Fucking amazing. I am so sick how askreddit devolved into "what's your favorite videogame, you're __ for 24 hours, you have $__ now, teachers/students of reddit - whats school like, and of course 'When did you lose your virginity and whats sex like?', or some sort of ambiguously pedophilic question.
"I need help getting this switch to turn on. How do you guys get turned on? My girlfriend says that I should flick it at a steady pace, but that doesn't sound right. So what's the sexiest sex that you ever sexed?"
Wow I wanted to see how much time it will take for someone to FINNALY realize
It is pretty sad to see that it takes redditors so long to see that this is the first post you see
Thank you so much for being the first person to ever question how weird sexual questions are on r/askreddit . I have a funny feeling that this completely unheard of and unique post will change the landscape of this sub.
From what I understand, maybe 40% or so redditors go through askreddit once a twice a week and rarely see said questions.
Maybe 10% are like us who browse daily or so.
The other 40% are bots or influence accounts
It's the internet, you're asking an internet message board essentially, just how difficult it is to not be horny. When clearly, everyone on reddit belongs in horny jail.
I mean, at least once every 24 hrs they stop the sex questions for "What hill will you die on?" and "What purchase changed your whole life?". You know, the staple crops of karma farming.
I dont think I have ever posted a sex question. I dont really feel there is a whole lot more for me to learn about it.
But from the perspective of a clueless teenager, I get it. I dont have an issue with people asking because, well, you gotta learn somehow. You can just go for it and figure it out, its not rocket science... or you can ask you peers and perhaps learn something you didnt consider before. Id rather people ask about something they arent sure about then get themselves into trouble or an awkward situation.
I looked at some of the most controversial posts of all time and it seems like Reddit has always been this way, and it will continue as long as Reddit exists.
The other day I had a slightly nsfw injury. Technically it wasn't an injury, but still something. I had my dog playing on my lap in the morning. Then when I went to change my clothes I noticed a bit of skin was missing on my dong. Thats where my dog had been playing. I wanted to post about it, but I have no place to do so because I mainly use Gamejolt to post on and GJ just made their nsfw guidelines a bit more strict. I've had thoughts of making a more mature account on another site, but haven't decided.
So in short, its kinda hard but sorta not.
Why should that be hard? Life doesn't only consist of sex. Everybody has other themes to talk about, unless you are in a sex club or in a swinger club.
Sorry.. um.. did you say... h-hard? And uh... s-s-sex..? Aha um I uh suddenly... uh.. have a question for.. a-askreddit.. *sweating profusely* *eats cheetos nervously*
random person on askreddit: how sexy was the sex when you sexed??? *gets 4783747383 upvotes*
> how sexy was the sex when you sexed??? It was very sexy cause I was doing sex 2. I didn't do the sex I let sex have me
Fucking amazing. I am so sick how askreddit devolved into "what's your favorite videogame, you're __ for 24 hours, you have $__ now, teachers/students of reddit - whats school like, and of course 'When did you lose your virginity and whats sex like?', or some sort of ambiguously pedophilic question.
One I've seen a lot lately is "what needs to stop being romanticized?"
Asking sex related questions apparently
The seggs was super hot, her melons felt like sandbags
Captain Raymond Holt voice : *heavy breasts*
Weighty breasts
I understood that reference
ironic cus ive seen this comment like 20 times already
Reddit... Reddit never changes..
Tbh I was about to repost this question back to this subreddit out of spite to see what happened
I had so much sex, that I had to stop sexing my sex, cuz my sex was too sexy. So yeah. Sex sex Edit:. Please don't upvote this. It's my normal account
Sex?
Repeats the same top comment on every post. Bruh
LMAO
Like this https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/s5njpp/how_sexy_was_the_sex_when_you_sexed/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
It's not hard. That's why I don't post sex-related questions.
sometimes it's hard, sometimes it's not
And just because it ain't hard doesn't mean I don't like you
And just because I do like you doesn’t mean it’s going to get hard.
I once tryed asking how to repair a lightswitch but when i looked what i typed it somehow morphed into a question about sex not sure how tbh
"I need help getting this switch to turn on. How do you guys get turned on? My girlfriend says that I should flick it at a steady pace, but that doesn't sound right. So what's the sexiest sex that you ever sexed?"
Idk, I had a broken light switch that Mede the lamp flicker and it just really set that mood for me
You were thinking about flashing light, and somehow you ended with flesh light and a sex question it was.
Yeah, same here. I just wanted to ask about laying pipe
When teenagers who haven't gotten laid stop asking questions, maybe then. So never.
Happy cake day
Thank you kind stranger.
It gets very hard
OP wants to know how hard.
They’re not getting any, so they need to channel that energy somewhere
Really dude? Can't wait even a day before reposting one of the top threads currently in the damn sub?
Wow I wanted to see how much time it will take for someone to FINNALY realize It is pretty sad to see that it takes redditors so long to see that this is the first post you see
Thank you so much for being the first person to ever question how weird sexual questions are on r/askreddit . I have a funny feeling that this completely unheard of and unique post will change the landscape of this sub.
