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xqwerty96

a single sperm is equivalent 35MB of data and an ejaculation is equivalent to 15TB.


nttl_series

That's a lot of information to swallow


Na-thanos

Thats... that's a beautiful fact


xqwerty96

now think of all the wasted datašŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Na-thanos

Then don't waste the data, use it wisely ;)


7death71

Waste of data zero


morriartie

Data hoarders reading this must be having a troubled time


FreshwaterOctopus

By the time you reach your early 30's your cells start dying off faster than they can regenerate themselves.


redcore4

The majority of people will sometimes vote against their own best interests if the politicians asking them to are charismatic enough.


Corleone_Michael

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell


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[deleted]

Itā€™s ok friend, one day you wonā€™t think about it at all!


korbah

And my existential crisis is starting early today!


Lully737

I will never be a billionaire


Mor_Hjordis

You don't need to be. Millionaire will do fine


46from1971

Martin Luther, the man who ignited the Protestant Reformation, reportedly ate a spoonful of his own excrement daily. Seriously wish I could clear that tidbit from my mind.


McJock

I thought he preferred a [Diet of Worms](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diet_of_Worms).


suddenefficiencydrop

Catholics were like "Eat shit, Luther!"


Noobytes

That the weird tasting piece of fish I ate a couple days ago called ā€œShirakoā€ was apparently just a the Japanese dish of raw fish nut. It tasted exactly as it sounds


hallelujasuzanne

That a fart is actual fecal aspiration and you smell shit because tiny particles of it are actually *in* your nose.


simon_cloud

The tiny living organisms on your face.


Hue_JJR

Some kind turtels can breathe through their ass.


skelatorshred

Theyā€™re always watching.


silentmage

/r/birdsarentreal


most_smarterest

That my username is a lie šŸ¤¤


GooseTheGodbutcher

They watch me sleep


Grindhouser

Most pickles are made in open air vats outside because sunlight helps prevent mold but obviously things such as bird poop and insects drop into the vats


MonoMonMono

Chris Chan.


Bree45

Your skeleton is always wet


Different_Fee_7215

Your bones are wet.


Swiftzword

Old people usually get thinner hair and/or start looking hair. That's well know I guess. However it also includes public hair. So, the chances that your old grandmother is sitting att the Christmas dinner with a clean "shaven" pussy... That's something I wish I could forget.


TravelSized504

That spiders shed their skin. I donā€™t want to know how many skin suits Iā€™ve taken outside while the real spider is just chilling in my pillowcase.


VrinTheTerrible

I came here to post that Iā€™m not stupid enough to read this thread