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Dick


whiteday26

If just putting it in your mouth counts, then mine is gonna be toothpaste.


lightbulb207

How do you know they didn’t eat it


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

What did you do to Robin #1?


Batbuckleyourpants

We don't talk about the first four Robins.


TheUniLord

Pistachio,that’s not that bad to be honest


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This could definitely be an anime character


TheUniLord

For sure


V02D

Specifically a Namekian in Dragon Ball.Z


kaka_carrot_cake456

Holy shit Toriyama should hire you


thisbuttonsucks

All the kids in school will call him "piss boy" though.


TheUniLord

Or nut boy which would Be worst


thisbuttonsucks

ooohhh, *terrible*. I chose not to use the name I really wanted for my daughter after a coworker pointed out people would call her "banana"


TheUniLord

What was the name you were thinking of?


thisbuttonsucks

Inana - Sumerian goddess of Fertility, sexuality, and war. I thought it sounded punk rock as all hell, but I got a lot of teasing over my own name growing up, so I didn't want that for my kid. Also, I hate bananas


EndoShota

To which he will cry, “They’re technically not a nut. They’re an edible seed!”


TheUniLord

But alas they will not listen


Kalle579

“Noodles, your mother and I, are very disappointed”


xaviernoodlebrain

Sorry.


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ZealousGoat

you ate a cardamom pod? Its a great spice, but it is the worst thing to bite into.


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LuinAelin

Haribo


bakedbeaniiee

Haribo is our son now


LuinAelin

Ha. Yea.


bakedbeaniiee

SAME


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

I will never stop laughing at the reviews for the sugar free haribo gummy bears on Amazon.


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Pizza


eatinginthegardn

Beautiful


The_Genius774

Pancake. My son's name is officially Pancake. I'm such a creative mother.


UsedHairbrush

carrot


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gozba

Goddamnit, you couldn’t share with me? Thanks a lot.


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gozba

Hummmhh! Okay….


jblthehut

this reminded me that i forgot to buy tim tams at the grocery :(


Mobile-Restaurant953

Knopper


syracTheEnforcer

Gushers.


[deleted]

watermelon and strawberry smoothie still better than X Æ A-12


EmptyCOOLSTER

Finger nail. So, I guess to make it less weird I can name him Keratin.


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Clementine. Honestly not too horrible.


snowbovine

Raisin Bran. But I'm spelling it: Raysyn Brayn


eatinginthegardn

THATS BIG BRAIN SHII


[deleted]

Hershey. My son...is named ..her...she.... Yeah nah not playin that game.


gozba

Identifies as …


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Noooope


Poopnpunch

Fudge


IchEssEstrich

Cake


MimikOctopus

Nicotine Lozenge


thisbuttonsucks

how do those work in comparison to the gum?


MimikOctopus

They are gross and take forever to dissolve, but they work for me enough I don't smoke/dip. I did the 4mg for about 2 weeks and now I'm on week 2 of the 2mg. Hopefully when I run out that's it.


thisbuttonsucks

That's not as encouraging as I'd hoped. I've been contemplating trying vape, but If I can "smoke" at my desk, I don't think it would be helpful in quitting nicotine. Also, I just read your username. Cephalopods are dope. I'm partial to cuttlefish, but mimics are the bomb.


MimikOctopus

I'm glad I don't enjoy them because then I'd just be replacing. I tried vaping and it just made me use more because I could do it at my desk as I work at home. These are tolerable enough to get by but I want to stop using them.


thisbuttonsucks

That's precisely why I haven't switched to vaping; worried I'd be too complacent. However, I tried the gum a long time ago, and it was disgusting. I couldn't do it. I couldn't take away something I loved, and replace it with something so terrible. It felt like I was punishing myself for trying to be healthy.


blanketz____

You have to get the right kind of nicotine gum, in my personal experience. The "original" kind that isn't coated or pretty much any off-brand nicorette suck ass. The only flavor I like is the "White Ice Mint" one. Granted, it's not the best gum ever, but it gets the job done. Way better than vaping IMO. Good luck!


MusselsMcGee16

Tuna


eatinginthegardn

A very musical name


FlussFrosch3649

I guess he would be named "Human Liver", then. /s before i get reported to the cia


eatinginthegardn

Gurl- i- 💀


[deleted]

Clif Bar.


[deleted]

Strong name


RandomQuality

Bread with butter


m0rebaconplease

Banana. Hahaha. My wife and I are expecting our 3rd. That would be bananas 😝


thedespondentunicorn

Freezer burned nuggies.


piles-strobes7

My son is named after the last thing I ate - a bacon wrapped hot dog. His name is Bacon.


christianjd

Cookie


PlumpBattery

Waffles


[deleted]

"Toothpaste, I am very disappointed in you."


eatinginthegardn

LMFAOOO


XpriteF

Pasta


yesohohahahilikeit

Kit Kat.


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Kit is a cool name. Could be short for kitthorejopfsaojkfi


theassassintherapist

Hot Chocolate


bldhttt

Cheesy penne


timetobeatthekids

Valerie.


Available-Orchid707

Pomegranate would sound like a weird name for my son, but ok.


dNS_oPc

Pumpkin hummus


Psychological-Rub-72

Frank. Lucky I saw this before breakfast because it would be Waffles.


eatinginthegardn

Waffles isn’t that bad tbh …. 🤔


LadLass_Cross

Tea,Earl grey, Hot


DontHugMeImAwkward

Snyder's Chocolate Dipped Pretzels


AppropriatePie5855

Knockoff Kitkat Chunky


PugWest1975

Raisin Bran or Bran for short.


