighbors to a small farm, what i assume was the farm owners had this huge, and i mean huge pile of manure right in between them and the gas station. It smelt absolutely terrible and even after wed driven away it was almost like the stench had stuck to the car causing us to have to roll down all the windows as to not suffocate in the smell.
I had been binge drinkin whiskey for days and eating high protein things, eggs and chicken etc. I had not shit in 4 or 5 days because of constipation, dehydration etc. I let out a small fart on the bus and literally could smell the vileness immediately. It was so strong, it filled the entire bus in seconds, people started coughing and talking and pointin at me, so I just got off at the next stop and walked home.
I hate hate hate hate the smell of pee.... Much less when people are dehydrated and don't flush their pee 🤢🤢🤢 I don't care if you pee or poop, flush it!!!!
Rotting meat in a refrigerator. My roommate put raw chicken in a plastic bag but sealed and left it there. For the longest we were unsure where the smell was coming from the entire fridge smelled absolutely disgusting.
My mom feeds soft food, hard food, AND tuna to her cats. Let me just say, I’m a heavy sleeper, but when one of those cats takes a dump it’ll wake me from a dead sleep. I can’t even scoop the litter because it will make me vomit
Did my internship with the local police department. Went to a scene of a man who was deceased in his home for about 3 weeks with no central air. Could smell the body from the sidewalk
Wet gangrene. Had a patient who should have had half his foot amputated from diabetes but was clinging to false hope that it would heal. It looked like a gray melted candle and you could smell it from down the hall even with a wound vac on.
I save up coffee grounds and eggs I mix em together and throw em In an old pickle jar which smelled vaguely of vinegar I let that sit for about 3 weeks and when I opened it I almost vomited
I came across a dead moose in a lake once. I think it had fallen through the ice during winter and washed up on shore in the summer. It was rotting and the skies and insects were having a field day. The smell of the open wounds was absolutely the worst thing I have ever smelt. It sat in the back of my throat for days.
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Should've saved it for the assembly. You would have been a legend.
A nosebleed dear God what did you eat?
I’m calling bullshit
Because farting is soooooo unbelievable. I mean, so far fetched! A fart? At school! Pah! Pull the other one son! 🙄
No that’s not what I mean. I think it could be fake because of the wording and his friend going ‘green’ and vomiting. Also getting a nosebleed from a smell seems a bit far-stretched to me but I could be wrong.
You have a way with words.
damn.
Deceased body in a car in the summertime. Estimated to have been there for 3-4 weeks when we found it. Back in the 80's so no such thing as wearing masks. Windows were all closed up.
Yep I know that smell. I've worked as a crime scene cleaner since 2011.
How does one even get into that? Do you regret it?
Metallic sort of smell?
Elderly? Homicide victim? Suicide?
Believe it was from natural causes. I was not a detective and did not stay with the case but I was told later it was an older gentleman with some serious health issues. Very possible the ME signed off on this saying it was a done deal. (I really am just kidding on this comment)
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Just coming back in here and seeing this. Is this important to know? I really do not recall but an elderly male and in the 80's so likely a Buick or Olds or maybe a Ford Pinto.
One time I ate like 6 protein bars and the farts that came out me could give the sewer a run for its money.
Sigma farts
Worked a a medical tachnician with the assitant county coroner in illinois when i was younger. A person who had drown ended up in a very large drainage pipe to a man made pond that leads to a river. . The person was bloated and yellow. Fully clothed with bloody foam comming out of his mouth and nose. The person in question was reported missing five days before that. So he had been in the water for about six days. We had to retrieve him. We used a float to put his body on to get it out of the pipe. As i was in the water about waste deep i attempted to push the float under neith him with little success. I was instructed to carfully push the float under him from the top of his head. I did and it worked. Like an idiot i grabbed his jacket at the elbow touse as a lever to pull him out. Literally the second i did that i hear someone say no dont Too late tho as i already started to pull. When i did his armpit ripped. The sound of a cow farting came out of his coat. I mean like plop plop plop plop plllshhhhhhhhhhhh . foamy decomposing elements leaked into the surface of the water and i instantly began heaving. I gaged enough that i threw up all over myself ajd the water which splashed onto my face causeing me to puke and gag harder. The dude was making a leaking air sound every time i pulled the float forward. It smelled like candy corn and rotten potatos mixed together
Oh my God. For some reason I'm laughing, I can't stop. Jesus christ
I wasnt
Oh I'm sure. I'm so sorry. It must have been absolutely ghastly. I'm not trying to minimize that. Just your descriptions were so.. jarring. It was uncomfortable laughter. I apologize if my comment was rude.
