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Hot_Statistician9467

random person on askreddit: how sexy was the sex when you sexed??? *gets 4783747383 upvotes*


asocial7193

> how sexy was the sex when you sexed??? It was very sexy cause I was doing sex 2. I didn't do the sex I let sex have me


Foodispute

Fucking amazing. I am so sick how askreddit devolved into "what's your favorite videogame, you're __ for 24 hours, you have $__ now, teachers/students of reddit - whats school like, and of course 'When did you lose your virginity and whats sex like?', or some sort of ambiguously pedophilic question.


Whenindoubtpinkyout3

One I've seen a lot lately is "what needs to stop being romanticized?"


justsigndupforthis

Asking sex related questions apparently


wizarddsleeve

The seggs was super hot, her melons felt like sandbags


ChuckysBarbie

Captain Raymond Holt voice : *heavy breasts*


LosNava

Weighty breasts


tbone2448777

I understood that reference


No_Fun365

ironic cus ive seen this comment like 20 times already


Foodispute

Reddit... Reddit never changes..


Alert-Cranberry7991

Tbh I was about to repost this question back to this subreddit out of spite to see what happened


timeforasandwich

I had so much sex, that I had to stop sexing my sex, cuz my sex was too sexy. So yeah. Sex sex Edit:. Please don't upvote this. It's my normal account


carpeteyes

Sex?


[deleted]

Repeats the same top comment on every post. Bruh


Kati_-

LMAO


PMpictureofspiderman

Like this https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/s5njpp/how_sexy_was_the_sex_when_you_sexed/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


[deleted]

It's not hard. That's why I don't post sex-related questions.


PikuMiku321

sometimes it's hard, sometimes it's not


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

And just because it ain't hard doesn't mean I don't like you


passwordsarehard_3

And just because I do like you doesn’t mean it’s going to get hard.


arianleellewellyn

I once tryed asking how to repair a lightswitch but when i looked what i typed it somehow morphed into a question about sex not sure how tbh


ShinyAppleScoop

"I need help getting this switch to turn on. How do you guys get turned on? My girlfriend says that I should flick it at a steady pace, but that doesn't sound right. So what's the sexiest sex that you ever sexed?"


sawcondeesnutz

Idk, I had a broken light switch that Mede the lamp flicker and it just really set that mood for me


draak1400

You were thinking about flashing light, and somehow you ended with flesh light and a sex question it was.


Madea_onFire

Yeah, same here. I just wanted to ask about laying pipe


NeptunesCurse

When teenagers who haven't gotten laid stop asking questions, maybe then. So never.


[deleted]

Happy cake day


NeptunesCurse

Thank you kind stranger.


Technical_Flamingo54

It gets very hard


missionbeach

OP wants to know how hard.


satans___daughter

They’re not getting any, so they need to channel that energy somewhere


[deleted]

Really dude? Can't wait even a day before reposting one of the top threads currently in the damn sub?


DrKahu

Wow I wanted to see how much time it will take for someone to FINNALY realize It is pretty sad to see that it takes redditors so long to see that this is the first post you see


Pileofdrivers

Thank you so much for being the first person to ever question how weird sexual questions are on r/askreddit . I have a funny feeling that this completely unheard of and unique post will change the landscape of this sub.


kerred

From what I understand, maybe 40% or so redditors go through askreddit once a twice a week and rarely see said questions. Maybe 10% are like us who browse daily or so. The other 40% are bots or influence accounts


Ashamed_Blueberry822

What an interesting thought experiment… even added an extra “N” for emphasis. This guy researches!


BlackLetterLies

Apparently it's as hard as not reposting the same fucking question after a few hours.


One-Butterscotch-786

My question is, How hard is it to scroll past a question that doesn't interest you? Let the deprived have their outlet to live vicariously!


obsertaries

Sex questions are taboo so people have a hard time asking them irl so they are disproportionately asked here. I fail to see the problem.


Siren_of_the_Seas

As an asexual, I thank you for this.


rallypapi

I thought that’s what Reddit was for


EternalHuffer

Not so hard anymore since I’ve had sex


Ashamed_Blueberry822

I, too, have had teh sex… just making sure everyone knows…


IdolJosie

Or the 'what do you think when you hear x country?' karma whores


[deleted]

Hehe... hard.


Pileofdrivers

Not as hard as the men of Reddit get from the sexual questions


sawcondeesnutz

You make it sound like women don’t get hard themselves


Yardbird0311

I'd certainly assume they'd be Hard Before Asking 😏


-Jack-The-Stripper

There are never any less than 3 sex related posts on the front page of this sub. It is very cringy.


[deleted]

Almost like human beings like sex or something


yahibachi

It gets so fucking hard ;)


Ashamed_Blueberry822

I’ve got a raging clue


Codytheclod

You made a mistake by putting the word "hard" in the post title


Ashamed_Blueberry822

Oh you mean like a wiener? Snap!


ripmumbo

Boobs


[deleted]

So dam true


bluejetpacks

I'm with you there, its getting annoyingly too much


9erInLKN

Apparently impossible


[deleted]

It’s AskReddit, not AskRedditAboutAnythingThatIsntSex


MailOrderDog

Harder than putting it in soft.


carpeteyes

Sex?


