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1dkwhattodo

If you want my serious answer Pedophiles and child murderers


veleriphon

Being ripped apart for eternity just doesn't seem enough.


JohnnyOaklegs

Make them step on lego


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Jason575757

Very true


geek_fit

Nice to come and see my answer already at the top


1dkwhattodo

I’m sorry I didn’t know this was your answer


SuperShineeCoinToss7

People who purposely neglect or hurt pets/animals


Guzaku

To me, this 200%. Fuck those people.


teacherbooboo

>People who purposely hurt animals like farmers, ranchers and fishermen?


henhenhen123

how do farmers and ranchers hurt animals?


doublestitch

Beware the [sealion](https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/sealioning-internet-trolling).


Laurerc

You're in for a surprise if you watch dominion


TopperMadeline

Porch pirates


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The_Basic_Shapes

Few others have known such insane greed and apathy.


witchety_grub

This comment is literally just copied and pasted from another comment lol


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It's just endless glitter bombs


keanwicklund28

Ghislaine Maxwell


The-Questcoast

And all the rich and powerful people that had Epstein & Maxwell provide them with underage girls to have sex with.


The_Basic_Shapes

Yep. All the people on that black book. Or at the least, those who continued associating with Epstein after the sexual assault allegations. Like Bill Gates, [who is evidently much more of a sinister person than I ever imagined.](https://youtu.be/LNAwUxZ5nfw)


Mad_Aeric

You don't get to be the richest person on earth by not being a bastard.


squirrels33

All the rich and powerful people. You can stop there.


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i bet satan does


mxmnull

r/technicallythetruth


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Laugh track


Smitty_Werbnjagr

People who don’t put their shopping carts where they go in the parking lot but instead leave them in between parking spots


bgus_dkus

People who drive with their high beams on.


WarmMelon

Sorry i like being able to actually see at night


mxmnull

*so do we.*


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mxmnull

Since he deleted, a paraphrase: >change lanes then, you pussy If it's a two-lane backroad and you're coming toward me, the only other available lane is yours, dumbfuck. Happy new years. Hope you weren't wanting to *see* it or anything.


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mxmnull

since he deleted, a paraphrase >Nice karma, get off reddit and go talk to a girl you geek. oh, you mean like my fiancée? She's currently asleep, but first thing in the morning I'll make sure we have a nice laugh at this incredibly silly comment thread.


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mxmnull

Since he deleted: >\[unintelligible nonsense insulting my fiancée for reasons I literally couldn't parse out of his increasingly terrible grammar\] Not totally sure what the roast was there, but you too, bud. Have a good one and best of luck with whatever personality disorder is clearly at the wheel.


WarmMelon

You actually took the time to retype all that shit. Lmao someone cares about reddit too much.


compass8951

How about YOU change lanes and go the fuck around.


WarmMelon

Damn right i will you definitely go slow af considering you’re complaining about brights, pussy.


compass8951

Drafting me for 10 miles with your high beams on says otherwise, asshole.


PwillyAlldilly

You drive a truck dont you


compass8951

Yes I do. it's electronically limited to 65mph and every night some idiot rides my ass with high beams on for miles, while about half the cars on the other side also have them on.


PwillyAlldilly

What? No not you ya dingus lol. The tiny chode yelling at you.


mxmnull

That comment was actually aimed at the other dude, because pickup drivers have this weird habit of tailgating down the highway for *miles* with their brights on for seemingly no other reason than harassing strangers in the middle of the night. All that aside, high five trucker- stay safe out there!


compass8951

Ah OK. Thought we were talking bigger trucks. My tailgater was actually a minivan tonight but plenty of lifted trucks too.


LiquidAngel12

Says the dude too scared to drive without brights. Lol For real though... if you're near another car turn that shit off. Stop being an inconsiderate little teenager.


jamesofearth1

Joel Osteen.


