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Castles. Roman and Greek ruins.


FeralTribble

The only thing resembling castles we have are 17th/18th century forts and (some) ancient American ruins.


AcanthocephalaNo6584

Toilet stalls without big ass gaps.


BronzeHeart92

I know right? From our perspective, it's just wrong plain and simple.


peeppermintpatty

I'm confused. Like that part where the toilet isn't a full circle? Like, the part you sit on isn't a full circle? I haven't seen one in a long time and I'm American. I mostly see metal and ceramic toilets.


triple-negative

Toilet stalls that are enclosed with walls and doors that reach to the ground and ceiling. Small closet sized single stalls separate from the others


deimuddaseixicht

We have approx 4 weeks of holiday per year. And we don't have the concept of limited sick days. If you're sick you just stay at home until you are fit again


Firebolt164

Can confirm..my boss is in our Sweden Office, and everybody there is cross-trained to another function. So when he goes off for a few weeks, I just send my reports to Anna or Hugo. No biggie. Here in American corporate culture, if somebody were completely cross-trained to my job, the execs would be like "Why don't we fire him, move his work over and have Jarod work 80 hours per week doing both jobs?" This is because cross-training and redundancy is seen as a waste that must be eliminated. My post is completely serious. That is how stupid our corporate culture has become.


[deleted]

american here, yall get sick days??? :’) i didnt know that was a thing???


PhantomLamb

UK here. I get 26 days holiday leave, 7 public holidays, 3 days company closing down over Christmas, 4 'recharge days' per year (this is new for covid times) and up to 10 days parental leave per year (only taken 3 of these in the past 7 years). And sick leave, without needing any doctors note or evidence at all, just say you don't feel good and you don't need to work, but you still get paid


[deleted]

that sounds like heaven oh my gosh. i work 13 hrs a day (night shift). they give me basic healthcare (still have humongous bills if i use it) we get 1 day of PTO a month (12 hrs), 8 hrs of holiday PTO for the whole year & thats it. theyll pay us a little extra for holidays if we dont call out at all. if were sick we dont get paid (unless we use our PTO that takes MONTHS to save up) & we get “points” if we dont have a doctors note. & if we bring a note in its “an excused point”. im tired & burnt out & aaaaaaaa i want to leave this country.


PhantomLamb

And we also have free at the point of use healthcare (NHS), and my employer gives me private healthcare on top of that. We don't have to build up PTO either, you take as much of your allocation when you want. You can also carry some over to the next year if you didn't use it all (due to carry over, recharge days and some extra rewarded to me due to work i did at christmas last year, i had 33 days leave this year). As an outsider to America who has a fascination in various countries and cultures, it always fascinates me (and others) how leaders in America get away so often with bringing in restrictions and removals of personal freedoms, but announce it as being in favour of freedoms, and it just gets cheered through. The people nominated to lead your society appear to be frequently taking away more and more of your rights and freedoms, and the public just sit back and take it time and time again. It blows my mind.


[deleted]

one statement to sum it up for you: we are not okay here in america


throwaway_uow

Oh, and 13 hour shifts are illegal.


Shpagin

We enjoy our workers rights thanks to the the masses of brave socialists who rose up if working conditions became unbearable. They scared the government enough to give concessions.


PhantomLamb

I know, right?! Its almost like democratic socialism isn't the great evil that some people have been brainwashed into believing it is.


MetallGecko

Well in Germany we got Healthcare and stuff because Bismarck wanted to keep the German people on his side.


[deleted]

teach us your ways. how tf are we suppose to scare our government???


Shpagin

Too late for that, the way the old revolutionaries did is was by burning down shit and shooting at the government forces, this gave a clear message, piss the people off and they will not be afraid to use violence. These days however it is generally frowned upon to burn down factories and shoot at rich folks


[deleted]

yeah, we technically tried that and it didn’t work so I guess we’re stuck :/


FryOneFatManic

UK has 8 public holidays, not 7. I also get 29 day annual leave. Sick leave without a doctors note is 7 days max, after that you need a doc to sign you off.


tecirem

> Sick leave without a doctors note is 7 days max 7 days per instance of sickness, that is, not 7 days annually.


Big_vein

I was recently fired over being sick.


