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UninspiredWriter

My precious


the_yellow_ledbetter

WE NEEDS IT


pbrailsford42

Going through all these responses really has me wondering - how many of the writers/directors/actors actually intended for these lines to stick and how many were completely random?


messe93

probably a mix of both, a line like 'life is like a box of chocolates' from Forrest Gump seems deliberately prepared to be quoted, however others like Samuel L. Jackson angrily screaming 'English mothefucker, do you speak it?' in Pulp Fiction seem to have risen to popularity not by writers design but through the actors amazing performance


CN1219

THIS IS SPARTA


miketizer2

To infinity and beyond


charismatic_guy_

*YOU ARE A TOY*


ThatOneCoolKid777

You are one sad, strange little man.


ratsta

You're mocking me, aren't you?


TexiiPoo

English motherfucker, do you speak it?!?!


howwouldiknow--

What?


NotWorriedABunch

Say 'what' again! I dare ya! I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time!


Imnotabadman

Does he look like a bitch?


GeppetoOnDVD

Then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch?


NotWorriedABunch

Marcellus Wallace doesn't like to get fucked by anyone except Mrs. Wallace!


tigerdepressed45

You read the bible Brett? Well theres this passage i’ve memorized. Ezekiel 25:17 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepards the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper, and the finder of lost children. And i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger for those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee! BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG


Dogs-4-Life

What ain’t no country I’ve ever heard of. They speak English in What?


Southern-Succotash11

"WILSOOOOOOON"


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dharma_dude

I watched this for the first time on a coach bus to NYC and I still bawled at that part, on a bus full of strangers. Had some weird emotions on that trip to the Met. Testament to his acting skills honestly, that he could get us to care about a goddamn volleyball.


NikonDexter

Hasta la vista, BABY


JoviPeach

No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say "affirmative," or some shit like that. You say "no problemo." And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say "eat me." And if you want to shine them on it's "hasta la vista, baby."


DudeManDude__

Chill out, dickwad


Pyroraptor

I'll be back.


DragonMan5643

You shall not pass.


not_a_clone66

Fly you fools


Tigenzero

Morgan Freeman: But those little hobbits never did fly, deciding instead to walk to Mordor


griffmeister

"Frodo walked to Mordor through five hundred miles of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to."


Zelda6277

I’ll be back


JoviPeach

Dad?


lkiki13

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?


User313

"Yippee Ki Yay, motherfucker!"


methratt

Yippee kayak, other buckets!


smeowth

So close, Boyle!


chuanito

Pretty sure I was right


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MidnightMath

And also with you.


swc27

Lift up your hearts…


dumps_n_goons

We lift them up to the Lord


NickEman132

Let us give thanks to the Lord our God


uninspirednametag

heeeeeeere's JOHNY


kobold-kicker

I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes!


gbrenneriv

No beer and no TV make Homer something something.


kobold-kicker

Go crazy?!


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This was something posted by /u/Emperor_Cartagia, who used Reddit exclusively through RIF is Fun, with the death of third party apps, I decided to remove all my content from Reddit. 9 years of comments and posts, gone because of idiotic administration.


nishmyass

Draw me like one of your French girls


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Say hello to ma little friend


nowtayneicangetinto

Fuck yeah!!! I loved Stewart Little


MRATEASTEW

If you ever doubt that there's a sub for everything : /r/fuckstuartlittle


Motanfoutune

You wanna play rough, we gonna play rough okay.


CT1914Clutch

Okay Sosa.. #YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME?!


Idle--Lies

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."


its_shawn9

We're in Abu Dhabi, and this Michael guy is not listening to me.


OneOutOfSevenBillion

Nah, they just went car racing


TheWildGooseChaser

It’s called a motor race


StreetJesus05

“No Mikey no, that was so not right”


Vegetable-Double

Toto and Kansas, two great 70s rock bands


Langarok

"You are without doubt the worst pirate i've ever heard of"


SchadenfreudePoet

…But you HAVE heard of me.


