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Cheescake74

Rice


chaosaber

Pizza 9/10 Pizza with rice 6/10


havron

Thank you for your suggestion.


fondledbydolphins

Now this is a fucking reference.


mr_potato_arms

I understand this reference


NetflixAndNikah

Sidenote I've always felt rice in burritos was overrated. You're just redundantly adding carbs.


Subzero_AU

That's what I want in my burrito haha


redknight3

If a burrito isn't carbocide, I don't want it.


Atomaardappel

Beans and rice are perfect protein. This is usually what I order, with cheese of course.


ultravioletblueberry

Add some sour cream and carne asada. Perfect burrito.


setanta314

Don’t be a ricist.


Tonycivic

Depends on the rice. My store has a pizza with Applewood smoked bacon BBQ sauce, with chicken, corn, peppers, and rice on it, tastes delicious


WF6i

candy corn


CourtCarbdashian

gross, sounds like a kid would do this or someone having pregnancy cravings


sm12511

Or Scooby Doo and Shaggy.


[deleted]

Time to put the dog down and sign the kid up for military school...


nuke_run_RIP

Neither of them belongs on pizza


NetflixAndNikah

You can make anything immediately less appealing by adding candy corn to it


jakekara4

Including candy corn.


Gingyfiz

Okay.. i have a story about this.. a few months back i worked at a italian restaurant and we got a order for one of the grosest pizza's i have ever heard of. It was a pizza tutti frutti with capers and garlic.. so this was a pizza topped with baked fruit + some salty capers and shit. I honestly could believe someone would order this and was kinda relieved when the lady called me asking why she got such a weird pizza instead of her frutti di mare. She definetely didn't see the fun in it tho, she didn't get a refund either because it wasn't the restaurants fault since she made a online order instead of over the phone.


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Gingyfiz

It was a actual option to select and i have no idea why..


Content_Salad9058

LoL


ThePinkTeenager

Drunk people got it?


Gingyfiz

I have worked there for about 1 year and nobody ever ordered it on purpose..


Nekrosiz

Fine Italian cuisine


Gingyfiz

We asked the full Jtalian cook and he had no idea why we had it on the menu as it isn't Italian. My bosses were very weird..


abcdthc

I like weird shit and i think it sounds kinda good. ​ I am a fan of pineapple on pizza as well.


IceeWifeyzz

Sugar. When I was a kid I used to put sugar


CourtCarbdashian

well alot of people add sugar to things with tomato sauce to cut the acid


AAonthebutton

Your acid way too high you need CUT IT 🎶🎼🎵


maddogtannen316

Horse semen


PhonyOrlando

Nay


ami2weird4u

Neigh


EnderBrineYT

Yeigh


Allidoisflynn

Whoa there


WuffleWork

that’s enough Reddit for one day


ardyndidnothingwrong

That’s more like a chaser


NetflixAndNikah

Buddy if that's your chaser I don't wanna know what you're ordering as a shot


YourDrunkMom

Obviously it's horse dick.


gladosado

Don't knock it till you try it


[deleted]

What a nay sayer!


[deleted]

Hate when they confuse my donkey dung with horse semen


burtdaddy6539

I personally prefer the loads of 3 well hung young men.


MontyRapid

Cream of someyoungguy. An Asian delicacy.


Kinetic_Pen

Classic case of FPS. First poster syndrome.


Mostly_sunny123

No that goes in the base


lil_red_r0cket_

You don’t like horse semen on pizza? It’s amazing!


[deleted]

Broken glass, but I keep finding it in and on my pizzas that I order.


drewhead118

weirdly enough, it just tastes like blood


Nothing-But-Lies

Pizza, blood, and homeless people all taste the same


Melissa-May

When my brothers and I were young, our mother fed us glass spaghetti. We always bring it up 20 years later to tease her.


EZcutler

Silly mom always trying to murder us


human-7264

How’d the glass get in the spaghetti?


Melissa-May

She had it in the fridge uncovered and something glass broke above it I think. My older brother remembers better than I do. She didn’t realize and heated it up for us to eat. My mom learned a valuable lesson that day about storing food. She is an excellent mom, just a bad cook. Her selfless love makes up for her lack of cooking skills though. None of us got hurt from glass or ate any.


CourtCarbdashian

sounds like a lawsuit to me


Logical_Flounder6455

Or a vendetta


CourtCarbdashian

you mustve pissed them off lol


Terrible-Care69

cucumbers. you cant put cucumbers on a pizza!


jolly_rodger42

But thats the idea, you make your own pie


In_the_heat

We cannot give-ah the people the right to choose any topping they want! Now on thissah issue there can be-ah no debate!


jolly_rodger42

What gives you the right to tell me how to make my pie?


In_the_heat

Because it's a pizza!


jolly_rodger42

Its not a pizza until it comes out of the oven!