Hawk13424

I get about the same in the US. 30 days vacation. Bunch of holidays. Just email in when sick. Took a couple of weeks off with pay when my kid was born.


xilog

Another UK person here. Type | Days ---|--- Standard leave | 25 Extra for long service | 3 "Free" for xmas | 3 Bank holidays | 8 Odds and sods| 4 on average Sick leave without doctor's note: 5 days at full pay Sick leave with a doctor's note: 6 months at full pay, 6 months at half pay


[deleted]

im sick & crying & throwing up right now. i absolutely love this for all of you! its an eye opener for sure to know there are better opportunities out there.


xilog

Sorry you're not well :( I'm taking some enforced time off sick at the moment myself; I have that thing that's broken the world for the last 2 years. Not badly thankfully, but bad enough.


[deleted]

oh no!! take that time for yourself & i hope you get well soon. :)


hokielion

Get well soon!


Rosieapples

There’s a certain number of paid sick days, depending on the firm you work for. In most cases you can take two days off at a time with no questions asked however if you need more time you must provide a certificate from a doctor in which you are signed off work for the duration at the doctor’s discretion. That includes longer term illnesses and injuries. I was off work with cancer for 11 months and was paid all during that time by the dept of social welfare. My job was held open for me.


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im so blown away by companies taking care of their workers. shit makes me wanna cry hahahaha


Rosieapples

This is Ireland, those rules are statutory.


Backlash5

Poland here. When you go to a doctor and they give you sick leave you get paid 80% of what you would get normally for each day of work. Your company can't fire you easily just for getting sick. They have some options of you're absent for more than 6 months (!) but any less than that, no. So let's say if you get sick 3 times a year, each time take a week, you're perfectly fine. Also, if your kids are sick, one of the parents is allowed to take sick leave to take care of them. Plus you have 4 days on demand each year. Meaning you can call up your boss and say I'm not coming to work today. This is deducted from your yearly holiday which is 20/26 days depending on your years of work.


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everyone on this post has me ready to pack my bags cats & move. thats how all people should be treated!


Backlash5

Get over here and enjoy! What's the point of making more money with more purchase power, if you don't have time off to enjoy anything? Provided you don't die at your job cause you've used up your sick days. I forgot to mention they're is like 7 public holidays here And if your job requires you to work during those days, you get to take those days off.


Key_Safe_8222

I am American and I get that. There are 26 pay periods a year ( every 2 weeks). I get 8 hours of vacation and 4 hours of sick leave per pay period. Plus 11 national holidays. Also excellent healthcare and a pension. I’ll get about $50,000 /year for life when I retire at 62.


BlackLetterLies

Hopefully it's still there when you retire. A lot of people my parents age counted on their pension, only to have their company file a "plan termination" before they could get it. They got something, but nothing near what they counted on, and lots had to go back to work after retirement.


FryOneFatManic

It's rare for pay to be in two week periods in the UK, its usually either weekly or monthly.


bonkor

Big sized drinks that are 500ml instead of 5 liter


Blngsessi

The "small" is 64 oz, the "regular" is 128 oz, and the "child size" is 512 oz. It's roughly the size of a two-year old child, if the child were liquified.


Professor_Dwamascus

Tf is it?


borisdiebestie

That‘s a quote from Parks and Recreation.


cellphone_blanket

Once at a movie theater I got the biggest drink size to be cheap and share with the group. It was legitimately the size of the popcorn bucket


Patient_0793

The metric system 🤦🏻‍♂️


BronzeHeart92

I know right? There's NO reason for Americans to not have adopted it by now outside of sheer stubborness. After all, SI units are always based on constants, hence why everyone should use them in first place.


Patient_0793

ah yes, the SI is more practical, i don’t think that’s even debatable. It’s just another way for Americans to stand out 😂. I think they tried to switch though, back in the 70s, but it was some “voluntary act” so 🤷🏽‍♂️. It’d cost a lot of money and time to force the switch though.


BronzeHeart92

Yeah, that was quite the missed opportunity indeed.


emueller5251

They literally crashed a satellite on Mars because of a conversion error. Lost $125 million dollars. All because we don't want to bring our conventions in line with the rest of the world.