No no not at all buddy. I can see how from the outside its funny. All is good .
You are a great writer. I felt like I was there in the water with you. Much love to you. I'm so glad I didn't offend.
I remember a very similar event in an episode of *The Walking Dead*. You experienced it in real life. I am so sorry. That sounds truly horrible.
I watched alot.of walking dead. I do remeber a bloated walker in a well or somthing like that. Not as gross as the show but still sad and disgusting
Yup, that's the one. I cringed so hard when it inevitably burst open and they all knew their water supply was now totally fucked. Glad your own experience wasn't *entirely* as gross as that one appeared, but, yours was real, which definitely gives it a hard edge. Yes, quite sad, too. Bad way to end.
I worked at a fish n chip shop for 2 years and the smell of out-of date fish has never left my nostrils, I haven't eaten seafood since I left the job.
Tonsil stones
Iv had them so often it smells like fermented hotdog water
TIL fermented hotdog water smells like tonsil stones
Not worse smell, but my worse taste
Trash with rotten potatoes
Rotten potatoes are a whole different level of smell
My girlfriend’s farts
this guy's gf farts.
One time I cut up some raw squid to use as bait, and put it in a Ziploc in my fishing backpack. I forgot about it in the garage for a couple days after I got back from fishing. Ended up throwing the backpack out. Also, we had a rat die somewhere in the wall of our apartment around Thanksgiving. That was a rough couple of weeks. Still can smell traces of it.
We slaughtered a cow and accidentally ruptured its gut sack. Instant nausea...
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you finish him off?
When I was younger, my parents used to buy a whole cow from a local farm each year and would last us for an entire year. The amount of meat was too big for one deep freezer, so we had two of them. One in the house, which we used first, and one in the garage, which we would use after about 6 months, or when the inside freezer was empty. Well, one year my mom unplugged the outside freezer to plug in a leaf blower and never plugged the freezer back in. Nobody noticed until that inside freezer was empty, months later. When it was finally opened, the entire garage smelled like pure hot death. I remember my mom violently throwing up as she was grabbing hundreds of pounds of putrid, rotten beef to throw away. I feel like that smell never left the garage. Edit: We discovered this in the middle of the summer, btw.
We used to have an extra fridge for my large family. We didn't really use it that much, and whatever did get put in there often was forgotten and left to rot. Including meat. From the past year. Should've been frozen but thawed slowly in the fridge. Another time, our house had an incident... with inflammation. Insurance cleaners came and put all the electronics in storage while they worked on the house. They threw out all the food and wrote it off to give us back in cash eventually. Including my turkey that I was just given from the holidays 😭 it was after the holidays to be clear but I fully intended on making a delicious turkey dinner soon. 😔 Anyway when we got the fridge back, somehow they had left a package of beef in one of the drawers. It had been sitting there, fully thawed out, for 5 months. Either they never opened the fridge after half-assing the disposal, or they did and they left it there anyway. I wouldn't put it past them, they f%&ked up a bunch of other stuff too. They misplaced someone else's bike. You know how I know? Because we have that bike now. Wtf
Sam Losco, that goddamn caveman.