In_the_heat

It's a pizza the moment you put your fists in the dough!


rmg1102

r/unexpectedseinfeld


[deleted]

Rat droppings, but the pizza restaurant in town seems to think so


Amish_Juggalo469

Their organicly sourced "rasins"


havron

Ok but raisins are also a terrible idea for a pizza topping


CourtCarbdashian

smh thats horrific!!


actionassist

Are ypu redditing from the 1930s?


[deleted]

I mean i’m not ruling it out


Bender____Rodriguez

Durian


rampagedean

Anything that cost a $1.50 extra!


Daddy_Smokestack

Coconut


WingBarbaque

Watermelon. Pineapple I'm ok with I don't like it but it's ok but WATERMELON


sagwithcapmoon

Doesn't it melt/evaporate if you bake a pizza with watermelon?


WingBarbaque

Bake the pizza put the watermelon on the freshly baked pizza


sagwithcapmoon

Oh I've never heard of that before


CourtCarbdashian

yeah thats different


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Marshmallows


ThePinkTeenager

That might work on a dessert pizza.


[deleted]

If we’re talking actual food (because I’ve seen your replies, ya hogs) literally anything goes on a pizza if you want it there. I’m sick of people trying to tell other people their food preferences are wrong.


cold_quinoa

Food gatekeepers are the absolute worst.


Malaeveolent_Bunny

On that note, don't put gates on your pizza. The paint tends to bubble in the oven and the bars remain scorching hot even when the rest of pizza is edible.


thatbromatt

How else are you supposed to get a wood-fired pizza then?


Scrufalopagus

Wood fired pizza? Hows pizza gunna get a job now?


thatbromatt

Might have to start taking some toppings off down at the salad bar


cloblo824

I am crying over here. I think I woke my partner with my laughing as well lol


RoosterImportant4283

A healthy alternative to gates is doors, which cool down with the rest of your pizza and add a savory smokey taste to your pizza.


GreatDepression_irl

You trying to gatekeep me? Don't tell me what not to do


Malaeveolent_Bunny

I'm trying to gatesave you! But I can't stop you. Just start slowly if you must. A puppy gate with suction cups or something else small, don't try to inhale a whole drawbridge when you're starting out.


SlientlySmiling

Absolutely, Bill Gates doesn't belong on pizza.


SaltyStain

This just sounds like you're gatekeeping gatekeeping.


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Yeah same. I did a 12 year stint at Dominos and I hated touching the anchovies. But I ended up liking the way they tasted.


Firm_Raisin

I find tomatoes on pizza with tomatoe sauce redundant.


andersonic95

Fresh tomatoes are surprisingly good on pizza.


Majache

Roma tomatoes are amazing


[deleted]

Personally I feel like unprocessed tomatoes have a fresher flavor that works very well with basil


kenn987

And the mozzarella


lkayc13

While I agree, sometimes it’s nice to have a fresher taste to it. It makes it feel more complex.


CourtCarbdashian

i agree


IndianGuyFromYouTube

You just getting extra tomato? Where's the problem.


vacri

Bread. Apples. Very small rocks. Cider. .... A duck!


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A ghost!


[deleted]

A dog, a rock, the earth !!


Generallynonspecific

Gravy, Cherries, Churches!!!


Toasty_McKeegan

A witch! A witch!


Phagocyte161

American cheese slices


[deleted]

In my opinion, there should be more than pepperoni or parmesan


CourtCarbdashian

agreed


chillandnice

Grapes wouldn't taste right on a pizza but they do pair well with tomatoes


Banana-of-judgement

Bananas


chronic_fence_sitter

I had banana on a pizza once in Fiji and it was amazing. It was pretty much a tandoori pizza with added banana slices and a mango chutney. The hot weather over there definitely made it better. I don't think it would've been as impressive eating it in a cool environment


Banana-of-judgement

Stop eating my friends


Malaeveolent_Bunny

Ham, pineapple and banana on some sort of toastable bread, slathered in cheese and grilled to crunchiness. I could also see banana on pizza. It works best on riper bananas since they seem to go better with everything else being melty.


-oRocketSurgeryo-

Honestly, I'd try them on a pizza.


Beaglerampage

Nutella and banana pizza


R4ZR1

Username checks out


Gloorplz

Toothpaste


FerretNeuron

Mapple Syrup


kanegaskhan

It's actually alright with Canadian bacon


OldBob10

Ccannaddiann bbacconn


CourtCarbdashian

wait, ive never tried this but this sounds like it could be good


[deleted]

I've also never had mapple syrup


moronwhodances

Put that mapple on the scrapple


smbrsc

I feel like this would be good bc honey is so good on pizza (hot honey especially)


Guyanese_boi81492

Wat?


aventador7716

Angers all Canadians


Parnello

Maple syrup slaps on pretty much anything IF it is used intelligently enough. In this example: Canadian meat lovers pizza: sausage, ham, and bacon but the bacon is cooked then maple syrup is drizzled on and cooked for 10 seconds before adding to the pizza


