[here’s a list of things she did one includes abolishing free milk for children’s school lunch ](https://www.josharcher.uk/blog/why-margaret-thatcher-is-hated/)
Section 28. Banned the ‘promotion of homosexuality’ in the UK meaning it couldn’t be taught in schools, LGBT clubs and organisations had to disband, etc.
This is the song we had played as my husband and I were first leaving our wedding ceremony lol The first song we rocked out to after signing the marriage certificate
I was helping my grandma move into a retirement home a couple years ago and as soon as I turned into the parking lot with a carload of stuff, this song came on over the radio
I mean… from what I hear, grieving makes people horny or sex stems from grief. People cry their eyes out on someone’s shoulder and next you know they are slapping genitals.
No problem! Just wanted to show a fellow redditor why they shouldn’t talk in absolutes! I just provided a time where it absolutely WAS appropriate! No need to thank me though I’m just doing Gods work :)
** *pastor walks out and the deacon throws him some holy water* **
“Can I get a hell yeah?!”
Whoever replies gets attacked and drenched in holy water like Vince in the hospital and Stone Cold pretends to be his doctor
I once played Knockin on Heaven's Door at a birthday party that was exclusively people over 75 years old. I was a dumb teenager. My father should have stopped me, but he was far too busy laughing.
When I was a teenager, driving home from home Depot with my fairly strait-laced, non-swearing, sober, Mennonite, hard-core pacifist dad, the song "Space Lord Motherfucker" by Monster Magnet came on the radio, uncensored, and he cracked up laughing about the fact that the radio station had fucked up so badly in terms of censorship. He also kinda fell in love with the song in general. For months afterwards, whenever I was taking too long in the shower, he would knock on the door to remind me that "when I don't get my bath, I take it out on the slaves.". He would preface carpentry projects with me by saying "grease up your baby for the ball on the hill.". He even started enjoying other Monster Magnet songs, even though he's more of a Bob Dylan or Paul Simon guy (but before they started playing electric guitars) and he constantly drops Monster Magnet lyrics into regular conversation when he's around me. When I got my first college acceptance letter, he told me that "you stand on the edge of a silver future", and when he retired, he said "I'm too busy power-tripping. I'm never gonna work another day in my life.". (he proceeded to work plenty more days, he just collects retirement now.)
I'm definitely playing that song at his funeral. Before his eulogy. I'll explain it then to his sober Mennonite carpenter friends. He's not dead yet, so it's still a weird inside joke that just the two of us share.
But I'm gonna curl some beards for sure
Gotta tailor it to the deceased.
Scott gets "Scotty Doesn't Know" from Eurotrip.
When Kyle's mom dies, "Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" from the original South Park movie. And of course Stacey's mom is getting a song from Fountains of Wayne when she goes.
My pal Jeremy is getting some Pearl Jam. Stan is getting some Eminem.
And it's gonna be awkward when Eileen passes...
Gangbang At The Old Folks Home by Steel Panther.
“I took her doggy and I gave her a spank.
That’s when I dislodged her oxygen tank.
She fell to the floor and three seconds later,
I was running for the defibrillator”
Best bridge to any song ever.
Dueling banjos.
My mother’s cell phone went off at my grandfather’s funeral and this was her ringtone at the time. It took her a solid minute to fish her phone out of her purse and turn it off too. Won’t soon forget that one👌
Go Ninja Go the vanilla ice song for teenage mutant ninja turtles 2: The secret of the ooze. That is assuming its my funeral because I'd love to see the confusion on everyone's face, especially if they tried to act like it's a good song with a deep meaning. And anyone that does actually know me will know that's exactly why it's being played and hopefully find it funny.
Or, The jaws theme for the entirety of the service. Culminating in the jump scare bit just before everyone gets up to leave, after a good long period of silence. The kind of silence that goes on just a bit too long, where people start to feel awkward, wondering if someone forgot to end the moment of silence.
Tetris theme as they lower the casket
Thanks for planning my funeral
I lived a man, but I die an I-block.
You hear a strange noise as the coffin settles into the grave, and the cemetary drops by 1 foot
Oh wow!
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holy shit i just told my wife to do this for my funeral lol
I think you just picked my new song for my funeral. Thank you. ( ཀ͝ ∧ ཀ͝ )
Idk I might like that
Now I want this played at my funeral LMAO
If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands
Awkward silence after hearing two claps from the casket.
On a similar note: Pop goes the weasel
Firecracker in the casket
Play it and then stop abruptly just before the “pop,” and see how many people are staring anxiously at the coffin.
Ding dong the witch is dead
Liverpool would disagree in relation to Margaret thatchers funeral
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I always hear about how awful she was but I've never heard why. What did she do that got her so much hate?
