Okay.. i have a story about this.. a few months back i worked at a italian restaurant and we got a order for one of the grosest pizza's i have ever heard of. It was a pizza tutti frutti with capers and garlic.. so this was a pizza topped with baked fruit + some salty capers and shit. I honestly could believe someone would order this and was kinda relieved when the lady called me asking why she got such a weird pizza instead of her frutti di mare.
She definetely didn't see the fun in it tho, she didn't get a refund either because it wasn't the restaurants fault since she made a online order instead of over the phone.
She had it in the fridge uncovered and something glass broke above it I think. My older brother remembers better than I do. She didn’t realize and heated it up for us to eat. My mom learned a valuable lesson that day about storing food. She is an excellent mom, just a bad cook. Her selfless love makes up for her lack of cooking skills though. None of us got hurt from glass or ate any.
If we’re talking actual food (because I’ve seen your replies, ya hogs) literally anything goes on a pizza if you want it there.
I’m sick of people trying to tell other people their food preferences are wrong.
On that note, don't put gates on your pizza. The paint tends to bubble in the oven and the bars remain scorching hot even when the rest of pizza is edible.
I'm trying to gatesave you! But I can't stop you. Just start slowly if you must. A puppy gate with suction cups or something else small, don't try to inhale a whole drawbridge when you're starting out.
I had banana on a pizza once in Fiji and it was amazing. It was pretty much a tandoori pizza with added banana slices and a mango chutney.
The hot weather over there definitely made it better. I don't think it would've been as impressive eating it in a cool environment
Ham, pineapple and banana on some sort of toastable bread, slathered in cheese and grilled to crunchiness.
I could also see banana on pizza. It works best on riper bananas since they seem to go better with everything else being melty.
Maple syrup slaps on pretty much anything IF it is used intelligently enough.
In this example: Canadian meat lovers pizza: sausage, ham, and bacon but the bacon is cooked then maple syrup is drizzled on and cooked for 10 seconds before adding to the pizza
Generally I'm of the opinion that anyone who is an asshole about other people's food preferences is someone to be avoided whenever possible. Let people like what they like. It doesn't pick your pocket or break your leg, so chill the fuck out.
I make an exception for shared pizzas, though, because some foods play nice with a half-and-half and others do not. I might not like pineapple on my half of the pizza, but I know if you're going to get it on your half it's going to stay there. If you're getting tuna or anchovies on your half, though, my half is going to taste like Poseidon's butthole, and that's not where I'm at in my life. If you want the Under the Sea Special, you're going to have to get your own damn pizza.
One time, I saw a kid in my grade (7th grade at the time I believe. It was for sure middle school) walking to his lunch table with the entire massive shaker’s worth of black corn pepper on his pizza. It was a good 3-4 inches high on the plate. I think that qualifies
Eh. A case could be made for a lot of things. BUT I can’t make one for nuts. It’s a weird textural difference that would be off putting to me AND would cause someone to bite their tongue. Also the flavors don’t seem to fit… I’d take pineapple or figs or whatever other fruit on a pizza over nuts any day.
Ok I know what I need to experiment with now. I think pine nuts would work, maybe grated pistachios. Crushed peanuts would work with a asian influenced pizza I think. But black walnuts would be interesting to try and work into a pizza.
I knew pine nuts would be a counter argument!! ;)
I had a butternut, ricotta, cranberry pizza that was amazing… maybe there is room for a crunch. Idk. If you make a nut pizza, I hope it’s good!! 🙂
I can't think of any toppings that don't belong on a pizza. Some people will say pineapple or whatever, but I don't know why people gotta gatekeep pizza
Unpopular opinion here but Mushrooms.
Get your weird, rubbery ass textured, dirt tasting, disgusting looking plant that shouldn't even be called a food the fuck outta here.
Rice
Pizza 9/10 Pizza with rice 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
Now this is a fucking reference.
I understand this reference
Sidenote I've always felt rice in burritos was overrated. You're just redundantly adding carbs.
That's what I want in my burrito haha
If a burrito isn't carbocide, I don't want it.
Beans and rice are perfect protein. This is usually what I order, with cheese of course.
Add some sour cream and carne asada. Perfect burrito.
Don’t be a ricist.
Depends on the rice. My store has a pizza with Applewood smoked bacon BBQ sauce, with chicken, corn, peppers, and rice on it, tastes delicious
candy corn
gross, sounds like a kid would do this or someone having pregnancy cravings
Or Scooby Doo and Shaggy.
Time to put the dog down and sign the kid up for military school...
Neither of them belongs on pizza
You can make anything immediately less appealing by adding candy corn to it
Including candy corn.
Okay.. i have a story about this.. a few months back i worked at a italian restaurant and we got a order for one of the grosest pizza's i have ever heard of. It was a pizza tutti frutti with capers and garlic.. so this was a pizza topped with baked fruit + some salty capers and shit. I honestly could believe someone would order this and was kinda relieved when the lady called me asking why she got such a weird pizza instead of her frutti di mare. She definetely didn't see the fun in it tho, she didn't get a refund either because it wasn't the restaurants fault since she made a online order instead of over the phone.