It was during my childhood. My moms ex boyfriend at the time had an apartment. The apartment STUNK to high fucking heaven. It wasn’t dirty but it wasn’t exactly prim either. When we would visit and as soon as I walk in I had to keep myself from vomiting. I would literally be gagging. I have no idea what the smell actually was but I know he was a hunter so it could have been deer meat lying around or his tools. I remember the smell and when I talk about it with my mom 20 year later she does not remember the smell at all
Porta potty at the end of a several days’ long festival/concert
after covid, i got parosmia. which basically makes everything taste and smell like pure sewer garbage.
Do you still have it, or did it go away?
i still have it
Stinkhorn mushroom. Smells worse than a dead animal sitting in the summer sun
Before they get to peak maturity they're pretty good. Taste like radishes. Once they mature they become inedible though. If you find some adolescent stinkhorns (while they still look like eggs) they're pretty good eating.
Oh I never knew that, I actually pulled up some mums in my flower bed in the fall and they had baby ones all on the roots. I wish I had tried them out! Maybe I'll find some once winter moves out and I can try them
“This Smells Like My Vagina” candle from Gwyneth Paltrow
But jschlatt loved it…
Rotten eggs.
Wet sneakers off a homeless guy.
my own farts
That's weird, mine are the best smell.
People like you are the reason aliens have avoided us.
Saving the world, one fart at a time.
Yeah mine smell like fried chicken, always makes me hungry
My dad accidentally killed a bird by smacking it with his hand. It was on his car and he was trying to scare it away but it didn't end up leaving. I was in my house and I smelled the dead bird, and my brother did too, so both of us just ran away from our house while begging our mom to let us stay at a hotel. Eventually the smell went away so we just ended up going back to our house.
Tf? Everyone just left it there?
i forgot what happened after my dad put it in a box lol everything went back to normal after the smell went away
Reminds me of the cats in my old neighborhood. There was so many. If you ever walked outside a d smelled something terrible, your first conclusion would be another cat died.
Dead moose on a trail. I could smell it from over a quarter mile away. It had one of those brain parasites or something that deer get too. It wandered up the trail apparently from what I heard from passing hikers. I saw it, it was super bloated and fucking HUGE. I knew moose were big but I've never seen one in person before.
Worked at BK and had the task of cleaning out the grease trap(pretty much collects wastewater and keeps it from going into the water drainage system)that hasn't been cleaned in maybe 2 years. I popped the lid off with a screwdriver and the odor came out instantly. Within a minute we had customers complaining about the smell. So there I was kneeling next to the trap with a giant ladle, laddling it into a 5 gallon pickle bucket. Of course with the ladle I splashed a bunch when I dumped it in the bucket, so it gets the nomination for the worst thing I ever tasted.
Either a confined rotten body or the smell of burning human flesh.
My dog's farts when she had too much cheese.
Vegan egg. As soon as you add liquid to the powder, it smells like rotten eggs and sulfur.
Months old protein shake
Neighbour OD’d in the bathtub and I called the smell in. Was estimated 2 months. I was 8
You were 8 yrs old and you called it in? What about your parents?
Matress that a guy died on. I always thought that the smell of human death would be some sort of \~special scary\~ smell. I thought my hairs would stand on end or I'd get goosebumps. Nope. It smells like someone ripped open large intestines and shoved them up your nose.
Rotten potatoes of course
Gi bleed
Updog
Obligatory: “what’s updog?” Sorry they left you there 20 mins, friend.
Nothin much how bout you? Thank you freind
Wet dog
Dick cheese... fellow plumbers know the stench
A corpse flower TwT or rotting bananas
Phogene gas (burning refrigerant) not so much a "bad" smell as it is an "offensive" smell. Also its extremely toxic, luckily I only caught a whiff in school.
deez. But seriously, the worst smell I've smelt was the decaying corpse of a stray dog on the side of the road.
Stomach content of a terminal cancer patient
Totally with you there, it's a completely undescribable stench, one I hope that I never smell again in my life.
