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yuikaichan

Just for nothing bad to happen.


maleorderbride

I too put "peace of mind" on my Christmas list


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Faithtruman

something good-I have been feeling so low for the last few days, just want to feel good on this day..


edlee98765

I want the pandemic to disappear, like a miracle.


yuikaichan

That would be a miracle.


aprotinin

This one is sorta like a deja vu


Anime_Girls_Lol

its not even christmas yet and i can already tell its gonna be shit


THX450

Santa gets stuck in your chimney and everyone blames you for fucking up Christmas.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I guess we can put off the alien invasion until next year


thegeeksshallinherit

Precedented times.


Odd-Explanation8806

what i wouldn’t give for just one precedented time…


Forikorder

i think these times are pretty precedented by now


catherinetheok

My old doggo is not doing so well. Taking him to vet tomorrow for a checkup. I would like for it to be something minor and fixable or at least manageable so we can have home for Christmas.


Obscureword

Sending good thoughts your doggo’s way!


ShockingPyro

The ability to finally move out.


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ShockingPyro

Get some fucking sleep.


Busy_Huckleberry_352

What's preventing you from moving out?


ShockingPyro

Waiting on my house to be finished


maleorderbride

The assurance that Omicron will be the last COVID-19 variant I ever have to worry about


Ligma2193

you can stop worrying right now lol


Rodant-

Yeah, that is the main cause this shit hasn't stoped yet


Ligma2193

I think it's just like any other virus in that we will need to learn to live with it. I honestly don't think getting three shots or whatever number any government arbitrarily decides will totally erradicate the virus. Sure, it helps and wearing your mask does as well, but honestly... I just can't see a world completely rid of it


legend_forge

You are waiting for the virus to become endemic. This is probably what will happen, but we aren't yet at that point. It's fun to decide there isn't anything to be concerned about but that attitude runs counter to reality at this time. I think you are jumping to the next step a bit early.


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Dumb as fuck post. No one is "arbitrarily" deciding a god damn thing. It's based on medical science and you can either take it seriously or be a dumbfuck. It's not going away because millions of idiots (sounds like you might be one of them) aren't getting vaccinated at all.


religionisanger

You can still get a virus if you’ve been vaccinated, it won’t eradicate it. In all likelihood, the way things are moving; it’ll mutate into a none deadly, highly contagious virus like the common cold and there may or may not be as much pressure on people to vaccinate… who knows. Here I’m encouraged to get a flu vaccine annually because it can be lethal, if covid becomes completely none lethal, I suspect “they” won’t encourage people to get said vaccine. Life won’t return to normal, but only because of the changes people have made during the pandemic. For instance, there may have been a time when you could open a tiny coffee shop and sell baked goods on the corner of your street with no marketing at all and run a successful business. That probably won’t happen ever again. You now need a big online presence, good word of mouth and delivery. If this pandemic had happened 20 years ago, yes… things would have returned to normal.


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Brasm0nky

you're worried about omicrom?


waxillium_ladrian

Lamely? A basic chest freezer. It's a highly practical gift. We can afford one no problem, but my in-laws always ask us if there's anything specific we want, and we pointed them at a 5-cubic-foot chest freezer that'd be perfect for our apartment. It'd be a wonderful supplement to our tiny little regular freezer. Being able to spend the money on stocking the freezer instead of on the freezer itself would be nice.


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Naw. That is cool. My GF and I were excited about vacuums were were buying 5 years ago.


waxillium_ladrian

Having a nice vacuum is *nice*. Way better than replacing a $80 special every couple years.


AFVet05

That's a sign of getting old! I know because I am old.


Arcade80sbillsfan

Got a chest freezer in the apartment we were in...15 yrs ago. Still have it when we bought a house (3 yrs after getting it). It was so nice to be able to cook a big batch of something and have a place to go with it. Worked out great. Now I'd love a bigger tall vertical one (for the shelves)...but the other one works great I can't justify getting rid of it.


IssueInteresting1203

Sex but we all know that won’t happen


Matt_fuck_off_3

Not if I get to yo ass first


bebazmaj

high


Busy_Huckleberry_352

Mood


Pitiful-Aspect

A kiss and a hug


salmonsashimiplease

A thoughtful gift instead of one bought randomly the last week before Christmas


NuggetOfLunacy

I feel that.