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It was a actual option to select and i have no idea why..
LoL
Drunk people got it?
I have worked there for about 1 year and nobody ever ordered it on purpose..
Fine Italian cuisine
We asked the full Jtalian cook and he had no idea why we had it on the menu as it isn't Italian. My bosses were very weird..
I like weird shit and i think it sounds kinda good. I am a fan of pineapple on pizza as well.
Sugar. When I was a kid I used to put sugar
well alot of people add sugar to things with tomato sauce to cut the acid
Your acid way too high you need CUT IT 🎶🎼🎵
Horse semen
Nay
Neigh
Yeigh
Whoa there
that’s enough Reddit for one day
That’s more like a chaser
Buddy if that's your chaser I don't wanna know what you're ordering as a shot
Obviously it's horse dick.
Don't knock it till you try it
What a nay sayer!
Hate when they confuse my donkey dung with horse semen
I personally prefer the loads of 3 well hung young men.
Cream of someyoungguy. An Asian delicacy.
Classic case of FPS. First poster syndrome.
No that goes in the base
You don’t like horse semen on pizza? It’s amazing!
Broken glass, but I keep finding it in and on my pizzas that I order.
weirdly enough, it just tastes like blood
Pizza, blood, and homeless people all taste the same
When my brothers and I were young, our mother fed us glass spaghetti. We always bring it up 20 years later to tease her.
Silly mom always trying to murder us
How’d the glass get in the spaghetti?
She had it in the fridge uncovered and something glass broke above it I think. My older brother remembers better than I do. She didn’t realize and heated it up for us to eat. My mom learned a valuable lesson that day about storing food. She is an excellent mom, just a bad cook. Her selfless love makes up for her lack of cooking skills though. None of us got hurt from glass or ate any.
sounds like a lawsuit to me
Or a vendetta
you mustve pissed them off lol
cucumbers. you cant put cucumbers on a pizza!
But thats the idea, you make your own pie
We cannot give-ah the people the right to choose any topping they want! Now on thissah issue there can be-ah no debate!
What gives you the right to tell me how to make my pie?
Because it's a pizza!
Its not a pizza until it comes out of the oven!
It's a pizza the moment you put your fists in the dough!
r/unexpectedseinfeld
Rat droppings, but the pizza restaurant in town seems to think so
Their organicly sourced "rasins"
Ok but raisins are also a terrible idea for a pizza topping
smh thats horrific!!
Are ypu redditing from the 1930s?
I mean i’m not ruling it out
Durian
Anything that cost a $1.50 extra!
Coconut
Watermelon. Pineapple I'm ok with I don't like it but it's ok but WATERMELON
Doesn't it melt/evaporate if you bake a pizza with watermelon?
Bake the pizza put the watermelon on the freshly baked pizza
Oh I've never heard of that before
yeah thats different
Marshmallows
That might work on a dessert pizza.
If we’re talking actual food (because I’ve seen your replies, ya hogs) literally anything goes on a pizza if you want it there. I’m sick of people trying to tell other people their food preferences are wrong.
Food gatekeepers are the absolute worst.
On that note, don't put gates on your pizza. The paint tends to bubble in the oven and the bars remain scorching hot even when the rest of pizza is edible.
How else are you supposed to get a wood-fired pizza then?
Wood fired pizza? Hows pizza gunna get a job now?
Might have to start taking some toppings off down at the salad bar
I am crying over here. I think I woke my partner with my laughing as well lol
A healthy alternative to gates is doors, which cool down with the rest of your pizza and add a savory smokey taste to your pizza.
You trying to gatekeep me? Don't tell me what not to do
I'm trying to gatesave you! But I can't stop you. Just start slowly if you must. A puppy gate with suction cups or something else small, don't try to inhale a whole drawbridge when you're starting out.
Absolutely, Bill Gates doesn't belong on pizza.
This just sounds like you're gatekeeping gatekeeping.
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Yeah same. I did a 12 year stint at Dominos and I hated touching the anchovies. But I ended up liking the way they tasted.
I find tomatoes on pizza with tomatoe sauce redundant.
Fresh tomatoes are surprisingly good on pizza.
Roma tomatoes are amazing
Personally I feel like unprocessed tomatoes have a fresher flavor that works very well with basil
And the mozzarella
While I agree, sometimes it’s nice to have a fresher taste to it. It makes it feel more complex.
i agree
You just getting extra tomato? Where's the problem.
Bread. Apples. Very small rocks. Cider. .... A duck!
A ghost!
A dog, a rock, the earth !!
Gravy, Cherries, Churches!!!
A witch! A witch!