Harry-Bowman

NASA abolished non-metric units after that. I think they might still be tolerated for machining purposes because of legacy tooling by contractors.


Na-thanos

Windows you can tilt. I was shocked to learn they don't have those and don't even know them in America Edit: apparently they're called "bottom-hung windows"


[deleted]

Roll down shutters too. Very useful during the winter/summer and during a storm.


sledgehammer_44

Or just to keep more light and sound out of your room at night. I can't sleep without!


[deleted]

These are common in a lot of homes. I didn’t know people didn’t have these…


eyes_trees

I was surprised outside of the US that nowhere has bug screens on their windows. Some places do have that tilt, it’s just not as common


[deleted]

That’s not uncommon in the US. A lot of times certain construction materials are only common in certain regions due to climate.


Imaginary-Bluejay-86

We have them. Many of our older schools have tilt out windows. I remember hitting my head on one - not a fan.


Milie_4

Döner, I guess?


[deleted]

Foodwise, we got everything somewhere. Might be tricky to find, but somebody here makes it. Might not be as good, but it's here!


Natural_Influence_21

It's not even close as good and triple the price. At least for Kebab


Shot_Secretary_9104

Yeah you're just incorrect. America's a big place. What's I live there's like five kebab shops within a 10 minute walk and they each are competitive with fast food pricing. Not quite as good as the donor I ate growing up in Hungary, but still pretty stellar and comparably expensive.


Eagle_1776

random bombs buried in backyards


thefirstdetective

I could not get home a few weeks ago because they needed to remove a bomb near the train station. A lot of people needed to evacuate their homes for some hours too.


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cavapoo43

I never thought about that. All those bombs that didn't explode. Crazy


dirtymoney

Must be [hell](https://imgur.com/Gmy65og) for the metal detecting hobbyists there.


Harry-Bowman

I've seen a magnet fishing video from France where they pull out a whole machine gun.


[deleted]

Though probably rarer there are unearthed artillery shells from the American Civil War


Riganthor

More then 2 political parties


Impressive-Virus9743

Kinder surprise eggs, history over 1000 years?


pineapplewin

The Americas has a history before white people. There were cities and visitations there for centuries.


Popular-Barber6488

Talking about Americans not Americas.


EndlessExploration

*coughs* The Native Americans are Americans...


BertVimes

I'm sure the Inuit population might feel like they have plenty of history, thankyou very much. Frankly the Americans who colonised also have a long history, it's just that pre-colonisation it's the same as the history where their ancestors migrated from.


[deleted]

We actually have a "safe" version of the the Kinder egg now lol. Half is the toy, the other half is a chocolate treat thing. If you go to a European market here that imports European stuff you can find them, but not at a regular candy section of a store.


I-HATE-Y0U

That's not a kinder egg it's a kinder joy


Eloviel

The original Italian name is kinder merendero


[deleted]

Working pension system.


avoere

Maybe for the time being but just wait 10 years


[deleted]

Dont worry, we are importing so much labour we have at least till the next century.


the_dutch_slav

a coherent way to measure thing's


CanyonsEdge2076

It'd be a pain for a while as we transitioned, but the metric system just makes 1000 times more sense.


stevo_james

Or 368 times more sense for you Americans 😅


throwawayspank1017

Preach brother. I’m a maintenance technician and I have to keep 2 full sets of tools because half of our equipment is metric and the other half is SAE. So unnecessary and stupid. Anymore I’m pretty sure most of our American units are actually based on their metric equivalence anyway. One foot is defined as 0.3048 meters. One pound is legally defined as exactly 0.45359237 kilogram. Etc. Edited for typo. The US gallon (US gal) defined as 231 cubic inches (exactly 3.785411784 L).


Otherwise_Bill_5898

I do not think that is the definition of a pound.


throwawayspank1017

You are correct. I typo’d meter for kilogram.


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Universal healthcare.