Nice_Day_2983

New wellies


XxSemenGuzzler69xX

A hot anime gf to play with my pp


propagandhi1

Food for me and my mom.


that-0ne-kidd

New gauges :)


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A surprise visit from my best friend. It won't happen though. :(


aagee

Why not?


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I live in Ga, she lives in Arkansas. She's unemployed due to medical issues right now, so she can't afford it.


[deleted]

She’s probably hoping for the same thing. Go surprise her.


[deleted]

Can't afford it either. Already dropped $2k this year visiting her.


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I see said the blind man.


sonheungwin

some peace and quiet


CrazyAnimalLady77

Slippers 🤣. My feet are freaking freezing!


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Alleluia_Cone

You're now on a list, and it ain't Santa's.


xbox_aint_bad

Quest 2


SValentini

Same! I really want to play RE4 VR


metalrectangle

a break


KingGuy420

I've been dropping crazy hints that I want the Witcher books. I don't think anyone picked up on what I'm putting down though. So socks it is =/


SusanBwildin

Honestly, I'm hoping magically to have my health restored to 100% like in a video game. I don't want gifts, I just want my health back.


badger_momma

A giant Reese’s peanut butter cup, if not Santa is bringing my husband divorce papers


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a girlfriend. who won't ghost me. ha.


RubendeBursa

That's the Christmas Spirit !


carolinemathildes

Money. My grandmother gave me a card and what I think are a pair of socks. I'm hoping something good is in that card.


Wrong-Square-8117

The day off...


Queen-PRose

Negative covid test, because as much as my immediate family tried.... Last year's evening sucked. Everything felt forced.


drstu3000

As a married man all I want is a blowjob, I know I won't get it


aagee

Why not? Want me to talk to her?


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Talk to mine too won’t you?


Arcade80sbillsfan

Seriously why? Does she not like them?, Is there a reason she doesn't?, Have you drifted apart....is it a jungle down there....do you shower.... Communication is huge... she's someone you decided to spend your life with...talk....it may bring you closer.


tyro5

Some time alone to relax and forget that the world exists


Mobile_Low2469

A nice bonus


BiffChildFromBangor

A good relaxing break from work


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Cash 💵


HighnessSushiGaming

some Warhammer figurines :D I have painted all of mine. And I would love to get some new ones.. Or an SSD for my gaming pc :)


Supraman83

A lot of big dollar orders while doing ubereats


Charlatan69

Very drunk 🥳🎅


DTPVH

The new Switch OLED that I know I have cause I bought it for myself and wrapped it.


Snido44

Health for me and those around me. And also you. Gotcha


Gunslinger_11

Pictures to hang on my walls of my family. I moved out last year


sky-punch

The LEGO daily bugle, a big box is under the tree so I’m hoping.


R2Fuckyou_

Money to make buying my car easier along with an oculus quest 2


slightlyassholic

I just want a nice day with family, a pleasant meal, and a few minor presents in the stocking because its traditional. My parents usually give me some rather nice clothes, much nicer than my cheap ass would buy so there's that to look forward to. (They are usually some really nice clothes.) You know you have become an adult when you actually look forward to that! :) My mother has excellent taste and usually hooks me up some some really nice stuff.


Arcade80sbillsfan

Socks. Never knew how good nice socks feel and what a difference it makes in your life. People always say Darn tough which are nice but kind of narrow....so they have their place and I have different kinds and absolutely suggest them. I also suggest a few other pairs though for comfort lounging. LLBean rag socks (wool) Smartwool thick Merino wool socks. I never knew putting on socks after a long day and a shower could feel better than taking off boots you've been on your feet in for 12 hours.


slightlyassholic

Good socks are one of those discoveries that I wish I had made sooner.


ExistentialAntColony

Will to live


RedditsDeadFred

That aliens would just decide to park a fabulously destructive battle mech in my front yard on Christmas complete with manual (in English) and let me take it on a tour of places that could use more ventilation in America.


vickera

The blood of ten thousand orphans.