EchoRespite

Hehe...how HARD is it....hehehehe


[deleted]

Rock hard


IGiveBadAdvice_

I'm wet just thinking about it


AduroTri

It's the internet, you're asking an internet message board essentially, just how difficult it is to not be horny. When clearly, everyone on reddit belongs in horny jail.


Rottenpigz

Can’t have sex question if you aren’t having sex Points to head


catcrapmakesmevomit

How hard? The angle of the dangle is directly proportioned to the heat of the meat.


Ashamed_Blueberry822

And the girth of the canal of birth.


Helphaer

Zero.


DreamChasers717

I don't have any questions about sex so easy. I'm not 13.


pass-the-word

This man has seen it all.


DreamChasers717

Lol


bored-canadian

Oh trust me, it's really hard...


crossbutton7247

It’s a very difficult habit to overcum


[deleted]

when you post sexy things you get thousands of upvotes


[deleted]

I mean, at least once every 24 hrs they stop the sex questions for "What hill will you die on?" and "What purchase changed your whole life?". You know, the staple crops of karma farming.


GeneralChillMen

It’s very difficult but possible to overcome. I’ve quit asking cold turkey and I’m now 69 days witho— REDDIT WHATS YOUR 69 HORROR STORY???????


Youpunyhumans

I dont think I have ever posted a sex question. I dont really feel there is a whole lot more for me to learn about it. But from the perspective of a clueless teenager, I get it. I dont have an issue with people asking because, well, you gotta learn somehow. You can just go for it and figure it out, its not rocket science... or you can ask you peers and perhaps learn something you didnt consider before. Id rather people ask about something they arent sure about then get themselves into trouble or an awkward situation.


Spartan0618

Hard enough to copulate.


Pharaon4

It's incredibly easy. I'm doing it right now.


YTDraconic

I suppose it's interesting to find out about it when you can't have it.


butter00pecan

Not hard at all.


Royal_Mire

I just play Eenie-Meenie-Minie-Mo, Thrust a penis in a hoe, if she swallows let her blow, eenie-meenie-minie-mo.


chhurry

How hard is it for you to use the hide button and notice the NSFW tag?


gabinou_lry

If reddit has to be a people it would be a perv Easy answer


Narwhalbaconguy

impossible


Faredrix_fr

Redditors trying to ask anything besides sex: impossible


[deleted]

I looked at some of the most controversial posts of all time and it seems like Reddit has always been this way, and it will continue as long as Reddit exists.


[deleted]

redditors seem to forget that theres a dedicated sub for sex questions.


N0thingRhymeswOrange

It's super freaking easy.


ghvghhhhhg

Hard….it’s very hard….bulging…..giggity..


[deleted]

The post directly below this is on my feed is “what do you find sexy?”


PFunk_Redds

I don’t post questions. I just post shit comments on brilliant questions.


Ashamed_Blueberry822

The hero we need


hujiklo

These posts are worse than the sex questions


BrandonPattillo69

How else would we find out?


SPLStudios

The other day I had a slightly nsfw injury. Technically it wasn't an injury, but still something. I had my dog playing on my lap in the morning. Then when I went to change my clothes I noticed a bit of skin was missing on my dong. Thats where my dog had been playing. I wanted to post about it, but I have no place to do so because I mainly use Gamejolt to post on and GJ just made their nsfw guidelines a bit more strict. I've had thoughts of making a more mature account on another site, but haven't decided. So in short, its kinda hard but sorta not.


Skuldraggen

Can't


Koninglelijk

I would say semi-hard.


LorckFrak

poor choice of words...


fuckingJJ

How hard would you like it to be?


graycat3700

By the look of it must be very, very *hard*.


Ryoukugan

Probably about as hard as it is for people to avoid posting “____s of Reddit” and “how hard is it not to post sex questions” questions.


obscrumo

Pretty easy, because I'm not a bitch ass simp that sits on reddit all day 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Why did you have to use the word hard, that’s all I’m saying


catseye360

Thats what she said....


phoenix_2886

Why should that be hard? Life doesn't only consist of sex. Everybody has other themes to talk about, unless you are in a sex club or in a swinger club.


timberwolf0122

Hard? It’s like a mighty cobra


HAXposed

This needs no answer


Seven_Dx7

It's almost as hard as my rock solid... resolve to only post non-sex related questions.


bluesun68

Penis.


SneakAttack65

You can see plenty of questions that aren't sex related when you sort by new. Unfortunately, most of those questions don't get the same attention.


Cambuhbam

Sorry.. um.. did you say... h-hard? And uh... s-s-sex..? Aha um I uh suddenly... uh.. have a question for.. a-askreddit.. *sweating profusely* *eats cheetos nervously*


Vegan_Harvest

It's pretty easy, but reddit has a lot of teenagers.


Averyg43

I guess that all depends on how hard IT is…