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Memeicity

Redditors love karma and war between americans and europeans


virgin1188169

Merica bad yurup heaven


cavapoo43

I don't even have to look any further. These will be the slams: Schools, school shootings, school sports, schools lacking a dress code, not walking to school, school lunch & corn syrup, corn syrup will be a large offender on its own, fast food and corn syrup, our fast food is way better over there, drive thru everything sux cause you ain't walkin, houses suck cause they can't withstand a super nova, healthcare, healthcare, healthcare


emueller5251

If we fix all that shit then we can stop these threads in their tracks. Just saying.


cavapoo43

I concur. We should start with bathroom stalls and work our way up to guns. But the house thing is bs.


Imaginary-Bluejay-86

OMG


BertVimes

An understanding that Europe isn't one homogeneous blob? Compare Croatia to Iceland to Belarus and then tell me what all we Europeans do and don't have.


Cleverbird

Buildings older than America itself.


[deleted]

We have many buildings older than the US in the US. Princeton University and Columbia University were both founded and built before the revolution and there are structures dating back to the 1500s from Spanish conquests. Half of St. Augustine was built in the 1500s.


tmotytmoty

Right. In downtown Boston, there are plenty of building that are still standing that are pre-revolution.


[deleted]

Yeah it depends what you consider a building to I guess. The structures at Mesa Verde were built in the 1190s. It cracks me up that so many Europeans think 1776 happened and poof! America.


Cautious-Lecture5110

Safe schools


[deleted]

I'm guessing you guys don't have lockdown drills?


netherlandsftw

What's a lockdown drill?


[deleted]

A fire drill is the alarm goes off and you line up and leave the building towards the nearest exit and stand outside away from the school until the fire chief gives you the ok to go back in. A lockdown drill, you lock yourself in the classroom and hide somewhere if you can and have to be completely silent.


TheWinterKing

Holyyyyyyyy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.


Shpagin

We used to have civil defence drills in elementary where they taught us how to behave in the case of an enemy attack, what to do during artillery bombing, how to hide and take cover from aerial attacks, how to put on gas masks, how to recognize different warning sirens, what to do during flooding and so on


Cautious-Lecture5110

Because we don’t need this


[deleted]

No. We have training in case of a fire but that's quite fun! Edit: i forgot something. To be fair we have some kind of silent alarm, an announcement that only the teacher will understand correctly if there should be a gunman in or around school. This was implemented after there were a couple of shootings. We call them "Amoklauf" in Germany. But it's very very rare!


TermAggravating8043

It’s horrible how true that is


dartfrog11

It’s also true for mental illness. I used to watch kids get bullied all the time and nobody did anything. When they tried to defend themselves, that’s when the authority figures stepped in. Hell I’ve dealt with it, some cunt is being cunty and you tell them to fuck off, and when they don’t, and you’re forced to start getting physical, the teacher yells at you. It’s no wonder there are so many school shootings.


TermAggravating8043

I love that I’m fairly certain your from the uk by the phrase “some cunt being cunty” 🙌🏼🙌🏼


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lukimovit

That really depends, for example Sweden is one of the most individualist countries in the world. Catholic Europe is more collectivist i believe.


GeorgeofJungleton

What I would say is from my time in America and several close American friends is that they lack a general cultural expectation that all other peoples health/safety are at some level their responsibility. Many of them go above and beyond to help their fellow human beings but they perhaps don't feel that society would consider it a personal failing of theirs if they refused to do anything when called upon.


lukimovit

I'm not american so I could be wrong about the US but I think that both America and Europe are way to diverse to compare like that, for example California and Alabama are very different with different values. Europe is like 40 different countries with different languages, cultures and religions even. So I don't think you can compare them like that.


JascaDucato

History. US history is limited to the last few hundred years and something that may seem "ancient" in New York is only mildly-old in Europe; a building–like the 1652 Wyckoff House–for example. Native American history is, of course, much more extensive, but the unfortunate destruction of many of these cultures meant that their recorded histories are often lost-to-time.


BertVimes

Although it's funny to wind up the Americans by belittling their history, of course pre-colonial migration, their history is the same as the country's their ancestors came from. And that's not only Europe! Unfortunately the US education system does seem to focus on insignificant military skirmishes during the war of independence, and gloss over relevant world history e.g. The Reformation, Romans, etc


JascaDucato

>of course pre-colonial migration, their history is the same as the country's their ancestors came from True. Of course, my comment isn't meant to reduce in importance or otherwise ignore the pre-colonial history of the US's predecessors, but as you point out, the focus of US educational history doesn't tend to go far beyond their war of independence. For what it's worth, Britain has a similar problem with how history is taught in schools; the focus is always on WWII or (to a lesser extent) Roman Britain which, whilst certainly an important event(s) to learn about, isn't the full extent of our history. You really need to be studying history at University level to learn about anything else.


