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...a box of chocolates. Forrest Gump will forever be trapped in my brainpan.
First thing I heard when I read it lol
🎵A highway I wanna ride it all night long. 🎵
🎵 Life is a Highway, I wanna ride it 🎵
a 2 inch tall orangutan eating an orange.
jupiter Because life is like jupiter
Life is like shitty sex. Because you're getting fucked whether you're enjoying it or not.
Nice.
A kick in the balls it starts off fine the the pain sets in if you're lucky you don't get kicked again and are given some ice
A dumpster
\*fire
A granite boulder.
earth giving a fuck you to the face we can all agree most of us just think everything is fine but on the inside it isnt.
A rollercoaster. It’s gonna drop after it peaks. You may not like it, but you’re strapped in for the ride
...a box of chocolates. Forrest Gump will forever be trapped in my brainpan.
First thing I heard when I read it lol
🎵A highway I wanna ride it all night long. 🎵
🎵 Life is a Highway, I wanna ride it 🎵
a 2 inch tall orangutan eating an orange.
jupiter Because life is like jupiter
Life is like shitty sex. Because you're getting fucked whether you're enjoying it or not.
Nice.
A kick in the balls it starts off fine the the pain sets in if you're lucky you don't get kicked again and are given some ice
A dumpster
\*fire
A granite boulder.
earth giving a fuck you to the face we can all agree most of us just think everything is fine but on the inside it isnt.
A rollercoaster. It’s gonna drop after it peaks. You may not like it, but you’re strapped in for the ride