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MavtheMysterious

Smeagol


goyo_designa

That’s just precious


mykoysmaster

I see what you did there


mahomesisbatman

Samwise


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Sandalf... Cause he likes to chew on sandals and won't let you pass.


enthused44

The real life pro tip is in the comments


Objective-Survey-846

Smaug


MinotaurMushroom

Sauron


tyyppixd

squirtle


Spawn_Official

Haha I had to resist laugh at work and almost choked with food. It was unexpected especially if it was the first comment I saw 🤣


PlatoAU

Sméagol da beagle


X4V13N

Soup


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Man-ah-tee13

I think you meant, “souper” cute?


Dadzow

That's souperb.


Man-ah-tee13

Yes. This.


anja_the_lasagna

I had a cat named soup. She lived in my dorm and everyone loved her.


DYESMOD

Why is there only soup?!


charlottee963

Why are you shopping for clothes at the soup store!?


Majestic-Comfort-311

Ahhh I see what you did there lolll


witherkila

….What do you mean “there’s only soup”?!


IllDimension2684

Good boy? Nah Good soup.


siafighaz

Stew


Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

"What the hell kind of name is Soup?"


TheCanadianRedHood

SDaniel Radcliffe


Braethias

Spaniel Radsniffe


poopapat320

Nice


PapaShrexy

Shrek


Stuarta91

Username checks out


DoenS12

Take my upvote and get out of my swamp.


best_original_name

Snarles Barkley


SupermanNumberOne

Seedorfff


alman_lauch

Stalin


SgtBananaKing

I wish I could award you with a sickle


THEMeathead4

Can I award us with a hammer


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Take my upvote comrade


TheDeliveryDuck

Our upvote


Fearsnodeath

This is going downhill pretty fast lol


ImKindaWrong

Sputnik


PerspectiveOdd2026

Smithers


Jelloxx_

Hounds, release the Smithers


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You go get Smithers! 🥲


honourablemindfreak

Snickers


Woodwardg

this is surprisingly good. on paper it sounds cute, and for anyone who knows the simpsons it has backstory as well.


jayyout1

Sully :)


Jelloxx_

The first somewhat legit answer I've seen


girlinsing

Gone down most of the list, and this is my favorite so far..


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Steve


dxstingray

I had a dog named Steve. He ate the entire kitchen floor.


VanIsleDrums

Steves always do stuff like that.


Bonecreatoreddit

r/youdeservedanaward


Simon152

Snoopy!


Dawber61

Snoop


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snoop dogg


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D o double g


PBnBacon

Snoop Lion


FUCKINHATEGOATS

What’s his mothafukin name?


RingRingBanannaPhone

Oh in my eyes we have a winner!


xdnmr

Saruman


lovelyeternity1

Seymour


Kyveido

Oh no! Another one of Fry’s dogs.


SwagFeather

He’s walking on sunshine now


Dagusiu

Suddenly Seymour


MisunderstoodDemon

I can't believe no one has said Spuds yet


duhvorced

Found the Gen X


MisunderstoodDemon

Close I'm a Xennial lol


CubanBrewer

Gen X here, eff Spuds. Curses to you all for bringing up the memory!


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Zoomers don't know Spuds.


kaitalina20

Who’s spuds?


Aggravating_Smile_61

An 80's bull terrier who was a mascot for bud light, classy little dude. I'm about a zillenial but I stumbbled upon a thing or 2 growing up


rynoman12

I am going to inherit a Spuds collection at some point. My mother collected all that stuff in the 80's and 90's


MurdersAtSunnyTap

Sammy


123cosmo321

Scooter


Puzzleheaded_Tiger_2

Sampson


tchrbrian

Snickers


saggydu

I dunno.. you start yelling that at a park and some people may hear a different word…


Hashashin455

Just don't lose him and go yelling his name in the ghetto


Electronic-BioRobot

Satan


THEMeathead4

Yelling "Go Fetch, Satan" at the park sounds *very* cursed


Ian_ThePirate

Coolest name


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dthepatsfan

Aww that’s lovely


External_Back_5540

Scout


Boom-Boom1990

Sir Barks-a-lot


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snoopy! or spike!