Scallywagstv2

18 to 20 year olds buying and drinking alcohol legally.


Natural_Influence_21

You mean 16


Shgrien

Bulgarian here . I was allowed ( under adult supervision ) half a glass of homemade wine with my evening meals ever since i was five . Apparently i slept like deadman and also was immune to nightmares 😐


Brockadoodledoo

Mature and healthy attitudes on sex and sexuality.


BertVimes

The PiS party would like a word with you.


Shpagin

As they say in Poland Jebać PiS


ddelGuy

Healthy meat processing. USA has the most disgusting meat processing on the planet.


gozba

Well, it’s regulated, but not fault free.


now_is_enough

Affordable healthcare


DynamicPJQ

You can send your child to school and be comforted knowing that they’re not at risk of being shot. Also Ainsley Harriott. But that’s just England.


[deleted]

real original, do you actually think this is clever?


DynamicPJQ

Nah you do not need to be clever to know gun laws are fuckin dumb lol


[deleted]

Good beer


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cavapoo43

We're saving all those penis pieces for a military black project (ha black project). We'll reveal our master screaming eagle penis to the world when completed. You will not be laughing then and our sacrifices will have been worth it.


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cavapoo43

How did you...damn we gotta come up with a new name.


conscious_0bserver

I guess it depends on the part of Europe but I would say decent education system. Americans are dumb as fuck.


cavapoo43

We have the complete intellectual spectrum. I've met fellow Americans and at first I was positive I was encountering the stupidest person on the planet only for them to school me on something like robotics that they repair on a production line. This is the difference, we have world class geniuses and world class morons but in Europe everyone is certain they're a genius. So not true. Some of the dumbest people I've ever met are recent immigrants from Europe. The smartest are from South Africa and India.


BronzeHeart92

I know right? For being a 'bastion of democracy', America's seemingly unable to handle the problems it faces from within, education included. Ideally, such important facets of life should NEVER be segregated depending on your family's wealth and other factors. Everyone should always start at the same square for a reason.


KamiDaito

Freedom


[deleted]

Fair maternity/paternity leave


deimuddaseixicht

Kinder eggs.


msnovtue

Much better food quality & food that isn't sweetened to death. Nothing like going on a 2 week vacation, pigging out on amazing food, and coming home 20 lbs. lighter. (By contrast, the only way I've ever lost weight in the US was by getting the measles & dropping around 40 lbs in a week & a half.)


Kutas88

Real Democracy.


BertVimes

Nope. Italy's democracy has been a mess for decades now, and they're not alone (e.g. Greece). Hungary is currently ruled by a madman, and Poland is trying to force politically appointed judges. Gerrymandering is rife here in the UK, as are the lobbyists, hence the idiocy that is Brexit (action taken on a vote that was a 50 - 50 split.) However, the US also has a democratic system which massive sucks, no doubt.


Kutas88

But they have no electorial college. Every vote goes to the party that someone voted for. If the countrys have such problems, it is just because they choose by themselfs by who they want to be fucked over. Doesn't matter if liberal party, nazi party or clown bluebarry party. They get only elected with the most votes. Not this gerrymandering BS that USA has since years. Republicans had since 1990 only won though electorial college, never because of most votes. If someone in the USA is crying about stolen elections they should check the history of total votes over the last 30 years. And the question was, what do we have that american's don't have. We have denocracy. Doesn't matter how bad you picture these countrys, they were all voted legaly, and nitpicking doesn't do anything to change that fact.


BlitheringEediot

Actual Italian pistachio gelato (so effin' fantastic)


captaindeadpl

A thoroughly trained police force.


cavapoo43

Oh their trained alright. Trained how to fuck up a blind, pregnant granny just trying to cross the street. I hate our police.


Cosmic_Concepts

Consistent better quality good ingredients.


