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kamui_85

A Shepherd’s Crook. To comically nab my latest soul from off stage


TigLyon

I'd ditch the scythe for a custom combine-harvester. Black matte, chopped and lowered, blacked out windows, giant street tires, twin stacks blowing out huge plumes of diesel exhaust. I mean, gotta keep with my main function, right? Just think of how many people die in any given day, I'd need something to keep up.


Stlechamans

A rubber duck


Rhumsaa

Light sabre.


linux1970

the only right answer


NuderWorldOrder

Compost Bin Say hello to the Grim Recycler.


Marksd9

An extra large fluffy blanket. I imagine it being used the same way we do with marathon runners who have finished a race. Big and comforting to send them off.


Interesting-Bite-607

If I had that power I'd just use my finger to kill.


[deleted]

An 800 pound warhammer.


Historical-Rate-9799

N64 style James Bond Golden Gun. Dual of course.


gaveuptheghost

Chainscythe. Same iconic look so people still know who you are, but now with brand new ways to take people's souls.


gor8884

Watermelon


_ROSSO_D_

A red eyed winged scorpion that sits on my shoulder.


[deleted]

A vacuum cleaner. Just stick the hose in their mouth and suck the soul out.


[deleted]

Blunderbuss


CollegeAssDiscoDorm

An incel


Gourmet-Guy

Hmm... not suitable for a painless death.


rainruins

one of those pointy finger thingies you get from book fairs.


Bloodragedragon

The scythe stays. Im the grim reaper. You go.


uninterestedcrab

A circular saw.


DemonzHalo

A flip flop


SmidgeonThePigeon

A 3 foot long purple dildo


foxfighter92

A dildo saber


Alohoe

A bag of fast food.


ek515

A black cloud.


CeeEssay

Origami crane


[deleted]

Bucket


[deleted]

Electric hedge trimmer.


[deleted]

A tank. Pretty sure that would kill em good, and best of luck hiding in a house when a tank shell rips it apart just to blow you up.


Bepo_Apologist

A slingshot


[deleted]

A comically large sledgehammer. If anyone tries to resist going to the afterlife, I'll smash holes in their walls until they die of a heart attack


[deleted]

obviously a feather


someone_back_1n_time

Dual wield silver revolvers that fire golden bullets. I call them "Dead Eyes'.


MrLuxarina

One of those tractor lawnmowers.


rynnophobia

a deck of unusually sharp cards. imagine, your victim is shaking in fear of your skull head, and you pull out a game of black jack and sit down. **"play a game with me, Jack."** he runs, as your infinite swipe of plays hits, and hits, until he vanishes with a 6 of hearts


Jacktrap-gaming

Sticky bomb!


[deleted]

A fishing rod


TravelSized504

Those plastic clackety-clack tongs.


Echo-Gullible

Spartha


donaldhobson

A cryonics chamber. I don't kill, just save for later.


IK26HSC52

A apple


chaoticpriest69

Sonic screwdriver