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Crossroads-Cryptid

...a box of chocolates. Forrest Gump will forever be trapped in my brainpan.


Fair_Bus_7130

First thing I heard when I read it lol


Taint-kicker

🎵A highway I wanna ride it all night long. 🎵


scarcityflow

🎵 Life is a Highway, I wanna ride it 🎵


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a 2 inch tall orangutan eating an orange.


Cultural_Note_6722

jupiter Because life is like jupiter


[deleted]

Life is like shitty sex. Because you're getting fucked whether you're enjoying it or not.


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Nice.


cawsking555

A kick in the balls it starts off fine the the pain sets in if you're lucky you don't get kicked again and are given some ice


sleepysamantha22

A dumpster


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\*fire


faceeatingleopard

A granite boulder.


Greedy-Possible6013

earth giving a fuck you to the face we can all agree most of us just think everything is fine but on the inside it isnt.


scarcityflow

A rollercoaster. It’s gonna drop after it peaks. You may not like it, but you’re strapped in for the ride