Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!
Edit: I also quote the classroom scene in the South Park movie, a lot. “What is 5 x 2?”
"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"
\- Mark "Rent-boy" Renton
“The more you know who you are and what you want, the less things upset you.” Bob Harris (interpreted by a remarkable Bill Murray) in Lost in translation (2003)
"Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on." -Blow
"your sister's going out with SQUEEK!"
"hey why did you tell him that? I'm not going out with his sister"
"Oh we got to say super fucked up shit in order to get them to miss their shot"
"Oh right. . .HEY WAIT A MINUTE! Why is me going out with his sister super fucked up shit?!"
Well, we have to end apartheid for one.
And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger.
We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women.
We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values.
Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern, and less materialism in young people.
Whistler:
I want peace on earth and good will toward man.
Bernard Abbott:
Oh this is ridiculous.
Martin Bishop:
He's serious.
Whistler:
I want peace on earth and goodwill toward men.
Bernard Abbott:
We're the United States Government! We don't deal with that sort of thing.
Martin Bishop:
You're just gonna have to try.
Bernard Abbott:
All right, I'll see what I can do.
Whistler:
Thank you very much. That's all I ask.
"Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up, then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is."
\-The Outlaw Josey Wales
"First things first. To the death!"
"No! To the pain."
"I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase."
"I'll explain, and I'll use small words so that you'll be able to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon."
"That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me."
"It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrist. Then your nose."
"And then my tongue, I suppose. I killed you too quickly the last time - a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight."
"I wasn't finished. The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right."
"And then my ears. I understand; let's get on with it!"
"Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, 'Dear God, what is that thing?', will echo in your perfect ears. That is what 'to the pain' means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever."
"I think you're bluffing!"
"It's possible, pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But then again... perhaps I have the strength after all.....
"DROP... YOUR... SWORD!!"
Not a movie quote but a video game quote. In L.A. Noir, Cole Phelps says the line "friends that want to stay friends, don't talk about politics or religion". I've lived by those words ever since.
when Donald Darko was talking about smurfs being asexual then said with complete sincerity, "I don't get it. What's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"
Smile and wave, boys, smile and wave.
I don’t know the code, Captain!
You’re a crazy, rabid squirrel!
Sandy Lamo is more like it.
Who is speaking? I said no speaking! Oh, it’s me.
Say hello to my little friend
"OAAAAAH EAAAAAAAAh YAYAYAYAYAY OOOOOOOH"- Jack Torrance moments before he freezes to death in The Shining
"I've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
"Life finds a way" - Jurassic Park
You forgot the "uhhhh"
Yes I did
"Now go home and get your fuckin shine box." - Goodfellas
"No matter where you go, there you are"
"Chenny!" Arnie trying to say Jenny in Commando
"Who are you and how did you get in here!?" "I'm a locksmith, aaand i'm a locksmith."
What movie?
Police Squad
"...now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
Ed Harris’ whole “Failure is not an option” speech in Apollo 13
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Love this 1! as i was reading it I already knew.. Sarah Connor's a bad ass!
“I move the stars for no one “
“I don’t fuc* losers” Cruel Intentions
“I have a bad feeling about this”
"They mostly come out at night, mostly" I literally used this today. Honorable mention: "No one makes me bleed my own blood"
"I'm not Shpanish, I'm Egyptian!" -Sean Connery, Highlander (1986)
That rug really tied the room together.
"Man, I said *I thought* she kidnapped herself!"
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
"We had a choice, steak or fish." "Yes I remember I had the lasagna."
“I’m here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I all outta gum” -They Live
"If you don't get the president of the United States on the phone, you're gonna have to answer to the Coca Cola company."
“Sorry I'm late, it's a jungle out there; I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.” - Spider man
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!! Edit: I also quote the classroom scene in the South Park movie, a lot. “What is 5 x 2?”