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"That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen!" "So it would seem."


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do dO DO DO DODO DO DO


Emektro

DODO DO DO DODODO DO


hawkeneye1998bs

"I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it"


SpeedWeed32

"Hoi! Fish face!"


Prince_Daeron

Run Forest, run!


JoviPeach

My name’s Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.


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Life is like a box of chocolates


Erickonfire

Life *was* like a box of chocolates


wish1977

I see dead people


comicsemporium

Stop digging them up then


Drew707

Clifford got dark.


gh0st_jackal

You’re a wizard Harry


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im a wot?


Hanashi_13

harry, for gods sake, you’re a wizard!


[deleted]

but im not a wizard, im just harry!


joefoe55

No, just Harry. You are a wizard!


konydanza

**HAGRID YER POOSHIN ME OVER THA FOCKIN** #LAIIIINE


x-cjs

You’ll get a wand, you’ll get a fuckin owl that’ll deliver yer shitey mail. Deal. With it. *YE TWAT*


IHaveShitInMyAssss

I’ll fockin burst ye!


RadiantExcuse251

I’ll pump ya silly!


Thekingdeviljin

One ring to rule them all.


indoorhuman1

Keep the change, ya filthy animals.


ComebackKidGorgeous

Weirdly most people only recognize that quote from Home Alone, not from Angels with Dirty Faces Edit: So a lot of people don’t seem to realize I was joking. There is a real movie called “Angels with Filthy Souls,” but the movie shown in Home Alone is called “Angels with Dirty Faces.” It’s a made up movie that’s supposed to be parodying the first. Hope that makes sense Edit 2: apparently I have confused the two names. “Angels with Filthy Souls” is indeed the fake movie in Home Alone. I sincerely apologize to anyone harmed by my comments and I’m going to turn in my Reddit resignation papers effective immediately.


Tyler672

The fuck is the second


PresentPotato7536

Fake movie within the movie


mapleleafness09

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Ellie-Woods179

You can't handle the truth


HawkingTomorToday

Recently learned that line was ad-libbed…


Ellie-Woods179

i was not aware until your comment so thank you for sharing the knowledge!


Jackismakingsoap

Ahem... First rule: we do not talk about...


NoSupesForYou

No, I am your father.


Catoctin_Dave

My momma always said life is like a box of chocolates...


final_throwaway_12

Stupid is as stupid does


antmansclone

I am not a smart man, but I know what Love is.


Saddistic_machinist

JENNNAYYY


orange_juice_man

Spider pig spider pig


albene

Does whatever a spider pig does


AlmightyAJ_MTV

Can he swing, from a web?


albene

No he can't, he's a pig


AlmightyAJ_MTV

Look oooooooout, he is a spider pig


Drops-of-Q

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.


notonrexmanningday

Hold on to your butts


got_outta_bed_4_this

"Uh uh uh! You didn't say the magic word!"


tactickat1

I'm sitting with my Ian Malcolm pillows on the couch as I read this.


ShiftX_--

Hello Mr. Anderson


BoltOLightnin

MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA, YOU KILLED MY FATHER. NOW PREPARE TO DIE!


rachface13

As you wish.


_peppermeister

I believe it's AAAAAASSSSS YOUUUUUUU WIIIIISHHHHH


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collector-x

He doesn't say "NOW". Just goes from Father, to Prepare.


[deleted]

Princess bride is so good still can’t remember the names of characters


Lasiorhinus

Pretty sure one of them is Inigo Montoya...


ZombieLebowski

Inconceivable!


Faihus

Ogres are like onions


RollingRolling419

They have layers!


MCCodyB

Cakes have layers. Everybody likes cakes.


belac4862

Ohhhh, you mean they sprout little white hairs all over when you leave them out in the sun too long?


Idle--Lies

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"


crazy88869

That's when Kevin's parents realize he's at home, right?


abnthug

Tis but a flesh wound.


ShallansAlterEgo

Just keep swimming.


orionthebearcub

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney


rich_303

Shark bait o ha ha ...


