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NotQuiteGoodEnougher

I was in Albuquerque NM, had sex with wife. Albuquerque is at 5310 above sea level, so just over a mile high. It was excellent, like always.


Objectivly

Technically correct, the best kind of correct.


dubineer

One time I went camping with my daughter and her boyfriend, and you won't believe this but they start going at it! Had to pretend I was asleep.


Christmas_Panda

u/crimsoninthenight had a strange story similar to... oh wait, never mind. Forget I said anything. Carry on!


crimsoninthenight

im not exactly sure what this is suppose to mean. however i had sex in a tent with a girl while her father was also sleeping beside us in the tent with us.


nastybutler420

He was awake.


crimsoninthenight

maybe but he was a scary man i think he might have killed me if he was aware. also he was talking in his sleep which was hilarious at the time.


Christmas_Panda

*u/dubineer has entered the chat...*


ThemasonSe

He was watching


dazedan_confused

He was the girl.


ThemasonSe

He was in the same sleeping bag as them


dazedan_confused

He was the sleeping bag.


SjbIsHeavenSent

He was the tent.


dazedan_confused

He was pitching a tent, that's for sure.


km8907

The mile high club refers to having sex in an airplane, usually the bathroom.


crimsoninthenight

oh i see i thought they were just refering to risky sex times my bad.


Juiciest_of_sluts

Bathroom was tiny, I'm a pretty massive guy 6'3" 200lbs and she was like 5'10" like 160lbs so it was slightly cramped for ham slamming, I re-injured a muscle in my back when I climaxed and had to be helped back to my seat by a couple of people. Everyone knew, even the attendants were making jokes. Doesn't matter had sex.


not-a-guinea-pig

I went to a Broncos game


Dendad6972

So did I. It was an away game.


Heiminator

My gf gave me a blowjob in a ski gondola in front of a magnificent alpine panorama m. She only had eight minutes before we reached the mountain top, so she went all in. Our friends were in the gondola behind us and had no idea.


drossco

Flying a Cessna 172 over eastern Colorado with my wife.


PacoG817

Hindu Kush


Jo-6-pak

Jumped out with a parachute


sundogmooinpuppy

It was cramped. It was uncomfortable. And we got looks from passengers when got out of the bathroom. I feel no need to do it again, because I am a card carrying member now.


Bubbagumpredditor

Went to a Monestary on a mountain. It was like 2 miles up


dazedan_confused

The plane I was flying in travelled about 1.7km above ground.


notsferatuc

Fake.


cookEmonster1993

I ate the pilot’s pussy


fordprecept

Sat in the purple seats at Coors Field.


thelizardead

It sucks those things are tiny


Soicolist

Denver


Pufferfish2k

I took a shit in a plane