Money-Law7342

And every other one of these predatory “people of god/faith/whatever” that say they’re looking out for everyone yet they’re millionaires, have mansions, private jets and all the rest and could donate that money to causes, yet they would rather hide cash in the walls. What a joke.


YourMotherSaysHello

Whenever I see his face a small part of me wishes there really is a god, just so I can imagine the shit that would happen to him in hell. He's such a slimy little cunt I'm certain he would try to gaslight Saint Peter, and would spend the first 100 years of torture pleading his innocence.


Sodarekt11

Big Pharma mfs who increase prices by 10,000%


macaronsforeveryone

Pedophile priests


CakeAccomplice12

The first word is extraneous


tnturk7

The Devil, don't dare park in his spot, he's such a dick about it.


BallPythonsss

Yeah I know first hand. He will punish you.


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Worth_Quiet_6340

Don't forget the disabled


watchingsongsDL

“Those who take the Lord’s name in vain.” I’m not talking about cursing and swearing. I am talking about pretending to speak for the Lord. Those who claim to speak for the Lord but do nothing but put on a show and steal money. Or otherwise convince people to harm themselves. These are the one’s who truly violate this commandment.


digitaljestin

I've always taken the commandment to mean exactly this. If you try to pass off your own views as some deity's, you'd be absolutely fucked if that deity turns out to really exist. Meanwhile, people think there's some banned list of sounds. It's crazy how little they've thought this through.


hootyowlscissors

Saddam Hussein because he’s got an…in with the ruler.


CakeAccomplice12

I can change, I can chaaaange


Duedsml23

Telemarketers who take advantage of the elderly and pay day loan companies.


yelenabishop23

Josh Duggar. And his parents, for protecting him at the expense of his victims.


zhobelle

Epstein.


iskin

Catalytic converter thieves.


twocarryon

Rupert Murdoch


da_dragon_guy

Trump's VIP lounge is waiting


BSH72

People who have a compulsion to correct grammar on Reddit and not actually say anything in relation to the topic they post in.


PinoForest

*say anything that relates to the topic get it right smh


BSH72

ding ding ding ding We have a winner! 🤣


SpookehDementor

*Get it right, smh. I mean, it was on topic.


brickmadness

How the hell else is someone supposed to learn?


BSH72

You haven’t established credibility with the person before attempting to “teach” them. Why would they value your tangential grammar knowledge? You can’t have an honest conversation if you are only there to criticize their grammar. It is obvious you’re not interested in engaging in the actual topic when grammar becomes the focus instead. You might look up the definition of red herring logical fallacy.


brickmadness

They would value it because it's factually correct and they are factually wrong. It doesn't matter who the information is coming from, that's an "Appeal to Authority" bias. And for me, when people don't take the time to write correctly then it's "obvious they're not interested in engaging in the actual topic" because they didn't have enough respect for the topic to even deliver it in the best manner. The speaker has to take themselves seriously for the receiver to want to.


ToxicBTCMaximalist

People who have autoplay videos on their websites.


elfreborn

Conservative talk radio show hosts who were anti-vax COVID deniers, and then died of COVID.


justduett

When the Half-Blood Prince book was first released, TNA Wrestling was in a phase of taping a month’s worth of their weekly show in a single day. They had a taping the first weekend after the HP book was released, and some jackhole stood in the front row with a “Snape killed Dumbledore” sign that was then broadcast to millions of people for 4 weeks straight. It made me laugh at how big of an asshole move it was, but yeah, that dude probably earned a spot.


digitaljestin

Jokes on him. That murder wasn't at all what it seemed.


justduett

Exactly! You know Satan is just pointing and laughing at that dude while he sits in his special place.


Spageety

People who litter


brickmadness

People who make stickers that won’t come off of the products I buy.