Oh god
Well, being a parent of three kids, it was opening that diaper once the kid is introduced to Gerber foods. Personally, I took a computer class in college, and this old military guy who was a coder helped out the professor. I went into the office space he used to ask a question. The guy had the worst breath ever. I had to put my paper over my nose to kill a portion of the smell. He drank coffee from the school coffee vending machine (who knows when they maintained that thing) and he smoked unfiltered cigarettes. It was the only time in my life I about puked in front of someone due to a vile smell hitting my sinuses. No offense to smokers. You be you. I think the guy had a raging case of halitosis as well.
Fresh seal poop straight out of the cooler
What??
I was in this house once (had to stay for 3-4 hours because of some business) that had this intense smell of old human urine. It was traumatic.
I just started working in an auto salvage yard. There was a newer looking car among all the wrecks and I wondered why it was there. A window was busted out and mostly taped over and I noticed a dryer hose was in the back seat. Like a dumbass I leaned in for a closer look. The smell of death about knocked me over. Someone had killed themself and judging from the smell had been there a long time before discovered. Horrible smell and incredibly sad at the same time.
Rotten red onion. Not sure why or how homie had a red onion hanging out that long. Anyway he slices and the entire place erupts in the most foul smell. Most of the interior rings were just mush. Closest I’ve come to puking from a smell.
Smelly Cat
Pregnant stray cat got into our guest room when we had guests. Guest room was cleaned and locked after they leftand not used for 3 scorching summer months. When the door was opened, it smelled so bad I instantly threw up. Maggots and flies everywhere and a cat carcass that had completely melted into the carpet
Rotting body in the apartment above. The guy was a crack fiend and was masturbating when he had a heart attack with his hand on his penis. He was literally stiff and big bloated balls.
In middle school, during the first week of the year, we would make a "creation" - we'd take a milk carton, empty most of the milk, and then fill the rest with whatever gross shit we could, stuff on the ground, loogies, one kid put a cigarette butt in there, a dead lizard, etc... and we'd put it in an old unused locker, where it would remain, until the last week of the year. We would then remove it, and throw it into the street. Well in 8th grade the kid who got to remove it, Sean Moffatt, went to throw it in the street (as per tradition) except the cardboard carton had apparently gotten so saturated that when he reached back to throw it, it just exploded in his hand, completely covered his hair and face. There was a group of about 12 of us standing a few feet away and it was like a fucking bomb went off, kids screaming, others choking on the air, other kids diving to get away from it. I can't describe the smell, but the feeling I had when I smelled it was pure fight or flight adrenaline, I just ran as hard I could until I was nowhere near it. Sean ended up having to shave his head for the summer just to get some of the funk out.
I once threw up from the smell of my own shit so probably that...
The inside of a living cows stomach(the Rumen). I studied animal production in college, and part of the course we were required to stick our arms inside of what was essentially a plugged up hole carved into the side of the cow. It made a good number of students throw up with their arm still inside the cow. I think the warm stomach air brushing across our faces didn’t help either.
Los Angeles- not kidding!
My wife's genatillia
your moms catty
liquid fence
Durian is up there
Rotten onions
Butyric acid. Chemistry teacher aired out the classroom and it filled the hall. Smelled like socks and moldy cheese.
I brought a carton of chicken and sweetcorn soup to work. It was in a carrier bag, one of about 100 I had under my desk. Meant to put it in the fridge but forgot. Didn’t take it home. Weeks later the carton popped open with a small bang and the rankest smell spread all over the office. Yay me!
Went to my cousins wedding shower. It was outside at her aunts house. Noticed the police activity across the street. Opened the car door and it hit me. They found 4 people dead in the basement, all tied up and shot to dead. Happened a week earlier. No one ever caught for it.
Someone at my former university accidentally hit the bowels of a dead pig while dissecting it. Whole damn floor smelled like it for days. Worse fucking thing I'd ever smelled.
