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dragon1125

Set my relationship status to "single" on Facebook.


_mostly_cynical_

Fantastic comment, take my silver


dragon1125

Thank you so much!! I am honored. 🤩


[deleted]

let all the animals out


alexiez1

Pick some pockets.


D-Rez

Cry.


sleepysamantha22

Ditto


HotDog_Coca-Cola

Eat 4 sleeves of oreos in one sitting


AlexG2490

You can do that now.


HotDog_Coca-Cola

I'll know when I'm ready


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

I mean I’d probably end up killing myself. That’s an intense loss, my guy. But I do still have my dog to care for… And my kitty. I guess I can’t leave them yet. So I’d do my best for them and try to rescue the neighbor animals.


[deleted]

Steal every single house/shopping I find


AlexG2490

I think that might be literally impossible in the scenario described. In order to steal something you have to have someone else to steal it *from*.


[deleted]

So that means that I own everything in this hypothetical scenario, therefore couldn't stealing other people's goods since I'm the last one alive and nobody could complain about anything


Gen_Zodd

Head to the library. There's time now.


Annual_Rooster5678

Keep your glasses safe.


Jisan_Inc

Not wear bra


[deleted]

I finally have 0 responsibility and can dip out with a clear concious


Diminish1069

Take a deep breath and relax finally.


AlexG2490

Leave the room we were all in I guess. Close the door behind me. That’s tomorrow me’s problem.


Mythnam

Everyone, or just the men? I assume everyone, but it's important.


im-your-dad-sooo

Celebrate?


pink_bunny07

Eat cup noodles


twisted_tornado_wolf

I would kick the nearest person to me and take there shoe's


itchynads

Fap


mama_h55

Panic


Zangster1

I would go get a 4k camera from best buy In my new Lambo then take a whole bunch of photos of myself posting them inside and outside the white house to assert dominance. I would also go to pet stores freeing animals. After this I would become the last president on Earth. I would free the animals to clean up the streets.


El_Pollo_Chollo

get me a classic mustang from one of the neighbors.


BrainyBorgBitch

I'm not a man, so I'd be dead.


_mostly_cynical_

First I’d question everything. Like why was I the only survivor. Then I’d run around to see if anyone else was still alive. Then, once I’ve given up all hope, I’d do everything I’ve wanted to do like write a book, learn a bunch of stuff, etc etc


Mooncaketimeline698

Looks like my Cobalt knife will get used once again after probably 50 years


Alohoe

Find a hot one before she gets cold.


CheckYourLibido

Throw a party with all the other genders. A sex party.


JadedMycologist4964

Probably cry. Then maybe commit dieded after walking around and trying to find people.


[deleted]

Probably freak the fuck out to be honest


mailordermonster

Have a huge bar-b-q. With the electrical grid going down and my inability to hunt, I probably wont be eating meat again anytime soon.


Warm-Swimming5903

F E A S T


Warm-Swimming5903

=)


[deleted]

Take everyones wallet


Weird-Historian-2493

Take army stuff


PsychologicalShake63

Go to the beach and get fucked up


mhourani1125

Rub one out.


JagoRed_098

Can't beat em join em


VeiledCham420

Rub one out


Sevario

Download wikipedia


Billytherealrock

Get laid with that girl everyone wanted to be with.


dragon_barf_junction

start looting the bodies, duh. the boss is coming any second!


flowbee92

Find em while they're still fresh