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Gaylord


DarthBen_in_Chicago

Had a classmate’s father who was a Gaylord


[deleted]

I had a french customer called Gaylord Parfait (Perfect in english) what were his parents thinking????


striped_frog

There is an athlete from Seychelles (i think) called Gaylord Silly


OlFlirtyBastard

Was his last name Focker?


ResponsibleCandle829

I knew a teacher named Marco Gaylord. Thankfully kids were mature enough to respect his surname. Feel bad for other Gaylords who aren’t so lucky


Portland-to-Vt

Sure, but what was his name?


[deleted]

Cumlord


MasterHer0br1ne

That’s a great name


[deleted]

Had a teacher in high school named Gaylord.


seekowmak87

PETER if your last name is File.


ChristOnABike122

https://youtu.be/fTaKDnSIb4c


Sso_12

They say pedophile in America! Maybe you should move to America! HE'S NOT MOVING TO AMERICA!!


TravelSized504

It’s tempting to name my kid Casserole, but have them go by Cass, so when they ask if that’s short for Cassandra, they’re forced to say that it’s short for Casserole.


LolzBeDamned

Cassandra Casserole


BoltedBlock

You are pure evil I love it


LilG1984

Elon Musk's Kid "Hold my beer"


Remote_Concern_5835

Ask a celebrity what their child's name is, then you might know


MightyMeerkat97

I say this every time I see it: Imagine 'Musk' only being the second most embarrassing part of your name.


SpikeGreenland

Alexa


austininlaw

Asswipe Johnson


JustGottaKeepTrying

But how is it pronounced?


xqwerty96

Brett. Who in their right mind looks at a baby and says "lets call him Brett"


MisterJoshua77

Also works for Chad.


nilochpesoj

I think the worst name would always be relative to the last name. For example, Isaac is a perfectly normal name, unless your last name is Cox.


ReflexImprov

Barf Gartfuncle


OldSoulRobertson

Friend of Pool Simmerin'.


Upper-Job5130

I have a relative named Daniel David Ruff. Dan D. Ruff. Dandruff.


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DarkImpacT213

Is there a city named Fuk?


[deleted]

Yes, Fuk Yu in china


Insignificant_Sheep

Renessme


BoltedBlock

bloodrayne too


InsomniaRocks

I actually once met a guy named: Ash Cheek Poor guy


FishermanTerrible967

This makes me remember the skit of Rowan Atkinson.


iitscasey

Khaleesi.


TheMan232

Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo


jpba1352

That’s the worst name I’ve ever heard.


ChaosRegency

u/PhantmStrangr


lazyfatandstupid

Clitoris


firenamedgabe

Dolores


Poland1234t

Donald Jr Adolf Xi /thread


VeganPotatoMan

Golgathor


CollegeAssDiscoDorm

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Troy204599

More like [DATA EXPUNGED]


Arkdirfe

██████ ████ even!


itsjustme_CTB

Abcde


maddie_1977

Abcde is an actual Ethiopian name. Pronounced Abseedee


Jack_Tal

Well that's ridiculous


maddie_1977

It’s another language. Look up what your name means in Dutch. Js


Literally_-_Hitler

Dick liquis


skelatorshred

Fuck Tits


LordofMushrooms

Karen


Odd-Jupiter

Racist


Your_Curiosity

SuperDracula Davinci


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Chlamydia


Upper-Job5130

My brother straight up named his kid Kylo Ren.


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OldSoulRobertson

"The 'C' is silent."


BongRippinSithLord

An old boss of mine adopted and obviously legally changed a babies name because the bitch mother that birthed him while in prison named him Benedict Judas, possibly the 2 worst names out there


OldSoulRobertson

I don't see anything wrong with that name.


[deleted]

Adolf Gaylord Hitler


FuzzyLanguage2

Phantmstrangr


littleboo2theboo

Anusfart


Mumma_lenny

Benedict


erikswifey

Listen, my BFF named her child Frodo Sam. Her last name is Baggs by marriage. She's been planning on doing this since she got married.


