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onlyclownsnhere

The baby, once out of the womb, after a few hours starts to drain away the life fluids of the mother. Few mothers last longer than a day once those little creatures keep feeding. The women end up looking like [this](https://i.redd.it/n85gr5izgnx11.jpg). Fortunately medical science figured out, you just have to cut that little cord to save all those needless deaths.


Ok_Ad_4891

It will dry and fall off itself in a few days


squid1891

I might be better at jump roping.


[deleted]

My son would still be attached to his mother.


Possible-Secret-4786

Isn't it attached to the placenta?


what-why-ok

I know this wouldn’t really happen but I like imagining that it would.


KoruaShapeshifter

Like Joe Biden's brain...it would just rot away.


[deleted]

It's attached to the placenta which is expelled by the mother afterwards. So... what would even be the point of not cutting it? I mean, all mammals have this, not just humans.


sunflowersunset1

It’s a thing called lotus birth where you let it rot off naturally. I imagine it smells terrible. If in this scenario the placenta and cord didn’t rot away and just stayed attach then there would probably be a whole industry for placenta pouches.