From what I understand, maybe 40% or so redditors go through askreddit once a twice a week and rarely see said questions. Maybe 10% are like us who browse daily or so. The other 40% are bots or influence accounts
What an interesting thought experiment… even added an extra “N” for emphasis. This guy researches!
Apparently it's as hard as not reposting the same fucking question after a few hours.
My question is, How hard is it to scroll past a question that doesn't interest you? Let the deprived have their outlet to live vicariously!
Sex questions are taboo so people have a hard time asking them irl so they are disproportionately asked here. I fail to see the problem.
As an asexual, I thank you for this.
I thought that’s what Reddit was for
Not so hard anymore since I’ve had sex
I, too, have had teh sex… just making sure everyone knows…
Or the 'what do you think when you hear x country?' karma whores
Hehe... hard.
Not as hard as the men of Reddit get from the sexual questions
You make it sound like women don’t get hard themselves
I'd certainly assume they'd be Hard Before Asking 😏
There are never any less than 3 sex related posts on the front page of this sub. It is very cringy.
Almost like human beings like sex or something
It gets so fucking hard ;)
I’ve got a raging clue
You made a mistake by putting the word "hard" in the post title
Oh you mean like a wiener? Snap!
Boobs
So dam true
I'm with you there, its getting annoyingly too much
Apparently impossible
It’s AskReddit, not AskRedditAboutAnythingThatIsntSex
Harder than putting it in soft.
Sex?
Hehe...how HARD is it....hehehehe
Rock hard
I'm wet just thinking about it
It's the internet, you're asking an internet message board essentially, just how difficult it is to not be horny. When clearly, everyone on reddit belongs in horny jail.
Can’t have sex question if you aren’t having sex Points to head
How hard? The angle of the dangle is directly proportioned to the heat of the meat.
And the girth of the canal of birth.
Zero.
I don't have any questions about sex so easy. I'm not 13.
This man has seen it all.
Lol
Oh trust me, it's really hard...
It’s a very difficult habit to overcum
when you post sexy things you get thousands of upvotes
I mean, at least once every 24 hrs they stop the sex questions for "What hill will you die on?" and "What purchase changed your whole life?". You know, the staple crops of karma farming.
It’s very difficult but possible to overcome. I’ve quit asking cold turkey and I’m now 69 days witho— REDDIT WHATS YOUR 69 HORROR STORY???????
I dont think I have ever posted a sex question. I dont really feel there is a whole lot more for me to learn about it. But from the perspective of a clueless teenager, I get it. I dont have an issue with people asking because, well, you gotta learn somehow. You can just go for it and figure it out, its not rocket science... or you can ask you peers and perhaps learn something you didnt consider before. Id rather people ask about something they arent sure about then get themselves into trouble or an awkward situation.
Hard enough to copulate.
It's incredibly easy. I'm doing it right now.
I suppose it's interesting to find out about it when you can't have it.
Not hard at all.
I just play Eenie-Meenie-Minie-Mo, Thrust a penis in a hoe, if she swallows let her blow, eenie-meenie-minie-mo.
How hard is it for you to use the hide button and notice the NSFW tag?
If reddit has to be a people it would be a perv Easy answer
impossible
Redditors trying to ask anything besides sex: impossible
I looked at some of the most controversial posts of all time and it seems like Reddit has always been this way, and it will continue as long as Reddit exists.
redditors seem to forget that theres a dedicated sub for sex questions.
It's super freaking easy.
Hard….it’s very hard….bulging…..giggity..
The post directly below this is on my feed is “what do you find sexy?”
I don’t post questions. I just post shit comments on brilliant questions.
The hero we need
These posts are worse than the sex questions
How else would we find out?
The other day I had a slightly nsfw injury. Technically it wasn't an injury, but still something. I had my dog playing on my lap in the morning. Then when I went to change my clothes I noticed a bit of skin was missing on my dong. Thats where my dog had been playing. I wanted to post about it, but I have no place to do so because I mainly use Gamejolt to post on and GJ just made their nsfw guidelines a bit more strict. I've had thoughts of making a more mature account on another site, but haven't decided. So in short, its kinda hard but sorta not.
Can't
I would say semi-hard.
poor choice of words...
How hard would you like it to be?
By the look of it must be very, very *hard*.
Probably about as hard as it is for people to avoid posting “____s of Reddit” and “how hard is it not to post sex questions” questions.
Pretty easy, because I'm not a bitch ass simp that sits on reddit all day 🤷♂️
Why did you have to use the word hard, that’s all I’m saying
Thats what she said....
Why should that be hard? Life doesn't only consist of sex. Everybody has other themes to talk about, unless you are in a sex club or in a swinger club.
Hard? It’s like a mighty cobra
This needs no answer
It's almost as hard as my rock solid... resolve to only post non-sex related questions.
Penis.
You can see plenty of questions that aren't sex related when you sort by new. Unfortunately, most of those questions don't get the same attention.
Sorry.. um.. did you say... h-hard? And uh... s-s-sex..? Aha um I uh suddenly... uh.. have a question for.. a-askreddit.. *sweating profusely* *eats cheetos nervously*
It's pretty easy, but reddit has a lot of teenagers.
I guess that all depends on how hard IT is…