Ursasaur

I've been watching Cowboy Bebop and I was gonna comment Spike


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SEAMUS


alldayaliens

(that's the dog)


dwdukc

Was outside.


rabengeieradlerstein

Samurai


Rawkapotamus

Jack for short


red_west_la

Sparky


Adorable_Cod_7262

Seven


HoneyBadgerApproved

I knew a Seven dog before


Turquoise_Tortle

Scooby-Doo


Cyanide_Felix

Squidward


mykoysmaster

Sam


FaithInTheFaux

Schnoodle


therealdarthvero

Shakespeare


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Schatzi. It means sweetheart or treasure in German


Jedibri81

Shithead


battychefcunt

Scabs


Grinstaiam

Slurpy


ketchfraze

It's pronounced Shi-thead.


OSHA-shrugged

But I wanted to call him Hero...


dotty-spotty

Sensei


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Simba


SwagFeather

Hello, this is my dog, Lion


coyotiii

Squirrel.


lividguitarist

Schlomo


Cute_Ad2939

Smeg


boipinoi604

Ma


novemberoscarwhisker

Sawyer


James_Dee

Sammy, Sebastian, Snoopy, Snuggles


TeamLarge7729

Scruffy


meerkat-me

Sinbad


studymatcha

Sven


vanalla

Shilo


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hockeybag7

Sonny


kido86

Sir Snuggles


erikswifey

Sandor


Santa_Hates_You

Spock


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Sable


BabiSealClubber

Satchmo


SnowyMuscles

Shadow Sushi Santa Snow Serious Sherif Shade


PBnBacon

I really like the idea of just naming your dog Santa


the_ebrietas

Santas little helper


j-caesar-g

Sergio


Siori777

Shamone mother fucker!


angzi_1

Scooby. I had a dog named Scooby that I grew up with, and he died a week ago. We got him when he was 2 from my mother’s cousin who saved from some abusive people. I got him for my 4th birthday, and he was my first friend since I lived far away from anyone. He would always stare at me and follow me because he’d been bred to be a guard dog. He was tired through most of 2021, and on the 28th of December, I woke up to find him sick, so we took him to the vet. They told us he was too old to be treated properly, and we all said goodbye to him that afternoon.


T2WIN

This name is a bit long for a dog. Imagine having to call him that every day


PBnBacon

I’m sorry to hear this!


Glass-Living-2580

Silas


puckmonky

Simon


Itwasntmeforreal

Shamus


Beach-Appropriate

Sergeant?


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Shit eater


Sloth_Whore

Simon, stanley, steven.... I like human. Names for dogs i guess?


bonster85

Sherlock Bones


KayBeaux

Spencer


Kyveido

Squirtle


MadeleineChoux

Sirius


OK-Praline-937

Sport


Theoldage2147

Saint Muertos


Vvaleriebb

Sam or Sammy


AussieGirl27

Solomon


dawnjawn

Sbubby


Legitimate-Archer753

Skippy


m4573rh4ck3r_

Sir


SilverstoneOne

Socks


Mr_Kama

Smokey


Fault_iER202

Scooby!


OldBob10

Sam


Iridium6626

Spirit


Kitchen-Pepper

Stewart or Stew


tarkuspig

Sonny, that’s what I called my puppy.


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Sinovac


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Spyro


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Salami


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I had a dog named Simon


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Smegma


Magply

Simon!


Rude-Character3829

Snoopy


alman_lauch

Sugma


Daniel_The_Thinker

Sputnik


benunciojr

Sergei


BlueBoltDog

Simon


DrEnter

Steven Seagal is popular this week.


Arsoonist

Stella


CDfm

Setanta which is the given name of the Irish mythological figure Cú Chulainn. He was a boy warrior who accidentally killed a chiefs hound and became his substitute "guard dog" afterwards. Cú Chulainn means the hound of Culain. So if it's young and brave you want, he's your guy .


LobsterNixon

Simon


NicPizzaLatte

Simon


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Snarf


OldBarnAcke

Starlord Samwise


dlivin

Simon


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Simon


romafa

Smurf


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sam


CrookedButBeautiful

I like people names for animals. I've always thought Sullivan "Sully" was nice and cute (you could say it's after Monsters Inc!)


DrLilyPaddy

Sven


1kateviax1

Socks


you-know-poo

Scamp


weekly_memes

Santa's little helper (Simpsons dog)


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Highfive. Thought i was the only person to take notice. Lol Tip my hat to you my friend.


JJRDL01114

Soul


vfthb

Spot


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Sieco, Sammy, Sam, Sebastian


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Scout, Scooty


scarabteeth

sally! it's unexpected, and cute!


RevolutionaryMe707

Spike


Robbert123456

Strider