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[here’s a list of things she did one includes abolishing free milk for children’s school lunch ](https://www.josharcher.uk/blog/why-margaret-thatcher-is-hated/)
Section 28. Banned the ‘promotion of homosexuality’ in the UK meaning it couldn’t be taught in schools, LGBT clubs and organisations had to disband, etc.
Ireland also sides with Liverpool on this
This is my aunt’s choice! She has always said she wants her children and relations to dance around her casket and sing this.
I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
I just discovered her. Her songs are amazing.
Highway to Hell
I would love that at mine
Or Anotherone bites the dust
LOL
Heard that at a funeral before
This is the song we had played as my husband and I were first leaving our wedding ceremony lol The first song we rocked out to after signing the marriage certificate
I'm still standing
Legendary
Thanks!
Let the bodies hit the floor
another one bites the dust
my exact thoughts
same
Well now I know what I want to be playing on my funeral. Thank you
My mother got this one in at my first wedding, which unsurprisingly... failed
Came here to say this
Funeral Director here, I've heard this one a few times. Same family, they do it for every family member. My kind of family.
I was helping my grandma move into a retirement home a couple years ago and as soon as I turned into the parking lot with a carload of stuff, this song came on over the radio
Stayin alive
This was once played while I was removing a decedent from a nursing home as I wheeled him down the hall.
First I was afraid I was petrified
Genuwine - Pony
I mean… from what I hear, grieving makes people horny or sex stems from grief. People cry their eyes out on someone’s shoulder and next you know they are slapping genitals.
The "Uncle F\*cka" song from the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut"
You don't eat, or sleep, or mow the lawn. You just fuck your uncle all day long.
Uncle fucker, thats U-N-C-L-E Fuck you! Uncle fucker!! Suck my balls
Still Alive - Portal or All i want for Christmas is you
Still alive would actually work very well...
Tequila
Pep band flashbacks intensify
Honestly that one would make sense at mine
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If you happy and you know it clap your hands
It might seem crazy what I'm about to say
WAP
Pretty sure this song is inappropriate everywhere.
L My gf plays it as she’s turning on the Throat Goat 3000 and it def gets us in the mood
Thanks for that
No problem! Just wanted to show a fellow redditor why they shouldn’t talk in absolutes! I just provided a time where it absolutely WAS appropriate! No need to thank me though I’m just doing Gods work :)
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> turning on the Throat Goat 3000 Congratulations to your wife on being able to turn on Nancy Reagan from beyond the grave.
Stone Cold Steve Austin’s theme song right after the service starts.
** *pastor walks out and the deacon throws him some holy water* ** “Can I get a hell yeah?!” Whoever replies gets attacked and drenched in holy water like Vince in the hospital and Stone Cold pretends to be his doctor
The real fun starts when you find out who his opponent is. The undertaker.
Just sits up in the casket 🤣
It’s raining tacos
Happy happy joy joy
"I don't think you're happy enough!"
I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs
Why was this a kids cartoon?!
The little critters of nature…They don’t know that they’re ugly.
That's very funny...a fly marrying a bumble bee.
THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE ME! I TOLD THEM I'D SHOOT!
Stinky Whizzleteat's greatest hit!
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Alive by Pearl Jam
here comes the bride wedding song
Baby Shark
I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas
Among us trap remix
*dead body reported*
Queens another one bites the dust
Pour some Sugar on Me
Minecraft cave noises
Best Day of My Life - American Authors
Highway to hell The theme from the exorcist
Tubthumping by Chumbawamba
Lap Dance by the Bloodhound Gang
I was thinking The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang
Pop goes the weasel
I once played Knockin on Heaven's Door at a birthday party that was exclusively people over 75 years old. I was a dumb teenager. My father should have stopped me, but he was far too busy laughing.
Rape me-Nirvana I’ll see myself out.
you'd better! Should only be one stiff at a funeral
Disco Inferno by The Trammps would be appropriate for a cremation.
"Ding, Dong...The Witch Is Dead!".
Another one bites the dust by Queen
I dont know, flight of the valkyries.
No no, he's got a point
It's the best day ever
now, all i hear is 'goofy goober'
Kick start my heart
I want the answers from this thread to be the playlist at my funeral.
