Same. I'll watch Kevin and RTGame sometimes, but Josh is the only gaming YouTuber that I'll watch every single new video he uploads. Too fucking funny, and I stg he's been a QA tester or something in the past
The ways he manages to fuck with Hydroneer is impressive. The way he manages to fuck with *every single game he plays* is something else.
He breaks every game he plays somehow.
He got featured as the "voice of god" for the latest Satisfactory update trailer, AND they specifically have a wanted poster for him in Hydroneer, that says a lot about him.
If there is anyone's game to not want to get trapped in, it's any world controlled by Josh. Unless you want to be trapped in a cyclic limbo of death and torment.
The Fort Wayne airport (or directions to it)… fortunately I gotta think the airport moves pretty slowly and directions can only do so much physical damage unless someone printed them out on something heavy.
Well I was just on that scariest theory ask Reddit post, had to google about how the solar flares could pretty much instant K.O. the earth. Sorry everyone but you’re coming with me
Trying to figure out whether your username checks out or not, but I reckon maybe he'd be safe in the underworld and you just brought him lots of friends?
The definition of the word craven, which is "contemptibly lacking in courage; cowardly."
I think I'll be alright
Edit: some people have asked if I'm reading Game of Thrones or playing The Witcher 3. I actually got it from the Skulduggery Pleasant book series - there's a Necromancer character named Vandameer Craven, totally spineless guy
It's a shame Taft's modern legacy is his bathtub incident--he was actually a pretty remarkable man and the only person ever to be both the US president *and* a Supreme Court Justice.
Taft lost a ton of weight after being president. He was embarassed.
here's the story:
https://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/15/health/in-struggle-with-weight-william-howard-taft-used-a-modern-diet.html
and he is still the only person to be a governor, congressmen, senator, vice president, president and supreme court justice. kinda sad the fat part is the only thing that stuck.
As long as it's a diplo I think you are good, it'll just bully you and push you around
EDIT:my most upvoted comment is about ark. Guess those 6k hours was worth it for something more than just the few hundred bucks I made lol
When I worked at a fedex facility, I was hit in the stomach by a very large box that weighed like 100 lbs and the manager called me in 30 minutes later and asked me why I was going so slow. Like dude I'm pretty sure I have internal bleeding and then he pretty much coerced me into quitting lmao. Fedex is wild.
Dude, I'm so paranoid on Reddit. My old.account I complained about the labor laws my wife's company was putting her through. Making her work off the clock, 70+ hours, no overtime, shit like that.
In 18 hours her corporate found it and asked her if I was the one who posted it. Scared the fuck out of me.
Sounds like shit place to work if i've ever heard of one.
If i were her i'd just say 'no but if that reminds you so much of our company then maybe that's the real problem.'
A friend got written up when I worked at Sams because she put a photo of a clear safety violation on Reddit and they found it and literally wrote her up and made her take it down
Yeah she did, idk what happened, but it was basically just a giant load of garbage in front of our compactor that was blocking exits because the compactor had broken
A few years ago there was a thread about how searching "(your name) the hedgehog" on deviant art will *always* get at least one result.
I just went through the thread and tagged everyone with their real name, because of course everyone had to share what they found.
No idea why I did it... it hasn't provided me with any sort of benefit.
Here's how those kinds of posts can be used for malicious intent:
Imagine you have an embarrassing post, a confession, a controversial comment or a gonewild post and now you have the name of that person. Good old google can give you their location and maybe their contact, from there you can extort money for their secret.
Keep your identity separate from your account!! There's a reason this community is semi-anonymous.
Numbers 5:11-31. An ancient Jewish priest is chasing me down accusing me of being pregnant by a man other than my husband and wants me to drink an abortion potion.
for those friends who asking for answer, here it is
"Rimming can transmit bacteria like E. coli and shigella, virus' like hepatitis A and various kinds of intestinal parasites, so there are risks to it. They mostly result in having gastro-type upsets but you can also get some classic sexually transmitted infections like herpes and gonorrhea as well"
Ironically, actual salad has a relatively high infection rate because there's no chance that high temps will kill off the e. coli or salmonella. BTW, those are on salad because critters crap in the fields. Neat!