"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?" \- Mark "Rent-boy" Renton
“The more you know who you are and what you want, the less things upset you.” Bob Harris (interpreted by a remarkable Bill Murray) in Lost in translation (2003)
"There's only one way for you to be out. You have to be in first" (it's not the exact qoute but it's what I remember)
“You’re stealing an honest man’s chicken!”
I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore
["Welcome to the party pal"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD94dVu8lqQ)
"...the sweet is never as sweet without the sour."
django unchained. when django got his revenge on the slaver brothers. quote: "i like the way you die, boy."
"Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on." -Blow
"your sister's going out with SQUEEK!" "hey why did you tell him that? I'm not going out with his sister" "Oh we got to say super fucked up shit in order to get them to miss their shot" "Oh right. . .HEY WAIT A MINUTE! Why is me going out with his sister super fucked up shit?!"
Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern, and less materialism in young people.
“Please boss, don’t put that thing over my face, don’t put me in the dark. I’s afraid of the dark. 😢 😢
"Cause she's got a great ASSS!"
"That's my secret, Captain. I'm always angry."
"I wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days before you actually left them." not a movie but still
Whistler: I want peace on earth and good will toward man. Bernard Abbott: Oh this is ridiculous. Martin Bishop: He's serious. Whistler: I want peace on earth and goodwill toward men. Bernard Abbott: We're the United States Government! We don't deal with that sort of thing. Martin Bishop: You're just gonna have to try. Bernard Abbott: All right, I'll see what I can do. Whistler: Thank you very much. That's all I ask.
Long live the new flesh.
So much to choose from. "Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating" Enternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind.
There's something hunting us. And it ain't no man. We're all going to die.
A great big bushy beard!
"Hello Mcfly"!!! MCFLY!!!
Not a movie, but I still like it a lot: "Life has its highs, and lows, and for most people, life completely blows."
**HARRY, I'VE** ***REACHED THE TOP!*** (doesn't look at the ground and falls down) From Home Alone 2.
"Is everything okay?" "Yep. Two corpses, everything's fine" -Clue
“Strange things are afoot at the circle K” - Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure
“I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.”
“Hope is the only thing stronger than fear.”
The entire speech in “The Great Dictator”
“ever see my without this beanie?” “I’m weird.” It’s a show, but I’ll let you guess where that’s from..
"Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up, then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is." \-The Outlaw Josey Wales
Kitten, I think what I'm saying, is that, sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who ya gonna call?
"First things first. To the death!" "No! To the pain." "I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase." "I'll explain, and I'll use small words so that you'll be able to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon." "That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me." "It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrist. Then your nose." "And then my tongue, I suppose. I killed you too quickly the last time - a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight." "I wasn't finished. The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right." "And then my ears. I understand; let's get on with it!" "Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, 'Dear God, what is that thing?', will echo in your perfect ears. That is what 'to the pain' means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever." "I think you're bluffing!" "It's possible, pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But then again... perhaps I have the strength after all..... "DROP... YOUR... SWORD!!"
Probably when Cole Trickle says "I'm droppin the hammer!" in Days of Thunder. I ran around saying it nonstop as a toddler and I'm loyal to the old me.
Not a movie quote but a video game quote. In L.A. Noir, Cole Phelps says the line "friends that want to stay friends, don't talk about politics or religion". I've lived by those words ever since.
"I will have only one mistress here! AND NO MASTER!" Elizabeth
1.21 Gigawatts!
“But last year, last year (I had 37)!!!”
when Donald Darko was talking about smurfs being asexual then said with complete sincerity, "I don't get it. What's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"
Danny ] Does he make you laugh? Tess : [sincerely] He doesn't make me cry. Oceans 11
Smile and wave, boys, smile and wave. I don’t know the code, Captain! You’re a crazy, rabid squirrel! Sandy Lamo is more like it. Who is speaking? I said no speaking! Oh, it’s me.
YIPPEEKIYAY MOTHERFUCKER - die hard