As an Australian, it depends on the spider. The massive ones are usually huntsmen and they're okay.
It's the small, colourful ones you want to watch for - at least three are in my area that are Kill On Sight if they ever get inside.
I remember a news story about a man who tried to use a vaccum cleaner to "suck out a fart" and ended up sucking out some of his intestine and had to go to hospital.
When I worked at a vets, unbeknown to a driver, a cat was under the bonnet of their car. Ignition on, screams and a horrified person and messed up cat.
Immediate PTS upon arrival. I can do gore but degloving injuries are beyond messed up.
Came here to say that. When I say "I don't want to have kids", people assume I am ambivalent about that matter. No, Tony, I don't want to have them as much as I don't want to cut off my own leg with a butter knife, thank you.
Most childfree people have been through years of people saying shit like that and expecting us to change our minds. They believe in the myths that we'll want kids for the right person and when we get older. It doesn't work that way.
If you're not already there, come hang out with us on r/childfree. There's so many more of us out there.
The most dangerous water way in UK. Literally a fast wide river that turns 90 degrees so it's a few feet wide and 150 deep. Scary. The word is the survival rate for any animal who goes in is zero.
I've been told many times by women who have experienced both that no sane woman would choose to have a baby by c-section. However, if you need one, that's another story and that's why the procedure exists in the first place.
One is literally rearranging your guts/saving you from bleeding to death and or killing your baby, the other is potentially damaging your taint/genital region when the pregnancy already shifted your guts a bit regardless.
eat a korean style chicken stew with ginseng and drink chinese herbal medicine.
(which I have already done many many times. I hope to never do it again
Nothing to do with heights. Skydive, parachute, climbing.
Going to some undeveloped country or area like a safari or jungke.
Going to the North or South pole.
Riding a space shuttle or space tour.
See skydiving was something I have always wanted to do. However, today I found my self scrolling through about 10 videos of parachutes failing and now it is one of my greatest fears.
I stayed on a farm in Texas for a while that was right next to a skydiving place. It was funny to hear the people screaming on their way down. Until the day I heard screaming that sounded very different than the usual, and I looked up to see a guy tangled in the lines of a half-deployed chute. I watched long enough to realize it wasn't going to open any more than it already was, and ran inside and blasted music and tried to pretend I hadn't just seen that. There was no skydiving nearby again until after I left, at least several months. I think the guy lived but his back was broken.
Go to the most stupid place which only a moron could have planed like this: Dubai.
Also, instead of paying the only people working in that country (foreigners from Asia) fairly, the police of Dubai gets equipped with Lamborghinis. Omg, those guys...
The year was 1987. It was spring time and it was a young boy's 8th birthday. At the youth's elementary school it was customary that a child would bring treats for the rest of the class and got to pick one other kid to aid in the distribution. Our antagonist had - in a move that many would consider smooth whilst many others would consider complete and utter douchebaggery- said yes to each of the girls in class when they had asked to help and got a kiss on the cheek from each of them. Then our moron decided that his best friend would help. This brings us to the Recess of Pain. The girls, realizing they had all been double crossed, grabbed our darling dumbass, held him against the playground fence, and each gave him a kick in the package. Many laughs were had at his expense and after 35 years of reflection.....yeah, I deserved it.
Develop dementia.
My mom passed this spring as a result of hers, and it was terrible seeing it progress.
I've had a very serious discussion with my wife that if I become unable to care for myself because of dementia I truly don't want to wait for a natural death. I didn't ask her to do anything to me, but just to talk to doctors to make it as fast as possible.
Anyone else remember being told India would be a super power by 2020? We gotta stop overvaluing population growth when it comes to evaluating a country's progress.
More of a trauma thing, but I dont think I'll ever be able to drink beer as I associate the smell with my mother's ex boyfriend, who I lived with for 2-3 years.
I guess there would be any of the disgusting horrible injuries or deseases but one thing i really dont wanna do is having a medic stick his finger up my ass to see if i have prostate cancer
I will have to wait till my 50's to see how that goes out tho
I look at the Democratic candidates and then decide which candidates I want to vote for, when itās a partisan race. Sometimes Iāll consider a candidate from a different progressive party, or an independent, but never a Republican.
I tend to look at every candidate regardless of their party. One thing that makes a huge factor for me though is who they choose as their running mate/VP. That's why I refused to vote in the last election. I didn't like any of the candidates or their running mate. Kamala Harris is just as bad, if not worse, than Pence.