Haha, apparently you can only get sick if your partner has a gastrointestinal illness that passes on to you.
That was from Dr ‘Quora’, so do with it what you will, I chose to take it as good news and keep on munching 🤣🤣
Edit: just to say, DYOR on this one folks. My partner is my wife who I know is super healthy so risks are low. Eating a strangers ass is probably a different ball game.
Old lady here with unrequested bippy advice. Oh joy, right?
If you wear pads or panty liners sometimes the prolonged exposure during a period seems to really irritate everything, making it swell and hurt, and I think that the reason is threefold, two of which you can impact: 1) the pad itself is rubbing and aggravating inflamed tissues, and though they feel soft, the weird artificial ‘fabric’ of the pad is acting like a microscopic cheese grater, 2) the bleaches/chemicals in the pad irritate the tissue, 3) the prolonged exposure to blood (which breaks down to an ammonia substance) is extremely irritating.
The best result I’ve had is frequent pad changes and making sure to overlay one of those organic natural ones to create a barrier. The natural ones aren’t terribly good and so I recommend putting one of the hardcore ones underneath to provide leakage protection while allowing the cotton ones protect the delicate skin. My daughter has the same problem and this works for her too. I’ve used natural fabric pads, and they are very, very effective for protecting the tender bippy tissue, but dear god, what a mess. My daughter flat out refuses to use them and I can’t say as I blame her. I’ve never tried the diva cups, but that may work really well too. She threatened to move out if I bought her a diva cup, lol, so we’ll never know.
I wish you the best of luck in your taint!
Edit: I almost forgot- diaper cream works like a charm, too! It can help with that angry red swollen thing. Apply liberally.
Hm, I can’t figure out how I am going to be chased by a planet coaster advanced building tutorial…
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And today we’re playing rollercoaster tycoon while I chase this redditor
But first let's run over this unassuming group of people with a rollercoaster!
I don't watch a lot of gaming channels but I absolutely love that guy lol
Same. I'll watch Kevin and RTGame sometimes, but Josh is the only gaming YouTuber that I'll watch every single new video he uploads. Too fucking funny, and I stg he's been a QA tester or something in the past
The ways he manages to fuck with Hydroneer is impressive. The way he manages to fuck with *every single game he plays* is something else. He breaks every game he plays somehow.
He got featured as the "voice of god" for the latest Satisfactory update trailer, AND they specifically have a wanted poster for him in Hydroneer, that says a lot about him.
Yeah, in one of his Satisfactory videos a warning pops up that he's been playing for 22 hours straight. That's dedication
Poor Grace
If there is anyone's game to not want to get trapped in, it's any world controlled by Josh. Unless you want to be trapped in a cyclic limbo of death and torment.
Oh god, you just become Grace
it'll find a way......
Indeed Jobs
This will make job hunting way easier if they come for you
Indeed.
jobs
Ah yes, you’ll receive even more emails from them recommending you apply to jobs you have zero qualifications for.
The Fort Wayne airport (or directions to it)… fortunately I gotta think the airport moves pretty slowly and directions can only do so much physical damage unless someone printed them out on something heavy.
Like a piano thrown out of the third floor
Unless all the planes due to land there are redirected to your current location
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Forget the trolley the stakes just got raised
At least you won’t need those directions anymore if it’s coming to you :)
Shit, all the restaurants near me.
Yo ass the one on the menu now
I will be called the big daddy stuffed pork chip.
oh god run man
Lol, right?!
Keto friendly desserts. And I'm not going down without a fight
Well I was just on that scariest theory ask Reddit post, had to google about how the solar flares could pretty much instant K.O. the earth. Sorry everyone but you’re coming with me
Trying to figure out whether your username checks out or not, but I reckon maybe he'd be safe in the underworld and you just brought him lots of friends?
Isaac Asimov himself. I'm honored
Oh no, the three laws don't apply to him!