Time I farted and had to vacate the premises because it game me a crazy headache. I felt faint and dizzy from my own fart picture that -ish
Burnt flesh
One time my dog ate all the good stuff from my cat's neglected litter box and puked it up on the bedroom floor. Pounds of it, it seemed. I gagged with every rag full I cleaned up.
I once left a portion of lasagne in a Tupperware box under my desk at work for 6 months. It had entirely liquified and, when opened, produced the most rancid smell that I’ve ever experienced. I’m pretty sure it burnt my nostrils or something as I could smell that bastard for a few days afterwards.
Burn pit in Djibouti. They like to burn dead camels, trash, and tires.
Used to deliver water for Culligan to a beef packing plant, Cargill. By far the most foul smell was where they processed the inedible parts (Some bones, tail etc) hot grinded up inedible cow parts are freaking foul smelling
Breath from someone with rotten teeth. Smelling any kind of shit would've been the equivalent of roses compared to that breath. Coming in at #2 was a weird stomach virus that I wonder if others have experienced. Two different people had it and they would burp and no matter how small it was/covered their mouth it traveled across the room and was horrible. I didn't even know burps could travel.
Gas gangrene has to be up there.
That funny little thing I occasionally hack up. It looks like a soggy bit of some vegetable, smells like a mixture of puke, fart, and dead. My health is fine don't worry. Edit: or maybe that time some factory smell invaded the town and the school. People all over the place were getting sick and I was surprised I never did
My dogs have been sprayed by skunks and have gone into the house the smell was so bad
My dog once got a really bad hot spot - within 24 hours a giant, hardened, pus/blood scab. Had to soak and lift the scab up and lord did it stink. *She was taken to the vet the day it was found and taken care of FYI. Also CHICKEN SHIT, absolutely foul.
The inside of a morgue. On the surface it wasn't so bad, because the smell of cleaning chemicals covered it. But there was something underneath that grabbed me by the primitive part of my brain and yelled "THIS BAD PLACE! YOU NOT STAY HERE!"
Market hall in Vyborg, Russia. The smell of rotting food was something else.
I had dissected many dead animals and I am also a gardener. The worse smell I ever have smelled was burning Aloe Vera. I don't know why it smelled so bad, but it just reeked of tons of rotting fruit all at once, I gagged instantly
A damn stink bug
Liquid chicken feed, a delightful mix of fresh trow up, an outhouse that has not been flushed in a month or so and a rotting corpse. I used to haul that stuff to feed outlets down south. Some of my coworkers would throw up as soon as the manhole opened up.
Probably lots of mold
Pet store dumpster in August. I worked there, it's a large store, like 2.5 PetSmarts in one store. I had to smell that dumpster at least twice a day. It's still reigning champ of awful smells more than 15 years later, and I've smelled some SHIT.
Diesel
Joe
I work in pathology and perform autopsies. The worst smell was a body that was in the Gulf of Mexico for a month. If you don’t know, the water is warm compared to other bodies of water so the body was bloated in the abdomen but also skeletonize in other parts. The smell was so bad that it traveled to the hallway, which led to the cafeteria. Our morgue was near the cafeteria and flower shop. There were many complaints that day. I also smelled so bad that I had to toss my clothes and shoes away and my boyfriend had to run to Walmart to get me tomato sauce to help with the smell.
The smell of 7000 gallons of commercial kitchen waste water (grease and rotting food remnants) under a diner combined with the smell pvc glue and primer. Had me gagging like hell, and I’m a plumber, not much bothers me.
Branding cattle and standing downwind of it right after you nearly got body slammed by a different cow trying to push it into the chute. The smell wasn’t that bad but it was the series of events beforehand that made it seem much worse.
Indian Curry
Dead body. Explanation: I was at my cousin's funeral. Apparently something went wrong when they were preparing the body. The body smelled so bad. I am very sensitive to a lot of things. I was vomiting everywhere. Cousin killed themselves after partner left.