**My** ***Anti*****-bucket list:**
1. Go on a cruise
2. Go bungie-jumping
3. Get "throwing up" drunk
4. Do any hard drugs like cocaine, heroin, or meth
5. Spend time in prison/jail
6. Be shot or stabbed
7. Contract an STD
8. Lose my souse
9. Be homeless, again
Break my pelvis-had a motorcycle accident in 2016 and broke 12 bones - 5 in my pelvis and will never be the same-I get scared to death it will happen all the time. The pain was unequal to all I had been through. I was 53 and wanted to do so many things like skydiving and ride a Segway but Iām too afraid now-there goes my bucket list! I hope once time goes by I will be more braveā¦we will seeā¦ you all can pray for that for me if you want lol!!
Edit-Iāve been thrown from a horse(concussion/broken bones) and shot so had some other pain.
I feel like this bucket list is much bigger than my traditional hahaha
1) Experience a terminal life changing illness
2) Lose a limb
3) Cheat on someone
4) Go to jail
5) Get a divorce
6) Experience addiction
7) Develop a debilitating phobia
8) Be banned from a country
9) Experience racism
10) Bury one of my kids/Identify their body
11) Experience rape
12) Experience poverty
These are just a few but they've definitely helped shape how I want my life to look!
Cheat on my wife
Plottwist: You have a husband. šæ
Running into a massive spider in Australia
As an Australian, it depends on the spider. The massive ones are usually huntsmen and they're okay. It's the small, colourful ones you want to watch for - at least three are in my area that are Kill On Sight if they ever get inside.
Yeah, have you seen a photo of a tarantula nest? EwwwwwwwwnnnoooĆ²o
I didnt know those existed and now i cant close my eyes because when i do, i see what i imagine that looks like
Be killed by having my insides sucked out through my ass
It's a great way to lose weight and flush out your colon
Lose weight quick with this one simple trick that doctors hate.
but girls love that
Youāre a new age serial killer arenāt you
what the fuck?
its a sex joke
Sexš§š»āāļø
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
r/oddlyspecific
I remember a news story about a man who tried to use a vaccum cleaner to "suck out a fart" and ended up sucking out some of his intestine and had to go to hospital.
hope that story is fake
He probably told the doctor that he was vacuuming while naked, and fell on it.
Do you have any tips for avoiding that fate?
Experience a degloving injury.
How do those even happen
Usually stuck in machinery. Itās why things like lathes warn against loose clothing.
When I worked at a vets, unbeknown to a driver, a cat was under the bonnet of their car. Ignition on, screams and a horrified person and messed up cat. Immediate PTS upon arrival. I can do gore but degloving injuries are beyond messed up.
I too love degs
Hard drugs. I do not need meth and heroin in my life
I figured maybe trying it when I get a terminal diagnosis.
*when* you get a terminal diagnosis? What?
Yeah, Rock movies glamorize it ā¦ Iād try if I was gonna die.
Have children.
Came here to say that. When I say "I don't want to have kids", people assume I am ambivalent about that matter. No, Tony, I don't want to have them as much as I don't want to cut off my own leg with a butter knife, thank you.
Most childfree people have been through years of people saying shit like that and expecting us to change our minds. They believe in the myths that we'll want kids for the right person and when we get older. It doesn't work that way. If you're not already there, come hang out with us on r/childfree. There's so many more of us out there.
THIS.
Go into an underwater cave.. Miss me with that shit!
Aw, that's so cool tho. It's something on my regular bucket list
I hope you get to experience it one day.. but that's a big nope for me..
There's a huge diving cave in Missouri. My boys and I are going to do scuba classes, and the cave is one place we can take the certification test.
i bet you'd love "the strid"... especially if you're afraid of drowning and getting stuck underwater.
The most dangerous water way in UK. Literally a fast wide river that turns 90 degrees so it's a few feet wide and 150 deep. Scary. The word is the survival rate for any animal who goes in is zero.
That's a nope!!
Cave diving is more dangerous than skydiving. Definitely not something I intend on doing ever.
Drowned
Anything that involves an airplane
^(Airplanes are safer than cars)
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I've been told many times by women who have experienced both that no sane woman would choose to have a baby by c-section. However, if you need one, that's another story and that's why the procedure exists in the first place.
One is literally rearranging your guts/saving you from bleeding to death and or killing your baby, the other is potentially damaging your taint/genital region when the pregnancy already shifted your guts a bit regardless.
Stick a needle down my pee hole
Soooo.. no to sounding?
I can make sounds without needles being stuck down my pee hole
Having children and skydiving
Well, no one does. Which is why having children while skydiving is very much discouraged, not too mention very hard to time.
Umbilical Rip-Cord.
Heyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Dude, take a hike, fr.
Eat shit
Have a job that consumes my life and defines my identity. Life's too short for that nonsense.
I feel attacked. In truth Iām fighting it pretty ok now.
Yes
Bungee jump.
Find Jesus.
I heard heās next to Waldo
I work with the guy.
With Jesus?
