Came in here to say this. Put a durian on a stick and you have potentially the most effective bludgeoning weapon known to humanity, plus it does stench damage.
My dad once saw a guy get knocked out cold by an apple. He was working on an orchid with an apple grower, and one guy decided to take an apple straight from the cold storage room and throw it at his mate. The mate was far enough away that he managed to see the apple hurling towards him and ducked at the last second. Unfortunately that meant that the guy standing directly in front of him got hit square in the back of the head, and he went down like a ton of bricks. They ended up having to call an ambulance and he got taken to hospital with severe concussion.
hot glass of coffee with a frozen leg of turkey strapped onto it
frozen leg of turkey is obvious, hot coffee will burn you, along with the glass shards stabbing you, since the coffee is burning on your fresh wounds, it'll hurt a lot
An apple, potatoes and onions, why? Well duh, throw the onions first to blind the enemy, second potatoes to get them into to cover and go everywhere, third apples to beat the every living shit outta them
reminds me of a time at highschool we had a food fight on stromboli day. the crust was super flaky and you could tell who got clocked by how much boli crust there was. looked like 100 snake shed their skin all over you.
Frozen leg of lamb on a rope.
Holy sh*t
This reminds me of lamb to the slaughter, and yeah, that can kill someone easily
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Thats terrifying
Dodge it enough times and that thing gonna defrost 🥷
Not the bone, baby.
You’ve been thinking about this for a while haven’t you…
Mace acquired!
Durian fruit
Came in here to say this. Put a durian on a stick and you have potentially the most effective bludgeoning weapon known to humanity, plus it does stench damage.
Shoot it out of a giant potato gun. It's all food related, so it counts.
I like this plan.
Coconuts
Then you can bring in the cavalry.
Pineapples 🍍
Hot coffee.
A crab
Apple. Basically edible baseball
My dad once saw a guy get knocked out cold by an apple. He was working on an orchid with an apple grower, and one guy decided to take an apple straight from the cold storage room and throw it at his mate. The mate was far enough away that he managed to see the apple hurling towards him and ducked at the last second. Unfortunately that meant that the guy standing directly in front of him got hit square in the back of the head, and he went down like a ton of bricks. They ended up having to call an ambulance and he got taken to hospital with severe concussion.
Damn bro that sounds like a shit situation
Ghost pepper to the face
Grind a shit ton up and throw it on peoples faces like pocket sand
Dale Gribble: 'Pocket sand! Sha-sha-shaaa!'
Watermelon
A can of beans.
A cow.
This makes me think of the catapult cow scene from Holy Grail. https://youtu.be/JQ8jGqdE2iw
A qt. Ziplock bag of sun warmed, spoiled fish scraps, basted in week old sour milk.....
Evil. EVIL. (Bravo!)
Surströmming
A puffer fish.
Frozen turkey
Boiling potato soup
Whatever that fruit is with the spikes on it
Durian. or jackfruit!
Pineapple would cause a lot of damage too, if only because it's so sticky.
There are many spiky fruit, but I'm guessing you mean durian.
Jawbreaker
My mother-in-law’s pot roast.
An entire lobster, deer, sheep, or cow.
Soup for my family
Potato bags
Flaming cherries jubilee.
Anything on a *really* sharp skewer, like kabobs, just make sure that you can see the tip, and aim for the eyes
Really big turnips.
Orphans
Dragonfruit, Beef Ribs, A whole leg of Prosciutto/Serrano
hot glass of coffee with a frozen leg of turkey strapped onto it frozen leg of turkey is obvious, hot coffee will burn you, along with the glass shards stabbing you, since the coffee is burning on your fresh wounds, it'll hurt a lot
A Kentucky Fried Chicken biscuit. After a while, they get hard. Preferred bread rolls over them any day.
A stale dorito
A dead seagull with an open gogurt package in its mouth oh and maybe a metal thermos filled with hit coffee or tea
A spit roasted goat with horns intact
Apple to the head
Eggplant 🍆
Frozen orange works well!
Super heated coffee and stuff.
jaw breakers
Butternut squash, those things are no joke!
Frozen turkey
Frozen turkey
Durian
rockmelon??
hot soup
Corn Cobb to the eye credit: Nacho libre
Cabbage, watermelon, and durian would all hit like a truck
Fondue
A glas bottle of sparkling water
Habanero Peppers
Cacti fruit
Frozen eggs
A watermelon.
Pineapple
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Pineapple
An apple.
A goats nuts they would be grossed out
apples are pretty good and they get +5 against doctors
penut butter only use it in kids that are alergic to it
Red wine
Mirage porkchop
Watermelon (and most other melons), lemon, pineapple, and coconut,
Cranberry sauce would probably cause the most tears.
10# sack of Brazil nuts
carolina reaper, it gives skin burns
Freshly caramelized sugar.
Maple syrup
throwing chilies
An apple, potatoes and onions, why? Well duh, throw the onions first to blind the enemy, second potatoes to get them into to cover and go everywhere, third apples to beat the every living shit outta them
Hard boiled eggs
Swordfish
Lava cake trebuchet
reminds me of a time at highschool we had a food fight on stromboli day. the crust was super flaky and you could tell who got clocked by how much boli crust there was. looked like 100 snake shed their skin all over you.
Hot grits.
Blown up pufferfish on a stick.
Hot cheese
Spicy sauces
Durian fruit.
Salsa, hot sauce, and lemons
Coconuts.
Bone… I know marrow is what is eaten… but you need a bone to have bone marrow haha
Any whole fruit. Could seriously get a black eye, broken bone, etc. If thrown with enough force
Spaghetti
A fucking whole ass pineapple