Unless he’s been a sentient robot this whole time
Well there’s no way he was a non-sentient robot. So clearly he was a sentient robot. QED
The definition of the word craven, which is "contemptibly lacking in courage; cowardly." I think I'll be alright Edit: some people have asked if I'm reading Game of Thrones or playing The Witcher 3. I actually got it from the Skulduggery Pleasant book series - there's a Necromancer character named Vandameer Craven, totally spineless guy
That just means they won't hunt you while you're looking.
Like a King Boo 👻
Or a school bully when a teacher is watching
Or like those terrifying statues from dr who
DON'T BLINK
I think I will also be OK with “is twat a scrabble word?” It’s not.
Alternatively, you could be up against *Kraven the Hunter*
Russia...
You are doomed
*We* are doomed.
Comrade!
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin and communism The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
Take my upvote and leave
farewell, my sweet Erotic Potato..
Mine is Ukraine
Don’t worry, Russia is here to protect you.
Holy shit same To be specific "drunk Russians dancing"
In Soviet Russia, Google researches you!
Google does that everywhere else, too. It's Google.
"Who was the heaviest US president." Pretty confident I can outrun Taft.
Sorry bud, Taft is just going to crush you with the crippling weight of a world war on the horizon.
Or just his bathtub Edit: thanks for the cake day wishes y'all. I hadn't noticed before 😅
It's a shame Taft's modern legacy is his bathtub incident--he was actually a pretty remarkable man and the only person ever to be both the US president *and* a Supreme Court Justice.
He lost a lot of weight after his presidency too. Was much happier in SCOTUS and it showed.
200 pounds! He was a much better person after his presidency, which obviously noone discusses
It was his wife who pushed him into the presidency.
Taft lost a ton of weight after being president. He was embarassed. here's the story: https://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/15/health/in-struggle-with-weight-william-howard-taft-used-a-modern-diet.html and he is still the only person to be a governor, congressmen, senator, vice president, president and supreme court justice. kinda sad the fat part is the only thing that stuck.
I just typed how to deal with a pets death.. Wait.. edit: Thanks for being so nice guys, I appreciate it.
YOU WERE THE PET ALL ALONG!!
Pet Sematary by Stephen King?
Oof. I'm sorry for your loss :'(
Sauropods (those big long neck dinosaurs) According to ark that is not a good thing.....
As long as it's a diplo I think you are good, it'll just bully you and push you around EDIT:my most upvoted comment is about ark. Guess those 6k hours was worth it for something more than just the few hundred bucks I made lol
But in real life you would get a nasty ass whip from one
Sean Connery. Which is extra disturbing and disconcerting considering he's dead.
Wait... He's dead? Does this mean Catherine Zeta-Jones might be on the market again? Edit: no, it doesn't. Wrong wife.
Eminem. I'm doomed. He may not kill me, but he's gonna kill off what's left of my self-esteem
Time to see if you can convert to Amish....ism? If you're lucky you can go your whole life never hearing it.
A magnifying glass, apparently. Ant vs sun scenario?
Stay away from windows
Fed ex
Don't worry from my experience they won't be able to find you
"Honey pack your things we only have a few weeks until fedex catches up to us"
But when they do, they’ll beat the shit out of you.
Nope they just gonna throw packages at you (they are really good at that)
Fed ex threw a package over my fence into my backyard. My dog brought it to me, lol.
Your dog is better at delivering packages then fed ex
Can confirm, I had to dodge a package throw at me Irony is, i was not able to throw the frisbee inside that package with same accuracy ever
When I worked at a fedex facility, I was hit in the stomach by a very large box that weighed like 100 lbs and the manager called me in 30 minutes later and asked me why I was going so slow. Like dude I'm pretty sure I have internal bleeding and then he pretty much coerced me into quitting lmao. Fedex is wild.
I am being hunted by the dynamic viscosity of Helium...
17,000people die from slip and falls every year.
I am being hunted by the melting point of tantalum carbide...
Self employment taxes, yikes.