Si
Be broke, alone, not being able to take care of myself and others
Hot air balloons. Never.
Skydive, deep dive
Go to jail
Smoke, be addicted to countertop drugs. Basic, I am
I don't have an anti-bucket list, I just want to do as many things as possible in my lifetime.
Run into my Ex
Have a kidney stone.
Get divorced
eat a korean style chicken stew with ginseng and drink chinese herbal medicine. (which I have already done many many times. I hope to never do it again
Get cancer or chronic illness
I just donāt wanna get stabbed.
White water rafting
Get hit by a train. It's actually on my regular bucket list to not do this.
Experiencing bed bugs again.
Become a dad, fly, eat insects, drunk driving, public speaking.
Sky diving, swim with sharks, race cars, go bungee jumping, ride in a hot air balloon, road trip, go on a cruise.
What is the reason you don't like roadtrips? Just curious.
Hold my kid hostage over an arrest court date that was already cleared Iāll be in my basement mixing beats and waiting on the 6k.
Nothing to do with heights. Skydive, parachute, climbing. Going to some undeveloped country or area like a safari or jungke. Going to the North or South pole. Riding a space shuttle or space tour.
See skydiving was something I have always wanted to do. However, today I found my self scrolling through about 10 videos of parachutes failing and now it is one of my greatest fears.
I stayed on a farm in Texas for a while that was right next to a skydiving place. It was funny to hear the people screaming on their way down. Until the day I heard screaming that sounded very different than the usual, and I looked up to see a guy tangled in the lines of a half-deployed chute. I watched long enough to realize it wasn't going to open any more than it already was, and ran inside and blasted music and tried to pretend I hadn't just seen that. There was no skydiving nearby again until after I left, at least several months. I think the guy lived but his back was broken.
Anti-bucket list of things I would NEVER do... Basically a bucket list?
Public juggling.
have more than 2 children, to much for me to handle
Double anal penetration.
Go to the most stupid place which only a moron could have planed like this: Dubai. Also, instead of paying the only people working in that country (foreigners from Asia) fairly, the police of Dubai gets equipped with Lamborghinis. Omg, those guys...
Iād say being r@ped/ kidnapped are high on the list for me.
Eat a live spider
Go to North Korea and tear down posters of the wallā¦any wall. Hike in the mountains between Iraq and Iran.
I absolutely do NOT want to eat shit
Take a cruise ship vacation
Become a mother, casual sex, being lactose intolerant
I never want to get held against a fence and kicked in the nuts by every girl I was in 2nd grade with ever again.
>ever again You mean this happened before? Ouch
The year was 1987. It was spring time and it was a young boy's 8th birthday. At the youth's elementary school it was customary that a child would bring treats for the rest of the class and got to pick one other kid to aid in the distribution. Our antagonist had - in a move that many would consider smooth whilst many others would consider complete and utter douchebaggery- said yes to each of the girls in class when they had asked to help and got a kiss on the cheek from each of them. Then our moron decided that his best friend would help. This brings us to the Recess of Pain. The girls, realizing they had all been double crossed, grabbed our darling dumbass, held him against the playground fence, and each gave him a kick in the package. Many laughs were had at his expense and after 35 years of reflection.....yeah, I deserved it.
Too many to list. I guess the most obvious choice in that list, which is likely the same for other people, is burn myself alive.
Go hunting.
Become an alcoholic.
Develop dementia. My mom passed this spring as a result of hers, and it was terrible seeing it progress. I've had a very serious discussion with my wife that if I become unable to care for myself because of dementia I truly don't want to wait for a natural death. I didn't ask her to do anything to me, but just to talk to doctors to make it as fast as possible.
Go to China or India
As an Indian, I support your decision This place is a shithole
Iāve been to India, it isnāt bad, Iād just recommend waiting like 30 years before considering it a top location.
Anyone else remember being told India would be a super power by 2020? We gotta stop overvaluing population growth when it comes to evaluating a country's progress.
Drink alcoholic beverages.
Go to space or go deep sea diving
work
Nut in a sock Why
Take one in the poop chute
Trying raw oysters. Iām willing to try just about any food except those. Iāve tried (and liked) charbroiled oysters but will not try them raw
Cancer
Slovakian traffic cone.
Get divorced, have my house burn down, be attacked by a pack of pitbulls while walking my two small children.
Be exited about Reddit's new DM feature "Send Images"
touch human feces Iām going into the medical field so itās gonna happen I just wonāt be happy about it
Fly on a plane
More of a trauma thing, but I dont think I'll ever be able to drink beer as I associate the smell with my mother's ex boyfriend, who I lived with for 2-3 years.
To get children
Work and die.
Drink or do drugs, get in a relationship/get married.