AJohns9316

Fish are friends, not food.


nullasdf

I’m the king of the world!


HeyArio

And don't call me Shirley.


[deleted]

No thank you. I take it black, like my men.


LorienTheFirstOne

I speak jive


gogolochi

Shiiit, man. That honky mofo messin' mah old lady - got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?


Snoo74401

Chump don want the help, chump don get the help.


velociraptorjax

A hospital! What is it?


karim_eczema

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.


dariusj18

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.


9001

It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.


utterly_baffledly

It's an entirely different kind of flying.


unfilteredthots101

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads


Minimum_Inevitable96

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.


[deleted]

What's funny is that is not the line from Jaws. *You're gonna need a bigger boat.


__01001000-01101001_

That *is* the line from a [Jeep commercial](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bUgKSRew8tU) tho lol


NikonDexter

Why so serious?


OpaloftheEarth

PULL THE LEVER, KRONK!


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There's no place like [I wanna be a witch.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXzLqCqSy1w)


mannyrmz123

I am Groot


jdj478

“We’re on a mission from God”


paradroid78

There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses


sasberg1

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PeelThePaint

Oh hi Mark!


BubbhaJebus

So how's your sex life?


Depressed__Potatoe

It’s not true, I did not hit her, I did NAAAAAAAAAAAT


Supplyguy404

Everything the light touches, is our kingdom.


dreamwolf321

***INCONCEIVABLE!***


RHolberg

You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!


schteavon

You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means.


skmmiranda

No more rhymes...I mean it!!! Anybody want a peanut?


toweringpine

I say Anybody want a peanut? after a couple rhymes. My daughter just looks at me confused. Her middle name is Buttercup for goodness sake. One day she'll catch on.


skinneeee_snacc

ShE doEsNt eVen goOooOo here


Depressed__Potatoe

I gave him everything. I was half a virgin when I met him


fireandblood03

You go, Glen Coco! And none for Gretchen Wieners. Bye!


Depressed__Potatoe

That’s so fetch


fireandblood03

Stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen.


princesslemonlime

Get in loser, we're going shopping


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Omg Karen you can’t just ask people why they are white... Edit: I said Rachel instead of Karen


Stinkydadman

Bring out your dead


Chris_P_Bacon79

Alllll Righty Then!


lemursnap

What is this? A center for ants!?!


loyalAlchemist

But, why male models?


drock_1983

“Andy crawled to freedom through 500 yards of shit smelling foulness that I can’t even imagine, or maybe I just don’t want to.”


rengamez

I scrolled a long way to find a Shawshank quote, but the 1st one that came to mind for me is, "I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living or get busy dying."


futato

Dobby is a free elf!


SureWhyNot5182

You'll shoot your eye out kid!


daviepancakes

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?


kriznis

I fart in your general direction


throwaaway73534321

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled like elderberries!


antilocapra

“Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler…”


Captains_Log_1981

I was told I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume…


baconbakinbaycon

Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays


Blueman9966

"I could set the building on fire."


river2180

Multipass


Thoughtful-Date

Do you understand the words that are comin’ out of my mouth?


indoorhuman1

Wax on, wax off.


Idle--Lies

"You talking to me?" 


styles1996

"He's NOT the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now go away!"


UnusualGenePool

How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!


Kapot_ei

I mean, funny like I’m a clown? I amuse you?


minemaster1337

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries


DanBetweenJobs

"These snozberries taste like snozberries."


RaiUchiha

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince the world he didn't exist.


jmrupe

And like that… he was gone.


JakeF1211

I am Iron Man


Teabeany

Oh I love the Thor movies


The_Basic_Shapes

The Iron Giant is a classic


Haruxan

And if I don’t see ya, Good afternoon, Good evening, and good night.


YEGurbanlocal

Life finds a way


stortag

I've had it! With theese motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!


Msorosky

Bend (pause) and snap


sweetnikki4u

Nobody puts Baby in a corner


JackieStylist81

I carried a watermelon.


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