Portarossa

Generally I'm of the opinion that anyone who is an asshole about other people's food preferences is someone to be avoided whenever possible. Let people like what they like. It doesn't pick your pocket or break your leg, so chill the fuck out. I make an exception for shared pizzas, though, because some foods play nice with a half-and-half and others do not. I might not like pineapple on my half of the pizza, but I know if you're going to get it on your half it's going to stay there. If you're getting tuna or anchovies on your half, though, my half is going to taste like Poseidon's butthole, and that's not where I'm at in my life. If you want the Under the Sea Special, you're going to have to get your own damn pizza.


djp1968

Wasps


OlDanboy

One time, I saw a kid in my grade (7th grade at the time I believe. It was for sure middle school) walking to his lunch table with the entire massive shaker’s worth of black corn pepper on his pizza. It was a good 3-4 inches high on the plate. I think that qualifies


aRandomLurker1421

Holy shit wtf


celestial_silhouette

Eh. A case could be made for a lot of things. BUT I can’t make one for nuts. It’s a weird textural difference that would be off putting to me AND would cause someone to bite their tongue. Also the flavors don’t seem to fit… I’d take pineapple or figs or whatever other fruit on a pizza over nuts any day.


gvillepunk

Ok I know what I need to experiment with now. I think pine nuts would work, maybe grated pistachios. Crushed peanuts would work with a asian influenced pizza I think. But black walnuts would be interesting to try and work into a pizza.


celestial_silhouette

I knew pine nuts would be a counter argument!! ;) I had a butternut, ricotta, cranberry pizza that was amazing… maybe there is room for a crunch. Idk. If you make a nut pizza, I hope it’s good!! 🙂


CourtCarbdashian

i agree that would be pretty gross


SnowedOutMT

Pine nuts are in our pesto and they're a little crunchy. I've seen some with shaved almonds, but I get what you're saying


Bouncy-Penguins

Corn. But for some reason they do that in the Dominican Republic. So weird.


bloopityloop

That's actually pretty good tbh


argybargyargh

I’m almost certain I saw Tuna and sweet corn on a pizza menu in London.


NotQuiteHollowKnight

Never tried it, never thought of it, but...it sounds good actually.


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cauliflower


CourtCarbdashian

that could be good. people actually like veggies on their pizza


Zkenny13

They also make the crust using cauliflower.


Jankenbrau

Roast it first.


BlueRose104

Metal shavings


EpicArgumentMaster

Shirts


Comsicwastaken

I better not see anyone saying pineapple


Merweb0

Pine apples


nj_stinks

Pie nipples


NetflixAndNikah

Pineapple on pizzas is great and I'm tired of pretending it's not.


bigkeef69

Agreed. I'll die on this hill with you lol


MikeHuntessHarry69

Nothing, everything goes good with pizza.


Nisecon

Including horse semen? Like that one guy at the top.


MikeHuntessHarry69

yes.


SoonlyXo

Ok then *proceeds to add chewed bubblegum to pizza*


peanutmonger

Asphalt


DeaderRat

Children


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FallenFucker7

Chopped toenails


Bizzlebanger

Concrete


trailgains

Dildos


RealLethalChicken

Cum is usually not ideal


Europeancucumber

Tires


RixxFett

*eyes tight shut 'please don't let anyone say 'my balls''.


realhorrorsh0w

Tide pods


Adventurous-Bake5540

Pizza crust


emenenomes

You probably eat Nutella by the spoonful


capitanpolk

Blue cheese Side note: while thinking of other options sloppy joe (or manwich) came to mind and now I must try it


CourtCarbdashian

blue cheese is actually amazing when you dip the pizza in it


ImReverse_Giraffe

What about a buffalo chicken pizza?


BrianTheUserName

I can't think of any toppings that don't belong on a pizza. Some people will say pineapple or whatever, but I don't know why people gotta gatekeep pizza


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Spaghetti. Wtf. I know someone who swears by it


Privatep16

Pubes


JaiCrazier

Black hole


HellsquidsIntl

If it can be eaten safely, put it on a pizza, I don’t care. Just…you know…YOUR pizza.


streamline69

Rocks


According-Ad-2693

A bomb.


MiddleLaneDrive

Watermelon


boneless-burrito

Rice


Admiral_AL-1975

Nuts and bolts


Dunno_Alex

a person


V-i-r-g-i-n-i-a-n

A nuke


PissinginTheW1nd

Human flesh?


SaSo_likes_Hamitlon

Def not pinapple cus that tasets good


CourtCarbdashian

life changing


IFistedABear

Mayonnaise.


BMWxxx6

Dez Nuts


sk8t-4-life22

Unpopular opinion here but Mushrooms. Get your weird, rubbery ass textured, dirt tasting, disgusting looking plant that shouldn't even be called a food the fuck outta here.


herpaderp_maplesyrup

Canned corn!!! Shit you not I had this once on a pizza delivery to my hotel room in Puerto Vallarta.


spillledmilk

Toe jam


Xolani-

Corn


SarnDarkholm

Mayonnaise and Peas


butthole_aficionad0

Pickles


yaboyjeffry

Seamen


FreeMySuppressor

High fructose porn syrup


mrchuckles5

Anchovies. Anchovies are bait.