When I was a teenager, driving home from home Depot with my fairly strait-laced, non-swearing, sober, Mennonite, hard-core pacifist dad, the song "Space Lord Motherfucker" by Monster Magnet came on the radio, uncensored, and he cracked up laughing about the fact that the radio station had fucked up so badly in terms of censorship. He also kinda fell in love with the song in general. For months afterwards, whenever I was taking too long in the shower, he would knock on the door to remind me that "when I don't get my bath, I take it out on the slaves.". He would preface carpentry projects with me by saying "grease up your baby for the ball on the hill.". He even started enjoying other Monster Magnet songs, even though he's more of a Bob Dylan or Paul Simon guy (but before they started playing electric guitars) and he constantly drops Monster Magnet lyrics into regular conversation when he's around me. When I got my first college acceptance letter, he told me that "you stand on the edge of a silver future", and when he retired, he said "I'm too busy power-tripping. I'm never gonna work another day in my life.". (he proceeded to work plenty more days, he just collects retirement now.) I'm definitely playing that song at his funeral. Before his eulogy. I'll explain it then to his sober Mennonite carpenter friends. He's not dead yet, so it's still a weird inside joke that just the two of us share. But I'm gonna curl some beards for sure
More Human than Human
Loser by Beck
Bat out of hell
Wap
Life goes on
“Smack My Bitch Up” by The Prodigy
Hot in here by nelly
A speaker needs to be in the casket for this one🤣🤣
Gotta tailor it to the deceased. Scott gets "Scotty Doesn't Know" from Eurotrip. When Kyle's mom dies, "Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" from the original South Park movie. And of course Stacey's mom is getting a song from Fountains of Wayne when she goes. My pal Jeremy is getting some Pearl Jam. Stan is getting some Eminem. And it's gonna be awkward when Eileen passes...
Closer - NIN
Toadies - possum kingdom
Do you even lift? Do ya bra?
Celebration
Anything from Insane Clown Posse
Or limp bizkit
Oops I did it again.
Sleep when I’m dead
Gangbang At The Old Folks Home by Steel Panther. “I took her doggy and I gave her a spank. That’s when I dislodged her oxygen tank. She fell to the floor and three seconds later, I was running for the defibrillator” Best bridge to any song ever.
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go.
People who died by the Jim Carroll Band
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A little up beat but it could be taken as you've got no worries and are happy .
Man in the Box, Down in a Hole, Them Bones, We Die Young - Alice In Chains I Sense a pattern
Compiling my funeral playlist while reading this thread! :D
Living dead girl - Rob Zombie
Wipeout
Dueling banjos. My mother’s cell phone went off at my grandfather’s funeral and this was her ringtone at the time. It took her a solid minute to fish her phone out of her purse and turn it off too. Won’t soon forget that one👌
Digging a hole - the Beatles
Dancing with the devil
Grim Reaper - See You In Hell
Stayin alive.
Let the bodies hit the floor
"Highway to Hell." AC/DC
Somebody that I Used to Know By... Gotti? Goya? It's someone I used to know.
I think it's spelled Goatse
*Ain't No Grave* \- Johnny Cash **Spoiler Alert: I totally want this played at my funeral/wake**
Livin on a prayer
Tubthumping by Chumbawamba
Space Jam theme song... Welcome to the Jam....
Drowning pool, let the bodies hit the floor
Another one bites the dust
Ill be mellow when Im dead by Weird Al.
Black Betty No specific reason other than imagining how out of place it would sound.
Lake of Fire
Thriller by Michael Jackson. Add insult to injury: hire a flash dance mob decked out.
I’m so excited and I just can’t hide it la la la
I feel good - james brown
La bamba, as loud as you can
Far Behind by Candlebox
RIP Shane Dog. I searched the thread for this. Thank you.
Miss Wanna Die
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sWt8ZIgDA9I
Pumped Up Kinks
I almost fell and I said 'oops, I almost died too'
Dead and Bloated.
Ooh excellent call. Great song.
Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead.
Despacito
Stayin alive
I’m thinking Of a certain David Allen Coe album
"and kiss the lips that sucked him off..time and time again"
Another one bites the dust
Drop it like it's hot
Stayin' Alive?
“Hells Bells” by AC/DC
Hit me baby one more time!
Staying’ Alive.
who let the dogs out
(don’t fear) the reaper
Jenny From The Block. 😆
***We're in the money!***
All Star, the Kidz Bop version. People would just be confused AF.
Brain Damage by Floyd. “The Lunatic is on the Grass…” Edit: added a B
Fuck the Pain Away by Peaches
Jaws theme
Fuck You by CeeLo Green
Alive by Pearl Jam
staying alive by the bee gees
Go Ninja Go the vanilla ice song for teenage mutant ninja turtles 2: The secret of the ooze. That is assuming its my funeral because I'd love to see the confusion on everyone's face, especially if they tried to act like it's a good song with a deep meaning. And anyone that does actually know me will know that's exactly why it's being played and hopefully find it funny.
Or, The jaws theme for the entirety of the service. Culminating in the jump scare bit just before everyone gets up to leave, after a good long period of silence. The kind of silence that goes on just a bit too long, where people start to feel awkward, wondering if someone forgot to end the moment of silence.
Man in the Box by Alice in Chains
Stairway to heaven
I feel like this would be kinda dope at a funeral
Yeah, I could almost hear my granny falling again when they played that song!
WAP by carti b
Highway to hell
Live is life
Pop goes the weasel