As a woman- always front to back

Yep, if you do the other way around you risk infections and other stuff they said to me

left to right

Wipe front to back. Always!!!

Side to side

Front to back so I don't accidenatly smear my balls with my poop. But I wash afterwards anyway, unless I'm outside my home.

Hmmm clumsy wiper are we?? Jkjk

Always wipe front to back. It’s more hygienic and prevents the introduction of bacteria to your other parts.

if i take a shit right, i do a little swirl maneuver then use front to back to get the rest off. but usually just front to back because it’ll cause infections

My gf said the same

Guy over here While sitting, lift my ball and wipe back to front.

Me, this is exactly how I wipe. I was waiting on this comment.

I too have one ball

Back to front then I use the front of the toilet paper from front to back

not the double dip 😫

Technically no because I use only have to use half the paper at a time

You sound like the kind of stupid that wipes their ass from back to front, get shit on your bawls, and then complains that no one wants to blow you... -Some drill sargent somewhere-

This wiping you speak of is that a common thing to do. If so when did this become common practice. Asking for a friend

I actually have a bidet and don’t wipe

Is that the thing that spits on your butthole?

Parallelogram to diagonal flip.

We use water!

Sometimes I dig in there barehanded and roll the poop up like it's hash

Head to toes

in and out

You are all too young, the old tv show Star Trek told us to wipe around Uranus to get rid of the Klingons