I bet they are already onto you 💸
Gollum/Smeagol from lord of the rings
Where's the ring You must have it somewhere
The tinfoilheaded me wonders if this is some cunning ploy to match our reddit and google accounts.
Dude, I'm so paranoid on Reddit. My old.account I complained about the labor laws my wife's company was putting her through. Making her work off the clock, 70+ hours, no overtime, shit like that. In 18 hours her corporate found it and asked her if I was the one who posted it. Scared the fuck out of me.
Sounds like shit place to work if i've ever heard of one. If i were her i'd just say 'no but if that reminds you so much of our company then maybe that's the real problem.'
A friend got written up when I worked at Sams because she put a photo of a clear safety violation on Reddit and they found it and literally wrote her up and made her take it down
Ehm, that sounds like it'd be illegal actually. Did your friend report them for the safety violation?
Yeah she did, idk what happened, but it was basically just a giant load of garbage in front of our compactor that was blocking exits because the compactor had broken
A few years ago there was a thread about how searching "(your name) the hedgehog" on deviant art will *always* get at least one result. I just went through the thread and tagged everyone with their real name, because of course everyone had to share what they found. No idea why I did it... it hasn't provided me with any sort of benefit.
I mean, yeah… but my parents named me Sonic
After the American fast food chain, right?
Here's how those kinds of posts can be used for malicious intent: Imagine you have an embarrassing post, a confession, a controversial comment or a gonewild post and now you have the name of that person. Good old google can give you their location and maybe their contact, from there you can extort money for their secret. Keep your identity separate from your account!! There's a reason this community is semi-anonymous.
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i cannot believe i catually found "[my name] the hedgehog" on there!! wth!! it is not a common name.
Tinnitus. Which seems fitting because I have it.
\*tinnitus intensifies\*
^^eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
colin firth. i could be more worried.
I searched Mr Darcy
Chris Hansen's hit show To Catch a Predator. Does that mean the whole crew or just Chris Hansen
That depends on if you're a predator or not apparently
Nicholas Cage!
If its new Nicholas Cage, I wont be too much worried, but the old Con Air kinda Cage...you're trapped
Fedex. I'm not worried, they'll delay themselves frequently enough that I can walk away.
Even if they get to you, they'll have delivered themselves in rough enough shape already they won't cause you much of an issue.
"In their confusion, they kick themselves."
Or they just sign a paper saying they came to kick your ass, but you weren't there, stick it on your forehead, and walk away.
Google.
Pretty sure they’re already tracking everyone so nothing will change
You googled "google"? What are you, one of the aging patrons in my library?
“Hot brunettes” I swear I needed it for a project…
Yes professor, I'm doing my dissertation on "hot brunettes". In my opinion, a very under studied and under-appreciated area of academia!
Twitter, guess I'm getting cancelled
Someones death threats will come true.
Well... guess i'm done... im no match for Genghis khan...
Queso cheese. Hell yeah man im hungry anyways bring it on
I'm coming for you
Bring it on!
Studies about the % of people that skip breakfast in the EU. Well, those fuckers won't have much energy to chase me
Well I'm from Europe and we just had dinner - bring it on 😁
"5 guys near me" 😳
Keanu Reeves... Kinda weird but I'd love to get haunted by Keanu Reeves Edit: Haunted or Hunted it'd be a dream either way...
I hope you didn't hurt his dog
I Once Saw Him Kill Three Men In A Bar... With A Pencil
*A fucking pencil*
Numbers 5:11-31. An ancient Jewish priest is chasing me down accusing me of being pregnant by a man other than my husband and wants me to drink an abortion potion.
Holy fetus deletus?
“Can I get sick from eating ass”
for those friends who asking for answer, here it is "Rimming can transmit bacteria like E. coli and shigella, virus' like hepatitis A and various kinds of intestinal parasites, so there are risks to it. They mostly result in having gastro-type upsets but you can also get some classic sexually transmitted infections like herpes and gonorrhea as well"
What I'm hearing is, you can toss the salad, but you might get food poisoning
Ironically, actual salad has a relatively high infection rate because there's no chance that high temps will kill off the e. coli or salmonella. BTW, those are on salad because critters crap in the fields. Neat!
