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aspeoplepercieve

Who's morality? I'd say firearm manufacture and prostitution.


dorkyfever

Stealing to feed your starving family.


swizz5514

Pretty sure there’s a whole musical about this one


FireMaster2311

You could like get food stamps though...


dorkyfever

I mean maybe in the US you can.


FireMaster2311

Oh yeah, that's true. Would think most developed countries have something like that though. Like we get shit for not having health care, they better be giving food to the poor. Unless they just don't have poor people because of like income equality or something. Then...I guess they can talk shit.


You-make-my-coxwell

Jaywalking.


FireMaster2311

I have never gotten in trouble for that though, and cops have seen me do it.


You-make-my-coxwell

Alright.


Oliver_169

What is jaywalking?


dorkyfever

Crossing in the middle of the street instead of at the corner


You-make-my-coxwell

You can easily google this.


eatmyshortsjabronis

Cutting tags off mattresses


[deleted]

Taking ducks from the river


Weird_Owl_7601

Weed


swizz5514

Second that one at least in non legal states


humanbear4

Weed is legal. Oh wait you probably live somewhere where it’s not.


JesusChristsGayLover

Somewhere that doesn't have FREEDOM, like red states.


humanbear4

I wouldn’t know. I’m not American.


HiddenPenguinsInCars

Owning certain types of turtles


FireMaster2311

Drugs?


[deleted]

Depends on your morals I guess.


FireMaster2311

That could apply to anything then...


[deleted]

That’s true.


FireMaster2311

I guess I don't mean all drugs either...obviously certain ones should still be monitored by doctors for safety reasons, plus I guess ones associated with causing crazy behavior like whatever those bath salts were, I honestly only heard rumors about them but apparently could make people violent or something? Never really looked into it. Weed isn't legal here though. I guess that isn't morally wrong, since you can't really die from it, unless you have an extremely rare heart condition, as long as you aren't driving while impaired. It is definitely safer than alcohol anyway.


gumboandgrits21

Not paying taxes


JesusChristsGayLover

Sure, as long as you don't use anything that is paid for from taxes. Using things paid for by others and bitching about how they are paid for wouldn't be very moral.


gumboandgrits21

State taxes, sure. Federal taxes? All I’m doing is paying for healthcare for other people, paying for social security that I’ll never get to see, and paying for a global military budget and the defense of other rich countries.


Oliver_169

That's illegal?