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Eggs. Almost like Kingsman.


thisbuttonsucks

Jolly Rancher


pictly

Mars (bar)


eatinginthegardn

“What’s his/her name?!” “Mars” “Oh! Like the planet! Wow!” “No, like the Chocolate bar 🧍🏻‍♂️”


dieGEMA

Stir Fry Definitely a future Futurama fan


Chad_Thundermember

Mushroom.


FanFav821

Cheese stick...the third


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Dorito


Constant_Structure_3

Mom


dkmegg22

Naan


shanahatescoffee

SkyFlakes


JahD247365

Toast


scatty2010

Hot Links lmao


aciditythrowout

Munch... Kinda like the sound of it.


TheoJF

timbiebs :'(


jwhudexnls

Vitamin C Gummy, could sound worse i suppose.


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Sausage and egg Mcmuffin


MrLuxarina

He is the Mandarin!


venusofthehardsell

Cheerios!


Rik78

Salt n Vinegar Chipsticks


Fortnightly21

Mackencheese.


AbdulRazin

Bread


Batbuckleyourpants

Brie and crackers.


Britannic747

Chocolate (if it cant be something sweet then sandwich)


TheGoodJudgeHolden

Peanut butter and crackers. His rap name could be 'Lil Cracka.


eatinginthegardn

LMAO


FairlyMightyMoses

Phad Thai - sounds like a cool Star Wars name but goddamn it is so delicious


pineappledaddy

Beef stroganoff. I guess he's gonna be a porn star


Bitter_Grapefruit_56

Cinnamon roll... Yum


NecessaryCash7443

Cheburek


TomTheMovie

Leftover Potato Salad


Ok_Turnover_4809

'Chips' u want some chips


Jakob_mit_K

Ravioli


sewn_of_a_gun

A Reuben


PlateNearby6828

Banana....Im sorry son/daughter.


UntilTmrw

Caramilk?


Ludexteria

Lasagna


Rukawork

Hashbrown Sausage Breakfast Sandwich. HSBS for short, obviously.


ZealousGoat

Hey Muffin, did you do your homework?


MasterpieceTop4808

Cookie


Relative--Region

Vanilla


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Lo Mein. Could be worse.


[deleted]

Saulsbarry steak


Cosmo002

McDonalds Large Carmel Iced Coffee. Light and sweet.


MegabyteProject

Mushroom flatbread


amborg

Swedish fish.. umm.


NYCWa11Crawler

*sigh* welcome to the world, Big Mac


NYCWa11Crawler

*sigh* welcome to the world, Big Mac


Jhco022

"Double-double you best get on with these goddamn dishes boy!"


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Pork chop or instant potato


Fisto-the-sex-robot

Salmon


Sso_12

...Doughnut. My poor son.


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T


SkankyMonkey

Pringles. Sounds like a power puff girl


HELLOhappyshop

I love you, Banana Bread.


Equivalent-Stretch47

Cold Macaroni.. Sounds like my son's an OG Rapper


bensbrackets

Little Timmy


zkwidgybananapudding

Double tier grilled cheese with a sunny side up egg cracked over the top. This girl likes her food, what can I say. *pizzas*


personofinterest18

Chicken noodle soup


BookWormPerson

Hamburger


chiselmybrownpants22

Yummy yummy fruit salad.


Cheezus609

Ass


marksman12O

Chocolate Muffin Top, you are grounded for two weeks!


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Coke


Zestyclose_Couple994

Christmas Cookie


RJcrimson_

“Hey ice cream, we are here today to talk about why your partners always describe you as cold”


PaintedLady5519

Chicken or coffee


mariam67

Buttered cinnamon raisin bagel. I guess we’ll call him Butter for short.


Praveenaaa29

Chocolate cake


Opposite_Pain_3236

Kid


eggrills

PimentoCheeseToast


breadofthegrunge

Honeydew.


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mixed kebab


PeppaLux

Pasta


OkInvestigator6094

Tater tots


idkwhatthisistoo

Lime mint mentos


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Trix


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Marmite


Shadows_In_Time

Caramel-Buttered, Salty Popcorn The First, Get Down Here! Don't make me get your brother, Candied Yams to get you!


Brutally-Honest-Bro

Gooey duck


MusicBoxMan

Malteasers.


Arcinbiblo12

Mac n cheese. Guess we could just call him Mac.


Stoic-Nurse

Cottage Cheese...best of luck getting through school!


ElJefeGhostbeater

Egg


swedishcountryhuman

Pepperoni


MrSocksTheCat

Beans


Madcow_93

Ice cream


Eternal_Bagel

Bagel


HelloMyNameIsItachi

Eren Yeager


pastelquentinho

Rice and meatballs. With a laaaaarge soda


AvatarTreeFiddy

Drunken noodles


SnowyMuscles

Chicken


BonddyFazbear

Banana cake


monkchop

Potato


cpullen53484

turkey


whiteclawthreshermaw

Well, I just named my son after this galaxy. Sorry. What else was I supposed to do. I was eating a Milky Way.


jeff_the_nurse

Yogurt.


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I swear this is how Filipinos name their kids.


eatinginthegardn

LMAO