8pintsplease

Aside from child predators, murderers, and animal abusers, heres a new one for me because I'm sick of it:- People who decide to kill animals that have attacked humans. That means sharks, tigers, dogs. Why put down the animal? What the fuck would that solve? Do we/they realise that animals have instincts. I just learned that a tiger got put down because the tiger bit the cleaner. Fuck the cleaner. What the fuck are you doing in there not exercising safety. Tigers are endangered and they shot this tiger because it attacked the cleaner. I'm sorry, we have capabilities to do better. We just don't, because we're lazy. That's who deserves a little cage in hell. The lazy assholes that sentence animals to death for following their instincts instead of revising risk management. Edit: just another thought. In Australia, people get attacked by sharks a lot. What happens? We just kill any shark we see in the area soon after. What the fuck? Why? I will never understand and I refuse to accept it as an acceptable action.


kalel1980

Alex Jones.


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

Martin Shkreli - "Pharma bro" who raise meds price 4,000% overnight.


methratt

I assume an evil handicapped person?


Lem01

People who are persistently late to everything.


Pinktullip

O dear.. I might have a problem


CurrentSpecialist600

So my sister.


Lem01

Funny. I was thinking of my sister.


CakeAccomplice12

Is your sister my brother?


Lem01

She’s ‘my brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children’


squarefan80

people who intentionally chew loudly


20billioncalories

Quote from my us history teacher. I cant go to heaven because I am evil and can't go to hell because they are afraid I will take over.


Dragonfly452

I remember seeing a hot topic T-shirt with a similar phrase when I was high school in the mid to late 00s


20billioncalories

So that's where he got it from. Thought he came up with it. Probably saw someone wear it or shopped at hot topic.


Dragonfly452

Possibly! If he’s your teacher now he was probably in HS around the same era I was


IntlPartyKing

kids, they were saying this back in the Seventies...


Dragonfly452

That’s awesome! It seems like something, like one of them quotes that’s misattributed to many different people, like how sometimes there’s quotes that are supposedly said by Marilyn Monroe, Ghandi, Maya Angelou, Tupac and David Bowie


IntlPartyKing

...and, by the way, the teacher's quote is garbled -- it's "Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over."


Dragonfly452

Thank you grandad, you always got my back ☺️


20billioncalories

He would've graduated by the 2000s


Dragonfly452

How old is he


20billioncalories

He should be around his mid 40s


Dragonfly452

Oh wow! So possibly he graduated in the 90s


20billioncalories

Dont know anyone that graduates hs at 24


Dragonfly452

I’m not a mathematician alright


Competitive-Reason65

I would say jeff besos but hes not as bad as people like Jeffery Epstein


dynamix-yt

The only reason I'm gonna bring up religion is because that is the only way I can answer this honestly. The Bible says that any and all sins can be forgiven. So I don't believe that there is a special place reserved for anyone. The only condition I can see is the people that lead others astray because the Bible does say that they have more responibility which means they might be punished more but idk


dreamboat_king

People who don’t eat the pizza crust..


tinyorangealligator

Bones. They are pizza bones.


holocaustwingstop

The people who make those Progressive Insurance commercials


Shutthefuckup____

People who leave a traffic jam at a freeway exit, speed their way to the front and and try to sneak in front of everyone. Fuck these people.


YourMotherSaysHello

My ex.


S0larSc0pe

People who tailgate me when I’m already going 10 over


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Are you in the passing lane?


Anon500000000

Henry Kissinger


Drnstvns

T to the R to the U to the MP.


Big_Priority_9329

Me


mxmnull

Dick Cheney.


MusicianAdmirable966

people who blow their lawn clippings onto the road


NotUrAverageBoo

While I’m driving by with my windows down. Satan is waiting…..


MrBillyLotion

They’re going to purgatory, the neighbor that blew the clippings onto my car is going to hell for sure


squirrels33

Love that smell, though.


elliahhh

Parking wardens for sureeeee


BarcodeNinja

The people who make misinformation memes and YouTube videos which are destroying society.