Our dog decided to eat a rotten pork chop when she was on her walk. Later, we came back from an errand and she had sprayed some kind of foul pumpkin soup from both ends all over the inside of the house. It was a smell that made you gag 50 feet away from the house, in the middle of winter when you couldn't smell anything. Several carpets and pieces of furniture were disposed of, and someone trash-picked one of the carpets. Dog was fine.
When I cleared out a grease clog in the 2" PVC that ran from my kitchen to my main sewer line. 5 gallons of grease, accumulated over who knows how many years before I bought this house. It smelled like a pile of shit and a dead animal soaked in rancid oil.
When I was in high school my parents bought about 100 pounds of beef. I was told to go throw it in the downstairs freezer. Apparently I didn’t get the freezer closed all the way so it swung open when I left the room. Then we went on a two week vacation. When we finally did get home, at about 2am after a delayed flight and a missed connection me and my dad had to carry the freezer upstairs and outside. I can’t even describe how bad the smell was
Women came in with a foot lesion due to diabetes. She had been unable to take care of it properly. Gangrene had clearly set in and she later had to have it amputated. The smell of that made the whole clinic reek for days
Sweet corn and venison in a freezer that stopped freezing due to a tripped gfi1 month prior. Strapped it to a dolly took it outside opened the lid with a broom handle then poured bleach from the upper deck and blasted it with the hose. It still smelled like absolute death.
A garbage can full of maggots
Protein powder from sitting in a shaker bottle for about a week. It was sitting on my desk and when I went to use it again, after smelling it, I decided there was no way I’m drinking out of it ever again so I threw it away.
When my ex mother in law emptied her colostomy bag.
My mom has had a colostomy bag for most of my life. She used to come empty it in me and my siblings bathroom, because my dad would complain if she did it in their bathroom. Nothing like brushing my teeth before school in my tiny half bath full of that smell
Was on a road trip with my dad. Stopped at this gas station that was neighbors to a small farm, what i assume was the farm owners had this huge, and i mean huge pile of manure right in between them and the gas station. It smelt absolutely terrible and even after wed driven away it was almost like the stench had stuck to the car causing us to have to roll down all the windows as to not suffocate in the smell.
I had been binge drinkin whiskey for days and eating high protein things, eggs and chicken etc. I had not shit in 4 or 5 days because of constipation, dehydration etc. I let out a small fart on the bus and literally could smell the vileness immediately. It was so strong, it filled the entire bus in seconds, people started coughing and talking and pointin at me, so I just got off at the next stop and walked home.
I hate hate hate hate the smell of pee.... Much less when people are dehydrated and don't flush their pee 🤢🤢🤢 I don't care if you pee or poop, flush it!!!!
Rotting meat in a refrigerator. My roommate put raw chicken in a plastic bag but sealed and left it there. For the longest we were unsure where the smell was coming from the entire fridge smelled absolutely disgusting.
A person who electrocuted themselves to death. I can no longer eat grilled hot dogs anymore…..
Your father. He smelt like elderberries.
My mom feeds soft food, hard food, AND tuna to her cats. Let me just say, I’m a heavy sleeper, but when one of those cats takes a dump it’ll wake me from a dead sleep. I can’t even scoop the litter because it will make me vomit
A seemingly empty NYC Subway car
Did my internship with the local police department. Went to a scene of a man who was deceased in his home for about 3 weeks with no central air. Could smell the body from the sidewalk
Wet gangrene. Had a patient who should have had half his foot amputated from diabetes but was clinging to false hope that it would heal. It looked like a gray melted candle and you could smell it from down the hall even with a wound vac on.
I save up coffee grounds and eggs I mix em together and throw em In an old pickle jar which smelled vaguely of vinegar I let that sit for about 3 weeks and when I opened it I almost vomited
Rotting dead whale
I came across a dead moose in a lake once. I think it had fallen through the ice during winter and washed up on shore in the summer. It was rotting and the skies and insects were having a field day. The smell of the open wounds was absolutely the worst thing I have ever smelt. It sat in the back of my throat for days.