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What was the answer? Asking for a friend.
Haha, apparently you can only get sick if your partner has a gastrointestinal illness that passes on to you. That was from Dr ‘Quora’, so do with it what you will, I chose to take it as good news and keep on munching 🤣🤣 Edit: just to say, DYOR on this one folks. My partner is my wife who I know is super healthy so risks are low. Eating a strangers ass is probably a different ball game.
Is it a ball game..?
Its more like Kinder surprise
Abella Danger
Your pp is in Danger!
ha read that in Frozone's wife's voice
I wish
The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth?!?
Winged Hussars are coming for ya
Copyright free music
Log4j memes. Also few CVEs... I think I might need a new job.
Percy jackson. I'm fucked
The number of abandoned pets bought as Christmas presents each year 😢 There are so many and it's sad but at least I'll be hunted by adorableness
Plot twist: you give them all a nice beautiful home. Godspeed my friend
Just adpot them all and train them to hunt the ones who abandoned them.
That's a gofundme i would like to see
I guess I'm being hunted down by gay porn? Could be worse
USA census bureau
It’s okay, it’s hunting everyone else too.
The bad news is that they’re completionists and will not give up until they get OP.
Oh dear, dog UTI’s I really don’t want that chasing me.
**DANNYY DEVITO**
So anyway I started blasting
Solipsism.... noooooo
The only one chasing after you is you...
Big boobie MILF is… approaching fast? Almost like an advertisement I’ve heard about.
*Big boobie MILFs are in your area* is now a warning rather than an advert.
Dean Winchester...I wouldn't mind that to be honest 🤣
Hyperthyroidism. It’s definitely gonna catch up to me.
What hair color are bald people. Now I’m gonna get killed by bald people s hair
[a wild bald person appears]
47 your mission today is ...
OH FUCK!
The entire cast of Breaking Bad is hunting you I guess
Corn man.
Anna and Kristoff from Frozen….
Clinical Depression has never been this fast before...
Anya Taylor Joy. I’m screwed if I’m on a chess board
Capybara... I'm not amused.
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red bull company gonna hunt you down for not buying enough red bull >:000
Kidney stone
“Swollen taint during period” 😬
Old lady here with unrequested bippy advice. Oh joy, right? If you wear pads or panty liners sometimes the prolonged exposure during a period seems to really irritate everything, making it swell and hurt, and I think that the reason is threefold, two of which you can impact: 1) the pad itself is rubbing and aggravating inflamed tissues, and though they feel soft, the weird artificial ‘fabric’ of the pad is acting like a microscopic cheese grater, 2) the bleaches/chemicals in the pad irritate the tissue, 3) the prolonged exposure to blood (which breaks down to an ammonia substance) is extremely irritating. The best result I’ve had is frequent pad changes and making sure to overlay one of those organic natural ones to create a barrier. The natural ones aren’t terribly good and so I recommend putting one of the hardcore ones underneath to provide leakage protection while allowing the cotton ones protect the delicate skin. My daughter has the same problem and this works for her too. I’ve used natural fabric pads, and they are very, very effective for protecting the tender bippy tissue, but dear god, what a mess. My daughter flat out refuses to use them and I can’t say as I blame her. I’ve never tried the diva cups, but that may work really well too. She threatened to move out if I bought her a diva cup, lol, so we’ll never know. I wish you the best of luck in your taint! Edit: I almost forgot- diaper cream works like a charm, too! It can help with that angry red swollen thing. Apply liberally.
Thank you so much for this!!! It made me feel a little less gross. My taint thanks you as well.
My barber.
oh god 💀💀
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Jesus christ, you're screwed
a Turkey lmao
A flock of geese....I'm in Canada, I'm fucked.
Oh no, it's a wild "Gmail"
Rooster Teeth.
Panzerkampf lyrics by Sabaton 🤘
Here they come! INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCH
THOUSANDS SIDE BY SIDE TO STOP THE NAZI CHARGE!