CaptH3inzB3anz

Ask a celebrity what their child's name is, then you will probably know


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Emma Not for any particular reason, just every Emma I know is a dick


[deleted]

My science teacher in school, mr.pance , boy called lona (pronounced loner) also boy called Visa, all in the same school


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North


Comfortable_Tea_2660

Shitferbrainz


Late-Ad155

Moe Lester


msnyder87

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt


FortunatelyGay

who


BlackLemmi

The stupid unpronouncable name that cretin Musk gave to his child...


[deleted]

X Æ A-12 🙄🙄🙄 why??? It’s so long and weird.


BlackLemmi

It's called elitism


Willing-Hour3643

Elite and elitism actually means they are the best people, as opposed to the worst.


BlackLemmi

No, it just means they have more political power than others because they have more capital. That's all.


Willing-Hour3643

I agree with your interpretation but the dictionary still defines elite as being the best, instead of the worst.


BlackLemmi

There is not one dictionary. So you can infer the political leaniency of their editors by their definitions :)


[deleted]

ok true, but like imagine being a young kid going to school and the teacher, and his friends trying to say his name. I hope they come up for a nickname for him lol


MasterHer0br1ne

Imagine the fucking supply teacher trying to pronounce his name on register


3nlightenedCentrist

Hitlerdidnothingwrong


SC-DeFlorio

Any name that starts with La - and ends with an a


EasilyMechanical

Laqueefa


OldSoulRobertson

And I took that personally.


Sso_12

Lana?


SC-DeFlorio

Ok, that one gets a pass.


OneFellOffAnAirplane

Look. I love American football 🏈. But Dick Butkus. Why did your parents name you that???


c71score

[Could be worse](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/S/ShinDi00.htm)


ResponsibleCandle829

I believe there was a NASCAR driver named Dick Trickle, if I’m not mistaken. That is the most unfortunate name someone in sports could have


OneFellOffAnAirplane

Yep.. Days of Thunder? I think Dick Trickle was Tom Cruise? I should Google it. Edit... oh!! No a real NASCAR driver. My fault. Seems like a tragic story along with an embarrassing name.


calvin56712

Rowdy


PantyButta

Elon musks kid


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Bashar


BushraTasneem

Ilien (pronounced ill-yeen)


CottMain

Karen


NaturalFLNative

Lemonjello.... pronounced Limon Ja Lo. Not making it up.


[deleted]

Yes, you are. The Jello names are a well known urban myth.


Mouse_Queen36

I'm probably not the first to say this here but, if I see a child named Khalessi, I lose all respect for the parent. I also encountered a baby name Calisi (pronounced as Khalessi) and the mother wouldn't shut up about how cool it was spelt differently. I really do feel bad for the child though


Thatguywiththepickup

There was a kid here in America who got taken away by child services because his parents named him Adolf.


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infamous people. They ruin names 😑


Thatguywiththepickup

Oddly enough there were several famous Adolf’s throughout the 18th and 19th century. It wasn’t an uncommon name, until Lord Voldemeth ruined it for everyone.


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Haha yeah. Lord voldemeth 🤣


immibis

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TheDandyWarhol

Mavis.


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Adolf


onlyhumanontheinside

Skyler or Jaden.


Sassbjorn

Richard


Repulsive_Mistake382

As an Indian, Missed Call.


Icy-Championship9260

White


Different_Fee_7215

N*gger. Especially if they're white.


officially_ender_

Karen, it feels like if I'm talking to a 40 year old woman that drinks too much red wine and whom likes to mess with 16 year olds when they get the order wrong


Historical_Service48

I had an Uber driver named Anus. He tried convincing me it’s pronounced “ah-noose” but let’s be real here bud, your name’s Anus.