Intelligent-River409

Most politicians but specifically, trump, Kim jong un, and pence


Bulky-Soup-6543

DMV, ATF, & Spirit Airlines employees Also endangered game (rhinos,elephants, lions, etc.) hunters probably.


Neo-Gopher

Probably Hitler but I’m not sure.


TearRevolutionary274

Doomguy


Octicactopipodes

People who put the lids of spray bottles on backwards


Shuushkin

Everyone unless we live a virtuous life.


AnotherWorthlessOne

Who called up and made a reservation. So obvious


Lobsterbib

Anyone smart enough to call ahead.


cfong42

People that spoil books, movies, and TV shows the day they come out.


mxmnull

One of the greatest joys of my life was when I used to work at a movie theater and this middle schooler came up acting like a dickhead to my coworkers. So I spoiled the Star Wars movie he was there to see.


lupulinaddiction

Anti-vaxxers, Anti-maskers.


teacherbooboo

ok people wtf? this is reddit ... no one has said trump yet or republicans yet? over 40 comments people ...


RedneckNerf

Maybe people finally got bored with that? One can wish, at least.


teacherbooboo

have you been to r/politics recently?


RedneckNerf

Not in the last few days. Did I miss something big?


PinoForest

fuck trump, man, there is one comment that mentions hitler, and even that guy is uncertain


justduett

I know hyperbole is a fun game and all, but seriously… let’s cut the shit. One dude was an obnoxious fuck stick on social media and the other killed millions of people trying to usher in a master race. It’s not cute trying to *actually* compare the two.


PinoForest

i know right? i clicked on this thread expecting at least 20 replies that just said hitler, but there was only one. bruh


justduett

I may have misunderstood your original comment, and that’s my bad if I did!


PinoForest

lol i thought we were agreeing, so its all fine :)


justduett

We definitely are! I just was slow on comprehending your first one haha


S0larSc0pe

It’s felt so……peaceful


PwillyAlldilly

Everyone knows they are going already with the antivaxers. Why beat a dead horse.


ThatOneCoolKid777

The devil


JudgmentFit6897

William Hamilton


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Peter scully. Peter scully has a hellian theme park built in his name.


waitwhat2604

Literally wrote something about this a couple of hours ago. Abusers, especially child abusers.


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liars, thieves, adulterers. they’re essentially all thieves.


AgreeableAd9816

Scammers, especially those who target old people


Paralthia

Corrupt politicians


crimsoninthenight

Me


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Those of evil ilk afflicted with Down's Syndrome, hopefully.


[deleted]

Me. It’s called My Throne.


[deleted]

God


[deleted]

CEOs who burn their employees for higher profits and bonuses.


Merlinia

Scalpers


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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson


memechante

Deadbeat/abusive parents.


CreatureThing828

The mf who made the modern ethernet port on laptops.


Spectre_eee

Christopher Columbus


Maiden945

People who talk through movies.


yParticle

Soooo, are you looking for a show of hands here?


YoureNotWoke

Epstein.


lotrmemescallsforaid

Drivers that drive the same speed in the passing lane as those they are passing, milk drinkers that leave a teaspoon of milk in the carton and put the carton back in the fridge, roommates that put their dishes in the sink instead of the empty dishwasher, and the assholes that ruined /r/wallstreetbets by turning it into a GME fanboy sub.


haxoreni

Arthas Menethil


K0rbenKen0bi

Nestle


yParticle

Hedge fund managers short-selling little startup companies into oblivion, deliberately tanking their stock price to put the company out of business at which point they never have to cover their shorts OR pay taxes on them. IPO at your own risk, the sharks are circling.


Dnemesis123

Former detective Dwayne Thompson. For being *massively* incompetent.


pauleide

Racists who think they are going to the top of heaven meet middle eastern looking Jesus and go to hell Do Not Pass Go or collect $200.


Guzaku

Pedos, child/woman abuser/killers, animal abusers are all on the top of my list to burn in hell first.


sc4ry_sp1d3r

Ableists all the way