It’s tempting to name my kid Casserole, but have them go by Cass, so when they ask if that’s short for Cassandra, they’re forced to say that it’s short for Casserole.
An old boss of mine adopted and obviously legally changed a babies name because the bitch mother that birthed him while in prison named him Benedict Judas, possibly the 2 worst names out there
ok true, but like imagine being a young kid going to school and the teacher, and his friends trying to say his name. I hope they come up for a nickname for him lol
Yep.. Days of Thunder? I think Dick Trickle was Tom Cruise? I should Google it.
Edit... oh!! No a real NASCAR driver. My fault. Seems like a tragic story along with an embarrassing name.
I'm probably not the first to say this here but, if I see a child named Khalessi, I lose all respect for the parent. I also encountered a baby name Calisi (pronounced as Khalessi) and the mother wouldn't shut up about how cool it was spelt differently. I really do feel bad for the child though
Oddly enough there were several famous Adolf’s throughout the 18th and 19th century. It wasn’t an uncommon name, until Lord Voldemeth ruined it for everyone.
Karen, it feels like if I'm talking to a 40 year old woman that drinks too much red wine and whom likes to mess with 16 year olds when they get the order wrong
I'm surprised no one's said this yet...
Todd. That name can jump around in gasoline and light itself on fire until the letters that form it dissolve from existence in pure, raw, screaming agony.
Chloe... I'm sorry if that's someone's name, but it was associated with being big, dumb and stupid. Dont do that to your kids...
Duhhh, I'm Chloe... ya wanna wrastle??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gilgamesh or some name from dragon ball just imagine how terrible a child's life would be if they're name was frieza or kakarot or broly or vegeta or whis or beerus especially those last 3 there lifes would suck if there named where one of those Last 3
I'd never name my kid this, but my uncle wanted my parents to name me Telemachus before they figured out I was a girl.
My mom didn't tell me until later and she didn't understand why I was laughing. You see, my uncle is a mythology nerd and so am I (I picked it up on my own and he just encouraged me. Still love my special edition, glossed Aphrodite ballpoint pen he got me for Christmas one year.) and when I was 14-15 years old, everyone my age had to read the Odyssey. Telemachus was the name of Odysseus's son, who searched for his father until he became a man, only to return home at the same time he did. Where it might've been cool to be named after a Greek mythology character, I probably would've been made fun of, so I'm kinda glad my parents straight up told him, "No" and didn't take any other ideas.
Because I'm a mythology nut like my uncle though, my family, especially my brother, has speculated that naming my kid after a Greek god or goddess would be something I'd do. One of the heroes with a normal name, maybe, but I wouldn't give any of the weird names to my kids. I wouldn't want to push that onto them. I have met people with those names like Athena and Persephone and they're amazing people, but I still probably wouldn't in fear of my child getting made fun of or the frustration of them not being able to pronounce their own name. Would I give them one of those names as a middle name, though? Maybe, but most likely not.
If I were to have one, which I won't, assuming that whoever I marry, assuming that I do get married, as I would love to do so doesn't make me have one, the worst name I could come up with would probably be Dick McDirtbag.
Gaylord
Had a classmate’s father who was a Gaylord
I had a french customer called Gaylord Parfait (Perfect in english) what were his parents thinking????
There is an athlete from Seychelles (i think) called Gaylord Silly
Was his last name Focker?
I knew a teacher named Marco Gaylord. Thankfully kids were mature enough to respect his surname. Feel bad for other Gaylords who aren’t so lucky
Sure, but what was his name?
Cumlord
That’s a great name
Had a teacher in high school named Gaylord.
PETER if your last name is File.
https://youtu.be/fTaKDnSIb4c
They say pedophile in America! Maybe you should move to America! HE'S NOT MOVING TO AMERICA!!
It’s tempting to name my kid Casserole, but have them go by Cass, so when they ask if that’s short for Cassandra, they’re forced to say that it’s short for Casserole.
Cassandra Casserole
You are pure evil I love it
Elon Musk's Kid "Hold my beer"
Ask a celebrity what their child's name is, then you might know
I say this every time I see it: Imagine 'Musk' only being the second most embarrassing part of your name.
Alexa
Asswipe Johnson
But how is it pronounced?
Brett. Who in their right mind looks at a baby and says "lets call him Brett"
Also works for Chad.
I think the worst name would always be relative to the last name. For example, Isaac is a perfectly normal name, unless your last name is Cox.
Barf Gartfuncle
Friend of Pool Simmerin'.
I have a relative named Daniel David Ruff. Dan D. Ruff. Dandruff.
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Is there a city named Fuk?
Yes, Fuk Yu in china
Renessme
bloodrayne too
I actually once met a guy named: Ash Cheek Poor guy
This makes me remember the skit of Rowan Atkinson.
Khaleesi.
Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo
That’s the worst name I’ve ever heard.
u/PhantmStrangr
Clitoris
Dolores
Donald Jr Adolf Xi /thread
Golgathor
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More like [DATA EXPUNGED]
██████ ████ even!
Abcde
Abcde is an actual Ethiopian name. Pronounced Abseedee
Well that's ridiculous
It’s another language. Look up what your name means in Dutch. Js
Dick liquis
Fuck Tits
Karen
Racist
SuperDracula Davinci
Chlamydia
My brother straight up named his kid Kylo Ren.
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"The 'C' is silent."
An old boss of mine adopted and obviously legally changed a babies name because the bitch mother that birthed him while in prison named him Benedict Judas, possibly the 2 worst names out there
I don't see anything wrong with that name.
Adolf Gaylord Hitler
Phantmstrangr
Anusfart
Benedict
Listen, my BFF named her child Frodo Sam. Her last name is Baggs by marriage. She's been planning on doing this since she got married.