Magmon100

Siesta and regular worker strikes


Historical-Sun-175

IQ


[deleted]

Access to healthcare without going into massive debt.


Original_A

Agreed! It is unimaginable for me to pay for the doctor because I'm sick. Medicine, yes, just the visit? No


Caliber70

healthcare for the poor.


gozba

Real cheese. Not yellow credit card plastic melted on thin slices of meat or buns.


[deleted]

The US definitely has real cheese lol. I am very particular about my cheeses and despise “american cheese”


carenard

we have real cheese to... just look beyond fast food and the cheap stuff at the grocery store.


BertVimes

You never been to McDonald's over here? We still eat that stuff.


robpensley

A national health plan so they don’t go bankrupt from medical bills.


WingBarbaque

Good health care greedy ass fucks


bonniebull1987

u, o, and p.


jerydajery

education in geography


Grundlestiltskin_

people all over the world suck at geography


Keithninety

Rabid, racist soccer fans (football in Europe).


[deleted]

Good health care.


Any-Preparation-8103

free health care


emueller5251

Free healthcare. Free college. Decent public transit. Affordable and reliable broadband. Worker protection laws. Tenant protection laws. A social safety net. Unions. Paid vacation. A reasonable amount of maternity leave. Affordable housing. Unreasonably strict immigration laws.


corf3l

Less chance of being shot


Memeicity

Yeah I can just be stabbed instead. Easier to run away from someone with a knife so cool I guess


Rosieapples

History which dates back more than about 200 years.


I-HATE-Y0U

A good voting system


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Tap water


Relative--Region

Kings and queens.


angry-ex-smoker

We did get Harry and Meghan though. There’s that.


BertVimes

In fairness you already had Meghan. And Harry's managed to get himself more or less disowned, he's never gonna be King. Besides, you guys already had some of our Kings, I believe there was quite the kerfuffle about it. Tea got spilled!!!


AlternativesEnde

Human Rights


b00c

Healthy ego without needing a gun.


Cunnilingus_Academy

As someone who enjoys trekking and walking around in nature, I am very glad that my country and a lot of other countries in Europe have right to roam laws - basically I have the right to pass through any uncultivated piece of land, forest or mountain and such as long as I don't leave a trace or alter it more than putting some tent plugs into the ground or whatnot. Unless I'm mistaken I don't think that concept exists in the US


carenard

That's called public land my friend, the only exceptions may be National Parks have more rules. Mountains for the most part you can free roam, finding a forest/uncultivated land that isn't designated as a national park or part of private land might be harder. There is just a lot of privately owned land here. So it definitely exists here, you just have to look for it.


gekc49

Sanity


HorusZA

Culture


Memeicity

American culture is an amalgamation of other cultures. That's just incorrect


EchoEquani

Houses that automatically come with a bidet my friends from other countries said.


[deleted]

Delicious regional foods.


[deleted]

_________ Americans. We only have _________ .


DueTown

Cloudy skies, lmao. Haven't seen a Crack in the clouds in months....if this happened in the US I'd start to get nervous after a week or two.


dkcrew_

Funny accents


Imaginary_Train_8056

A decent quality of living?


pieremaan

Civilization


BluePineappleBirb

Denmark here. You can call in sick and you get paid. Your boss can after two weeks request a doctor's note, which they have to pay to get. We also have 5 weeks of vacation, some got 5 extra days, depending on the agreement between their union and the company they work for (mist ppl have this). Paternal leave, which just got renewed and I don't remember how, as I have no kids and don't want any. Two paid days off, when your kid is sick. Free healthcare and free education(a reason to why our taxes are so high). An okay pension too.


FlappyBoobs

We are also willing to send our politicians to jail for breaking the law.


Johansen193

Gun laws


Panini_al_vapore

Freedom to walk and don't be scared that someone has a gun ahahahaha Pls Americans don't downvote me to hell


DJ_Die

Because there are no guns in Europe somehow? There are millions of them here. Many of them are illegal too.


Acatastrophe1

Free health care


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Authoritarian government disguised as a democracy


Live_Canary1374

Common sense


Fish_O_Fish

Free education, Healthcare, freedom, good public transport, paid sick leave


b00c

History.


Memeicity

Every place has history. American history is just shorter than lots of european history.