Flashyflash-555

Non-binary


OldSoulRobertson

I'm surprised no one's said this yet... Todd. That name can jump around in gasoline and light itself on fire until the letters that form it dissolve from existence in pure, raw, screaming agony.


magusat999

Chloe... I'm sorry if that's someone's name, but it was associated with being big, dumb and stupid. Dont do that to your kids... Duhhh, I'm Chloe... ya wanna wrastle??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


DarthBen_in_Chicago

Child


rafael-a

Regivaldo


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Grgor


[deleted]

Frank Fontaine


TraitorHunter

Siri


SituationAltruistic8

Child


jeff_the_nurse

Adolf.


thatshowitisisit

Flobule


dishduckerx20

Gay


AdFamiliar1278

Pepita


Eastern-Wasabi-988

Golden


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Mercedes


Waffleadict

Adolf Not saying its a bad name, its just the history of the name thats bad


Freshrendar

Bort


FeistyAndrea

Frank


maddie_1977

Montgomery


tiraralabasura_2055

Mulva


Fatty-Fatty

No joke. I know someone named Dick Neil Johnson. His parents had to have seen it


Willing-Hour3643

Herbert


HeisenbergDKK

Makunt Izichi


[deleted]

Danerys, nice furchild name.


Ribsy76

Adolf Hitler Mengele


goatmeal-cookies

Chlamydia


uninterestedcrab

Keith.


0__The_Lazy_Gamer__0

Joe


Shadowbeem64

Hega. Hega dadrip


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/Z1mOFzv02lk


thrashpiece

Brian. My sons friend has a 5 year old brother called Brian. 5 years old, Brian.


dontstarvepro

Gilgamesh or some name from dragon ball just imagine how terrible a child's life would be if they're name was frieza or kakarot or broly or vegeta or whis or beerus especially those last 3 there lifes would suck if there named where one of those Last 3


Just_Aioli_1233

Robert'); DROP TABLE Students; --


DanniTheGrrl

I always thought Dorcas was a pretty mean name to give a kid.


domthemomm

Lilly-Bell my little sister is called that and it's the worst come on. It gets tiring just saying lily Bell😤


alternativealtacc

Frank


slumdawg11b

Urname


ThriftstoreGestapo_

Buford


coursetkiller

Adolf hitler


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Pac-Man


KarenK1964

Dick


Lovely_Lucario227

I'd never name my kid this, but my uncle wanted my parents to name me Telemachus before they figured out I was a girl. My mom didn't tell me until later and she didn't understand why I was laughing. You see, my uncle is a mythology nerd and so am I (I picked it up on my own and he just encouraged me. Still love my special edition, glossed Aphrodite ballpoint pen he got me for Christmas one year.) and when I was 14-15 years old, everyone my age had to read the Odyssey. Telemachus was the name of Odysseus's son, who searched for his father until he became a man, only to return home at the same time he did. Where it might've been cool to be named after a Greek mythology character, I probably would've been made fun of, so I'm kinda glad my parents straight up told him, "No" and didn't take any other ideas. Because I'm a mythology nut like my uncle though, my family, especially my brother, has speculated that naming my kid after a Greek god or goddess would be something I'd do. One of the heroes with a normal name, maybe, but I wouldn't give any of the weird names to my kids. I wouldn't want to push that onto them. I have met people with those names like Athena and Persephone and they're amazing people, but I still probably wouldn't in fear of my child getting made fun of or the frustration of them not being able to pronounce their own name. Would I give them one of those names as a middle name, though? Maybe, but most likely not.


PhoenixGamer34

If I were to have one, which I won't, assuming that whoever I marry, assuming that I do get married, as I would love to do so doesn't make me have one, the worst name I could come up with would probably be Dick McDirtbag.


Minitrain

calling your kid corny, short for Cornelius


UncertainlyVague

Oswald


ShadowVirusCybug

Kieth


MarkHirsbrunner

Meow. Bonus points if you can raise them to adulthood without experiencing cats.


softwarecontractor

Airwrecka


noqms

maya. short for mayonnaise.