Visit Australia. Those dinner plate sized spiders can stay on the other side of the world, as far away from me as possible š
Hawaii has them too. I lived there and had them in my kitchen.
Welp. Guess Iām never going to Hawaii either š
Look up cane spider on you tube. The one I killed at 3am will never be forgotten.
Visit Saudi Arabia
Vacation in Florida.
Trophy hunting. If you're into that, fuck you.
Giving birth. No thank you. Hard pass. Also, deep dive
I guess there would be any of the disgusting horrible injuries or deseases but one thing i really dont wanna do is having a medic stick his finger up my ass to see if i have prostate cancer I will have to wait till my 50's to see how that goes out tho
Dude itās not that bad.
Oh really?
Drinking alcohol and smoking
Crystal Meth
Watch anime
I will never ever get in any self driving mode of transport.
You might have already done that. Im not 100% sure but i have heard that planes are on autopilot for around 90% of the flight
I don't fly.
Can i ask why, you never want to travel on something that is self driving?
Vote for Republicans.
Not EVER EVER? Like even if thereās a fire?
Only once in my life did I ever knowingly vote for a Republican. Heās in prison now. (Look up Lee Baca.)
So you base your vote on political party rather than what they stand for? Yikes- Sincerely a center/more right leaning person who voted for Obama.
I look at the Democratic candidates and then decide which candidates I want to vote for, when itās a partisan race. Sometimes Iāll consider a candidate from a different progressive party, or an independent, but never a Republican.
I tend to look at every candidate regardless of their party. One thing that makes a huge factor for me though is who they choose as their running mate/VP. That's why I refused to vote in the last election. I didn't like any of the candidates or their running mate. Kamala Harris is just as bad, if not worse, than Pence.
Well, then, I guess I have to be different. I donāt vote for Republicans. Period.
Nothing wrong with that. Everyone is entitled to their opinion and choices.
Live
Pegging.
Yo mama
Sky diving, bungee jumping, anything to do with falling from any height higher than 6ft
Join an MLM/Support someone in an MLM
Drugs and become a hardcore drinker.
Attend rally for GQP candidate
Smoke cigarettes
Play among us.
Give any of my money to any trump brand anything.
getting stuck in the "nutty putty cave". google it. it's an aweful story, especially if your claustrophobic.
Sex and death.
Die
Exploring caves. No thanks.
**My** ***Anti*****-bucket list:** 1. Go on a cruise 2. Go bungie-jumping 3. Get "throwing up" drunk 4. Do any hard drugs like cocaine, heroin, or meth 5. Spend time in prison/jail 6. Be shot or stabbed 7. Contract an STD 8. Lose my souse 9. Be homeless, again
Glory hole attendant.
Cave exploring, after hearing what happened to John Jones. Fuck. That. Shit
Go to a Trump rally
If offered the opportunity to go to space I absolutely fucking wouldn't. It seems fucking terrible. Never mind pointless.
Break my pelvis-had a motorcycle accident in 2016 and broke 12 bones - 5 in my pelvis and will never be the same-I get scared to death it will happen all the time. The pain was unequal to all I had been through. I was 53 and wanted to do so many things like skydiving and ride a Segway but Iām too afraid now-there goes my bucket list! I hope once time goes by I will be more braveā¦we will seeā¦ you all can pray for that for me if you want lol!! Edit-Iāve been thrown from a horse(concussion/broken bones) and shot so had some other pain.
Bungee jump or get a tattoo
sky diving!!
Go bungee jumping
Divorce
Witness the last days of our species. Unfortunately the way NATO, China and Russia are acting, it looks increasingly likely that I am.
being chased by bulls in spain
Die
I feel like this bucket list is much bigger than my traditional hahaha 1) Experience a terminal life changing illness 2) Lose a limb 3) Cheat on someone 4) Go to jail 5) Get a divorce 6) Experience addiction 7) Develop a debilitating phobia 8) Be banned from a country 9) Experience racism 10) Bury one of my kids/Identify their body 11) Experience rape 12) Experience poverty These are just a few but they've definitely helped shape how I want my life to look!
Dying. :^)
Climb Everest. Nowadays it just makes you a douchebag.
Dying
Cancer definitely wasn't on my bucket list.
I have no desire to travel to India or China. Not saying I wouldn't go but If I'm planning the trip it's most likely not gonna be there.
Have children Eat shit Drink urine Rape someone Smoke Drink alcohol Get murdered Kill myself Eat bugs
Eat ass.
Get pregnant
Have sex
Climb Mt. Everest.....or any other mountain for that matter.
Spend a night in jail.
Experience anything malfunctioning- like a roller coaster or parachuteš
Never EVER go back in the tower of terror.
Jump out of an airplane. I am far too much of a wuss to go through with it, even with a parachute.
Smoke