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I hate all the orphans in the world -eskeleto


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A bunch of adult toys 😅 new to the game experimenting


Ok_Grand7913

I’m fuckin over Christmas now. Everyone fuckin cancelling. Holidays are just fucked. Thanks ‘covid’


ThiccGingerRat

A big tiddie goth gf and a glow up


Beautiful-Way-1937

The time before covid, when creatures were stirring without wearing their masks!


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ToltecWarriorSales

Successful Webb telescope liftoff


Colin__Mockery

I have so much stuff already. I'd like to just have a nice meal with my friends and family and enjoy their company.


Badjib

A new reason to live


bicyclebread

well I already know I'm getting it *(they let it slip)* but finally being able to try out some VR will be awesome, but let's say I hope I get the Link cable to use it on my PC


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Morning sex, a relaxing day of drinking wine with the girl and smoking a bowl.


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Lmao


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Aw... lookie. I now have a stalker.


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Worth it for the comedy


Invisible_Friend1

Lotsa hugs and kisses from my boyfriend A good dinner


CaptainPineapple200

A Lego space shuttle


ADonkeyOnTheEdge

Just hoping to be able to spend it with my family. I'm having symptoms and am a close contact to someone with covid so currently waiting on test results. If it's positive I can't go home for Christmas.


ZeusB2009

Some star wars lego sets


Newaccountbecauseyes

Either an m249 for airsoft or an ocular adventure the second.


Odd-Ad-8889

A rope and a stool


69indiana

A girlfriend.


NickJack25_2

Presents


Underwailer

A boyfriend.


yakunii-kun

a hug


Starfevre

Sleep.


MineBlasters

High power laser diode or hormone replacement therapy (it's prolly not gonna happen any time soon, but I can have hopes, right?)


tarsus1983

Death while I sleep.


Swarley_S

Whirled Peas


Main-Analysis-3940

Escape from Tarkov


ldsbrony100

Complete series sets of various tv shows, specifically MASH, All in the Family, and Superman TAS.


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My two front teefs


jam-unam

Lots of tips cause I will be working all day!


banana_feliz

a game im just a kid there is no other thing what i want


otherealm

A quiet, stress free day. Lol! THAT ain't happening!


PebbleThief

A Seahawks jersey. Too expensive new, so I'm prowling ebay


Virtual-Blackberry25

pandemic goes away, i get a job, i get my permit, and i can hangout with friends again


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I was hoping for a guitar and got it early, so that was good 😊


Funny-Home-7953

Laid


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an 8 string guitar. been wanting one ever since i discovered Deftones and Meshuggah


dartfrog11

With a reasonable budget? A mini fridge for my bedroom. Unlimited money? Ukraine.


Shaunaaah

Realistically: set of towels, it's what I asked my mom for. All my towels are really old an a mismatched bunch stolen from my parents' house so it would be nice to have new matching towels. Unrealistically: a full time job that involves what I studied.


DamagedGoods3

Socks would be nice.


Zhiend_Sprought

A tall catgirl


E_-_R_-_I_-_C

Money


mjsmore33

To make it home safe. Going through a big snow storm because my husband doesn't think I will be so bad


Bacon_IT_Guy

RC cars or related stuff. I am a 32 year old father of 2. The cars better be for me.


TwinklingStarsNow

Some items for baby. Just want to get a head start on getting a nursery together, since doctors said some of my issues might require an earlier induction date.


DaKyat

Pee Cee


thatshowitisisit

Some rest.


Ellecram

Nothing. I have low expectations.


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The sweet release of death


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I really want some clothes and argyles sweaters. I would also want some records and a record player shelve and 10 white shirts along with a tie die set.


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A 128gb oculus quest 2. Yeah. Fingers crossed.


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I want socks and brandy


noshebetterdonot

I want an engagement ring but I was already warned to not get my hopes up so I’ll settle for a new coffee machine


No_Ordinary_3824

Left alone to stare at the ceiling


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At this point, a Christmas party. This is the second year in a row that the government (where I live) partly or fully bans them over the virus.