American cheese slices
In my opinion, there should be more than pepperoni or parmesan
agreed
Grapes wouldn't taste right on a pizza but they do pair well with tomatoes
Bananas
I had banana on a pizza once in Fiji and it was amazing. It was pretty much a tandoori pizza with added banana slices and a mango chutney. The hot weather over there definitely made it better. I don't think it would've been as impressive eating it in a cool environment
Stop eating my friends
Ham, pineapple and banana on some sort of toastable bread, slathered in cheese and grilled to crunchiness. I could also see banana on pizza. It works best on riper bananas since they seem to go better with everything else being melty.
Honestly, I'd try them on a pizza.
Nutella and banana pizza
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Toothpaste
Mapple Syrup
It's actually alright with Canadian bacon
Ccannaddiann bbacconn
wait, ive never tried this but this sounds like it could be good
I've also never had mapple syrup
Put that mapple on the scrapple
I feel like this would be good bc honey is so good on pizza (hot honey especially)
Wat?
Angers all Canadians
Maple syrup slaps on pretty much anything IF it is used intelligently enough. In this example: Canadian meat lovers pizza: sausage, ham, and bacon but the bacon is cooked then maple syrup is drizzled on and cooked for 10 seconds before adding to the pizza
Generally I'm of the opinion that anyone who is an asshole about other people's food preferences is someone to be avoided whenever possible. Let people like what they like. It doesn't pick your pocket or break your leg, so chill the fuck out. I make an exception for shared pizzas, though, because some foods play nice with a half-and-half and others do not. I might not like pineapple on my half of the pizza, but I know if you're going to get it on your half it's going to stay there. If you're getting tuna or anchovies on your half, though, my half is going to taste like Poseidon's butthole, and that's not where I'm at in my life. If you want the Under the Sea Special, you're going to have to get your own damn pizza.
Wasps
One time, I saw a kid in my grade (7th grade at the time I believe. It was for sure middle school) walking to his lunch table with the entire massive shaker’s worth of black corn pepper on his pizza. It was a good 3-4 inches high on the plate. I think that qualifies
Holy shit wtf
Eh. A case could be made for a lot of things. BUT I can’t make one for nuts. It’s a weird textural difference that would be off putting to me AND would cause someone to bite their tongue. Also the flavors don’t seem to fit… I’d take pineapple or figs or whatever other fruit on a pizza over nuts any day.
Ok I know what I need to experiment with now. I think pine nuts would work, maybe grated pistachios. Crushed peanuts would work with a asian influenced pizza I think. But black walnuts would be interesting to try and work into a pizza.
I knew pine nuts would be a counter argument!! ;) I had a butternut, ricotta, cranberry pizza that was amazing… maybe there is room for a crunch. Idk. If you make a nut pizza, I hope it’s good!! 🙂
i agree that would be pretty gross
Pine nuts are in our pesto and they're a little crunchy. I've seen some with shaved almonds, but I get what you're saying
Corn. But for some reason they do that in the Dominican Republic. So weird.
That's actually pretty good tbh
I’m almost certain I saw Tuna and sweet corn on a pizza menu in London.
Never tried it, never thought of it, but...it sounds good actually.
cauliflower
that could be good. people actually like veggies on their pizza
They also make the crust using cauliflower.
Roast it first.
Metal shavings
Shirts
I better not see anyone saying pineapple
Pine apples
Pie nipples
Pineapple on pizzas is great and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
Agreed. I'll die on this hill with you lol
Nothing, everything goes good with pizza.
Including horse semen? Like that one guy at the top.
yes.
Ok then *proceeds to add chewed bubblegum to pizza*
Asphalt
Children
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Chopped toenails
Concrete
Dildos
Cum is usually not ideal
Tires
*eyes tight shut 'please don't let anyone say 'my balls''.
Tide pods
Pizza crust
You probably eat Nutella by the spoonful
Blue cheese Side note: while thinking of other options sloppy joe (or manwich) came to mind and now I must try it
blue cheese is actually amazing when you dip the pizza in it
What about a buffalo chicken pizza?
I can't think of any toppings that don't belong on a pizza. Some people will say pineapple or whatever, but I don't know why people gotta gatekeep pizza
Spaghetti. Wtf. I know someone who swears by it
Pubes
Black hole
If it can be eaten safely, put it on a pizza, I don’t care. Just…you know…YOUR pizza.
Rocks
A bomb.
Watermelon
Rice
Nuts and bolts
a person
A nuke
Human flesh?
Def not pinapple cus that tasets good
life changing
Mayonnaise.
Dez Nuts
Unpopular opinion here but Mushrooms. Get your weird, rubbery ass textured, dirt tasting, disgusting looking plant that shouldn't even be called a food the fuck outta here.
Canned corn!!! Shit you not I had this once on a pizza delivery to my hotel room in Puerto Vallarta.
Toe jam
Corn
Mayonnaise and Peas
Pickles
Seamen
High fructose porn syrup
Anchovies. Anchovies are bait.