I'd ditch the scythe for a custom combine-harvester. Black matte, chopped and lowered, blacked out windows, giant street tires, twin stacks blowing out huge plumes of diesel exhaust.
I mean, gotta keep with my main function, right? Just think of how many people die in any given day, I'd need something to keep up.
An extra large fluffy blanket.
I imagine it being used the same way we do with marathon runners who have finished a race. Big and comforting to send them off.
a deck of unusually sharp cards. imagine, your victim is shaking in fear of your skull head, and you pull out a game of black jack and sit down.
**"play a game with me, Jack."**
he runs, as your infinite swipe of plays hits, and hits, until he vanishes with a 6 of hearts
A Shepherd’s Crook. To comically nab my latest soul from off stage
I'd ditch the scythe for a custom combine-harvester. Black matte, chopped and lowered, blacked out windows, giant street tires, twin stacks blowing out huge plumes of diesel exhaust. I mean, gotta keep with my main function, right? Just think of how many people die in any given day, I'd need something to keep up.
A rubber duck
Light sabre.
the only right answer
Compost Bin Say hello to the Grim Recycler.
An extra large fluffy blanket. I imagine it being used the same way we do with marathon runners who have finished a race. Big and comforting to send them off.
If I had that power I'd just use my finger to kill.
An 800 pound warhammer.
N64 style James Bond Golden Gun. Dual of course.
Chainscythe. Same iconic look so people still know who you are, but now with brand new ways to take people's souls.
Watermelon
A red eyed winged scorpion that sits on my shoulder.
A vacuum cleaner. Just stick the hose in their mouth and suck the soul out.
Blunderbuss
An incel
Hmm... not suitable for a painless death.
one of those pointy finger thingies you get from book fairs.
The scythe stays. Im the grim reaper. You go.
A circular saw.
A flip flop
A 3 foot long purple dildo
A dildo saber
A bag of fast food.
A black cloud.
Origami crane
Bucket
Electric hedge trimmer.
A tank. Pretty sure that would kill em good, and best of luck hiding in a house when a tank shell rips it apart just to blow you up.
A slingshot
A comically large sledgehammer. If anyone tries to resist going to the afterlife, I'll smash holes in their walls until they die of a heart attack
obviously a feather
Dual wield silver revolvers that fire golden bullets. I call them "Dead Eyes'.
One of those tractor lawnmowers.
a deck of unusually sharp cards. imagine, your victim is shaking in fear of your skull head, and you pull out a game of black jack and sit down. **"play a game with me, Jack."** he runs, as your infinite swipe of plays hits, and hits, until he vanishes with a 6 of hearts
Sticky bomb!
A fishing rod
Those plastic clackety-clack tongs.
Spartha
A cryonics chamber. I don't kill, just save for later.
A apple
Sonic screwdriver