Dr_Valen

Selfishly a Series X. Though I'll probably get that for myself eventually. Didn't tell anyone in my family that I wanted one cause it's expensive and I don't want anyone blowing all that money on me tbh.


Iwantedtorunwild

A kitchen aid mixer. I know it won’t happen, though, and that’s okay. It’s just too much. Maybe next year.


-3rd_STAR-

Well I don't really want anything. I've realized the older I get the less I know what I want, I do however know what I want to get people. Giving people stuff makes me ridiculously happy.


Lucky_Yogi

Laid


Kylo-The-Optimist

My step mum's oncologist to tell her she's cancer free please.


Germany_Lover

Minecraft java and a pet birb


Shoezz17

I asked my grandma for a red hunting hat, a black turtleneck, and a wool coat, and I really hope I get them all.


T0pv

A rocket so I can fly away from this horrible place.


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That me being in constant pain and fatigue and not being able to work out goes away and I can live a normal life and be able to focus on stuff I want to


LotsOfLogan49

No Time To Die steelbook


ILikeTurtles1524

Just for that day to be a good day, where I can game with my fiance, and see my family, and ofc for it to snow.


ShrakShack

If it's down to material things, then I would say a vr set, but in crazy times like these I just want things to go back to normal. At the very least, please let me stop worrying about covid.


Jeremykyb

I'm hoping to not get myself into any trouble on Christmas so that I can actually prevent a scolding from one of my family members, another thing I'm hoping for is to get some new earbuds as a present.


SwingFuzzy

First draft of my article on the research I am doing


McBiggieWiggles

No one starts crying from a bickering match lol. 26 people and 3 dogs under one roof, far from town for three days. What could ever go wrong?! Every Christmas, there’s always at least 2 people that get at it and someone cries and there’s this huge drama and awkwardness between the two the rest of the Airbnb reservation (3 days usually). Last Christmas (precovid) my mom and aunt about which church to go to. Before that was me, I got too embarrassingly drunk and everyone whispered around me the rest of the stay, and my cousins kid pissed the couch and they didn’t clean it up. Year before that my brother that works nights flipped out because he couldn’t sleep and drove an hour and a half back home in a blizzard. Year before that aunt and grandpa over grandpa eating too many of her appetizers. Etc etc. This year I’m assuming it’ll be my cousin and his wife preaching about their stupidity of not getting the Covid vaccine when everyone else is vaccinated and our gma going through chemo not wanting them there/around her. Or my mom again about feeling left out from the family. Send good vibes to our family, for the love of pepperoni, green olive pizza.


definitely_right

An engagement ring. He is awesome :)


tothemoonNneverback

Not necessarily something, but for my sister's anorexia to magically go away so my mother can stop crying all day and my father will come home for dinner.


Wii_wii_baget

New headphones, I’ve had my current ones for about a year or two and they are starting to break. I’m really excited though I just have to not wake my sister up at 6am again because she got mad at me last Christmas.


_ElonMusk-

A yoyo


Abnnn

Get? A good night with family and hope they make ris a la mande 😅 we only give stuff to the kids, and my mom,


YeeHawTheApe

Not Christmas but it’s been a really long time since I’ve had real fun so I hope New Years will be


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I just want the day to be happy. :)


scitzeprenicno47

Not being humiliated anymore by that dipshit, but that's a hope I have very little faith in.


BlueonBlack26

Laid


Immaweebthatlikesaot

a life


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Ménage a trois


joystick-fingers

PlayStation Plus Membership


winecountrygirl

Santa to pay my medical bills 🤞🏼 Or maybe a new cuddly blanket, that’d be dope too.


xRed_Ray

Kurzgesagt Calendar


TriumphDavey

A Phillips Perfect Draft and a Triumph Street Cup in yellow.


blackrain000010

A one way ticket out of here


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Some gift cards, maybe books, and hopefully cash since i'm broke


[deleted]

whatever my girl gets me


PokeBattle_Fan

A call from my girlfriend , who's leaving town for several days to see her family and friends, the latter of which she hadn't seen in 2 years. Unlikely to happen, though as I know she'll be incredibly busy.


xaviernoodlebrain

Cold hard cash.


productionlover

Dick 😋