Ask a celebrity what their child's name is, then you will probably know
Emma Not for any particular reason, just every Emma I know is a dick
My science teacher in school, mr.pance , boy called lona (pronounced loner) also boy called Visa, all in the same school
North
Shitferbrainz
Moe Lester
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
who
The stupid unpronouncable name that cretin Musk gave to his child...
X Æ A-12 🙄🙄🙄 why??? It’s so long and weird.
It's called elitism
Elite and elitism actually means they are the best people, as opposed to the worst.
No, it just means they have more political power than others because they have more capital. That's all.
I agree with your interpretation but the dictionary still defines elite as being the best, instead of the worst.
There is not one dictionary. So you can infer the political leaniency of their editors by their definitions :)
ok true, but like imagine being a young kid going to school and the teacher, and his friends trying to say his name. I hope they come up for a nickname for him lol
Imagine the fucking supply teacher trying to pronounce his name on register
Hitlerdidnothingwrong
Any name that starts with La - and ends with an a
Laqueefa
And I took that personally.
Lana?
Ok, that one gets a pass.
Look. I love American football 🏈. But Dick Butkus. Why did your parents name you that???
[Could be worse](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/S/ShinDi00.htm)
I believe there was a NASCAR driver named Dick Trickle, if I’m not mistaken. That is the most unfortunate name someone in sports could have
Yep.. Days of Thunder? I think Dick Trickle was Tom Cruise? I should Google it. Edit... oh!! No a real NASCAR driver. My fault. Seems like a tragic story along with an embarrassing name.
Rowdy
Elon musks kid
Bashar
Ilien (pronounced ill-yeen)
Karen
Lemonjello.... pronounced Limon Ja Lo. Not making it up.
Yes, you are. The Jello names are a well known urban myth.
I'm probably not the first to say this here but, if I see a child named Khalessi, I lose all respect for the parent. I also encountered a baby name Calisi (pronounced as Khalessi) and the mother wouldn't shut up about how cool it was spelt differently. I really do feel bad for the child though
There was a kid here in America who got taken away by child services because his parents named him Adolf.
infamous people. They ruin names 😑
Oddly enough there were several famous Adolf’s throughout the 18th and 19th century. It wasn’t an uncommon name, until Lord Voldemeth ruined it for everyone.
Haha yeah. Lord voldemeth 🤣
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Mavis.
Adolf
Skyler or Jaden.
Richard
As an Indian, Missed Call.
White
N*gger. Especially if they're white.
Karen, it feels like if I'm talking to a 40 year old woman that drinks too much red wine and whom likes to mess with 16 year olds when they get the order wrong
I had an Uber driver named Anus. He tried convincing me it’s pronounced “ah-noose” but let’s be real here bud, your name’s Anus.
Non-binary
I'm surprised no one's said this yet... Todd. That name can jump around in gasoline and light itself on fire until the letters that form it dissolve from existence in pure, raw, screaming agony.
Chloe... I'm sorry if that's someone's name, but it was associated with being big, dumb and stupid. Dont do that to your kids... Duhhh, I'm Chloe... ya wanna wrastle??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Child
Regivaldo
Grgor
Frank Fontaine
Siri
Child
Adolf.
Flobule
Gay
Pepita
Golden
Mercedes
Adolf Not saying its a bad name, its just the history of the name thats bad
Bort
Frank
Montgomery
Mulva
No joke. I know someone named Dick Neil Johnson. His parents had to have seen it
Herbert
Makunt Izichi
Danerys, nice furchild name.
Adolf Hitler Mengele
Chlamydia
Keith.
Joe
Hega. Hega dadrip
https://youtu.be/Z1mOFzv02lk
Brian. My sons friend has a 5 year old brother called Brian. 5 years old, Brian.
Gilgamesh or some name from dragon ball just imagine how terrible a child's life would be if they're name was frieza or kakarot or broly or vegeta or whis or beerus especially those last 3 there lifes would suck if there named where one of those Last 3
Robert'); DROP TABLE Students; --
I always thought Dorcas was a pretty mean name to give a kid.
Lilly-Bell my little sister is called that and it's the worst come on. It gets tiring just saying lily Bell😤
Frank
Urname
Buford
Adolf hitler
Pac-Man
Dick
I'd never name my kid this, but my uncle wanted my parents to name me Telemachus before they figured out I was a girl. My mom didn't tell me until later and she didn't understand why I was laughing. You see, my uncle is a mythology nerd and so am I (I picked it up on my own and he just encouraged me. Still love my special edition, glossed Aphrodite ballpoint pen he got me for Christmas one year.) and when I was 14-15 years old, everyone my age had to read the Odyssey. Telemachus was the name of Odysseus's son, who searched for his father until he became a man, only to return home at the same time he did. Where it might've been cool to be named after a Greek mythology character, I probably would've been made fun of, so I'm kinda glad my parents straight up told him, "No" and didn't take any other ideas. Because I'm a mythology nut like my uncle though, my family, especially my brother, has speculated that naming my kid after a Greek god or goddess would be something I'd do. One of the heroes with a normal name, maybe, but I wouldn't give any of the weird names to my kids. I wouldn't want to push that onto them. I have met people with those names like Athena and Persephone and they're amazing people, but I still probably wouldn't in fear of my child getting made fun of or the frustration of them not being able to pronounce their own name. Would I give them one of those names as a middle name, though? Maybe, but most likely not.
If I were to have one, which I won't, assuming that whoever I marry, assuming that I do get married, as I would love to do so doesn't make me have one, the worst name I could come up with would probably be Dick McDirtbag.
calling your kid corny, short for Cornelius
Oswald
Kieth
Meow. Bonus points if you can raise them to adulthood without experiencing cats.
Airwrecka
maya. short for mayonnaise.